DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
i used one of those and my face was in front of the toilet hole (this was my first time using one) then i pressed a button and toilet water went directly on my face i swallowed sum water and stopped it dried my face wid a towel i was like holy shit my mom wud lov dis toilet wen she has an orgasm!! lol im jk
If I had one of those, I would never get off that thing. It would be my "throne" for sure. My legs would deteriorate from not walking anymore as I would put it on wheels.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
crazymonkey1125 5 months ago
@crazymonkey1125 fag
SasukesSexKitten 4 months ago
i would get frustrated and take a crap on the floor FULLSTOP
skullkidfromhell 10 months ago
uhhhhhhhh did anyone else notice the giant bubble on the other toilet??? wthhh
testwhite 11 months ago
"how can you have a toilet that cleans your ass and warms it" ha ha ha
thesofinho 1 year ago
is there a surprise buttsex button too?
appleintosh 1 year ago 3
note to self: when visiting Japan, BRING YOUR OWN TOILET!
TribalKing917 1 year ago
@TribalKing917 why it'S surprisingly useful... and most ppl that aren'T drastically poor has that toilet in their house you know...
5059228funk 11 months ago
@5059228funk Getting water squirted up ur bung hole, is just like shoving a dick up the ass!!! DX eegghh!!!! }X
TribalKing917 11 months ago
@TribalKing917 i think you're a little confused
cumacumachameleon 10 months ago
@cumacumachameleon And ur too fucking oblivious to any comments people say...FUCK OFF!
TribalKing917 10 months ago
@TribalKing917 LOL ok
cumacumachameleon 10 months ago
No No No No No. Don't Touch The Seat....
GingerHottie123 1 year ago
@GingerHottie123 its at a store no one uses it that'S why there'S a screen in the toilet seat duhhh
5059228funk 11 months ago
im going next year... im bringing my toilet with me...
xxDanXRunoxx 1 year ago
Thank you, Japan, really, but I don't need that much technology to take a shit.
Delocated 1 year ago 4
wow this thing probably has more commands than my car seat (O.O)!
contractki11er 1 year ago
PALACE FOR CRAP
Galirouslan 1 year ago
When toilets cost as much as cars...
super58173 1 year ago
Those things are more comfortable than the average school chair.
maskedgunman 1 year ago 5
Heated toilet sits. Nice.
Elouaii 1 year ago
is there any usb port on that thing ? :))
crazy
hevele 2 years ago 2
yay sleep on the toilte
rice0boy0 2 years ago 3
i seen that here in washington state
tjnesryan 2 years ago
all you need now is a ipod controll internet and a tv screen and you never have to get up again
arabrockerman 2 years ago 36
Oh no how horrible lol.
roxasroks 2 years ago
don't forget the drink holders!~ =]
gartini 2 years ago 3
@arabrockerman make it a recliner with all the gadgets on then youll be set lol
speedy4569 1 year ago
@arabrockerman oh and you forgot a mini fridge
1stmeandyou 1 year ago
You came from freezing outside, u also wanna take shit.
You sit down on the Japanese toilet
Nothing else can go closest to the heaven!!
TopGearYamato 2 years ago 4
WTFH. on the second one that massive .. thing .. sticking up?
WeakSignaI 2 years ago 4
I was thinking that to.. :S
randomerrr 2 years ago
dude, now i dont have to leave the bathroom :D
animes8888 2 years ago
That is like sitting in those command chairs in Star Trek and you become Captain Picard and say, "Make it so #1".
dynamicwolf 2 years ago 2
i wonder if the back part massages your back XD
rowell2 3 years ago
LMFAO "Having your own toilet that WARMS YOUR ARSE and CLEANS IT!"
jamends1220 3 years ago 29
Ive got one!! relly!
BlueBoxProductions 3 years ago
i used one of those and my face was in front of the toilet hole (this was my first time using one) then i pressed a button and toilet water went directly on my face i swallowed sum water and stopped it dried my face wid a towel i was like holy shit my mom wud lov dis toilet wen she has an orgasm!! lol im jk
MangaAdic 3 years ago
the future of toilets, lol. We should have these.
Star13570 3 years ago
When I went to Japan, I used a heated toilet seat that automatically turned on in the cold.
Before I realized that. I was assuming that the warmth was residual ass warmth from other people.... YUCK
ZZZushi 3 years ago 5
If I had one of those, I would never get off that thing. It would be my "throne" for sure. My legs would deteriorate from not walking anymore as I would put it on wheels.
Orchid899 3 years ago
ive been on them:P:P:P:P:P:p
aaronroolz123 3 years ago
me 2!
cocacola3335 4 years ago
i'm hoping the glass is removable...
the1337the1337 4 years ago 7
:D :D:D:D:D:D
pr0poika 4 years ago
Me 2
aceboy44 4 years ago
I WANT ONE!
CafieCafeh 5 years ago
ME TOO!!!
yoshiroks777 3 years ago