Great Quotes

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

'''We all have this horrible habit of following some one else's ideas and philosophies.

We hardly created or invent our own'''

[toltecaazteca-copyfuckingrigh­ted 3012]

[gazamused]

@TOLTECAAZTECA Its hard for us ordinary people to state such quotes, as we are not with the Enlightened. Extra ordinary people waow us with there extraordinary quotes because there extraordinary!

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

@gazamused Yes , I AM EXTRAORDINARY.

[nttb6403]

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." Benjamin Franklin

The scary part is HE'S RIGHT AND WE R DOING THAT SHT >"< :(. WTF is wrong with us, WE NEED TO WAKE THE FCK UP.

[krisvires]

"The price of Freedom, is eternal vigilance." Thomas Jefferson.

[Autojones]

Where peoples hearts are pure laws are not needed, where peoples hearts are corrupt laws are broken.

Despair is the conclusion of fools......Benjamin Disraeli

Life is folly for those who think, and tragedy for those who feel...Horus Wallpoll

Saint ; ..A dead sinner with a revised and edited past. .. Ambrose Bierce

Most men are satisfied with appearances as though they were realities.

All men have eyes, but few have insight. .. Machiavelli

[Mikuruification]

Best quote ever = "Nigga you gay" - Riley Freeman, 2007

[borofalcon101]

WIFE- Washing- Ironing- Fucking- Everything Else :)

[borofalcon101]

Who Dares Wins - SAS

[piamall]

'The experience of eternity here and now is the function of life.' - Joseph Campbell, 'The Power of Myth'

[trentico101]

oh heres one why let others make you sad when you can make your self happy

-Trenton

[trentico101]

it kinda silly but when life hands you a empty glass fill it up

-Trenton

[brandon94hibs]

it is better to die on you're feet than to live on you're knee's

[wormervar]

@brandon94hibs CHE GUEVARA!!!

[borofalcon101]

@brandon94hibs already been said dude.

[055697]

Winston Churchill was once criticised by a woman for being drunk. He replied,

''yes madam, but you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober''.

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

@055697 Winston Churchill was a disgusting revolting pig.

[055697]

@TOLTECAAZTECA

Is that a great quote, you cucaracha?

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

@055697 Your mother which is dead,was a whore........Now that's a great quote.

[055697]

@TOLTECAAZTECA

Yeah, whatever cucaracha. Go listen to your mariachi band Mexiroach.

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

@055697 I would that,right after i finished off fucking your sister and wife.Agreed?

[055697]

@TOLTECAAZTECA

Hey, sombreroman. Go lick shit!

[BlackPhoenix623]

Don't live by quotes

[rurounisld]

An eye for an eye would makes the world blind - ghandi

I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well.

(Στους γονείς οφείλομεν το ζην, στους δε διδασκάλους το ευ ζην) -

Alexander the Great

all I know is that I know nothing.( Εν οίδα ότι ουδέν οίδα) - Socrates

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Lao-tzu

In the end, only the fittest survive in this world. If you're strong you live, if you're weak you die. - Seta Sojiro

[0iMySize]

if you carnt get laid finger your little cousins or siblings ?

[brownstain3000]

I only have sex on days that start with the letter T. Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today and Tomorrow.

[MarkLucasTube]

It is to his honour that one stands for what he believes in and to his shame that he believe it.

[MrNycbigdog]

Dream....then go do great things TIME...the Book, 2011

twitter. com/ bestdeedswords

[RainbowManification]

“The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live, and fear breeds repression. Too often sinister threats to the Bill of Rights, to the freedom of the mind, are concealed under the patriotic cloak.” -Aldai Stephenson

[mertdejedi]

"Get the hell out of my house"- My dad in a few years.

[EveryTongueShallTell]

Bullfight critics row on row

Crowd the vast arena full

But only one man's there who knows

And he's the man who fights the bull

~Anonymous (not mine)

[EndlessCrossbow]

My Quote: "Yeah... you say you are for Freedom of Speech but your Comment threads are locked"

[jmcg1010]

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

Douglas Adams

[Plecter]

"A religious man trying to make someone understand is like a blind man teaching someone to see"

"The only thing you can know for certain is that there are things that you do not know for certain."

"Objective opinions does not exist."

"Truth only hurts to those who try not to live by it."

"According to the bible I'm not welcome in God's house, but you are welcome in mine."

All quotes: -Jostein Aske, a Norwegian philosopher.

[splashlog01]

Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger

-Confucius

[MasterMike44]

"een dag niet gelachen is een dag niet geleefd" its dutch for: a day not laughed a day not lived

[sthomas086]

I desire to live in a world of people unchained from there neighbor.

[StormFlip]

"A bad day'll make you really notice once it's good

And that'll make things a little better understood"

From the song: Make You Feel That Way - Blackalicious

[malcolmbryant]

For the thinking person, whatsoever is inevitable, is immediate.

[malcolmbryant]

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing".

[STEVENMASSO]

Don't stand out by being different, stand out by being the best.

-Steven Masso

[lordrazi111693]

good, better, best. never let it rest. until your

good is better and your better is best

[TheBrilliantGeniuses]

Nov. 9. 2010 : "Look beyond the mistrust" - Barack Hussein Obama

[lulz4KoKane]

Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one

[amd9500]

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." J.R.R. Tolkien

[chickenruler]

By like mirrors.....

[MelCartman]

"Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent."

[abysss24]

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[TONKSRED300]

what is to be must be thats destiny

[theonezombieshate]

this is a song my dad sings its an alterd version of the whinnie the poo song ephalumps n woosles.

democrats n republicans ...republicans  democrats n republicans......... bewhare bewhare there evrywhare.

and then there is mine

dont be like leonard

wich means dont be an avrage person be yourself. 100% value surly borrowd.

[SirArghPirate]

@PainlessTragedy I believe Arnaud Amalric said that (in a christian context) long before Duke Nukem.

[villanova1720]

"Don't ask, don't tell"

"If you believe there is no god, he won't exist to you"

[ziggyhuys]

@villanova1720 One can replace the word God in that second one with anything and it'd still make sense...

[sheri226]

"Fair" is somewhere you go to eat cotton candy.... it has NOTHING to do with life.

[ThreeCheersForBryan]

"if you knew everything, you probably wouldn't be wasting your time arguing"

[UnluckyGambler]

"Conflict is the spice of life."

[robot676]

question everything

[MasterofDisaster17]

"True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness." ~Albert Einstein

[deathrol3]

revenge is easy, retribution is hard.

[mihr123]

If we stop and think, for just one moment, about our lives and who we are, we won't need atheism or theism. We will be content, and for that single moment, we will finally find truth.

[MrDublin56]

It's not the things we imbue with importance that matter.rather the time we spend justifing our decision to do so.

[MrDublin56]

morality or immorality are not in the nature of acts themselves but in the universality of the accepted tenets which they flaunt or flout.

[kryptoart87]

"It has to start somewhere, it has to start some time. What better place than here, what better time than now?" -RATM

"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." -Albert Einstein

[SamHandwiches]

"When life gives you lemons, clone those lemons and make super-lemons." - Principle Scudworth

[arizonaviking]

'It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" Mark Twain"

[arizonaviking]

"The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the

dead." Aristole

[arizonaviking]

"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment, to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all agnosticism means." Clarence Darrow, Scopes Trial, 1925

[Yass72ForEver]

"Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit em, but remember its a sin to kill a mockingbird"

[20324758]

"fuck it" William Shakespeare

[ditbot]

Pacifism is the privilege of the protected.

[j0hnsc4r]

its time to kick ass & chew bubble gum . . . & im all out of gun

[Silverlight777]

@j0hnsc4r Haha, SC2?

[jossjoss40]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.

-John Sedgwick-

Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.

[xleax]

I like your style man

[NoBSTV]

Thanks!

[chris96kalonji]

@xleax You don't even know his style.

[Kuruption420]

"Do or do not,there is no try" - Yoda

[tdp1909]

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Silent Bob ;)

[dawkinsbeagle]

@tdp1909 Isn't that a Yoda quote?

[tdp1909]

Yeah it is - I was replying to another comment that said it was just Yoda, but I think Silent Bob came up with it independently... ;)

[dawkinsbeagle]

Oh I see. Sorry, got a little lost in the long list of replies there. My bad.

[tdp1909]

Hakuna Matata

[LVCIVSTVLLIVSATELLVS]

If it's worth doing, it's worth over-doing.

[eSilva90]

I LIEK CHOCOLAE MILK

- the chocolate milk boy

[villanova1720]

The World Will Never Be Ready for the Man that is Never Ready for the World

The Past is the Lock to the Present, but the Key to the future!

When God Gives you Lemons you Find a New God!

[Vegiful]

ur quote is weird

[MrTaker223]

just becuse yor famous does'nt mean your succsesful

[MrVideo4]

"opinions are like arse-holes everybody has one and their usually full of shit"-- me

[VivaZweiFan]

"Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either" Baz Luhrmann

[loturos]

letting evil persist isnt the same as helping it. because you can, at the same time, let good persist, without actually helping it. lame.

[Saromatae]

Believing in the freedom of speech is not synonymous with wanting to listen to what you have to say.

Saromatae

[C0ldking]

Man skal ikke Tro man skal vide

- C0ldking (old danish saying)

English Translation:

One should not think we should know

Translated meaning:

Because belieing and to think is the same word in Danish its hard to understand on English.

"We should not accept beliefs, but always strive for better knowledge and certainty" is prolly the best way to express it.

[BrawlMasterROB]

"I take being insulted by an idiot as a complement." -- me

"My God has a bigger dick than your God!" -- George Carlin

[Joshiesgotagun]

My words of wisdom? Don't live your life by dead people's quotes.

[jlabate11]

one day you will feal as dumb as look!!

[FlyingFree333]

"The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to those who think they've found it." - Terry Prachett

"Emotions are for enjoying the results of our decisions, not making them."

"I look forward to the day the cross sits discarded beside the swastika as just another reminder of the dangers of blind faith."

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." Robert A. Heinlein

[theatheistguy]

One solution, revolution!

[polisharabia]

No

no to any all liberals who want to increase

taxes so they can sit on their rear end and

live off those that work

no to any corporate bailout. If you go broke

you go broke. Too bad.

no to any politian who gives money to

a company, bid process, public bid, or

else politician goes to jail for 20 years

for fraud

[angusfann666]

amen, i think i shed a tear...

[RU1Fdup]

"Be your self, Be loved by a few

and not understood by the rest".

Good vid BTW (^_~)

[polisharabia]

The best quote ever is by me: "NO" - no to socialism - no to school buses, drive your own kids - no to stimulus bill - no to borrowing/credit - no to abortion - no to selling/using illegal drugs, more prisons are required - no to Obama/Biden/Clinton/Dodds/ Franks/Gore/Franken...........­........... - no to 'no bid Bush contracts' - no to a war that costs 1 trillion when Bush said it would cost 100 billion - no to any corporate bailout

[theatheistguy]

Yes to socialism!

[robot676]

Fuck the odds

E21

[ManFaded]

why do you think Ford doesn't need assistance from the United States of America, Inc.

[ManFaded]

I would rather earn 1% of 100 peoples' efforts than 100% of my own efforts.

—John D Rockefeller.

[nitoro81]

42.

[entropyfu]

You had a few of my favorites, but also:

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. -Stephen Roberts

"Half this game is 90% mental" - Yogi Berra

[Rikortez]

My God is Nature.

My Religion is Science.

ps: my quote

[Shigren]

I'm allergic to pain. I break out in scratches and bruises. -me

[pubcat5]

I would rather go to hell for everything that I am than go to heaven for things that I am not. -Me

[pubcat5]

Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war. - Otto von Bismarck

If you are 18 and not a socialist, you have no heart. If you are 35 and you are a socialist, you have no brain.

[deidarajunior1508]

"God didn't create humans, humans created god."

"Believers believe, Atheists KNOW."

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost."

[DraconicLink]

"The mainstream is thought of as a stream because of its shallowness."

-George Carlin

There's mine.

[musicmosaic7]

My favorite quote is one by Jimi Hendrix. "When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, the world will know peace."

[TrenchantAtheist]

To continue an older set of ideas:

Knowledge is power.

Ignorance is bliss.

And the powerfully unscrupulous will always seek to placate the blissfully ignorant. Fear not the mob, but the man who knows how to control it.

[Akhiloth]

Mine is: If a joke needs explaining, it's not a joke at all.

[LithuanianGuitar]

We all deserve to die.

[jimbob1432]

for a human to say there is no God is like a blind man to say there is no sun.-me

[HayteStreet]

yeah but theres proof there is a sun, theres no proof theres a god. PWNED!

[jimbob1432]

what's the proof of a sun if you're blind?

[HayteStreet]

umm maybe warmth?

[jimbob1432]

what proof do you have that you feel warmth? how do you explain that to some one who can't tell the difference? even then, sun lamps can explain warmth.

[HayteStreet]

Well even if your not blind you can't prove there is a sun by your logic. However that doesn't change the fact that given the evidence the most logical conclusion at this point is that there is a sun. God however, has absolutely no evidence supporting its existence. The only reason you believe in a god is because you WANT to, which isn't a very good reason.

[jimbob1432]

well, really for a blind man there is no difference between the evidence of a sun and the evidence of God. all he can do is feel the effects of it and choose weather to believe that the sun caused it or that a flying spaghetti monster and really he could say either one and he couldn't be proved right or wrong until the technology was made for him to see. we, as humans, don't have that kind of technology so we're still relatively blind, so we can't prove God either way, which was my point.

[grg666123456]

we have the technoligy to make a blind man see something

[jimbob1432]

yes, but cosmically we're still blind as a species, so there's no way for us to prove or disprove God, which was my point. it wasn't that God does exist, it's that we don't know.

[grg666123456]

well that's true but I was only objecting to the thinking a blind man isn't able to see the sun

[ManFaded]

who is this "we" you speak of?

[fartmaster962000]

by we he means all of us.

What, can you prove god exists?

[RobbieW221]

Those who dont fear death are truly invinsible.

[shadowjoe94]

not fighting for whats right is the same as fighting for whats wrong

[MrThatswhatshesaid12]

"I'm too perfect for narcissism" - Me

[SpotxSpot]

I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire

Expressive freedom is one of the greatest things in the world. Paranoid fear is one of its greatest enemies. But the latter shall never menace the first as long as the resources for an unfathomable shield against it -a genuine miracle- are at hand.

Say YES to internet anonimity. -Me

[LeetCanadianBoy]

What doesn't kill you, makes you injured.

[jethrodon]

"If I can get to sleep tonight, I can wake up tomorrow.

[AgentUnderdog1]

"When men are most sure and arrogant they are commonly most mistaken, giving views of passion without that proper deliberation which alone can secure them from the grossest absurdities." - David Hume

[Antichryst666]

Faith is believing in something that no one in their right mind would believe. -- Archie Bunker

[draagon66]

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure

We are all atheists .................

[MetroidfanCNC]

"Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you!" - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Monty Python)

[TheRightDecision]

I will be my own inspiration, my own point of reference, my work and everything I do will be a total reflection of myself, nothing less, nothing more.

by me! :-D

[Horseplay71]

"Who you are speaks so loudly that I cannot hear a word you speak." Attributed to Emerson, but I've read it in Sufi texts and seen a similar quote on a blog. I have learned to listen with my eyes & my gut in this life...

[Antichryst666]

Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't.

[Antichryst666]

Monkeys are superior to men in this: When a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. -- Malcolm de Chazal, 1902-1981

[AmericanResponses]

There is only one race ...the human race ...all other definitions are unimportant .. FF

[Impulse799]

"Love is suffering dressed in the finest dress, a cruel mistress who will tear at your throat like a wolf as you are hypnotized by her beauty. But God, is she fucking beautiful."

[Antichryst666]

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -- Chauncey Mitchell Depew, 1834-1928 LOL

[daves611]

de doo doo doo de dah dah dah.

That's all I got to say to you.

[MattTheEskimo]

"If ignorance is bliss, then we're all in heaven."

[WNydek]

"By definition, you cannot be both normal and extraordinary." - some guy named Jon

[ryoliciousrules]

if she wont bang you, kill her. :]

[dahvisibleinvisible]

war is a huge matter for a nation. its the field of life and death, destruction and survival, and such matters cannot be left unstudied. - Sun Tzu

[shane14120]

"dont be a dumbass"

[nyarlotep]

I love this quote from the movie Let's Scare Jessica to Death... I think it captures perfectly the mind of many people you encounter each day...

"I sit here and I can't believe that it happened. And yet I have to believe it. Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? I don't know which is which."

[Ivaneitor123abc]

SNIPERS GET MORE HEAD - Mee :)

[fartmaster962000]

"If reality is dependent on what each person perceives it to be,Then reality as a collective does not exist."

[iamsmert123]

"Never eat a sandwich, then chug a glass of milk, at the same time" -Me

[krayzewolf]

Do or do not, there is no try.

- Yoda

[xixnightwolf]

"There is no good, no evil....only opinions." -xixNightwolf

[ziltiod94]

actually thats basically the same thing shakespeare said.

[xixnightwolf]

Frankly, I had no idea XD.

[ziltiod94]

oh well ok, at least you used your brain to think of it before you heard it from somewhere else in history

[tninaf]

"History is written by the victors." --Winston Churchill

[MrMoo1227]

I like turtles!!!! - the turtle kid

[Tharoxxx]

"The history that winners write"  David Beresford

[BlazikenMaster]

Well, I really have nothing to say.

[swiftdaggas]

"To have peace,you must prepare for war"

[SuperFinGuy]

Ignorant people - they don't know, they don't want to know and think they know everything.