Foolproof Birth Control

[MCLemonyfresh]

I wanted to reply to all the crazy racist eugenicists that commented on this video, but decided it's better not to get into it, seeing as how they probably don't follow logic...

[AleksisMichael]

yea but youl regret it eventualy... children are that one other person that thinks not just like you but that you get to mold into a creature mroe to your liking lol.... until they rebell to mold themselves into something more pleaseing to them which reguardless may prove very close to you... or it may take a generation for thier kids to come out like you lol

[JadeSama]

Other people's kids. A safe and gentle way of saying "do I really need the Sh*t right now" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE it!

[Beaglebabex3]

This literally reminded me to take my birth control pill lol

[MisterRedstone]

1:02 MOTHER FUCKING PILLOW PETS YEAHHH

[42isthemeaningoflife]

@rockhopper10r

Dude, that's fucked up, you should probably go take them to a doctor...

[girlvsgravity]

I'm just echoing the Other Peoples Kids testimonials, it's a truly effective and permanent method of birth control. Childfree for life!

[bored1980]

Utterly brilliant, and it works!

[MsDaifan]

LOL the floating kids attacking the floating brain. Best part.

[angelmarine1292]

Don't have kids. It certainly isn't like we need to have children to not go into a state of decline, causing our society and culture to die out.

HURRAH FOR HEDONISM! WELCOME TO ROME!

[FractalBolt]

The gay guy with glasses looks a lot like a friend of mine... I actually think it might be him, ha ha

[itsmyaeroplane87]

Actually, having kids doesn't make you a damn saint. It doesn't take intelligence to open up your legs and take a shot of semen in your vag. Just about anyone can do it.

I choose not to have kids because this planet has PLENTY OF ALREADY EXISTING CHILDREN who are just as deserving of love and family. If I wanted children someday I would adopt in a heartbeat, rather than doing the selfish thing and having to pass on my personal DNA in an overpopulated planet.

[angelmarine1292]

@itsmyaeroplane87

1. Overpopulation is patently false as can be proven via simple mathematics.

2. The entirety of the West, is in a state of massive depopulation which has catastrophic societal and economic implications.

3. Common sense, without kids our society and race HAS NO FUTURE.

4. Fine, don't have kids, the world does not need more left wing idiots with no real grasp on reality or history.

[lumensapace]

@angelmarine1292 what world are you living in? We just reached 7 billion people on this planet. That is overpopulation. Humans are not at risk for extinction. It isn't as though everyone on the planet will suddenly stop having children. I'd just like to suggest that we need more people deciding not to procreate so we can better help the people already here.

[angelmarine1292]

@lumensapace Look where the people are being born though. In addition, being a westerner, I don't exactly give a crap about the Indians having more children. To be honest, the thing you should be worried about dying out, are Caucasians.

population=power

both economically and militarily. We fall behind in the population race, we lose out to places like Pakistan, and India.

[ShockResistor]

@itsmyaeroplane87 I feel the same way, and I'm in my 30's, so I'm out of that age group where people say "You will change your mind one day." Everything you said echoes my feelings and thoughts. :) It's nice to know someone else agrees.

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[GortosXtreme]

@irebby80 That's the parents' fault, I assure you. If they never give their children reason to love them...

[moomman89]

funny

[Stuntastic210]

Lmao at the fear face 1:20

[agentbl]

I don't like dealing with other people's kids at all.

[Joe2478]

33 parent's were angered by this video.

[landbabble]

older version of Rebecca Black ^

[aman692]

swallowing = best birth control

[PissMasterPlus]

True...

[dtowngirl109]

To remind you to not have kids, you might want to try watching some Rebecca Black videos as suggested on the right side of the screen.

[Cgawander]

The pic of the baby burning the money made me laugh!

[yurianne07]

29 dislikes from the FDA, as off-label use.

[Pixieberry27]

HA! The ad before the video was for Crocs and I thought that was the foolproof birth control. Those shoes are so ugly I figured it seemed reasonable.

[poopsebeb]

LOL!! My husband and I don't have kids and we LOVE our life...NO regrets EVER!!!! :))

[racingirl99nc]

Kids behave the way they are allowed to behave. Better parenting skills would considerably reduce the effects of "OPK."

[Iemina]

@primusfeces And?

[GortosXtreme]

No chemicals... no procedures... no prescriptions... no-body visiting you when you're old and helpless...

[mrkshmllrd]

@GortosXtreme I am sure that is what a friend of mine thought when she had her kids too, then as she was dying of cancer they were stealing money from her and never came to visit her in the hospital. She was a very devoted loving mother, I bet she wished her kids would of visited her in her old and helpless days. A child is not a means of not being lonley, you never know what that child will turn in to.

[GortosXtreme]

@mrkshmllrd You can have bad luck with anything... But I know so many old people wishing they had had kids, even if it's just in order to know you have accomplished something in you life. And I know lots of kids who are way better than the ones of your friend...

[trekfanful]

@GortosXtreme are you saying that the only way to know that you have accomplished something? That's just pathetic. "And I know lots of kids who are way better than the ones of your friend... ". Not these days. go out in public sometime if you want an example of what poor disciplinarians most "parents" are. I remember my sister and brother in law getting pissed off when I once asked them who the parents were in their house. It obviously wasn't them.

[GortosXtreme]

@trekfanful It's not the only way, but for many it's the only way they do accomplish something because they never try anything extraordinary. And of course, you can raise kids badly. Or well. I know both kinds and I don't think there are so much more "bad" kids today than twenty years ago, they just behave differently. Or, maybe German childrens' behavior is simply better than US childrens' :D

[trekfanful]

@GortosXtreme yeah maybe the Hitler Youth are better behaved. I don't know. Here in the good ol U.S. of A. modern parents are more concerned with being their children's friend than their parents.

[GortosXtreme]

@trekfanful I would like to inform you that Adolf Hitler has been dead for 66 years and that Germany is a modern democracy. Just saying, our children have less to do with Hitler Youth than yours with Ku Klux Klan.

[rob825]

Holy crap. I never realized I've been on birth control for my entire life.

[juliewashere88]

@primusfeces OR a person with my own life, not adding to overpopulation.

[letsgetacid]

@primusfeces What?

[badillobg1190]

not all kids are like this if the parents know how to discipline them

[Lurkertron5000]

LOL the baby burning the dollar

[brooklynsweb]

Bloody brilliant!

[Tabigrace89]

working at chuck e cheese made me never want to have kids. lol

[goldendyme8506]

LOL

[ladyastralis]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[gir908922]

This video is all kinds of awesome! :D

[lovedwallflower]

so true!!

[ShariSez]

With this kind of attitude, it's best you don't have kids. They deserve better.

[FadedSilkandGhosts]

@ShariSez

Ugh oh. Over protective humorless parental unit has been sighted!

[ShariSez]

@FadedSilkandGhosts Wrong again. Never had kids by my own choice. I just don't think Rude + Ignorant = Funny. And I find know-it-all 20 somethings to be a much more effective reason not to have kids.

[Iemina]

@ShariSez HAHAHAHAHA I bet you are an absolute joy. It's a joke Shari.

[tarantulady]

@ShariSez Post this on a video that isn't a frigging comedy parody.

[MarkyMarkEckstein]

retarded

[Sai52]

awesome :)

[gpwnedable]

Other People's Kids works best in conjunction with backup contraceptive Big Red Cardigan and Bangs.

[rollsthepaul]

Well, it sure beats getting your genitals ripped off, with a meat hook.

[CntrBrdr]

My kids each have a pop-top and wide mouth for good pour flow.

[animegirl506]

this will be my future...being the rich aunt to my sister's kids...and It is WAY better

[liz510019]

@animegirl506 agreed! this is funny because i was a nanny and made the decision that being the fun aunt is the way to go

[BrainBabe]

omg pillow pets!

[Jarrheadd00]

Hmm....interesting. I was just expecting a coat hanger.

[Gupkyn]

Soooooo true.

[rockhopper10r]

And this is why my only child has four legs and floppy ears.

[SharpenedMoonlight]

@rockhopper10r Sounds like there might be some defects with your child.

[rockhopper10r]

@SharpenedMoonlight Nope. He's perfect the way he is with his wet nose and wagging tail. :)

[kiraragirl200]

@rockhopper10r

And that's why my only child has pointy ears and whiskers X3

[apocolypse623]

@rockhopper10r Lol I feel retarded now...When I first read this comment I thought it said "...four legs and floppy arms" and I thought that you had some strange Siamese twins or something.

[ChipArgyle]

They'd be even more effective taken internally.

[DorisDayFanatic]

Ahahaha, brilliant!

[00Delta]

Definitely an instant SCN classic lmfao

[mmr11027]

Hey, it's worked on me!

[esbeesue]

I can attest--this method worked for me---when i was a kid my mom ran an inhome babysitting service and we had OPKs all over the place...cured me, I told my husband to be I wanted kids! Too bad we had OOC (our own cats) and now we have a house full of cats!

[esbeesue]

@esbeesue

oops! meant to say "i told my hubby to be I NEVER wanted kids!

note to self- take time to edit what you write!!!!

[MadameLil]

SPOT ON!!!!!! Best laugh I've had all week!

[samoyeds4fun]

mine stopped on 1:22 hahaha

[utauDOKUNE]

Holy shit, best birth control ever.

[QueenMayniac]

I have a special brand called Retail. It pays me to take it.

[therealonethistime]

@QueenMayniac Lol. <3

[hylerj]

perfect

[ShelbyxPwns]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE

[j1mf1eld]

LOL this is like The Onion for Bitches YO!!!

[scootosan]

or you could go total Euro and take it in the backdoor

[ZoeSquared21]

Watching this reminded me to take my birth control pill today...

[prankstertwins]

The gay couple got the Weasley twins?

JEALOUSY.

[irvykinneas]

jesus i hate kids so much

[widdlepuddyfat]

@irvykinneas Lol, and I suppose you were the perfect child?

[VidStatsX]

Bahahahahaha! This had me rollin! You guys crack me up!

-Austin (The Nive Nulls), VidstatsX Community Support

[rougestr]

Do i really need this shit right now? LOL

[BitterFlower216]

Doesn't work if you're like me and hanging out with and taking care of kids makes you want one more lol

[cutiefruba4]

shit is so true...

[thejdchronicle]

well there ya go.

[dsimonesq]

Natalie Sullivan is a comedy genius!

[PaintedGay]

lmao

[vardoegers]

"Do I really need this shit right now?" <--should have been the tagline, lol

[knails]

this is highly effective

[shuttledik]

I actually thought it said Football Birth Control. Probably woulda been funnier...

[Sharkskillyou]

Oh yes how true it is.

[idnwiw]

This is really good, congratulations

[lukuleles]

so true...

[Sei1863]

Problem is, it goes both ways. This can either be the most effective method of birth control, or the biggest cause of unprotected sex.

"Oh my GAWWD, wasn't my friend Rachel's little girl soooo cute, can we have one can we have one?"

[odiechan]

@Sei1863  Obviously, they weren't using Other People's Kids long enough for it to be effective. ;)

[Sei1863]

@odiechan Yes, you really need to use Other People's Kids for a whole long weekend, preferably in their parent's small cottage by the lake, to really get the best results.

[shazam15]

@Sei1863

Spend more than 3 hours with Other People's Kids and the cute factor goes away.

[lancethrustworthy]

Well done. Just that brief bit reminded me of how much I DON'T want to be a parent!

OPK works remotely, even! Coool!!

[machete334]

LMFAO the baby lighting the money on fire, priceless

[SpaceMountain]

fantastic.

[jonny818boy]

seriously funny stuff!

[TwoOldOaks]

This is fucking brilliant

[Leguankotze]

I think they are on to something

[scullen08]

"Do I really need this shit right now?"

"I don't!"

haha

[Volvican]

Funny - particularly the nads jump.

And the plural of birth control is birth control. Not birth controls. 

[MickeyTafty]

Ross is so out of his league...

[SydneyBearIsMyName]

That awkward moment when I have the dress the blonde girl is wearing...

[Aleu]

Other People's Kids need to be in highschools across America.

[ocdfreak]

@Aleu They are. We had a nursery for all of them at my high school because so many freaking kids were getting pregnant.

[Aleu]

@ocdfreak

Actually, my high school had a nursery too...haha wtf, great use of tax dollars...

[ocdfreak]

@Aleu haha, yeah. gotta love the government spending our money =//

[raelonewolf]

10 people apparently think they do need this shit right now, lol.

[SairaBell]

trololol!

[dubcarchick]

BRILLIANT!



[Vieteddy]

Ha, this is remarkable!

[kiraragirl200]

"A safe and gentle way of saying, Do I really need this shit right now?" XD

[andrewp6262]

i have seen this dandruff commercial 100 times today...

[gotzerbie]

Awww that was good hahaha

[rttoronto]

Lmfaooooo

[iamalec101]

.....This wasn't funny.

[MademoiselleAnna]

Thats why you put teenage girls with OPC.

[liotie]

Thumb up for the gay couple :D

[harlaquingirl7]

It's totally true. My little monster of a cousin is a sure way to turn all that rampant estrogen into solid alarm.

[TatertotsTati]

HOLY CRAP. I HAVE THAT DRESS THAT THE BLONDE MOM IS WEARING.

[prettyinpunk666]

Other people's ginger kids is the twice-as-effective method.

[foliefly]

Try OPK On The Go! Two minutes on an airplane with a screaming infant will make you never want to have sex again, and if the homicidal rage kicks in, you may never be able to!

[M0rg4nz]

Technically, the panic goes to the amygdala, which sends the frontal lobe a message of 'oh fuck no', and finally causes the hypothalamus to kill your sex drive.

[CrazyGrin]

Man..this should be a real commercial.

[LuLuBellcentral]

Definitely effective.

[LostintheWandering]

nice :)

[electrogeek77]

But is OPK covered by my insurance?

[MagicTurtle643]

HILARIOUS. May be my new favorite vid on this channel.

[vlvl21]

lol



[omgdonthateonthis]

i fucking hate children ...

[voyeurdug]

Like, great, win, awesome.

[Mat2DaW]

WINNNNNNN!! XD

[beansly87]

lol

[bridgetxalexis]

Good god the face for "fear" was freaking disturbing...

[1ceinalifetime]

MORE ROSS BRYANT. HE'S SEXY

[BanaBananza]

Lady in the red sweater reminds me of the future Rebecca Black..

[alcyonae]

@BanaBananza I wouldn't insult like that anyone, not even my worst enemy :P

[BanaBananza]

@alcyonae lol, awh cmon. Rebecca Black is pretty. She's just not cut out for singing :x

[alcyonae]

@BanaBananza She's too shallow to be pretty.

But enough with the negativity, at least she doesn't look mean!

[MrSuchak]

@BanaBananza now im kinda turned off to brunettes

[MrSuchak]

@BanaBananza lol the first video in the suggestions is rebecca black now!

[KittehTits]

@BanaBananza I thought it was Rebecca Black before I clicked on it XD

[j1mf1eld]

@BanaBananza She weird no cleavage lady :(

[theperfectsetting]

@BanaBananza well TheSecondCityNetwork does have a video of a makeup Rebecca Black tip using the same actress.

[Animan223]

@BanaBananza

Rebecca Black should be the spokesperson for OPK, so they got a future look-alike!

[Nanavette]

lol. I always feel like this when I'm babysitting my nieces.

[therealonethistime]

Lol. <3

[mrskittles9]

omg lol

[Salohcin8940]

foolproof? unless its a play on words im not getting here.

[Salohcin8940]

@Salohcin8940 nevermind