I used to drive for a living and the amount of times that I had to pull over while listening to them 2 was well a hell of alot. Either that or crash and die in a fit of laughter.
STOP....I KNOW THIS ONE......... was it FANNY BY GASLIGHT until the gas ran out and then the old boy from nextdoor came round with a TORCH.........--- ERGO FANNIE BY TORCHLIGHT.......... carry on. ------- MARK & LARD
I KNOW THIS ONE......... was it FANNY BY GASLIGHT until the gas ran out and then the old boy from nextdoor came round with a TORCH.........--- ERGO FANNIE BY TORCHLIGHT.......... carry on. ------- MARK & LARD
it cant of been age that made them redundant at radio 1. in the mid nineties westwood was in his mid sixties. big bad boy from da hood (son of a vicar from peterborough-lol
"during the flight, our overtly homosexual stewards..." "enjoy an optional dalliance with a prozzer". How the hell did they get away with this? Oh, I miss them so much.
@TheQuicheMandrill I agree 100% Fearne Cotton must be the most inane Woman on UK Radio, she has no real Talent whatsoever but as long as Radio One chase a younger audience it will continue to happen, the station simply isn't worth listeng to without Mark and Lard
Comedy genius! rusty bullet hole Bobbins or Dobbins? The Friday Mash Up and the chart countdown! Why do we have to put up with ego Moyles when we could have had quality items!
Same here, they were great. This clips just creased me, please note that on lower priced windmill homes your sails will only just clear next doors by inches
overtly homosexual stewards,smelly arsed peasents,defficating bogtrotters all aired at 1 in the afternoon !
vashna3799 3 months ago
I miss them more!
chrisbis36 4 months ago
Eat da peach!
lordnipple 6 months ago
bloody fools
vashna3799 7 months ago
bruno brookes Lol !!!! :0)
25019719 7 months ago
Genius!!! How I miss them!
shazzerbaby77 7 months ago 2
the turd woman..no, the third woman. superb lol
twistedsistaqteu 8 months ago
2.05 Boomdickspurt .........quality!!!
MrPapple77 10 months ago
2.05 Boomdickspurt .........quality
MrPapple77 10 months ago
webbhead92 - where is Kevin Greening now - found dead - trussed up like a turkey in a gimp suit in a fetish chamber
simonrobertrussell 10 months ago
best ever FACT !!!!!!
kmabdullah2 10 months ago
It absolutely made my day when these two were fired from the breakfast show to make way for Kevin Greening.
webbhead92 11 months ago
I used to drive for a living and the amount of times that I had to pull over while listening to them 2 was well a hell of alot. Either that or crash and die in a fit of laughter.
elbluedude 11 months ago
You can gett this mp3 at ezmp3grab..com
detail50 1 year ago
will never be surpassed
bled83 1 year ago
oi oi oi oi oive always been lucky
baldandold 1 year ago
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STOP....I KNOW THIS ONE......... was it FANNY BY GASLIGHT until the gas ran out and then the old boy from nextdoor came round with a TORCH.........--- ERGO FANNIE BY TORCHLIGHT.......... carry on. ------- MARK & LARD
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago
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shaun12484 1 year ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT the Fuckingggggggg PEEEEEEAAAAACCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!
shaun12484 1 year ago
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shaun12484 1 year ago
CHROIST ORL MOIGHTY ---- i bet she's got a SHORN CUNNERY
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STROIK A LIGHT !! i bet she's got a SHORN CUNNERY
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago
it cant of been age that made them redundant at radio 1. in the mid nineties westwood was in his mid sixties. big bad boy from da hood (son of a vicar from peterborough-lol
longueville04 1 year ago
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troupscotland 1 year ago
omg bring em back,we pay for crap now!
powergod123 1 year ago
quality that last the test of time :) eat the peach,i still say it everytime the word peach gets mentioned :)
get some oil for the door.........
neverbeen2 1 year ago
"during the flight, our overtly homosexual stewards..." "enjoy an optional dalliance with a prozzer". How the hell did they get away with this? Oh, I miss them so much.
Kitty3780 2 years ago 4
i used to work in a factory where there was 9 different radio stations blurring out! come 1pm they all switched to the mark and lard show!
donsuccone 2 years ago 4
the term "hit the nail on the head"couldnt be so right for thequichemandrill,s comment bout fern cotton!!made me lol,even tho she,s my mum!!
mrpunx101 2 years ago
pure genius
bigaudioblackburn 2 years ago
legends. and now our substitute is greg james, and fern cotton, a woman who can speak so much and say so little.
TheQuicheMandrill 2 years ago 7
Good point well put our kid.
rsapristi 2 years ago 2
@TheQuicheMandrill I agree 100% Fearne Cotton must be the most inane Woman on UK Radio, she has no real Talent whatsoever but as long as Radio One chase a younger audience it will continue to happen, the station simply isn't worth listeng to without Mark and Lard
draven26 1 year ago 4
deficating bog-trotters!
Try driving and listening to this with tears running down your face.
Richard the turd!
willnotallow 2 years ago
oh thank you very much, I like this song! =D and the guys are very amusing!
ratoncitoloco1 2 years ago
funny! Could anyone tell me the name of this theme song, please!!
ratoncitoloco1 2 years ago
Lucky you by the Lightning Seeds i think
peetabix 2 years ago
how i miss them...
silvertaxi 2 years ago
Not before or since has any DJ come close to the majesty of Mark and Lard.
Well, Adam and Joe come close, I suppose.
Ming64 2 years ago 2
Lets get a campaign going. If Take That can make a come back, then these Gods of radio must be able to.
willnotallow1 2 years ago 4
Please come back mark * lard
willnotallow1 2 years ago
stop
trench124 2 years ago
carry on
trench124 2 years ago
brilliant they where the best...good old days
si4106 2 years ago 2
funny as fook,never been beaten ever!!! moyles isnt funny at all!!!!!!!!!!
leeboy8875 2 years ago 24
@leeboy8875 true
lobster7780 10 months ago
Comedy genius! rusty bullet hole Bobbins or Dobbins? The Friday Mash Up and the chart countdown! Why do we have to put up with ego Moyles when we could have had quality items!
me0151 2 years ago 6
Oh cor brimey charie!
willnotallow 2 years ago
I was just 10 pence short.
willnotallow 2 years ago
...deficating bogtrotters! Nearly wet myself when I heard that, and I was driving on motorway!
willnotallow 2 years ago
Oh ho hooo... 5 pounds.... Where is a clip of "it's a mystery"?? I can't find one.. Whooooooooooo????
They were genius, the funniest thing i've ever heard, original comedy every day and still funny now.
Bring them back and give them the 8-6 slot (i.e. replace everyone during my working day).
cofotony 2 years ago 8
THAT's the best idea ever!
Mark & Lardie boy, 8am to 6pm
kin brilliant!!!
willnotallow 2 years ago 4
that is what radio one is missing 2:05 boomdickspurt what a classic line
mrstinas1985 2 years ago
Same here, they were great. This clips just creased me, please note that on lower priced windmill homes your sails will only just clear next doors by inches
jimotter 2 years ago
I miss these so much....
pips778 2 years ago
Bruno Brooks had a show about this exact thing. It was crap
anthony342 2 years ago
Mark & the boy Lard made radio 1 good.
ooooh yes!
karlos28981 2 years ago 2
at 1.56 backing out is extra !! top quality comic timing from the legends that !
richards4144 2 years ago 3
I looked forward to afternoons at work when Mark & Lard were on
clmr4 2 years ago 3
fat larry white is utterly brilliant
when Mark & Lard left I stopped listening to Radio 1 forever
CedarRoom 2 years ago 7
cracks me up when lard says oh interesting
anthony342 2 years ago 2
fantasy frogging??? anyone know where u can hear that!
glen82g 2 years ago
Bruno Brooks had a show about this exact thing. It was crap.
Timmertube75 2 years ago 3
eat the peach!
tomfoolery57 3 years ago 3
i loved them, they made my work day go quicker.
Sadly missed.
brainofpea 3 years ago 8
ya bloody fool lol
anthony342 3 years ago 4
Those were the Radio 1 glory days. Mark and Lard were amazing!!
Icellecube 3 years ago 25
love it !!
mysticmuzza 3 years ago 3