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  • no shit shelock 0:31

  • ha ha he birds and the bees

  • MUST...STOP...CLICKING...ON...­COLLEGE...HUMOR...VIDEOS!!!

  • a bird and a bee?

  • @dk8101

    in like the eighteis people explained sex to kids through a story about a bird and a bee intimitly in love.... just as fuckin retarded as it sounds.

  • XD i love the jellyfish

  • the dogs

    lost my shit

  • ''This-uuh..can't be right..''

  • I know have a 6 pack from laughing so hard!

  • this aaahhh...this cant be right :D

  • THE SNAKES LOL XD!!!!

  • i love the turtles

  • You wanna have sex? Yeah sure, why not? ROFLOL

  • lmfao...funny shit

  • Looks like we have the next family guy script writers.

  • my god, whenever i hear, this uuh, this cant be right. i lmao!

  • this uhh, this can't be right.

  • The snakes and the turtles were the best

  • Sarah is the bird

  • Streeter plays the dog

  • 378 peoples assholes dont smell right

  • I love the snakes. xD

  • Mystery solved...my asshole smells like an asshole x]

  • The volume down and volume up buttons are right next to each other.

    "Mystery solved! MY ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE AN ASSHOLE!"

    Great, now the people around me keep giving me weird looks.

  • lol it took me a while to realize the first one was "the birds and the bees"

  • That's not a thing. That's not a reproductive thing.

  • Party Rock with a collage commerical.........

    Facepalm...

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  • i feel nothing.. sting sting sting sitng

  • I did not know a asshole smells like a asshole!

  • MYSTERY SOLVED! my asshole smells like an asshole

  • thats not how my parents explained the birds and the bees O.o

  • @HeyoItsPaige lol

  • the turtles were the best

  • 0:50 tentacle porn :O

  • "my asshole smells like an asshole!!"

    *LAUGHING EXTENSIVELY*

    well, no duh on that one L-O-L.

  • college humor is ok egorapter is good smosh is awsome :)

  • Jellyfish cant sting each other o.o

  • Okayy the Jelly fish, come on !, DIEDDD LAUGHING

  • i don't think either one of us is going to like that lmao

  • I thought it smelt like pancakes :(

  • I used to be a snake but then I took an arrow to the....wait.

  • Mystery solved, my asshole smells like an asshole!!!

  • jellyfish are hetrotropic and asexual (A.k.a. they don't make their own food and don't need partners to breed

  • @xboxboy98 well thanks for ruining our laughter

  • @runningsandwich im not trying to runin anyones laughter im just saying...

  • MY ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE AN ASSHOLE LMFAO

  • dude the jellyfish were hilarious

  • my dogs always try to smell each others ass they should watch this video. i also died laughing at the snakes

  • My ass hole smells like an ass hole. Best line after sex ever.

  • pause play and then keep pressing 6 you get jelly productive thing

  • Mystery solved! Lol

  • mystery solved, my asshole smells like an asshole XD!!!!

  • @theeloner2 OMG I didn't know ^^ :DDDD

  • ...snakes made me laugh for 40 min

  • Mystery solved, my asshole smells like an asshole!!!XD

  • rul3 34 NO EXCEPTIONS

  • Lol

  • the snake one was the funniest

  • lol at the snakes!!

  • THAT WAS FREAKING FUNNY !! M0000000R3 !!

  • ohhh.. so thats what an asshole smells like...

  • keep pressing 2 for bark

  • mystery solved.. my asshole smells like an asshole!!!!

  • anyone else cracked in huge laughter when the turtles came!

  • *duck and bee on a date*

    -bee puts on sunglasses-

    BEE my wife?

  • It's awkward knowing whose voice the animals are...

  • snakes ftw ahahahahahahaha

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  • my asshole smell like a chocolate cake.......

  • i DIED LAUGHING when i saw the snakes.

  • @WeTheFive well how did you post the comment?

  • @WeTheFive R.I.P

  • "This can't be right" xD

  • this was one of my favorites!

  • mistery solved! my asshole smells like an asshole XD

  • @lochidoconjc stop copying the lines we just heard, if we were deaf we wouldnt watch this u dumass

  • @graablarbl u mad bro?

  • @graablarbl stop crying.

  • @iAREanthonyyy seriously? im not crying u moron

  • thats not a repretuctive thing

  • is the voice actor for the right jellyfish is a voice actor of eggman in Sonic For Hire ?

  • i liked for the jellyfish.

  • Snake and jellyfish = best

  • Snakes FTW!!!!

  • Lol!! Loved the snake and jellyfish :)

  • Best part... Jelly fish

  • mystery solved my asshole smells like an asshole

  • poor harold, look at his face, SAD FACE :(

  • Mistery Solved! my asshole smells like an asshole xD

  • is the bee in sonic for hire?

  • NO I DON'T NEED A NEW JAGUAR.

  • Those dogs have a preety nice house xD

  • Mystery Solved. My asshole smells like an asshole. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Pie

    

  • This, uh.....this can't be right...

  • ah alli schwiizer, ich han gern herti dicks im arsch

  • und ich fick eu alli z'tod <3

  • hei people!

    ihr sind eifach die geilste :D

  • Mystery solved guy! My asshole smells like an asshole!

  • i thought the jelly fish were gonna freak and yelll omg your a man simoltanesly and one was gonna say round two bitch and then rape the other

  • Mystery solved my asshole smells like asshole!

  • lmao the jellyfish xD

  • thumbs up if the jellyfish seemed like a family guy moment

  • LOL

  • 0:29 he sounds like my american history teacher O.o

  • Whats up!...this cant be right.

  • The Jellyfish was like a Family Guy moment

  • the jellyfish made me howl with laughter

  • lol the one thing frank was fast at the one thing.

  • i want to see more of these :3

  • omg that was funny...but the jellyfish thing was...eh... xD

  • mystery sovled mii asshole smells lyk an asshole!

    

  • Brian told me a dog's asshole smells like cookies... HE LIED?!?

  • Ya this can't be right

    Lawl

  • This isn't right. lol

    XD

  • OMFG the jellyfish!

    XD

  • The snakes had me cracking up! XD

  • This is the one thing you had to be fast at?

    LMAO

  • there are 3 types of people. ones who can count and ones who cant.

  • Did anyone think the jellyfish were funny? Come on, I can't be the only one!

  • @TDIBattler reminds me of something that'd be on family guy...*well when family guy was ACTUALLY FUNNY

  • A cop once pulled over chuck norris, the cop was lucky to leave with only a warning

  • CHUCK NORRIS IS A HUNTER!!!!!!!

  • @johnthenater AND YOU'RE AN ASS TOY FOR CHUCK!!!!

  • @UsurperDunamis whatever but ur my ass toy, so ur the ass toy of an ass toy, YEHHH boy!!!

  • LOOOOOL

  • 0:26

    -This uhh Cant be Right (funny part number 1)

    1:06

    -Mystery solved my asshole smells like a asshole

    XD

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  • the bird and the bees(:

  • My asshole... Smells like an asshole...

  • This cant be right...

  • 0:01

  • Seriously how do snakes and jelly fish repopulate?

  • 5 out of 4 people have serious problems with fractions

  • @SpencerBoechlerTV HAHA. Oh irony.

  • @SpencerBoechlerTV YOU ARE!!!! correct >.>

    

  • @SpencerBoechlerTV that's right 1whole and 1 over 4 people have problems with fractions.

  • @SpencerBoechlerTV Oh fun, yet another comment that had nothing to do with the video.

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  • @marksmanlane Dude, people havent been doing Beiber jokes for about 6 months now.

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  • @marksmanlane LMAO, you do realize gay people get laid, right? And its ALWAYS Anal? Idiot.

  • @marksmanlane umad bro?

  • @AwesomenessItself87 wow grow up I can already tell your a self-indulged douche who's only way of feeling better about is own catastrophic life is by starting useless debates on youtube. You got a long road before your balls drop and you stop acting like a moronic marmoset to answer your question no i'm not mad I just love to make people who don't understand anything basic let me mind rape you my friend u mad means nothing all it proves is you can't think of a witty response just like cursing

  • @marksmanlane How is saying "umad bro?" starting "useless debates on YouTube"? And just so you know, I live a very happy life. Oh, and you need to start using punctuation so you don't have a run-on sentance that looks retarded. Have a nice day, sir/ma'am/thing.

  • @AwesomenessItself87 Well one you're trying to instruct me look at all your comments their plenty of damn errors you have used words of which their definitions would not work , and not to mention the entire debate here over if I am mad and if your nothing but a illiterate homosexual p.s misspelled sentence dumb-ass in your reply

  • @marksmanlane Once again, run-on sentence. Oh, and I know I don't have any spelling errors because 1. I know how to spell and 2. Just in case I do mess up, Google Chrome tells me it's wrong. Once again, have a nice day sir/ma'am/thing. Oh and, yea, umad.

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  • @marksmanlane Run-on sentence. And cursing every 5 words makes you look really stupid.

  • @AwesomenessItself87 ah you cursed more than me also your moronic ass can only say Run-on sentence proving your foolishness at making a reply. Oh and in your reply FFFFFUUUUUUUU just ruins your statement overall proving your a moronic fool who is a hypocrite and can just take a time out. K little boy don't rage now that you've been outsmarted by me,but overall every point you tried to make have failed. Now go to school and get a proper education then when your smart enough comeback and try again

  • @marksmanlane I never cursed once in all of my replies to you. Saying FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU- is not cursing. I know you are mad because if you weren't mad you wouldn't write comments that are as long as possible. Once again, have a nice day sir/ma'am/thing.

  • @AwesomenessItself87 No I have to right long comments to make sure foolish people understand my points and if I was mad I would being cursing to the extreme now F.U is meant to be short for Fuck You much like lol is short for laugh out loud your just irrational now p.s I like to p.s p.s.s if you weren't mad you wouldn't have wrote to my first comment which you had nothing to do with so any act of which the goal is meant to cause me to feel stupid is worthless ,but I no longer care so bite me kid

  • @marksmanlane p.s.s.s since I'm completely sure your just at a loss of words ,or have no previous knowledge of the given topic please sir,Ma'am,or fag just shut up and drop p.s.s.s.s I'm a sir you foolish twit

  • @marksmanlane Are you really so stupid that you don't know what FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- is? Look it up. It doesn't mean F U. Ok, now I'm done with this conversation.

  • @AwesomenessItself87 oh so what does it mean I would love to hear your foolish lies. p.s This is making me laugh try to make yourself look even stupider

  • @marksmanlane It doesn't mean "fuck you" that's for sure. Internet memes. Look them up.

  • @SoLameItsFunny Oh another moron,why don't you tell me what means then some random person who my conversation had nothing to do with and can go suck my balls

  • @SoLameItsFunny Don't bother. He's just an asinine douchebag.

  • @marksmanlane Oh and I'm now done with this conversation. Bye bye.

  • @AwesomenessItself87 p.s you still never checked your misspelled sentence and i mean the word sentence you put a 'A' were an 'E' should be notice "run-on sentance that looks retarded" you some how made yourself look even stupider

  • @marksmanlane FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • some one can make a gif of the snake ?

  • Hahahahaha! Loved the snake part.

  • Thumbs up if you can relate to the jellyfish

  • 😂😂😂😂💗😂😂😂😂 yea my ass hole smells like an ass hole aaaggghhh that's just funny man 😂😂😂😂😂💗😂😂😂😂😂

  • Is that the only position you know? Lol

  • do the college humor guys write family guy or is it the other way around?

  • Snakes lmao

  • Naw, this...this can't be right.

  • thanks for top comments thanks for spoiler

  • Mystery solved, my asshole smells like an asshole!

  • YAY! 4,100th comment!

  • I love the dogs and the snakes. This uh, this can't be right.

  • lol

    

  • turtles... LOL

  • this uhhhhh...this cant be right

  • lol

  • "No Mystery, My Ass Hole smells like an Ass Hole"

  • @KelsoKicksButt2 Mystery solved