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  • The Cheetah has super strength and super speed. With kryptonite laces nail polish, she could for sure take on Superman by surprise. Meanwhile, I've seen Joker take down Superman and he doesn't have super powers.. And Lex finds ways to bring him to his knees all the time. Superman is the strongest of the superheroes, but Cheetah is really the strongest of the 3 supervillains

  • You'll think Superman would have gotten some basic kryptonite or magical shielding by now.

  • LoL Sups come on bro I thought you were just playing, you're gettin your ass handed to you like beeeych lol

  • I bet Kazooie loved that opening scene...

    OPENING scene..Oh, Celestia too. Both have a keyhole penetration fetish...

  • That whole fight was erroneous.

    Erroneous on all accounts.

  • why does she have super strenght? o.0

  • Cheetah can go up against Wonder Woman, and as far as I know Wonder Woman can go up against Superman. Hence that, I believe Cheetah with magical power and kryptonite can easily go up against Superman anytime. Not to mention, the kryptonite is on her nails so the moment she shows up, Superman should automatically become weaker.

  • @BluewingA23 Wonder Woman cant go up against Superman, unless he holds back.

    reason being Wonder Woman cant beat the following ppl.

    Captin Marvel, Lobo, Bizarro, Mongul, Doomsday, Kalibak, or Darkseid

    also she hurt her hands the time she tried to hit Mongul.

    as to the other part yea magic would beat superman. but the small amout of Kryptonite on her nails wouldn't affect superman until she tocuched him. (its just to small of an amount to make a large enough radius)

  • @danrickmotto LOL you make me laugh, first of all she can AT LEAST beat captain Marvel and lobo, and the mongul thing, the story where she hurt her hands in justice league the show was taken directly from a PRE CRISIS comic where wonder woman was wayyy weaker and could be beaten if a man tied up her arms. lol. you point out stuff confidently as evidence yet you don't back up why she can't beat those people. Wonder Woman, for your information, O comic genius, HAS defeated Superman.

  • @wiiwar1 you say WW has defeated Super... but you offer no insight on how.

    and the mongul thing happened in the comic books. (look it up)

    as for the list i gave... read the comics, talk to the writers at comic-con. no one will back you when you say WW could beat Super.

    (WW has more skill... but the power difference is to big for WW to win)

    if you want i can send you a detailed list of who WW cant\can beat and why.

    i have the comics, the DC encyclopedias, emails from the writers. try me!

  • Umm, ok, lets see, he is vulnerable to Magic, that dont mean it instantly makes him a fucking push over -.- he can go INSIDE the sun, move buildings like their cardboard, but he cant bitch slap Cheetah just cause she has a necklace?? I call BS!!

  • I hate that they just used the chick in the suit cheetah. C'mon the half human/half cat version is way cooler

  • You see, even without superpowers, superman is about what, 250 pounds of bone and muscle to slap around. Like, som one could beat the shit out of him for hours and he would still be there...

  • super man the shit, idk y DC always makes him look mad pussy.

  • Hmm. After years of being beaten down by several DC heroes, someone finally decided to cut Cheetah a break. Good for her. 

  • 0:54 "...but you still won't win, so you might as well surrender **OOWWW**"!"

  • Damn, bitches be crazy.

  • Always happy to see Superman getting his ass handed to him. Cheetah just became my favorite baddie

  • @TheCalvinHobbes with dat ass and those hips who would not be her favorite

  • people sure get cocky when they fight superman, don they realise that he can melt their heads off just by looking at them?

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  • Magic Shmagic. Roast her with heat vision!

  • @RyanNusceros That would involve killing her. Big no-no for Supes. Noting she also does have kryptonite near him when she fights, meaning that he must weaken a little when she punches him or even gets near him.

  • @RyanNusceros he doesn't want to kill them, if you think about he could win every battle he is in by just killing them with heat vision.

  • Claim her prize? His penis?

  • The Cheetah is one of my favorite and most under used villains!!

  • As a girl I call shenanigans on the kryptonite laced nail polish. That's BS.

  • man they make superman look like such a pussy in these cartoons

  • Everyone in the world seems to have kryptonite or magic when it comes to fighting superman

  • @ForgottenMemoryLost The creators make him out to be a bitch. Wonder Woman all day

  • @ForgottenMemoryLost They added them without adding kryptonite and magic superman would have been a god character and they didn't want that >.< so they gave him these lane ass weaknesses and now he went from superman to the man who can get beaten by the local magician.

  • @ForgottenMemoryLost Well they sure as hell aren't going to use bullets.

  • Ok, it's one thing to have your Fortress of Solitude in an iceberg, but a giant lock and key? Really?

  • Gotta remember, this is a batman cartoon. Of course they're gonna make Supes look less effective.

  • @Phantom1356 True, it just stinks that to make Batman look so epic they had to make big blue look like a total pushover.

    Man, I wish there had been a Superman: brave and the bold. Just to put the shoe on the other foot...Of course being heavy pre-crisis sliver age we'd see Superman juggling planets. I can only dream.

  • @Phantom1356 and bats is the best

  • whos the pussy now superman lol

  • Superman: Okay...At exactly what point...did I lose control here.

  • Superman hates the Harry Potter movies.

  • superman should really take combat training with Batman, i mean superstrength only works when the other person doesnt have equivalent strength (ie superman vs thugs), the minute they are as strong as you and can actually hurt you? Its no different then two regular guys brawling it out with each other (aside from the potential increase in collateral damage....collapsing buildings, etc)

  • Mmm...I would do that bitch for a couple hundred.

  • What a "cheat"-"ah" :D (I know that some of you were thinking this...(-_-)

  • Looks like Superman has gotten

    *puts on sunglasses*

    pussy whipped

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­H!

  • The only reason Superman eveer gets beaten up like this is because the writers want to create dramatic effect, if a villain can manage to rough up the man of Steel it establishes them as a serious threat. A fully and properly written Superman is unbeatable, even with kryptonite. I mean he used his x-ray vision, speed, and strength to exploit pressure points on another Kryptonian in Superman:  World of New Krypton. That alone is proof that Superman knows martial arts techniques.

  • Talk about being Pussy whipped.

  • "I AM A VILLAIN, AND I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU EXACTLY WHY I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE/ HOW I AM EXPLOITING YOUR WEAKNESSES, MUHAHAHAHA"

  • Where is the "GODDAMN BATMAN" when you need him ?!!

  • Didnt Batman bang that chick in JLU?

  • Maybe I don't know enough about Superman to gauge exactly how vulnerable he is to magic, but if something is able to grant this woman the 'mystic powers' of her namesake, shouldn't she still be rather easy to take down? A guy who can juggle planets VS. a big kitty... It SHOULD be kind of one-sided, right?

  • @Bobzeaux If I remember correctly his vulnerability to magic is equal to a normal human. For example: In the Mayfair Games DC Heores RPG his resistance stats where nearly off the charts (pre crisis) but when magic was in effect they were normal human levels (ranked at 2).

  • wheres batman when u need him

  • rape?

  • Ok... Superman is vulnerable to magic: YES!

    But that only means that spells do full damage! It doesn't weaken him like Kryptonite!

    Would you get that right for once?

  • 0:51 superman.... 1:19 karma's a bitch

  • Wow... not only did superman get little to no screen time in this show, but they made him either the guy viewers hope lose and/or a punching bag for other characters.

  • Superman must have been high, because he could've frozen her, or laser visioned her dumb kryptonite nails off. The fuck, why is he always forgets that?

  • Superman got owned by Cheeta? What the flying fuck!

  • ahh SiperMan Yous A little bitch

  • LOL. just got to. in the cartoon, they all intentionally lost to see the endgame, so not exactly a complete beatdown. that being said, Cheetah does possess superspeed, strength, stamina - and when presented well, is one bad bitch.

  • Wow superman got owned?! o_0

  • Why the human face?

  • Damn it I thought it was gonna be superman vs the cheetos cheetah

  • cheetah of all the rouges gallery of villians giving SUPERman a beat down?? I love Cheetah but this is so tragic!!

  • I ewish superman would man up - cmon, use your fucking laser vision!!!

  • @rayblack2004 They're kind of inside his house...which is made of ice. Firing heat lasers off willy-nilly is probably a bad idea.

  • @rayblack2004 you do realize shes probably got good enough reflexes to dodge his laser vision right?

  • @fwwaller i'm sorry, are you aware of how fast lasers travel?

  • @ThankYouSniper yeah, but she's got a magic artifact that can allow her to travel at impossible speeds, faster than any laser, I'm not gonna get into a physics debate over comic book characters, I'm just saying superman was probably being smart in the sense that he thinks that she would be able to dodge his heat vision, you know it's happened before whenever supes has fought a supervillian right?

  • @fwwaller SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! jk yeah you're right but i think its becuase they made superman a little weaker than he should be other wise he's just TOO powerfull

  • @fwwaller she's moving pretty slow in this if she could dodge lasers.... and not to mention wasting her time with this bs. if i were that powerfull the world would be mine in like 24 hours

  • @rayblack2004 How? He got Kryptonite in his scratches.

    He could have used it before, but it's not like Superman's trying to burn her face off or something.

  • dun messed him up. Nice fight.

  • even with all that magic and kyrptonite cheetah cud never beat superman i find this extremey stupid

  • I really wish someone would write a realistic version of superman it hasn't happened yet. -.-

  • @Foody92 Realistic? We're talking about a man who can fly, is super strong, has heat vision, ice breath, x-ray vision, super endurance ...

    not to mention the sometimes utterly ridiculous things he's supposed to be able to do. I mean, move CONTINENTS? Seriously?

  • @PaulAnt2008 I'm mean a superman who isn't so stupid that he forgets he can do all the things you just listed. like "omg this person has kryptonite! but he I can just laser beam them to death before the even get near me haha!" I want that superman i want the superman who doesn't try to go toe-to-toe with Doomsday and gets killed. I want the superman who knows he can't go toe-to-toe with doomsday and chooses to fly so fast that single punch blows doomsday head off, I want smart nonretarded S.M.

  • @Foody92 during a fight you can forget a lot of stuff...but I'm guessing no ones ever tried to kill you. Ben 10 kind of emphasizes this since he ALWAYS goes for the hardest way to end a fight but that's just my opinion

  • @zapleman555 they always portray superman that way it's just getting old. The man can do so much but does so little.

  • @Foody92 ik but as much as i hate to refer to him again Ben 10 is like superman times ten...he can do all this cool stuff....and yet he always decides to do the longest, most drawn out, hardest option there is just to be a hero....it's really sad

  • @zapleman555 one day we will superman not be stupid and it will be bad ass

  • @Foody92 Nope, that's why we have Batman.

  • @Foody92 It's called foreplay...check the end of the vid if u dont belive me

  • @Foody92 Um, you do know Superman doesn't just kill people so 'lasering them to death' or whatever wouldn't be in character for him. Anyway, the krytonite would weaken him too much for him to activate his heatvison. As for Doomsday that post crisis Superman and he's not as powerful as all that. :)

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited go to superdickery(dot)com you wouldn't believe how many people superman has killed. And post crisis superman was still powerful enough to take on doomsday after the whole league failed. Also isn't this series based on the silver age? So shouldn't this be pre crisis superman?

  • @Foody92 The only people I remember him killing post crisis (when I was reading the comics) where the Phantom Zone Villains from a dead alternet Earth and he was so effected by his actions he ended up developing an ultra violent split personality called Gangbuster and when he found out about that he exlied himself from Earth to protect people. Regardless he's not the kill first and ask questions later type. Probably Silver Age version, not sure.

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited plus Doomsday beat Darksied to a pulp that's gotta count for something

  • @Foody92 Yeah post crisis Superman had his hands full with Darkseid (sometimes more so than others) so yeah and the post crisis Superman couldn't run around the world to build up momentum for his punches and even if he did, as I understand Doomsday he wouldn't have been killed.

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited did they take his super speed away after the crisis? or what? Also did you check out that site? they have like 100+ covers of him being a dick half of which he kills people. Also I was using doomsday as an example of when it would have been better for him to actually use his brains instead relying completely on his powers. I mean why couldn't he just be smart an throw doomsday into the sun?

  • @Foody92 No they didn't take his super speed away but it was greatly reduced in speed so his running around the world in seconds is out of the question. One thing they DID take away was his super intelligence. The pre crisis Superman was a super genius who could build or think of anything the post crisis Superman has human level intelligence (albeit high end but not super human). I checked the site. All I saw were a bunch of silver age 'shock covers' not meant to be taken

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited seriously and lacking the acutal issues to check I bet each case the 'murder' was a dream, a trick by a bad guy or something like that. The silver age was filled with a lot of dramatic fake out covers like that. As for Doomsday, as I recall Doomsday was nearly invulnerable and when he does get hurt he heals quickly and that form of attack no longer effects him (or something like that). Anyway, throwing Doomsday into the sun goes back to Sup's

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited no killing policy. :)

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited I thought those covers were pretty funny. I forgot about his super intelligence and I chalked that up to bad writing I didn't know they actually took that away. Also that no killing policy is even more extreme than Batman's. In hunter/prey didn't he send Doomsday to the end of time? isn't that than sending him to the sun, sending him to the destruction of the universe, entropaphy? Also didn't 2 Supermen Supergirl and Powergirl actually beat Doomsday to death?

  • @Foody92 *worse than sending him to the sun

  • @Foody92 Yeah they were kinda funny and that's the point. Covers like that were common back then and intended to make people want to buy the comic to see just what's going on. It's a form that's been mocked in more recent years. :) I don't know Hunter/Prey and the other thing you were talking about are after my time but if I had to guess the end of time thing was probably a last resort thing as for the other if you got two Supermen something is already off about the senerio and he

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited can't control what Supergirl or Powergirl do. I have to say, as with the Phantom Zone criminals who had killed an entire alternet Earth Superman does have a point where resorts to killing but it's only a last resort, in extreme circomstances and he aganizes over it heavily. If he was moer kill crazy then Lex would have been a bloody pulpy corpse years ago.

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited He would be a much more intriguing character if he walked that line once in awhile

  • @Foody92 well, he has from time to time. There was the Phantom Zone criminals from the alternet Earth but I doubt they're the only ones.  It is something that defently should be explored more along with what it's like to have the kind of power he has and live in a world like ours. I recall in the JL animated series he had a speech to Darkseid about living in a world of cardboard and never cutting lose. Should be explored more to be sure.

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited *worse than sending him to the sun

  • @Foody92 You'r asking for a miracle. Was there such Superman even made?

  • @gof666 we saw a small glimpse of a Superman like that in the final episode of JLU. But the closest thing I can think of his Superman Prime.

  • @Foody92 But then that wouldn't be Superman's character anymore. Superman isn't the smartest superhero, but he's the most morally incorruptible. You can't just change a character's personality or make them more intelligent than they're supposed to be.

  • @Jobbeybob but making a character so black and white leaves very little room for character development and the character becomes static and uninteresting.

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  • @Foody92 You've never read a good Superman story have you?  They are far from uninteresting.

  • @Jobbeybob no I have READ plenty but SEEING one is a different story.

  • @Foody92 ..not really.

    You mean to say that in the comics you've read, Superman was a static and uninteresting character?

  • @Jobbeybob no I have read some pretty good Superman comics I'm just tried of Animators making him out to be some super-powered meat head

  • @Foody92 But how was he a meat head here?  Cheetah ambushed him with magic and kryptonite.

  • @Jobbeybob she had the element of surprise yes but he stood there and got hit after she gave her little speech were is his super speed? And even after knowing about the magic and kryptonite he still tries to take her head on instead of thinking thinks through

  • @Foody92 I know right! It's frustrating. Wasn't he supposed to have been given the knowledge of all of the known galaxies. Animators have made him out to be, dare I say it, a bitch...

  • @Foody92 ...does that even exist? =_=

  • @Foody92 yeah they do the same thing whenever he goes up against batman. I hate that shit. Superman would destroy batman in like two seconds but no the writers have to feed into this "Batman can beat anyone" crap. Enough with the fuckin Batman

  • @Foody92 Yeah, that'd be great writing. Every graphic novel/cartoon/movie/whatever with Superman in it would only be two pages long.

  • @jscohen not if they used the right villians

  • This is how it would go if Captain Marvel and Superman ever fought. Only Captain Marvel would win even quicker.

  • hahaha,,,,,,superman is is being beaten like a a pussy , by a pussy!!!!!!!!

  • superman gets hisass kicked......again >_>;;

  • embarassing... man of STEEL my ASS!!!!!!

  • @TheGodzillaSithLord:

    Yes but I prefer this show since it had more guest stars! :)

  • Serves him right, I thought he was supposed to be a gentleman, but any true gentleman knows you should NEVER hit a lady.

  • @jboweruk ...are you being serious? o__o So if the lady happens to be able to kick ass very well and attacks him first, the man just stands there and takes it? Although in most cases that is true...

  • @SilverxHyuk Obviously times have changed, at one time no matter what the reason if a guy saw another guy hit a woman he'd smash him to a pulp.

  • @jboweruk Um, okay? I'm well aware of that, but your statements are irrelevant to this situation as Superman never even actually hit her in this clip of their fight (which is why I questioned your previous comment). :\

  • @SilverxHyuk Actually he did try, right after he caught the jar thing, he flew at her with his fist ready, but she blocked it.

  • @jboweruk Well I missed that obviously, but still his fist never made contact with her.

  • I feel like Superman keeps forgetting he has MORE SUPER POWERS THAN PUNCHING STUFF.

  • AND THEN THEY FUCKED

  • Why the fuck is krptonite so damn abundant

  • This is the greatest animated show DC has ever produced!!! :D

  • @palpatine17  have you seen batman the animated series

  • That was awesome!! I love Cheetah.. But I hate this voice.. Isn't she supposed to be British?? And I like when Cheetah on Super Friends rolls her RRRRrrrrrs ;)

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  • LMAO!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS? EVEN DOOMSDAY WOULD BE LIKE DAMN THIS BITCH IS RAW! LOL!!!! VERY EMBARRASING INDEED!

  • so embarrasing. I don't think darkseid ever kicked his butt this much.

  • @mastersword12345

    that's the only honorable thing darkside does against superman, fight without using cryptonite

  • Worf Effect, Activate! FULL POWER!!!

    Thanks for the video. Lucky for villains, Superman will very, very, very, very rarely use his full powers.

  • I love Superman's voice actor. Boyishly endearing.

  • Kryptonite Nail Polish?

    That's almost on Par with the Bat-Credit Card.

  • superman is a fucking chump

  • Didn't she do this in the comics as well?

  • cheetah: hey can i have some kryptonite nail polish and some kryptonite hair jell and some kryptonite perfume 

  • PWNED

  • Oh for the love of... Superman's weakness to magic DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. it has to be a spell of some sort. He can't resist magical energy, and magic spells. If magic gives someone super strength it doesn't count. It's just super strength.

  • @Tkscz Not really. He's been beaten by magically powerful creatures before. Like Etrigan or that demon from Superman: The Animated series.

  • @Tkscz when magic gives super strength its magical super strength i seen supper man get hurt really bad y magical opponenrs in he got by wander woman sword which was magic

  • @sonicheroesify A magic sword is up there with Magic spells and magic energy. Getting super strength is just having super strength. If you are strong enough than you can punch superman and hurt him. Notice superman stops her at 0:52 he stops her. Her magic strength didn't stop that.

  • @sonicheroesify yeah he did not hold her for long in he caught her off guard with his speed like she caught him off guard with kryptonite nail polish can i get that the store for real it would look good on me

  • Wait what? If the amulet makes her as strong and fast as a cheetah then how is she kicking superman's ass. Yeah I get that it's magic, and it's making HER better, but Superman could just pick up that bitch and throw her into the sun. Where the fuck does magic play a factor here?

  • @MrKaddus The magic is that the amulet empowers her from the god Urzkartaga, giving her the same sort of powers as Wonder Woman (strength, speed, etc.). He's basically fighting a Wonder Woman with kryptonite nail polish.

  • @grimacebaby1 Superman is still 1,000,000 times more powerful than Wonderwoman.

  • @MrKaddus Their fights say otherwise.

  • @fong03 Superman can throw shit into the sun!!!

  • everything you guys are saying about superman is true he has handled people with magic before and he could have used super speed or something else but your forgetting that she had kryptonite from the start of the match meaning he was already weakened from the start

  • cheetah kicked his fuckin ass!

  • Superman is still a virgin. Burn... burn...

    Can't handle pussy....

  • superman is the USA and cheetah is the recession

  • No kidding. Every time they do one of these crossovers, the hero has to have a retarded moment. Superman could have literally stood there and blown her right back out the door. Super breath, heat vision, speed, flight, strength, and he misuses half of them... Hardly even believable that she could have followed him there, let alone beat him.

  • @jamesdc60 i agree and to follow up on what your saying superman has also delt with people who had magic, super strenght, energy blast, ect. this scene mad no since

  • @jamesdc60 Seriously, I agree with everything written in your comment.

  • Is Cheetah trained in Martail Arts i mean god damn she's beating the shit out of Superman

  • @Lanternfan619 She's an assassin with super speed, and she can take punches from Wonder Woman

  • "now to claim my prize!"

    *rape face*

    uummmm :/

  • @MEGAGUY21 i gess thats the only way besides kriptonyte to start raping superman.... ._.

  • he should have ripped her hands off

  • @LordOfYahoo well, he is a hero. I don't think He would do that.

  • Cheetah after scratching superman: Kryptonite laced nail polish! >:D

    Me: What've you been STALKING superman?????????? 0__o

    Cheetah: Uuuuummmmmm.........

    Superman: That's something I wanna know O__0

    Me: Yeah I know right Lol!!! (to self): Big supes gotta love him ;).

  • So, he couldn't just fly away and throw something at her from a distance? Or use heat vision? It's not like she can project balls of energy with that thing. I saw the fight between Wonder Woman and the Joker and it was equally ridiculous for this series.