The Science Behind Santa

[mikecaseyy]

santa left a dookie in the toilet mom

[Jaxxey98]

Like who is here after Christmas and Dakota Wint sent you here.

[j2rik0]

Well the real explanation: Santa Claus=Chuck Norris , now is becoming more clearely ,ha?

[ApertureGeneticist]

Santa has a TARDIS and doesn't obey the "Don't Cross Your Own Path" rule. 

[JermzzzyFTW]

Pffft- EVERYONE knows that Santa exists and travels in a parallel alternate dimension where we can be seen and heard but he cannot by us, as well as time there moving significantly slower than that of this dimension, thus allowing him several weeks, months or years to transport the presents to each household and make each present corporeal in our dimension via his dimension altering powers. DUH!

[BenaiahLLC]

hahaha

[TheSmartafg]

next year you will not see Santa becoz i arrest him for coming late

[666BigB]

the real explanation:

1. I have seen a flying raindeer and it has no wings. It is whell known that chuck norris's privat car is a flying raindear

2. Santa can be in the many different places at the same time. like chuck norris

3. Why can't santa go in the speed of light? chuck norris can

4. Santa dosn't need to pee. same as chuck norris

5. Santa has mary poppins's bag.

conclusion: S(anta)+M(ary poppins's bag)=Ch(uck norris)

or: Chuck norris is better than santa:)

[yoshinibble123]

Centrifugal force... /facepalm

[ChristianBomb]

You forgot that Santa is magic.

[PremierGarageIsCool]

Or maybe he can

teleport?

[TACOCHEESESAUCE]

So when Santa travels from house to house, he essentially explodes. Cool stuff.

[FrothyNarwhals]

But you forgot that Santa is magic.

[Bigbumblebeeboy]

portals.

[Eoanni]

Since when Europe's and Africa's population is not Christian?!!!? Or I got it wrong?

[jonnyhart23]

Santa - Number one supporter of population control.

[newbies1290]

i think my explanation is much simpler: magic :D

[Pentech2u]

Assuming 1 good child in each house is a HUGE error. Have you met any children? Spent a year with one? out of ALL of them there are maybe a few hundred who made it the ENTIRE year as a good boy/girl. Santa only has to visit those select, not all 2.2 billion.

[SynneDennis]

You guys are silly. Never in the video did it say "Santa is not real." It stated:

-His cart isn't man-made.

-His reindeer burst into flames and are thus replaced yearly.

-He is smashed up against his 31 hours.

-He doesn't use the bathroom that night.

-His body runs on manufactured sugars.

-Flying reindeer move faster than regular ones and resist air while being able to sustain 4 boats.

[319qwertyuiop]

Yah but Santa's magic. Duh

[justinlui7]

I calculated this when I was 9 before I believed Santa wasn't real.

[Corners91]

way to ruin it for everyone

[lukejtmulder]

Now do "The Science Behind God" haha

[Lexsamonster]

Santa's not real? =(

[TheDecon18]

Christmas only affects christians!! hahahahaah...

[maikoo25]

haha grownups think it is pretty funny how kids believe these kinds of things, the same way atheists think it is pretty funny how christians believe in someone walking on water, resuscitating, healing blindness in one second, etc. BUAHAHAHAH

[dynoburger]

.... christmas just got confusing.. :(

[thnguyen24]

this assumes that there's only 1 santa

[davemelnick]

my nephew's & niece's got Ipods & Iphones this X-MAS to tell Santa to travel faster.  ;)

[GreD1Shon]

...and I'm a Mormon.

[SecretName25]

@GreD1Shon I think you put an M in there accidentally. Either way that's no way to talk about yourself.

[GreD1Shon]

@SecretName25 ooohhh aren't you the clever one? Dude, it's the first "related" video according to Youtube. Get a life, dumb-ass.

[snelpiller]

what if santa has the ability of time travel? then this whole presentation is null

[Museite]

yes this is all 100% truth ...

:)

[Museite]

woah ... now I have another reason why Rudolph's nose is so red ...

[happyhappy85]

That's why you can't see him, going so damn fast.

[HolyBomb]

so santa is a speed demon afterall hmm...

[Vislav]

At least now we know how exactly Santa does it.

[SaGoZo13]

what if santa got stuck in a chimney? have you ever thought of that?

[iorbit]

Science always fails to take magic into account

[redfox192]

@iorbit Thor comes from a world where they are one in the same.

[ib2good2btru]

science: that guy who ruins the party.

[JEsc0123]

It's called magic! Magic doesn't need your fancy logic!

[chriz74]

So what

[AniZaeger]

How do we know that Santa's bag isn't dimensionally transcendental? (Think TARDIS)

[kagebunshin16]

That's really got me into the spirit of things

[DubaiGuy08]

Which suggests that Santa Claus may not be a physical construct at all, despite our efforts to make him (and his reindeers) into such. And if in fact he is a meta-physical construct (anti-matter?), instead, then anything is possible. He could in fact travel at the speed of light, much faster than what was calculated in this video, and thus have more than enough time to enjoy Christmas and certainly to use the washroom (lol)!

[richardaberdeen]

I guess some people have a lot of time on their hands...

[tremanrolls679]

I spent alot of time trying to figure out if the narrator is a man or a woman. I couldn't decide.

[Manxris]

If chuck norris dresses up like santa claus and distributes the presents,all of these are possible.

[songbird2332]

LOVE THE SNOWFLAKE.

[tchesnokovn]

this of course dosent take into account the fact that it is totally possible that Santa distributes the gifts in advance and they are just invisible or phased out of our dimension until Christmas time at which point they become visible or phase in to our dimension. :)

[onewordscience]

@mediastationtv I did try to make a video about this myself - honestly though, think you do a much better job - well done :-)

[Snir2896]

Dakota's twitter :3

[beLIEver2017]

ahh dakota you little werido [i mean that will love] lol

[pablosanroman0]

you gotta believe more in magic

[funniestevercomedy]

Seems plausible.

[TayOswald]

@funniestevercomedy Seems Clausible. HA. See what I did there.

[ValentinaFino]

True story

[xjemmiex]

dakota wint sent me here!

[ArielleAnonymous]

@xjemmiex

i hope you retweeted. (:

[CapnDesDesFAN15]

Dakota wint sent me here!

[ZombiesCyberQueen]

Awsome!

[ImmaR4peYoAszz]

this is so fucking great to be honest xD

[ExplosiveFilms2007]

Santa made scientific? Amazing :D