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  • well...shit happens

  • If murdoc is turning gay 2D better stay away from murdoc!XD

  • MURDOC WHAT EVER U DO DONT DROP THE SOAP!!!!

  • random guy with rubber gloves + murdocs,"...oh shit." face + their in prison= suprise butt sex.But dont worry, murdoc might be able to protect himself,but just dont drop the soap.

  • If Murdoc can drive, than he can get outta this.

  • @Dearhunter43 But he can't drive! If he knew how to drive, I don't thing 2-D would have two gaping wholes in his head where his eyes should be.

  • @nintega2000 19-2000 is proof that Murdoc has defencive driving skills

  • @nintega2000 Mudz can drive alright, it's just that he's a dangerous driver and likes to go all extreme and that, but he could drive normally if he wanted to. He's just dangerous. God, imagine what he'd be like after a couple drinks, haha!

  • Murdoc is supposed to be one of the sons of the devil LOL .

  • @michaelforthriller

    lol seriously?

  • @michaelforthriller No he's not... his dad is called Sebastian..

  • this is murdoc niccols, demon bass player of gorillaz, Mrrow. LOL

  • >.o...

  • 2,,4 repeat  demon ass :( I have no life lol

  • what did he do to get in jail?

  • @rougelover619

    making too awesome music

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  • @rougelover619 Used dud checks to pay the girls at a place called "The Chicken Choker" I am guessing its some kind of strip club type place..

  • @rougelover619 It's MURDOC. Do we really want to know?

  • ow

  • Oh common, we all know he liked it XD

  • his voice sounds like Jack Sparrow's voice.

  • @lemonfreak92 Jack Sparrow's voice sounds like Murdoc.

  • @lemonfreak92 Murdoc is older so Jack Sparrow's voice sounds like Murdocs ;)

  • @lemonfreak92 That's funny because both Johnny Depp and Phil Cornwell based their respective voices on Keith Richards.

  • oh shit

  • murdoc rulez like if you agree

  • murdoc rulez

    

  • This video is funny but all you guys' comments are way funnier..xD I am having a good laugh reading all of em!

  • Press 9 for "Oh shit" face.

  • press 3 six times then press 4

    "its coming up... its coming up... its coming up.. its coming up..., its coming up... its coming up... its- ASS GORILLAZ!"

  • OMG! Murdoc's face is priceless XD

  • press 4 for murdoc to say ass gorillaz

  • Hope Murdoc Doen't get double Checked O_o

  • ok at the end that creeped me the hell out....... poor murdoc.......... rape

  • if im thinking right then i should say : eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

  • presse 4 and 6 for

    "Ass Gorilla get out of here".

  • Raaaaape.

    Poor Murdoc. X(

  • @Esupikus YUMMY :D

  • I don't get it... someone who can explain?? /:

  • @TheMangubb crevace search they check your ass for crack ect ect = poor murdoc

  • @TheMangubb dont ask

  • hold down 3

  • that last part was o_o weird

  • @Makazuke Bunch 'o people have already replied to this comment I'm sure but.... Indeed-y we are. And writing awkward-yet-heavily-sextastic fanfics about it. MmmMMmmm yes.

    Sometimes I wonder how people could ever manage before the internet.

  • @Makazuke LOL of course we are!

  • @Makazuke WE ARE>_>

  • OMG MURDOCS GONNA HAVE A LITTLE YAOI ACTION .....2D WILL LOVE IT !!! >:3 NAUGHTY LITTLE PERVERT

  • @Makazuke Oh, we are...

  • @Makazuke We are xDDD

  • Murdoc.. Hang on to the bars, bite yer lip and think of 2D.

  • @lightheartedVIII Aw, dude that made my day!!

  • @snaplope

    Im glad~ o7

  • *tsk tsk tsk* Murdoc Murdoc.Murdoc. Better think of a happy place, love.

  • @Makazuke oh, we are. Believe it. 

  • lol press play then keep pressing 3 it shows Murdoc humping the bars LOL

  • @Makazuke oh so its gay guys being all gay 4 eachother it japan comics its called manga right?

  • @huntsman400 gay manga are called yaoi but manga just means "funny pictures" and actually any kind of comic.

  • @cinderellacorpse thanks 4 replying 2 an old comment i kinda figured out what it was

  • @huntsman400 well, I'm very sorry i didn't look at how old that comment is...=_=

    however. next time you should try to figure out things before talking about them :>

  • @Makazuke oh so its gay guys being all gay 4 eachother it japan comics its called manga right?

  • @huntsman400 no manga is a japanese version of a comic.

  • @Makazuke i know this comment is like 6months old but whats yaoi mean?

  • Does Anyone Answering Mazazuke's Question As "Yes I Am" Even Know What Yaoi Is?? :o

  • @Makazuke ^3^ of course i am! hurrr

  • @Makazuke Lol I know I am, but this is just plain creepy XD

  • @Makazuke they are XD

  • surprise buttsecks!

  • What were they going to do to Murdoc?

  • Poor...Poor...Murdoc. xD

  • For now... do NEVER drop the soap.

  • i knew it

    i knew it !!!

    one day hes gonna be in jail

    i knewwww it !!!

  • @xXxAnnaxXxish Yeah, and according to the biography, it's because he tried to pay ladies at a Mexican brothel with a check. I died when I read that, he totally pulled a Jerry Springer.

  • @Makazuke Sure thing! X3

  • @Makazuke u better believe it!!!

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  • OMG. O.o

  • careful in the showers!!

  • "murdoc....I'm coming to get YOU!!"

    -rambo-

  • I find it hard to believe that some people don't get this O____O poor Murdoc...xD

  • press 5 repeatedly to have murdoc blow you a kiss

  • @melancholyisland lol i like to push 3 repeatedly more

  • @Jerry96587

    nice

  • 0_o

  • I love the way he said "Videoooooow" xD

  • @something568

    Yeah I think you're just a bitch

  • @WalkingCorn I just put that cuz i was scared. Lol XD

  • Quick Murdoc!!! GRAB THE PENICILIN OR IT'S GUNNA BE WORSE THAN U CAN IMAGINE!!! XD

  • @THEKRIMZONFIGHTER

    experience?

  • Ha ha that was hillarious poor murdoc ha ha

  • we need rwj

  • LOL poor murdoc

  • Exellent

    

  • he is in a prison in mexico

  • @crashfan43 what the is doing in mexico?!?

  • @PattiLuvzKidd i think he treated 2 whores in tijuana or something else

  • @crashfan43 He went to Mexico after he left L.A. in phase two and he was caught giving bad checks to a Mexican brothel. Look up "Gorillaz Interview: We Are the Dury". He tells about it in there. 

  • and theres that crow in the back round i dont get it why does it follow murdoc?

  • @ps2fan4 thats his crow cortez

  • i feel sry for the glove alright lol

  • What will they do to him at the end? I dont get it

  • I love how Muds says "Hiiiiiiiiiiiii"

  • Still one of the best idents. Nd wow those two mexicans with Murdoc are close frienda to murdoc. I read that one of them plays guitar for white light instead of noodle. Cool rift. Nd murdoc's laugh is funny.

  • suprise buttsex!

  • Murdoc is Zexy!!

  • @MegaShakshuka OMG REALLY ... REALLY?!?!?!

  • @kitwithcatears

    i have off beat taste, and he's cool as hell

  • Can someone tell me what he said? I'm italian ^^

  • o_O run Murdoc

  • o lord

  • Muahaha. This is uhm... scary, but i think it´s pretty awesome too.

    ._.

  • what happened to murdocs eyes was he born like that i want to know really bad i think 2D and murdoc are the cutest thing but murdoc has the weirdest laugh!

  • murdoc is just amazing!!!!

  • O.o

  • omg i luv murdoc hes kool :)

  • not for a long time my friend. ahhahhahhahahah

  • =))))) poor murdoc

  • Uh..What did the guy mean with his gloves and stuff? I dont get it

  • @Rampardo5 hes gonna insert his finger up to his green ass

  • @Rampardo5 How old are you?

  • @Rampardo5 i think the guy is gonna stick his finger up murdocs asshole ather

    than that idk

  • I love murdoc! :)

  • i didnt know he a deamon

  • Brilliant XDD

  • @Makazuke I'm sure they are....

  • @Makazuke

    THERE'S ONE ROGHT HERE :D

  • (time foe my sarcastic catchphrase) THATS just lovely :/

  • hahahahahahaha :)

  • Thought he was supposed to be a clayhead? Thats not a Stoke accent :p

    May'aps ah shud apply ta be 'is new voice act'r? :D

  • uummmmm........ good luck with that murdoc.....

  • lol! poor murdoc he cant preserve his ass safe

  • @Makazuke Oh trust me, we are. xD

  • o.o >_< poor poor murdoc

  • jajajaja XD

  • 0:17 omg poor Murdoc!

  • LOL poor murdoc...

  • at the end...AHHHHHH

  • Hm..looks like hes in a jail in Mexico or South Texas..I should know haha

  • For once out of my entire life...I feel sorry for git/nob/bloke!!! Thiz makez up for all the timez he'z done something wrong to 2d! I juzt wizh hiz moment of payback didn't have to go down like thiz....

  • murdoc is gonna need to get out. FAST!

  • 0:11 Oh My God!!

  • XD lol...poor muds....

  • um the jail guy either wants to poke murdoc's dick alot or wants to give him a very weird physical

  • oh dear poor murdoc :O

  • Poor Murdoc :(

  • @jesscookie1  I totally agree... like he shouldn't be, but somehow he is... :|

  • oh... god poor muds.... xD

  • why do people find him attractive. cool but attractive? he's got gnarly-barnacle-like teeth.

  • @10menonachest I think he is hot but it is all about the way he is.Not how he looks.

  • @lilnip67 so if a dude had crabs, the clap, and never told women he had that, he'd be attractive as opposed to a guy with obsessive compulsive disorder and kept egg noodles in his pockets to wash his hands when others talked to him due to his disorder?

  • @10menonachest LOL .:}} Well, you just said it. The first guys serious problems were never visible. and the other guys was. Although. OCD is a bitch! But He is not real. And if he was ,he would be like a brother . I have a bro just like him. He is sick, better looking than murdock.I (am being nice) He might see this. lol. All the girls love him. SERIOUSLYl!! (Puking) Please excuse my spelling. :}}

  • @lilnip67 only a jerk would carry v.d. like that and not inform people who need to know. it helps my argument that ladies love assholes. and in yer case, gingivitus.

  • @10menonachest Ouch! That isn't true. If it was you would be getting hit up on right now. ^-^.lol

  • @lilnip67 gnahh. yu'd yell at me for for flossing gunk at you while yer flirting with a yokeling brit.

  • @10menonachest i murdoc is attractive cause he has this serious attitude and is just so hot and that "i dont care about anything" face its just too hoooooot but 2d is cutter and nicer and hotter not more inteligent and the fact that sometimes hes a idiot makes him cute cute cute guy

  • @musicfan9770 so obviously since they're attractive for opposite reasons. hint: phermones.

  • @musicfan9770 I completely agree :)

  • Is it just me but murdoc looks a lot like Daniel Cloud Campos ... The break dancer ?!!

  • Is it me, or is Murdoc SEXY AS HELL?? Plus he's sooo much like Pink Floyd's Roger Waters!

  • I think Murdoc is hot. Even with all those messed up features, I have no idea how.

  • I love Murdoc (Not that way) He's so cool!

  • @gamagu4ever  do u know what a colonoscopy is : P

  • Murdoc: Hey listen, when do I get out of here?

    Medic: *pulls glove* Prepare for your examination, heheheh *lets go*

    (lol sorry I just had that in mind. [/TF2 reference])

  • he looked confused and scared at the end it was funny someone get the bail money ready

  • DO.NOT.DROP.THE.SOAP!! D:

  • @Echan312 Knowing Murdoc, the dude might like it if he did.

  • @SonyaKano perhaps if it was a hot chic (or 2D) but I don't think he would appreciate pervert mexican-warden-finger in his butt ;;

  • What does the hand sighn at the end mean?

  • @gamagu4ever

    It means 'Brace yourself'....

  • LOLZ I put "ho" meant to put "the one who made start to play bass." But my crappy com sucks. A keyboard is messed up. I need a new computer.

  • Murdoc is AWESOME!!! He is the ho made start to play bass and can play 2 sooy the Gorillaz. Id for him....crazy jail people.

  • Can anybody say cavity check? D": poor Murdoc.

  • I feel kinda bad for him. Then again. It is Murdoc. He can handle it. Right?

    ...

    Someone get some bail money ready. He's also gonna need some neosporin and bandages.