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  • And this kinda reinforced my eating disorder, soo.. thanks for that..

  • UMMMM... that's not true, the Westboro Baptist Churchis pro-AIDS...

  • that intro was fuckin hilarious XD

  • i love how he knows what uncrustables are...

  • Dude she wasn't that fat you obviously don't know about fat chicks

  • @ShawnyMartin Yeah but, what are ya gonna do? hahahahaha

  • you bitch im so angry!

  • QOTD: I subconsciously tend to discriminate against fat women, mostly because 9 times out of 10, they are far more bitchy, or at least their bitchiness is more noticeable because you don't have something nice to look at to distract you from it. Unfortunately, it's a vicious cycle. Obese women are pissed off at the world for treating them differently because of their weight, and the world responds by saying "fuck you, bitch."

  • hey phil!

  • Conclusion: Only fuck high school cheerleaders.

    Thanks Phil!

  • hum guys i really feel lonesome right now anyone wanna talk

  • 0:08 phil looks like a turtle

    lmfao I forgot why I favored this :P

  • Shes not fat or ugly in any pictures shes beautiful

  • if i see a girl at my school and she is skinny and pretty and populare i tend to treat her worse because i envie her. if i see someone who is bigger i tend to be nice to them because i feel bad for them.

  • I come back to this video at least once a month just for the intro

  • @BodaciousBryce i do the same thing lawl

  • your intro made me laugh so hard!

  • Okay i agree with those who say she isnt ugly, and yeah it all depends on how we look at people, BUT, she does look KINDA ugly CUZ she TRIES to look skinny while she is overweight, like that tight dress, you can see the fat bulge out. Overweight people can be attractive, but mostly depending on how they cover up around the fatness. She didnt do too good with that. Not all overweight people are unattractive! Just saw the pic again and looks like she's got two butts haha.

  • I'm fat and don't like skinny people with friends becase they'll probrally be mean

  • You MotherFuckers!!!! lol

  • I don't see how someone gaining weight automatically makes them ugly. You can be overweight and still be attractive. It's only narrow-minded people who have been brainwashed by the media who can't see that.

  • where'd ur hair go? 

  • Mom, where are my incrustables, you bitch?

  • intro=perfect

  • Let me school you for a min. Mr. Phildo guy. First of all, how can you bash someones weight when ya look like YOU have been beaten by the twinkie stick?! LOL Second, Sophie Reade is a great lookin woman, whether she's lookin thin or packed a few pounds on. Which brings me to my final comment Mr. Phildo, who are you to talk about her when that Linz chick looks like a man with a wig and a butt chin?! Think before you post videos next time!! You have just been owned bitchboy!!! LOL

  • @JohnSmith1985x ohhh man you beat him. that's why he has all these views and subscribers and you have what? an x at the end of your name to let everyone know you are super cool

  • @JohnSmith1985x You could be retarded. He makes easily 5x as much per year as you do with this and has millions of views and over 1 million subs atm. And I would bang his gf... just sayin. Also you couldn't come up with anything better then Mr. Phildo guy and bitchboy.... are fucking serious?

  • meh little meat is good but dam if she let her self go

    I will laugh at you till the tears in your eyes weigh more then you !

    unhealthy little pig. same goes for guys you fat fucker.

  • Hm well i dont really like skinny people where i live they are all bitchy i like the people in the middle i know some cool fat people but where i am the skinny people abuse the fat people and they become jerks. Im not fat im considered perfect weight but im an athlete so im looking to improve

  • God, I've watched this intro so many times since it came out and I'm still giggling like an idiot.

  • she was still hot

  • shut the fuck up and masturbate

  • How can I download a video?

  • @pranesh625 well ur on youtube. lol look it up =D

  • this guy going to replace jonah falcon on lets talk yankees

  • lol this is ace

  • hey is that starcraft 2 beta in the backround?

  • i know im a little late to this. but... arnt you fat phil?

  • fuck aids xD

  • so phil you don't like chubby women? =(

  • STILL CANT get over the fact tht sxcphil made fun of me lol

  • Im' really

    realy friendley to fat chicks

    so their hot friends would think i'm a really nice guy

  • When you talk to someone you actually have to look at them so, yes, I treat pretty females better.

  • omg u look supe weir with a bald head and with galsses!!!!

  • Dear Phil, *cough* *cough* Fuck You

  • "thwarting darwin's plan"

    ahaaahahaha WIN

  • we like thin people because fat people are different!

  • i have a fattish friend she annoys me but not because she's chubby. she just is annoying

  • Hey Phil! There are more ratings and comments then views! HACKER! Your a chh your a HAAAACKER!! MOM, WHERE ARE MY UNCRUSTIBLES YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO ANGRY

  • Well i'm overweight and it affects my social life. A lot.

  • aahuhm i know this is not a real chat but.. Anyone up for some cam chat

  • This woman is making a damn good living because of her looks. I doubt she's worried if you think she's 'fat'....that's a consequence of you being an UGLY, ILL EDUCATED wankstain. Oh and get a nose job.

  • QOTD: I try not to communicate with obese people because it absolutely disgusts me and I feel sorry for them.

    If you're nicely toned it ups your looks by A LOT.

  • I miss the brutally honest Phil.

  • lmfao "searching for candy mountain"

  • hehi really do need a new boy toy hihi

  • i don't like fat guys.... not you Phil :P

  • i dont like skinny girls look wise

  • unless it's gladnular I have no sympathy for very large people, a little weight fine yeah we all like a treat but bitches if you be so large you're unwell, don't expect me to feel sorry for you, you brought it on yourself.

  • When I was a kd I threw sand down a fat girls butt crack hahahaha

  • big brother good show

  • Wow, think before you post videos next time? Wheres your millions of views?..... Think before you make yourself look like a fool.

    What I dont get is that you cant see his weight, he was referring to weight specifically. Not looks. Do you know anything? Or are you really just that stupid?

  • He has over a million views on this video :/ Do YOU know anything?

  • @JohnSmith1985x ....Lindsey is hot.....

  • @JohnSmith1985x haha but hes just giving the people what they want. He has katy perry-lindsey lohan standards for celebrities and hes admitted his weight in videos. No 240 pound guy compares himself to a star 10 pounds overweight

  • lol i thought this video was going to be gay as shit... but he made me crack up so hard about the healthcare issue

  • I am ashamed to say this but if someone I feel is less attractive than me then I have more confidence around them. If they are stunning I automatically think they are a bitch.

    Even though I give everyone a chance and am nice to everyone at first.

  • @ShadowPuppetHomocide Your honest about it. Thats something at least

  • how does weight effect how i treat people? well I like to kick midgets.

  • HACKER!

  • im prejudice against people that are what i call impossibly fat example this kid at my school weighs like 300 pounds and he's in 7th grade

  • thwarting darwins plan, i liked that

  • Hahahaha at the beginning.

  • Haha, Phil looks like a basketball

  • ur a legend thunderballzz

  • And maybe for some reason there is a competitiony sort of feeling when I come across attractive people that makes me a bit more defensive... hell knows! Bottom line, fat people, please, when someone is being nice to you, punch them in the face because that is discrimination!!!

  • Yeah... well honestly my behaviour is biased by the looks of one person. But! There's a but... it's not what most people would think. I'm usually nicer to overweight people so that they don't feel discrimintated and shit even though being nicer to them is just that but somehow fat people have the tenedcy of thinking that their life is crappy because they are fat. That's wrong. People are mean to each other no matter the weight class!

  • someone being honest for a second, haha, great!

  • Oh Phil no man do not please do not promote the health care ass rape. I love you dog but please dont stand on the wrong side just cause your not totally informed. I want reform not free health care come on

  • hahahaha

    1:16

    loove it!!

  • that intro was amazing XD

  • Note that alot of people only seem to think a women looks good when her body is like a 12 year old( except for the boobs) and her face has been injected with poison so that there are no lines and she only eats green stuff then throws it up. I am overweight but I am never going to be skinny! I'm 5'11. I wasn't ment to be 120 ibs. So I think we need to expand what is considered beautiful and know beauty really means nothing.

  • This comment reads: "SELF HATING FAT PERSON" who won't change because "ZOMG, I R GUD AS I AM"

    No you're not. Stop bitching about society, if you're overweight, either shut the fuck up or lose weight.

    Chose.

    Being overweight or your opinion.

  • umm.................... no i am not a self hateing fatty. i think im beautiful. i exercise, try to eat right and enjoy life. im sick of ignorant ass monkeys telling people there not attractive because we as a society have some warped ideal of what we shoud look like.

  • How are cosmetic chemicals "Poison?"

  • Botox is the commercial name for botulinum toxin, a posion that was used to treat certain medical ailments, now used to get rid of wrinkles.

  • How is it a poison?

  • If not adminstered correctly, it KILLS YOU. Its posionious. It only helps when severly diluted and given in small injections. evenif it has a few good points, its still a toxin, a posion.

  • @starrychica82 There is thinking you're beautiful being 5 pounds overweight, which is a possibility, and then there is thinking you're beautiful being 30 pounds overweight, which is almost never the case as being overweight does things to your face. Also, if humans were still clawing around for food and running without homes like we were in ancient times, then everyone would be very fit and healthy. But society sucks balls.

  • @AkaoKiyotsu I think your portions are little wrong . Its not only how much your overweight, its also your height and faciel structur. Some one who is 5'11 and 30 pounds overweight isn't going to look the same as someone who is 4'11 and 30 pounds overweight. You have to love yourself. Part of that is saying I'm beautiful. There should be no limits on self love. As a society, we do suck balls. I agree 100% on that. We need to learn to accept everyone.

  • @starrychica82 Overweight is based on your height, so that response was kind of a paradox... but yes, a 4'11" person would be more portly than a 5'11" person if they were both 30 pounds overweight. I was just understating the fact that a few (nobody I've ever met, but I know there are some of these people) who are over 100 pounds overweight who, instead of trying to save their lives, continue on believing that it isn't a problem. At least they accept themselves, but they become their own hazard.

  • @AkaoKiyotsu there is a big difference between 30 punds and 100 pounds. I was making the point that there are a lot more factors that go into what you look like. Accepting yourself should never include ignoring health issues, But there are health hazards with being underweight. And society seems to think its okay till they look scary.

  • @starrychica82 But you arn't meant to be fat. Being overweight isn't a good thing, its unattractive and unhealthy. And that's a ridiculous thing to say. Of course beauty is important. If there wasn't any beauty in the world, life wouldn't be so great.

  • @thelivingsped That is the most shallow and ignorant remark I have ever read. There is beauty in nature. That I will give you. But someones beauty does not make the world a better place. I pitty the fool who only judge someone based on looks.

  • @starrychica82 You misunderstood. Your comment was so dismissive of beauty, I felt I should point out that beautiful things do do make the world a nicer place, meaning of course nature. But, good looks are relatively important as well. Physical attraction is an important part of relationships. Don't get me wrong, I don't think its okay to be with someone just because of how they look, or to judge people based solely on looks. But I think its important to be with someone you find pretty.

  • @starrychica82 i feel you on that one and understand where your coming from

  • @starrychica82 I'm not saying go ballistic and get like 50 eating disorders, and you don't have to get plastic surgery or anything (as a matter of fact, I'd recommend you don't), but if you realize you're overweight, I'd suggest slimming down to get healthy, because things like obesity, high cholesterol, are nothing to laugh, or go "oh, I don't care about my looks so I'm going to get fat" about

  • Dude your fuckin jokes man

  • uhm, if that pic of her as she was skinny was sexy or pretty or whateverthefuck, you people have problems. she looked like she was seconds away from dying. poor woman.

    and what is wrong with socialism? beats the crap out of capitalism, where you all will be left for dead if you don't have insurance. Beautiful system.

  • It makes everyone happy, except for people who WORK for a living. Not to mention its failed, or failing in almost every country its practiced in. Good vid though.

  • Like in Venezuela and Norway and Sweden? It's working fine there.

  • Word.

  • the opening is killing me every single time i watch this episode! :D

  • This is definatly my favorite video

  • That girl wasn't fat..

  • yes yes she is fat and ugly compared to how bangable she was b4

  • well you will get to a age when you respect people of how they speak and what they are , not only how they look. Fat or not fat , if you dont wanna shag em , i guess it doesnt really mather ... But if you do want to , then you should try anything acceptable , even a slightly fat chick could do miracles in bed... usually those do , because they are trying hard... hot chicks just stay like a piece of wood , considering theyr are to awesome to work it... but how should i know , im on youtube.Right?

  • gah! NEVER CUT YUR HAIR AGAIN! PLEASE!

  • I cannot respect an overweight person who does not take responsibility for their weight.

  • Everytime I watch this episode opening it has me dying...sooo funny, and it's been since this summer since I've seen this episode.

  • im probably a little nicer to fatter people, woah... i didnt even know i did that until i just wrote it.....fuuuck

    but im a little overweight myself, but im not obese. because well im canadian, and because i dont eat mcdonalds everyday, HA.

  • lulz for chowder reference

  • Best opening ever.

  • Fat people do not have souls.

  • No.. Southpark proved that gingers are the ones without souls=)

  • good imitation

  • I don't like fat people that much but I have this one fat friend he's cool his just fat from drinkin' beer allday

  • dang shit load of comments and most are just fluff

  • QOTD: it doesn't affect me, except if a fat guy tries to squeeze into an overcrowded elevator; that annoys me

  • u kill me hahaha

  • I think I'm better than fat people.

  • oh so u mock fat people well without fat people we would have no meat bitch :( u ashame me (yeah the whole thing is a joke exept for the part that without fat paople we ahve no meat and im pretty sure mcdonals would go bankrupt)

  • depends on your personality more than how many rolls you have. unless you have enough to be able to keep money in them thats pretty cool. like personality as in if you're overweight and going hitler insane with dieting, and trying to make everyone else do the same while your crying in a corner cause your fat, i wont talk 2 u. lmao.

  • Thats not sexist, your gender has nothing to do with youre physical weight. If he said "all women are fat and stupid", thats sexist, so this just says more about you than anything.

  • You massive moron. Her 'fat' picture isn't fat. You should know fat when you see it - America is full of fatties

  • shes fat as hell

  • I don't mind weight, unless you're like 650lbs. or the chubby guy next to me in the theater who elbowed/kneed me at least 30 times in one movie

  • weight doenst matter its whats in side...

    lol im just play'in with you fuck nuts if you ugly dont talk to me

  • beat this shit of of it with a bat of twinkies xD 5/5

  • wasn depp du bist

  • Norway is almost socialistic. :(

  • i like fat chiks

  • i dont look at weight, i treat everyone the same, like shit.

  • Phil, I was uncomfortable with Obama's video because they refused to release what it was about. If someone you hardly knew says, "Watch this video" and when you ask what its aobut, they refuse to tell you. Would you watch it?

  • you have a good point. LOL

    then again. I probably wouldnt have watched it anyway. What can I say, I had senioritis ever since 9th grade.

  • OMG through your videos we can see your hair grow! heehehehe

  • it was a beautiful rainbow, but then someone beat the shit out of it with a bat made of twinkies. haha

  • best intro haha

  • yeah being fat or ugly will naturally get you less respect, friends, and opportunities. unless you're fucking awesome by having a great personality. thaz juz how it iz

  • i flirt less with women that im not atracted to, and fat is a factor.

  • I dont treat ppl differently but i myself am overweight and summer camp specificaly made me realize how much that matters to ppl. there were three girls no one in the cabin liked. i happened to be one of them. we were all overweight. end story.

  • LOOOOL

  • QOTD: I push over fat people and laugh as they try to get up :P

  • no you don't retard...

  • MOM WHERE R MY UNCRUSTABLES U BITCH im so angry!!!!! lmao

  • i notice that on your latesr one, there is like 3160 rating and 301 views

  • someones physical appears does not make me treat them differently as long as their personality fits their appearance... like a hot girl getting fat but still being convinced shes hot... stil trying to wear the same clothes she wore when she was hot is just a big nono and a one way ticked to hateville.

    ALL ABOARD THE DOUCHEBAG EXPRESS! STRAIGHT THROUGH ARSEHOLE TUNNEL AND OVER FUCKFACE BRIDGE.

    But srsly, doesnt matter as long as personaity fits appearance.

  • ahh i love you phil...

  • I put on a stone from being pregnant, and I was really worried about it... Until I realised that pregnancy made my boobs so big that no one's looing at my ass! :D

  • I <3 the intro.

    Well it depends. Extremely hot people, like people that wake up with boogers in their eyes and everything and are still hot get so many compliments that they become bitchy, so I don't like them. Then some fat people, too, are bastards (like this one dude who knocked me into a swimming pool and laughed).

    Long comment. Wow.

  • Pause the vid at 0:02 LOL! =P

  • Are you playing halo

  • thwarting darwin's plan...LMFAO

  • dude the rainbow comment made me fucking laugh for a minute. Keep it up Philip :)

  • YOU BITCH IM SO ANGRY!!!! i lol everytime i see that

  • MOOM WHERE ARE MY UNCRUSTABLES YOU BITCH!

    hahahah!

  • his x box is on in the background.... awesome

  • love this freaking show

  • hey the cheerleader was still hot lol

  • Philip DeFranco you are awesome. I would treat anyone and everyone the same no matter how big they are (that excludes the people who are so big they can't even stand up, 'cause that's just sad and pathetic)

  • Tbh, I think she still looks nice at the second picture he showed..

    Fat and ugly?

    Of my options I would do that anyways..

    If that is fat and ugly to you..

  • i know, thats not even fat!!!!

  • quite honestly, i would be nice to the fatties here but there all mean bitches so i call them tubby and say eat some celery >.>;; now my sister is fat and shes nice so i dont say it unless shes mean to me then i say "at least I'm skinny enough to get a guy off the inter-webz!"

  • uncrustables ha ha ha

  • All these comms about Sophie Reade being "gorgeous".....no. I'm pretty much fully convinced that all you guys see when you look at her is two giant love balloons.

  • that intro was hilarious

  • When some one is a bit bigger, it doesn't even cross my mind. But when they are really beaultifull the first thing that comes to me is: Another "Eb likes me becouse i'm shalow and pretty" person is coming around...

  • there are more ratings and comments then views you you hacker! phils a hacker!!! xd love it!

  • i love everyone!

  • great intro.....bout uncrustibles lol...