Chris Crocker - Christian Driving: The New Drunk Driving?

[fuckyeahimjessica]

Wow,he's more prettier than me. ;o

[TheKekebratz]

Chris you are amazing! Hey, here is a thought, we should be friends.

[Anime1Anastasia]

Chris, i love you. I wanna be your best friend <3

[Ryan56Lion]

Wouldnt it be hillarious if he let his facial hair grow out lmao

[GRaymondA27]

@Ryan56Lion He kinda did.... lol u should see a recent video

[Zombieboy94]

Beautiful :)

[yyttroll]

Chelsea is a classic fag hag!

[msbasquin]

GOD PLEASE STEER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHHAH!!!:0 LOLOLLOLOLOO chris like seriously u should do stand up cuz u come up with the craziest shit

[Ariechan]

OMG that's so fricken hilarious!!

[JoselleHutton]

I'm going to a friends wedding next weekend.. I've decided to drive there with a bag over my head because I know the good Lord will guide me to my destination..Get me to the church on time!

[1239spongebob]

oh my god.... what is ur problem?? do you READ the bible chris?!?!?!? god will not be a toy that u use and minipulate!!! U ARE ANNOYING THE FRACK OUT OF ME!!! STOP ACCUSING CHRISTIANS OF CRAP LIKE THIS!!! STOP BEING LIKE THIS!!1 I CANT HANDLE IT!!! read the Bible once or twice would yuh?!?!?! ull learn something important... cuz u dont get what christianity is about in the LEAST!! i will not sit here and watch someone like you talk about christians like this... I AM ONE!! and proud of it!

[blahlala15]

@1239spongebob i 100% agree w/ you. I dont care if it was a joke it was not funny, you know you can do whatever you want w/ ur life chris i dont care but when you make comments about God thats taken it too far. So please dont make comments about God in a rude way even if it is a joke!

[ukpkmkk]

@1239spongebob lmao at how serious you are, this is a joke get a sense of humor.

[mcrfreakful]

Pathetic. 

[ericwarnercline]

@mcrfreakful

FUCK U!

KILL UR LIFE

[Wharwulif]

Well,that concludes the section of having "blind faith".if a christian has enough logic not to drive with their eyes closed...why it's logical for them,and other religions and cults and so on to have blind faith on some book and some dude(notice-dude) who reads it to them?

I mean...if that's the case,then lets all believe in Dracula-it's a book,it has a message and someone can read it,and it's old enough =P

While some religious people do have good faith,many are just blind and guided by blinder.

[BigRhYno23]

The uneducated for you...

[MissLeanaFaith]

The Bible says "don't tempt the Lord thy God." Because you don't tell God when to work miracles for you, he decides.

[MeFishiee]

@MissLeanaFaith Yeah, yeah you Christian's always have an excuse.

[MissLeanaFaith]

@MeFishiee There's a difference between an excuse and a reason.

[MeFishiee]

@MissLeanaFaith Exhibit A.

[onesuperkoolkat]

There's a difference between having faith and just being wreckless. I have faith but I'm not stupid enough to test my faith while putting people in danger. I think you're funny and agree with you about being accepting and loving everyone but if I were to make a video mocking gays I think you'd be a tiny bit offensed also.

[Nancy99999]

@onesuperkoolkat Uh, he's only joking.

[Chirikukidogo]

Oh Chris, you're so pretty... You're prettier than a lot of girls, I am so jellin'... :)

Yay, atheism!

[NeopetsandPokemonFan]

@fokjoudikkemongool:

There is factual evidence that has been proven scientifically that the bible records factual evidence of the past. ouo b

If you weren't a completely ignorant fool who decided that since they couldn't get a girlfriend that God doesn't exist, all the power to ya to choose. I'm just stating what I know, and creating my own scientific hypothesis from what is given to me. Just like your precious scientists. I choose to believe that God guided evolution over millions of years.

[julienburn]

Not that i mean you had the surgery...but for the rest, its a win.

[julienburn]

Your sex change was a win!!!

[allogenes37]

The video is silly though I love it when Christians get offended after you point out how silly their beliefs are and their insistence that you need to respect their beliefs.

[21April853BC]

Wow, Whose the hot blonde?

[william840205]

shay carl's wife

[Amandork456]

@Blueshootingstarr he has to lol

[Amandork456]

i do trust god enough to drive with my eyes closed if the road is empty n straight. lol

[dioesistedavvero]

wtf, your mind is so twisted.... not judging, just stating. You need help bro

[Wiintendoh]

disgusting!

[amadezxxye]

Your eyes are beautiful!!

[ChrisCrockerHearter]

@amadezxxye yeah!!! :)

love you Chris

[xxpamxxpamxx]

@Blueshootingstarr , you might wanna rethink that after you watch his video: 'make up is my friend' or some shit like that..it fucking scared me when i watched it..:L

[NeverEndingMirage]

GPS = God, Please Steer.

...Epic win.

[passmywords15]

your so wrong chris i swear >:( and he was making fun a christians i mean im a christian and im pisst

[kingfappington]

@passmywords15 Nobody gives a fuck.

[NearSupporter11226]

... Was that making fun of Christians? Because I'm really not sure.

[MaRtianTalKes]

Abd in the bible it says gays lesbian bysexual.w.e u go to hell. Beacuase guys and gurls are soppused to date not guys and guys and girls and girls . Its only the truth-_-

[NearSupporter11226]

@MaRtianTalKes Please learn to spell and use correct grammar before you try to educate us.

[MaRtianTalKes]

@NearSupporter11226 i dont have to stupid...bye

[NearSupporter11226]

@MaRtianTalKes My helping of the illiterate makes me stupid...?

[mysecondaccount105]

@MaRtianTalKes No. Bible was written by some narcissistic, racist, and ignorant men,  not Jesus, Not the lord.

[MaRtianTalKes]

@gingersleep just sdfu ok w.e bye thaats wat it says in the fucking bible dont get all on me for somthin i didnt rite in a freakin book

[seedsower53]

Chris, your an idiot...God will not be mocked, don't put

Him to the test, you'll lose every time.

[kingfappington]

@seedsower53

ಠ_ಠ

[nadiabrochu]

Im sad for you chris

[brandonleemusic]

Im christian but come on this is funny... God has a sense of humor, gees why is everyone so sensitive these days.

[ZEROgring0]

im an atheist, to me this is hillarious xD

[MrSwift413]

Your an idoit, us Christians don't do that. So I'm so sorry you think that. I'll pray for you

[misscountrychick8]

This man is messed up. I'd like to see you at the gates of heaven with the lord before you and see what he has to say with some of the videos you have shared with others.

[xmoonXcricketx]

This was priceless.

[eesearer]

i did it. and then my mom asked where i was. i found out i went to Nevada from middle of CA. :l

[LadyReiRei]

thats. ignorant to Christians.

[XxDyiingBlackRosexX]

Honey, that does not apply to the bible.

And driving with your eyes closed is actually somewhat deemed illegal.

Also, whatever drugs you're on. get off of them.

As soon as possible.

[DaArchDukeBrat12]

I loved the accent that was used the whole video!!

[littlelight123]

yea really. you have to make an make up tutorial! its very good!.

[ClaireBearZziii]

I'm a christian, but damn I honestly lol'd.

[HowToLoveLilWayne]

aass

[btw1985]

For a guy, u make one hot chick!!! Lol stay sexy chris...

[pankakeness]

that was very funny. i dont believe in god, so this doesnt at all affend me. but yeah HILARIOUS!

[Taurusboy07]

Now this the only video I dont like. Chris never play with god.

[mimoneyful]

Haha christian boot camp

[punkchick1061]

hahahahaha lol that was funny

[johndoe122able]

u know wht i think is funny is there is preachers bashing gay people everyday and the whole world is cool with tht save gay people!! but as soon as gays question christianity then people act like its the end of the world let me ask u this christians there r so many religions out there in the world wht makes yours so special!! wht defining characteristic seperates christianity from any other religion????

[mrdeedeedee117]

no no no no no i hope you try that chris your going to fucking die

[QueenAmberly]

That's why you should fallow our MOTHER Blessed BE <3

[RandomGirl1237]

why are you always slamming Christians? ya um.... unsubscribe!

[treymanfly]

Bitch , or bitchdude whatever God wants us to rely on him but he dosent want us to do stuff to test him or that will question his ability dats real faith bitchdude

[kota192]

*click to submit comment*

[Deeallen50]

unsubscribed

[cx92k]

is that other girl really a girl? or another man

[LaUrEnLaRa12]

it's pretty immature for you to be judging christians if you claim in your videos to be "NONDENOMINATIONAL"...or what...scientific whatever that religion is .....you shouldn't make fun of christians just because God and the Bible says homosexuality is wrong, however you constantly talk about it and complain that your sick of it, but sorry hun, only talking about it and making videos about it is going to make it a bigger deal. people arent preaching you it every day.. so just chill on it.

[aveng7foldunreal]

show me exactly where in the bible say's close your eyes on the the middle of a free way...

[OhhhVannahh]

Well, I am 100% Christian. But driving with your eyes closed isnt a way to predict if your a christian or not. God loves you Chris even if you dont love him. Or beleive in him. Please done stereotype ALL christians and say "You are all against transgenders. Thats just as bad as us stereotyping you as a "Bad person" or "a freak." ITs the same thing really. So, don't bash God please? I, a CHRISTIAN. Have NO problem with you or the way you live or dress.

[ukpkmkk]

@OhhhVannahh It's a joke, so caml your tits bro. If God is perfect, he has a senseof humor. God isn't some nasty old man whos liek "I have no sense of humor so i dont like this" Stop seeing God like it's soe hippy, becuase i'm sure he loves to have fun, and has a sense of humor. God loves all, God has a sense of Humor, Gods funny, Gods fun

[kimiko5996]

@ukpkmkk i loled at that calm your tits comment ^^

[OfficialAllyGator]

@OhhhVannahh Did he even say that 'god' had a problem with transgenders. Uhhnope(;

And fo' sho' it is, driving with your eyes closed is the DAMN STRAIGHT way to do it, booyah.

[randumcindy]

roflllllllllllllll

[MrFreshcola10]

i am sure.... that he would go to heaven. (: god bless you. god bless everyone

[MrFreshcola10]

i LOVE LVOE LOVE LOVE the lord BUT i don't think IIII can drive with my eyes closed. yet... im not old enough to drive...... i love the last part (:

[FromA2mee]

you didn't sound like carrie underwood you sounded more like dolly parton:)

[FoxxyHawk]

Dumb

[846ella]

i have to kepp reminding myslef that its a he not a she

[Anabella1974]

...and your not a real transvestite unless you cut your balls off

[Anabella1974]

If you are dumb enough to drive with your eyes close then you lack wisdom...which comes from the Lord...jack ass.

[NerdyAthleticType]

It's actually a "rule" that you're not supposed to test God. This would be testing God, like throwing yourself off a building and saying, "Well, if you're a true Christian, you'll trust that God will send his angels to catch you so you don't die."

[kirby1516]

@NerdyAthleticType actually, i'm pretty sure God is supposed to test his followers...

[Afrothunderpower]

@NerdyAthleticType lmao hahaha you're funny thumbs up lmao

[ImSimplyComplex]

I'm a christian. And I trust him with my life& he fills my heart and I have faith. But i don't think God would like me to risk others safety. He knows how much I love him, I don't need to prove it to someone by driving blindly and being an accident waiting to happen

[ashtrayday]

hilarious

[foreverrthirteenn]

I am a Christian and this is very offensive.

[vandalski858]

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[chinc1001]

you need your eyes open to drive but your funny chris and i want to hang out with u some time

[chinc1001]

you need your eyes open to drive but your funny chris

[1MysteryGirl1995]

God is no damn GPS system and i agree with neopetsandpokemanfan it does say that in the bible but if you think you can just drive with your eyes closed or even jump off a cliff and expect God to save you be my guest go jump off a cliff lets see if God likes to be tested. and if your a real christian why would you test him at all?

[01PaulStanley]

@1MysteryGirl1995 I actually agree with that

[Glamtasticable]

OMG LOLOL I love you so much!(:

[etereys7]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!  This totally cracked me up. Thanks, Chris!!! :D

[serginmatius]

It was the same satan did with Jesus when he tempted,

[GaMeOvEr19951]

seriously ,, change in to a girl and name your self christina and get over with it ,,,,, GOD ,,

[Windstar92]

Remember when God made some guy waste his life building a giant arc and THEN told him to find 2 of every animal in the world? God invented trolling. I'm just sayin'.

[NeopetsandPokemonFan]

e_e it says in the bible: "Do not test the lord your God". Just saying.

[fokjoudikkemongool]

@NeopetsandPokemonFan Of course they'll write that, cause if you test him you'll find out he doesn't exist

[MsBusyizzy]

@NeopetsandPokemonFan Are you christian?

[kiersihope]

what happens when he doesnt have time to shave in the morning? hahahahaha this is the ultimate fagot

[Mistacarolinacat]

Dumb ass

[MrXanthan19]

I have done it before I was lost in Jacksonville and got where I was heading in my sleep.

[AnthonyZhaoHacker]

double wammy,

youre gay AND christian

[The0rochimaru]

God hates you!



[DJMdalia]

@The0rochimaru God loves everyone.

[Trollingwithmyhomies]

@The0rochimaru fuck god, now shut up sit down and learn some science! :D

[SixtySky987]

you still sound like a man,,,"

[MsCrazyG123]

Love ur hair -3333333333333

[seekieneekie]

I like your hair this way. Jealous!

[imfercho]

Keep doing that, bitch. Maybe you actually can do us a favor!!!.....well I hope the driver survives from that favor.

[MsFireproof777]

Do not test God for your own purposes.........such a temptation is straight out of hell.........such an accusation / dare is foolishness.....

[Trollingwithmyhomies]

@MsFireproof777 psh, hail satan XD lolololol

[kailamurphy990]

god please steer lol that was soo funny

[Toriisawesomeful]

omg chris i laughed sooo hard at this!! that was very funny,but would u drive with UR eyes closed and belive god will guide u??

[ruthimegi]

its a bad joke.... sorta like this one. if u really think u were born a girl, why do u have a penis??

[Vistagurl9876]

This was really offensive. I'm not sure how much ur brain sold for on eBay but being a Christian has nothing to do with driving to ur eyes closed freak

[kingdom317961]

@Vistagurl9876 yeah i think he went a little far with this video...

>.<

[MOHAAMASTER]

Wow that was really offensive

[UltimateFashion1]

when u mute it, he actually looks like a girl

[EmoGirlLovsU]

@UltimateFashion1 he kindof sounds like it to... (im a girl)

[DoctorDj]

The guy driving is ugly.

[Zombieboy94]

Hot in this vid :) But hot in every one :) inside and out.

[punisher77212]

dont say yall your not a true christian, a true southerner, a true man, or even from planet earth

[LILW3STCOASTR3P]

You must not be a true fag or you would be dead because god hates homos.

[Emmaly4]

you can't be a christain and gay!! Why don't he/she/it drive with it's eyes closed? Don't got faith in God?

[Lyagami96]

X) -3

[trollin80]

dude i hope you get raped by hitler in hell faggot

[nholt]

That chick is hot.

[BrandysiPodTips]

@nholt its a guy............ :L

[jrogersnnuedu]

I really like his makeup - I can't do my makeup that good! I want him to do a make up tutorial

[alittlebroken14]

@jrogersnnuedu so good and yah thats so true about what he said though....

[angelandJoJo4evva]

ur pretty , funny and i want too meet u!!! lol, im only 13 lol, but i want to meet u that is gunna be my life time goal!!!

[trollin80]

@angelandJoJo4evva why would you want to meet that monster any one who makes fun of a religion like that on you tube like that is a bad person

[arifthenoobguitarist]

@trollin80

GOD DAMN STRAIGHT

[emyllsomar]

@trollin80 <-----that explains it all.

[trollin80]

@emyllsomar thats what i created the account for

[duhmasolL33T]

@trollin80 Oh shit! A bad person! OH NO!

[trollin80]

@trollin80 oh fuck a troll what should i do fuck you

[whoosk]

again with the eyebrows...gross.

[Xxlydia27xX]

SEAT BELT!

[hoodpimp94]

He's hot.

[saveoursouls924]

@hoodpimp94 SHE's hot ;)

[WORLDWIDEMAN10]

dude shut the fuck up stop talking about God like that stfu man/lady no one likes you cause i think your a gift from hell

[VivianTheCat]

@WORLDWIDEMAN10 "No one likes you because I think you're a gift from hell"... What the fuck. xD Since when did you represent everyone?

[hoodpimp94]

@WORLDWIDEMAN10  you fail.

[hoodpimp94]

prettyful chris :)

[abtapia]

wow now that is mesdup i believe in god a lot but not that much and wear your seat belt dud

[frank8910]

you're ignorant about driving and christianity

[CowgirlKaity5466]

he isnt wearing a seatbelt... thats right HE!! cause ya know HE has a weiner. it may be small but its still there

[juggabxtch92]

i love his Eyes!!!!! =D <3

[MrChunkyMonkey79]

He reminds me of michael jackson, noone knows if he's a girl or a boy

[TheAkurd47]

May Allah curse you villain gay.This is SUA: a nation of unfaithfull gays.

[chicka123756]

GOD IS LIKE A GPS SYSTEM!!

YES GOOD ADVICE THER CHRIS Lol

[MissSnakeBytes]

lol THIS IS CHRISTIAN BOOT CAMP!!!!!!! hahaha "christian driving is the new drunk drivinig:D" youre just great

[OmfgItsChelly]

"THIS IS CHRISTIAN BOOTCAMP! NOW DRIVEEEE!

Lmfao. (x

[monkeygirl1213]

U look pretty

[skidds803]

God expects us to use wisdom.....hahaha but i admit that is funny

[awkwardxturtle]

funny joke.

...not.

[duhmasolL33T]

Pause at 1:25 ..he's beautiful idc what people say..lol

[itsbrandycharby]

You are an amazing woman.(:<3

[MellyJadeLovesPonies]

LOL... You look pretty in this video :)

[shortstreet101]

hahah i luv this vid and yer eyes r beautiful!! *o*

[crazy4god111]

Well I trust God for everything and I do have faith in the Lord! I'm a real Christian!!!