Jesus Will Survive - Jesus Christ! The Musical

[papinrapijs]

R.I.P.

[Trip3331]

R.i.P you will be missed

[stoogemaster7000]

R.I.P. JESU CHRIST

[wawern]

R.I.P. JESUS 0000-2012

[tehbuzztube]

R.I.P. JESUS 0-2012 I <3 YOU!!!!

[ReverseDFatE]

R.I.P. Jesus Christ

[TheAoihoshi]

RIP JESUS

[hameck21]

RIP JESUS 0000 - 2012

[deme771]

((( This Horible !

[SuperVardanchik]

ahavora vochxarner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Xavier888100]

Repent now while it's not too late

[MrEgatchalian]

 yeah ! cOrrect . respect JESUS

[sodonnia]

how could you make fun of jesus like that!?!?!?!?

:'(

[smokescene123]

@sodonnia because jesus is not real dumbass

[ultramatuxen]

@sodonnia Because it's funny.

[mare00052]

Koji ludak

[TheNomi123]

i nearly shit myself :D

[MrSAYEED2011]

funny guy

[mrlogicalman1]

sick bastards

[rassbeary]

OMG thats funny I nearly fell off my chair laughing

[g1a2n3g4s5t6e7r81]

Is Jesus using Twitter??  ''Follow me Son.'' XD

[ApfelKirschBaum]

I wil survive! Mööp! HAHA! Lachflash xD

[stoa66]

Holy sh.... oops sry Jesus; ehm or sry god? I've known all along that you are a funny gu(a)y

[HelplessShi]

Oh Yall Done Done It Now! :(

[fatman1507]

if Jesus was like this i would go back to Christianity

[1kaitlinetherington]

gorgeous.

[EMMERRR20]

daaaamn..., if this is what you have to do for drugs in L.A., then coun't me out bro!

[bolt586]

shame on u man if only i was a hacker! repent

[tobon0891]

good

[italofrank90]

como mierda se llama la cancion???

[antmfangirl]

@italofrank90 I will survive

[Vexxxta]

Lol how ironic, he get's hit by a bus with the 'PASSION OF CHRIST' on it...

[PinkFlaaaffybonny]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAh

[gtraiden1]

NUMAN IS THE REAL GOD YOUR GOD IS WEAK!!!

[taln1000]

@gtraiden1 Where is your God huh? You ever seen your God do anything because we have. Look, my God kept me ALIVE. He sent a book proving he is alive and well, and is A TRUE God.

[CameronWasmund]

@taln1000 Please tell me you're trolling.

[BlondeEyeCandy]

this is offensive,.

[Elistan123]

@BlondeEyeCandy if you find if offensive then dont watch it

[BlondeEyeCandy]

@Elistan123 i'm not going to.

[pelle9700]

i will survive BLAM!

[GuitarBonanza]

Blasphemy! Repent! Repent!

[Superunknownful]

@GuitarBonanza oh chill the fuck out

[mm1979ca]

JESUS CHRIST WAS A FAGGOT! He never got married, hang around mainly with guys, and was extremely sensitive??? This queen was a FAGGOT!

[taln1000]

@mm1979ca Jesus Christ saved your life you little idiot. Maybe you should have a little respect. I don't suppose you died to save other little idiots like me and you. Yeah!, were all idiots. He did nothing wrong to you. He did everything for you. Go get a bible because you need one. Hangs around guys? So what are all YOUR friends girls. He didn't "hang" with men more than woman and vice versa. Sensitive? Do you want everybody to hate you? He loves you so have some respect. Use Brain.

[BUZISALEEROY]

BLASPHEME...

[rodriguex02]

So funny! LOL

[prsldy]

Well crap. Does this mean people will be wearing little busses on a chain around their neck??

[FootmanUK]

I've just found this and haven't laughed so much in ages. Thank you :-)

[Luizwe100]

O_o yes you will survive

[RinaBAM]

I will survive yes... -____________-

[commandvideo]

is there were mohammad instead of jesus u guess what would  happening ?

[TheModernBrotherhood]

I find them funny because time will come God will be the one laughing at them..

[kenangelo123]

THIS IS BLASPHEMY. THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!! THIS IS JESUS.....DAMN ATHEISTS!!

[99terorist99]

HAHAHAHAHHAAA.

[XelineDeon]

Please check out my gospel video. I LOVE JESUS PRAISE GOD!

[MrMeat42]

You put a disclaimer about not offending ppl, but fuck them. Was that dude really run over by a bus? That's the disclaimer you should have put up.

[PeachScratch]

Jesus is a realy sexy men!!!!!!!!! xD

[nijaster]

nu blet geras ;DD

[Stelltzz]

HAHAHAHHA CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !!!

[j090r909s090]

this made me lawl

[noahmooi]

WHY IS THAT BLACK GIRL HOLDING A SNAKE?

[Suicidegizmo]

it would be pretty awesome if steve kardynal did this ^^

[syshark77]

don't fucking understand this lame video! all i know is jesus got hit by the car in the end lol pity jesus!

[mejrihamouda]

0:49 Saved yourself first

[Zolwena]

If I laugh at this as hard as I want to, does that mean I am going to hell?

[xgensaga]

is he making fun of our holy lord!!!!!!!

[holarfan]

This is one of the best video on youtube! hahahahahaha

[ovuizu]

wooww Lord forgive them for they dont know what they have donee

[Dellycat]

@ovuizu He's probably enjoying a good laugh over a harmless joke.

[neyugnyrad]

God sent His only Son to die to save us from Hell.

And when a buffoon mock Jesus, you think its funny.

Learn to know when Enough is Enough. Have some limit for your immaturity.

[Dellycat]

@neyugnyrad Have a sense of humor or get off the internet, not everything has to be serious otherwise everything would be boring.

[Fallen111Angel]

@Dellycat I Agree

[holarfan]

@neyugnyrad Its never enough until all of you brainwashed ogres disappear in this world

[HandsomeNamed]

@neyugnyrad

Maturity and humour are not coinciding spheres. Laughter is a blessing. Relax and enjoy it.

[SamuelPugo]

Do you respect God much?? Deplorable. Will not accept it.

[TheKrapul]

i freakin' love this video ^^

[DeadFrontierAssasin]

Who ever created this is a demon, If you don't believe on Jesus, so be it! You don't have to make christianity a laughter, what if we fucking laugh at you Buddhists? Respect other religions, we don't belive on the same gods.

[ryan6627]

@DeadFrontierAssasin But you're all idiots for believing in these gods. Pure stupidity.

[syshark77]

@ryan6627 true...

[holarfan]

@DeadFrontierAssasin I'm an atheist. I won't laugh at buddhists. The most miserable haters in this world are christians only!

[syshark77]

@DeadFrontierAssasin FUCK YOU! At least we don't fucking create and believe in doomsday fuck puii chibai baka, old-man hanging on a wood worshipers

[MrQueenie]

I just typed in Jesus in the search bar and clicked the first thing that came up

[fottydot]

i am a christian and i find this hiliarous

[erikvega100]

jajaja fuck yeah!

[Andy01332]

this will get more views now its been on rude tube lmao

[pure4lifeg]

Happy clappers be mad.

[Transalvaniantoons]

@hahaodTHEfool No He Was Not Maddo Your So Wet Yeah Ya Tink Tat He Com Fron Tis Allah Nah Ya All Rong He Come As De Saviour of The Earth Witout Him Ya Would Have Never Existed

[syshark77]

jesus, the slaves of ALLAH

[CandiiCupcakes]

I find it hilarious the way the people look at him! LMFAO x) Don't hate me.

[JordoF6]

Fucking hilarious ..no harm in making a joke about a man who never existed,.

[pure4lifeg]

@JordoF6 fucking aye.

[ModernMan12]

@JordoF6 Ya, but it's going to be a long time until people wake up and realize they've all been a part of a very big joke.

[Dellycat]

@JordoF6 You're just basically asking to be flamed. Everyone has their own opinions on whether or not Jesus existed, you should respect that. But asking people to respect other peoples' opinions on the internet is obviously not going to happen. Inb4trollremarks.

[HandsomeNamed]

@Dellycat

It's a curious insistence anyway, "respect all opinions." Why? Some are unreasonable or offensively stupid. If you encounter such an opinion, it's your duty to the betterment of mankind to challenge it, so that it can be improved or replaced.

[ellundrilwalkshadow]

@JordoF6 Actually, there are proofs that Jesus did exist physically in this world. He was a real person. He just wasn't God's son (in my opinion)

[MonsterOfCeremony]

if your intention with this video is to make people laugh,and get back the hope with this parody than im sure GOD will understand,and if thats wasnt your intention im sure GOD will undestand becouse he is non judgin and he is full of love for us but we must show some respect and good altruistic intentions so he will love us even more and god's love is everything we need trust me :))

[JordoF6]

@MonsterOfCeremony This vid is hilarious its making fun of a religon which has held back mankind and killed millions of people.

[MonsterOfCeremony]

@JordoF6 but jesus dont killed millions of people, that was done by the curch and some people who call themslef christians but jesus religion is religion of love ,jesus is one with god ,and he is teaching us how to enter in unity with god and this video is making fun of jesus not of the people who kill millions of people

[holarfan]

@MonsterOfCeremony oh yea oh yea LOL

[harvestandrevenge]

האם לבקר את הערב עם צדק.

Ainda esta noite te visitarei com justiça.

[btchauffage]

que dieu te moudisse

[juanr711]

need an ark? I Noah guy

[SprousSkyy]

Can I just say, I don't think that this was meant to be offensive to any religion what-so-ever, in my opinion, it was just a pun about Jesus being able to get through anything but just happened to be hit by a bus. Not to mention the irony of being knocked down just as he was stating the fact that he'd survive... ¬¬

Don't be such babies....

[EdwardAkechi03]

Please Dislike this video....

I don't know what GOD will do who likes this video..

In Jesus name!!!

[hflgoulart]

@EdwardAkechi03 Tjis is parody video, nto an offense....

[madcram]

@EdwardAkechi03 I'm Jesus and I approve of this video!

[syshark77]

@EdwardAkechi03 Cuz jesus sucks so they do this video

[Dipset101x]

lol'd

[Gasti990]

0:40 Shrek :O

[Mariroflo]

i think this is offensive

[Dellycat]

@Mariroflo I think you should learn to take a joke.

[AintNoOneButMe]

I died at 0:31.

[JesusChristKingdom]

KILLUMINATI For Life The Antichrist&Illuminati It's Going Down In The Name Of JESUS CHRIST AMEN

[JCC69casey9494]

Jesus rides a velociraptor

[theMBlover1000]

i am not saying anything about this video because i am a christian

[AintNoOneButMe]

@theMBlover1000 You just did.

[SuperBspb]

Lol at all the butthurt christians.

[nicodemars16]

pffffffffffffffff

[Dellycat]

@SuperBspb Amen. Lol irony.

[putkiaario]

Haha Jesus was a drugdealer

[audiogirl1000]

i lol'd so hard cant stop lauging

so sorry jesus :(

[GueNcHoo]

jajajajajaj LOL!!!



[ThENoObSpReE3]

crusifiction i just learned something :) lol jp jp jp this is bad

[oluap5773]

baliw

[cervantes455]

why did jesus walk a red light!

[palmer491]

yeah .. um... no comment.

[Rysiaqful]

jebłam

[HuckLies]

True story..

[angrybird3378]

To those who liked this vid WILL DIE AND GO TO HELL!!!

[angrybird3378]

To be honest, this should be inappropriate cuz' we aren't respecting Jesus/God...

[andyw92]

@angrybird3378 ?

[AmyAssyrian]

There's a line between humour and disrespect.

[JordoF6]

@AmyAssyrian Theres a line between reality and fiction and god and jesus are ficiton.

[neowisdom]

@JordoF6 How do you know God and Jesus are fiction?

[AmiB00oo0oooXD]

AHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY XD

[Dayforlol]

This is not funny! delete this video !!

God bless All christians!

[bluebird7962]

@Dayforlol If God would be offended, he wouldn't have given us a sense of humour!

[Fandoul96]

you must be shame of your self, idiots!!

[JordoF6]

@Fandoul96 LOL why because its making fun of a fictional person and his fictional daddy in the sky lol no harm in making fun of fictional people.

[Coolz444]

L to the M to the F to A to the O to the O to the M to the G

[LovingThroughMusic]

I'm Catholic and I find this hilarious and I'm not even bothered by it. Guess I'm more care-free than other people :/

[jtrigoura1]

why are we debating about religion ?

[nb45001]

Thumbs up if you saw Shrek at 0:39

[WowThatsBrox]

You swine sucking heathens!

[cnu448]

Jesus is the Real God in the world, he created all....

[SprousSkyy]

@galinkame I didn't watch this video to be preached to ¬¬

[rankingtrevor]

what a faggot

[thesniperz300]

jesus comes back from the dead just to be hit by a bus lol

[Deathfog99]

@thesniperz300 And on the third day, he came back, again...again...

[woOokr]

I see a group of Christians put to the Lake on the video I am a Muslim and I refuse to abuse the Prophet Jesus

[Gohanruak]

@woOokr I respect you for that. :) Lord Jesus Christ ain't a prophet though. He is the son of God Almighty. He came to pay the punishment for everybody's wrongdoing by himself suffering for them and their punishments. That's why He died on the cross. He was paying for our sins.

[ellundrilwalkshadow]

@Gohanruak He just told you he was a Muslim. For Muslims, Jesus isn't God's son, he is a prophet.

[LunaMoonlit]

Funny <3 love it.

[plpamparius]

the people ("Christians") getting upset by this make me laugh. its so funny, how a little bit of humor and you wishing all these bad things on people because a silly YouTube video offended you. I don't believe in Jesus or god so i really don't give a crap about my 'eternal soul' . Please, now everyone tell me im going to hell and see how much i care? Grow a backbone. Christians = pussies

[Blaxmart]

@plpamparius Tbh I'm a Christian but I couldn't care less if you got to Heaven or Hell, or even raped by a priest, because I don't care about little shits. I know my christian brotherly love and all that shit ain't at its highest peak right now, but nobody's perfect. And btw, fuck off retard. That enough backbone for you, dimwit?

[plpamparius]

@Blaxmart someones getting upset. the only thing retarded here is someone who believes there a old man in the sky watching over us. didnt jesus say to turn the other cheek or something like that. better go to confession. and explain how i am retarded and a dimwit for not believing a fairytale?

[Gohanruak]

@plpamparius you are a retard and a dimwit for not beiliving that there is somebody who created all the life that walks here on earth. Haven't you seen the complexity of the DNA and oh what not? Do you know that after calculating the probability for everything on earth and this universe existing just by accident, (omg how blind u have to be to believe that) scientists said that there just has GOT to be a creator..an intelligence behind all of this.

[Alexvogi1999]

good



[PissMickey]

The first time i witnessed Moses, was in 1967 under the influence of fat belly :) Do you know him? He is STRONGO-VITAL!!!!

[timawaism]

Si Hesus Kristo ay dios na maglalagay sayo sa INFIERNO!!!!!!!!!!

[angrybird3378]

@timawaism Impirno!!! impierno!!! impierno!! for those who liked this stupid vid!!! >:(

[SCQM99]

@angrybird3378 ?

[timawaism]

ano ba yan!!nanonood lang ako ng Feast of Black Nazarene bakit ako napunta dito?!

People behind this video hindi niyo alam mangyayari sa inyo.

this is blasphemy.I advice you to remove this for your own sake!

[theDevilWearsUggs]

This is like the Christian version of 'Sexy and i know it'

[trafinsky]

Fucking moron...

You are having fun of Christ?!

U make the video Blasfemy as i ever thought.....

[jhjacob07]

what you one don"t try this

[arvincarian]

naawa ako sa mga kaluluwa nyo!! BIG DISLIKE!!!

[Zodist]

Poor queer Jesus.He couldn't save himself from his own death.How gay.