Advice That MIGHT Not Ruin Your Life: Ep 7

[nbmnkjlrwewds]

Where you will be able to meet any sexy Asian bride you want *lushfmlk.info*

[mittROMNEY666]

excellent advice as usual mark

[psiturbo]

MAjor syndrome of camera effects. Typical boonies who just got their hands on a some video editing. I tried to watch some of it, pure bull shyt, dont be such a fag, your girlfriend has you by the balls.

[bipolarscizo]

I am LMAO although the security guard harldy semes worth it. Why not scream rape before anything happens and get him fired? However your marital advice was spot on, got to lay down who's alpha, even if the male isnt your husband.

I have the sudden urge to run to pregnant women and scream at their wombs.

[TheGerManMarC]

looks like someone has no life

[manatarms79]

I love Anton Mink, I was surprised to find their music on your video. I got their C.D.

[grogan123]

oH!, amazing episode and advice

[CDrumaholic]

Do you have diabetes from the marmalade?

[dscchannel2]

kick ass dont stop making vids dude

[mishaval]

"you suck at life stop trying"

Mean!

lol

[mysteryboy45]

Hi I'm trying to get a girl to go to the movies with me but her boyfriend is now about to beat me up I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!

[battlescar45]

lamo i just find it incredible that so many ppl hate u

[crippleslovedeath]

dude...your like... a MILLION times better than borat or Ali G...GET IN THERE MAN!

[jddeitz2000]

You believe in angels AND chain letters? WOW dude your a tool..

[MIKEBCLAUSEN]

haha you fell for it muhahaaha i love to trick people. ah no relly jsut tryed it for fun i was bored to hell

[starskiflower]

i cant see your reply. youtube sucks.

[Davedude111]

agreed

[starskiflower]

wow, does that mean everyone is an angel?

[MIKEBCLAUSEN]

yup

[livinginthehat]

shave off that homo goatee and put some wax in that hair you scruffy cunt

[asianxkorean]

I have a questionmy friend being a bitch so wat do i do???

[RoughThief]

"You suck it life, stop trying" so damn true!

[holyshitfromouterspa]

I want to be a superevil master mind like doc. EVIL and rule the world, but Iam too nice too poor and too goodytoshoes to do it, But I really want to NOT kill my nemesis every time he destroys one of my dooms day devices. :P

[Viralpinpoint]

Damn online chain mails i hope you do die in 2 days for being retarded

[pkobserver]

i am seeing the videos backwards..you rock!

[z00yorker]

keep going with this stuff, I find you pretty funny, nice job.

[seoulspirit]

-yeh...by michael jackson...

-and ull die in 2 days only because ull **** michael jackson after kissing him

KASE KLOSED MUTHA ****A!!!!

[Naures]

racist!!!! first the animals then the Black girl

[wowfreaker]

man how can i ditch my girlfrend i dont like her anymore i want sumthin else sumthin news :p

[citygus]

I have a question,

 I have always wonered, do you have anger management promblems?

[ljbxx]

is this american comedy???

[Asianboysiam]

nah it's his comedy

[Joe2956711]

dude, never stop making videos, you are so funny. lol

[boomkid123]

sq1690 u are a hater

[mercury4000]

I really do love this one dude. Course fingers! oh man...

[CeccPly]

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

[Gogoopoo]

ok listen up! all you morons that make up those stupid notes that say you will die in the nexy three days if you read this. I mean its retarded! don't you dumbasses have lifes! stop crapping up the internet with your little gay notes

[brikonsejo]

kapullo & Frikazo

[Kaf95]

i think you should make a t.v. show.a mythbusters/ask judy type thing,advertize and get people to go to yuoube and post enough comments to make a show,i think it will be a big hit

[Gogoopoo]

get a life you homo!

[Gogoopoo]

that doesn't work you retard!

[Kaf95]

yes it does!it makes them go away doesnt it?lol i never said the specifics but it does make them go away

[sg1690]

loser

[Kaf95]

who,me?it does make them go away dont it?lol.i mean if u realy wanted them to go away thats wut u wuld do!!

[sg1690]

no... it doesnt! wat r u talking about?? how does it make them go away then? u tell us genious

[Kaf95]

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

[shaggylord7]

this is the best episode lol

[zoidsfan1234]

the last question was SO FUCKING FUNNY, ROTFLOL

[justbored78]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

[TIAAVENDEALANTIN]

LMAO@ Alpha Dominance! HA! Good stuff Dude!

[BON51]

I would just like to announce to one and all that today is my 14th day without cigarettes. Which might explain my question to Visiblemode!!

[BON51]

My question is Why? Why not? Why nothing? Why everything? Why love? Why hate? Why peace? Why war? Why, damn it, Why?

[Bloopco]

frucking emo

[gotricecuzz]

haha another funny episode.

i have a question:

I been skipping class so much due to games and girls that I'm getting dismiss from University of California Irvine and now I have to "appeal" to the University to prove that I shouldn't get kick out. What should I do?

p.s. : you look like my cousin fiance, haha

[gotricecuzz]

haha another funny video.

i have a question:

I been skipping class so much due to games and girls that I'm getting dismiss from University of California Irvine and now I have to "appeal" to the University to prove that I shouldn't get kick out. What should I do?

[TJWSG]

your advise got me killed i'm dead right now yep thanks alot

[tonygem]

i think i like this girl. should i offer her carrots or what?

[Chilldogg]

Do you recommend drinking a hybrid fruit/veggie beverage if you hate eating fruit and veggies on their own?

[etoven]

Hay man whats up, I thought I try my question again...

How do you keep your drunken room mate away from your $4200 web server.

[10Simz]

should i stop going to school

[TheAbsurdTruth]

Should I get rid of my lampshade?

[Byla]

Thanks very much for saying you'd do my question in the film, much appreciated as your videos rock!!!

[justacurious]

you are just fantastic. wise beyond your years.

[robbylovesanime]

for some reason I can't eat my straw hat ive been nawing at it for days any advise on eating straw lazydork XD?

[dmk1979]

'You're annoying. Leave me alone.' hahaha! excellent video. excellent, excellent. Did you ask her to say that? sigh. too funny. And your video has a smooth flow to it. All of your videos have a sharp look to them. Good job. I'd put an exclamation mark but they're lame.

[LyleSteele]

Great vid as usual!

[embutterfly71]

that horse looks guilty

[visiblemode]

He was...his breath *reeked* of carrots.

[MelunaMoonDancer]

your advice rocks!

[visiblemode]

Thanks MelunaMoonDancer. Anytime! ;D

[Dickens123]

All I have to do is look at you & I laugh! Looks like you are having some weather up there! We still have ssun & 60 degrees! So there! Your advice , as usual, will lead to total disintegration of the entire human race! Now all you need to do is focus in on just the haters! 5 starz to a superstar!

[visiblemode]

Aw thanks Dickes123..I'm moved that the site of me makes you laugh. LOL

[visiblemode]

As for my advice leading to the destruction of the entire human race...I really doubt that. There are still some cultures that have never even heard of YouTube. They'll be fine. Unless a world leader watches...then there might be some sort of nuclear consequence of some kind. LOL I'll have to keep that in check.

[Dickens123]

Oh, oh, you had to have time to conjure up a reply to my sage and witty comment! You are losing it!

[mika7]

Bahahahahahaha. "Sir, What are you hiding?!" Loved it

[visiblemode]

I still need to hone my skills at this investigative journalism thing though...because I never found out what he was hiding! LOL

[thebigpicture3]

You slay me.  :b

[visiblemode]

=D thebigpicture3, how's your sister's attic/ghost?

[thebigpicture3]

We're rebuilding the attic. The ghost is helping.

[BON51]

Names Casper perhaps?

[Machination1]

Hey, we got what you meant about the taking pictures.

You didn't have to actually show a hand going down your pants.

Damn you!

[visiblemode]

LOL well if it brings you any comfort it was my own hand going down my pants....oh, yeah..of course that doesn't bring you comfort. Hrm.

[embutterfly71]

poor skater kids always get a bad rap....they certainly leave their

mark/c on the people that they meet....why in the late 80's I knew a skater kids who's image is burned perpetually in my mind...

[visiblemode]

Giant skater kids perhaps embutterfly71?

[embutterfly71]

absolutely...giant with big hair

[visiblemode]

Giant mushroom-like hair?

[embutterfly71]

OMG How did you know...I guess that mind reading is just one of your many talents!

[BON51]

Just wanted to add that you, as the skater kid, snapping the pictures was hilarious!

[PandyPandy]

could you possibly send me your autograph to my house?

cuz, you're probably gonna be some director one day, genious...

[BON51]

I could ask the same of you Pandy:)

[PandyPandy]

:]

wow, thanks man, god, you make me feel like a badass rock-guy, yeah, thanks man

[BON51]

You are a bad ass rock guy!:)

[visiblemode]

Hehe thanks PandyPandy! =D You rock.

[PandyPandy]

:] yeah man, just keep the videos comin, and soon ill have a question for, ill make it in a video response

[Sh4zor]

Holy sh!t that's funny... "turns out I'm an idiot... Is that gonna be a problem?"

[AVDJ]

Very funny stuff, as always, but even funnier this time. You must thrive in the cold of the Winter.

[lilmisspiss]

dooder, my face hurts from laughing so hard.

seriously...great work, again :D

[visiblemode]

Hah, the 'good kind' of facial pain. =D

[itzadreamer]

lol I can't believe that girl told you off. lol loved the bit with the horse and bird lol you crack me up!

[visiblemode]

Glad you liked it itzadreamer. She was a nice girl though we were just kidding around.

[evilturtlefromhell]

All that screaming at who I'm presuming is Gigi..JUST! for the good of your show and my entertainment experience (which went well by the way)

Visiblemode I must say...YOU'RE A BIG FRIKIN JERK!

There I said it.

[mercury4000]

Ha ha! Thanks evilturtlefromhell! =)

[visiblemode]

Is this my comeupance for the rap? LOL

[evilturtlefromhell]

No lol my reply rap is your comeupance... but wait i dont know what comeupance means...-looks at dictionary.com-

comeupance

noun

an outcome (good or bad) that is well deserved [syn: deserts]

Yes! The reply rap is definitely the comeupance!

[DeXimE]

lol, that was good man *insert ultra nice comment here*

[IamTDF]

you chasing the penguin was great. That girl was a little harsh.

[visiblemode]

Oh, we were just joking around IamTDF. =D

[Broshmosh]

You look like my brother!

[scream0]

haha, great episode! They keep getting better and better.

[morbidangel]

Hi hun! this video rocks!!! ^__^b

[visiblemode]

Hi morbidangel, thanks =D *hugs*

[mercury4000]

jam tastes better if you eat it out of the jar

[ILoveBlythes]

Hugs back!!!

I love when you were trying to talk to the animals. You should try interviewing a cat. I tried before... and she didn't like it. LOL TOO FUNNY!

[visiblemode]

hehe, yep I should try a cat!

[thewinekone]

This was fannnnnnnnntastic! Only us Canadians understand that commercial reference.

[visiblemode]

Yes tony, we canadians have private rituals that not even people from Alaska have yet fully understood. Not all of them involving freezing our butts off.

[visiblemode]

oh and I once nearly made a marc messier/lays chips reference in a vid, but it didn't make the final cut, how's that for canadian?

[TinkerbellKat]

wow the 2nd question advice was hilarious and the 3rd was really clever!!!

[visiblemode]

Thanks TinkerbellKat hehe, glad you liked it. =D That advice works...security guards will no longer keep the skater kids down! LOL

[honeybeebuzbee]

Absolutely enjoyable!

Here's a question: I rent movies to customers and they're always "blah, blah" on the phone and I'm required to ask certain questions and tell them specific info when they're checking out; what's the best way to deal with customers who just can't put the phone down?

[visiblemode]

ohhh very good question honeybeebuzbee!!

[honeybeebuzbee]

The next display of your all knowing(ness) shall be awaited with great anticipation. Seriously, thanks Marc for your humor, time and quick responses. Have a good one Hon!...honeybeebuzbee

[visiblemode]

=D

[kimberleigh]

hahahaha! I love the sexy junk grabbing scenes.

[visiblemode]

All vids should have at least a few junk grabbing scenes, I think.

[SuperSecretSanta]

back off ya little cyber-hoochie... I'm stalkin him til the 25th or so, then you can have 'em back :P

[WhiskerOnTheWorld]

You're awesome man, this is very funny :-D

[visiblemode]

Thanks WhiskerOnTheWorld! Glad you liked it. Your nick makes me think of a giant razor blade in space swooping over the earth.

[Rockstarsean]

Hey Visiblemode, How can i be as cool as you?

[SuperSecretSanta]

no you can't. that's ridiculously impossible. he's the coolest... ever

[SuperSecretSanta]

"turns out I'm an idiot" hahahaha!

[visiblemode]

LOL SuperSecretSanta...true story. *ahem* So I trust that lurking in the shadows is going rather well?

[SuperSecretSanta]

it's going great, fortunately your videos are hilarious so the stalking is quite enjoyable =)

[visiblemode]

My secret santa is so kind. The kindest even...more kindly than the kindest kind that ever was...Ok is this making my present better at all? =P

[TheJarhead]

you've ruined my life!

[visiblemode]

Hahahah TheJarhead! It's funny because it's clearly impossible! Advice this sound just can't go wrong! LOL

[mercury4000]

LOL! I like your old man noise the best! haha Blueberry pies 2 for a dollar! LOL! You were right though. That mic is bitchin! I am in love.... WITH THIS VIDEO! ;)

[visiblemode]

Blueberry pies have never been more affordable.

[BON51]

Iloved the talking to the animals, So funny! Great video!

[MrsCop]

LMAO I can't decide which part was the funniest, sooo I'm gonna say the entire thing was hilarious! I love the blooper thing at the end :D

[Surrwin]

excuse me while i go cry myself to sleep now... wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa....

[LordSardonic]

LOVE IT

[visiblemode]

Thanks brother! =D

[OrielFilms]

hahahahaha "if you have kids make sure you break their spirit" your soo demented in your videos and thats why i love you man, MUAHAHAHAHAHHAH :)

keith

[visiblemode]

Hah! Thanks Keith!

[bravoss]

So funny the horse pointing his ears towards you.

[visiblemode]

I liked that too bravoss, that horse was cute. Up close he had a look on his face like "hmmmm is this going to involve me getting an apple of some kind?" Damn, now that I think about I wish I'd given it one.

[TaraRayne]

Hey Visiblemode! I took your advice and woke my husband up right away and demanded that he watch this! Now he's talking about lawyers and restraining orders! LMAO Seriously this a great video thanks for answering my question.

[visiblemode]

Glad you liked it TaraRayne...or should I call you Rayne O' Tara? hehe

[TaraRayne]

Hehe Rayne O'Tara :D I like that!

[visiblemode]

Yeah..it's your badass name for when you're 'taking care of business' LOL

[mcse37]

The "man on the street" interviews you did for YourTube news is your best work yet. Reminds me of another YouTube favorite of mine, "TheResident".

[satinpetal]

Marc your poor friend with your screaming. You sounded like an old man security guard. That was hilarious where your trying to talk to animals. I've tried to talk to ducks and swans before. That was neat graffitti. Did you really annoy the black girl with your stupid questions?

[visiblemode]

Hehe, yes, more talking with birds soon. I bet an ostrich would have something interesting to say. I didn't bother her, no, were were just joking around.

[jdavidb]

another great video by visiblemode. Better than blunty3000 :D

[SuperSecretSanta]

you bet your ass he's better than blunty.. he's the bestest... ever

[visiblemode]

Haha SSS..where have you been all these years?

[SuperSecretSanta]

trying to find someone like you to stalk.. finally the search is over.

I am the keymaster

[visiblemode]

Man, I must have the most intense secret santa of all. LOL

[SuperSecretSanta]

yes... yes you do. maybe the most intense secret santa of all time. okay maybe not but I'm intense mofo

[visiblemode]

Oh don't I know it!

[AHOTNOISE]

"you suck at life, stop trying" oh my god that was hilarious. LOL, just LOL.

[Delaypat]

I almost spit hot cider at that screen!! LOL

[visiblemode]

You were drinking hot cider? I should have had you on for the 'internet snacking' question!