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  • What does he have against the word penis???

  • This guy is talking about himself in 3rd person.

  • Annus horribilis?

  • This man was a gambler. How ironic.

  • i'm gonna have nightmares

  • Christian cocksuckers.

  • Classic

  • this film is very suspect, his lips are out of sink with the sound so I must conclude this is a fake file. I would be ashamed to have submitted it to you-tube.

  • @ronofnc pull your head out of your ass! The words are his, it's not a video! It was comically enhanced for the effect

  • ... oh shit! I am going to hell.

  • This is pure gold.

  • This was not oral roberts. Same on you whoever you are who posted this

  • @mydelight68 This originated some years ago and was apparently a leaked chapel sermon from ORU. You know the kind, where they hit the christian college kids over the head about how immoral they are. This probably was never meant for the public. Anyhow if you listen carefully you can tell he's actually saying *not* to be gay and that you should only do it when you're married. It's just funny to hear the famous evangelist get so graphic in making his point, lol.

  • Oh, so, so fucking good!

  • "theres the aehnus" lmao

  • NOTHING LIKE A BLOWJOB BOY YOU FUCKWIT

  • I WAS RAISED ON A FARM! I SAW IT!

  • Say it, Oral! PENIS!

    And christian fuckwits want to take sex ed and access to birth control out of schools. Without those, kids are going to have to get info about sex from crabs like this bastard.

  • 4:38 i'm getting totally horny

  • at 4:48 did he just imply that going to church makes one gay?

  • Anal Roberts

  • In the opening title Oral's first name is right above the word sex, making it look like "The Infamous Oral Sex Tape" (The "Roberts" seems to disappear between the screen and the brain)

  • there was a part in there that i think was fake.....most of what he says though i believe is true. everyone has there own beliefs though.

  • Oral "Sex" Roberts

    Keep your male organ out of the ann-us you god-damned heathens.

  • This sermon gaveth many boners.

  • TYT

  • Is urine not waste matter?

    You guys wanna hear a good one? Not only am I gay, I attend the University he founded, haha!

  • @sumnickguy1 I am so sorry.

  • thank god this retard is dead

  • did he say your not allowed to stop having sex?

  • im hot

  • Amen?

  • Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

  • @7pentecostal7 Listen, kid, no one gives a shit about your little 'gospel' when, in the video you're commenting on, there is an old-man saying 'Put your hand on her breast'.

  • @7pentecostal7 VUHGIHNUH

  • @7pentecostal7 Truth 1:23 Then man figured out there is no holy spirit.

  • The annus? Thats Latin for 'year', ORAL.

  • @neil73 Hehe, nice one, I thought i was the only one to notice that.

  • "There was a FIRRRRRE that rose up in them"

  • Jesus his name was Oral lol R.I.P

  • TyT ARMY FTW!

  • this is awesome

  • This is simply hilarious.

  • TYT FTW

  • The purple pulsating rod of righteousness, must only be used in the way it was designed...so sayeth the lord!! Can I get a hallelujah?!?!

    Oh, wait a minute here, if it was designed to ejaculate semen, upon the liberal application of friction and other sensory stimulus, I wonder why god made the mouth so warm, and the anus so tight.

    Hmmm, a question for the ages!!

  • tyt

  • I luv this!

  • whatever happened to good ol fashioned penis

  • As opposed to the mans female organ?

  • tyt

  • Thumbs up if TYT sent you!

  • this face animation is awesome (yeah, TYT too!)

  • TYT!!!!!

    

  • Damn! Turned me on. Lol.

  • He winks at 5:38 lol

  • lol i love how his finger is looking its about to rub something. Clit Play?

  • TYT

  • TYT!

  • TYT! <3

  • TYT! <3

  • ... Ok... TYT

  • dam, fuck barry white i'm putting this on the next time i got a girl alone in my room.

  • What a crazy CUNT.

  • "I was raised on a farm" Now that bit of dialogue in Republican Space Rangers makes sense to me!

  • ~TYT~

  • I feel dirty now.

  • TYT soldier!

  • lol what a fag

  • TYT

  • This guy is so out of touch he reminds me of that "Eattin the popo" preacher from Africa who wants gays put to death.

  • TYT Army

  • Wait...

    If you have GAY sex outside of marriage its the worst adultery ever

    But if its straight, its all good cause its creation.

    Lolz

  • PIHB

  • TYT ARMY

  • He makes me want to have sex

  • Holey . . . . . . . . . fuck!

  • Is this real?

    Most revealing line at 4:45: "... it (church) didn't make me queer... well... I wouldn't buy that 100 percent."

    Hilarious.

  • "there was fire" oh my gawd i craped myself!

  • Isn't his name actually Orel, or Orul?

  • Did anyone else jack off to this?

  • nightmarish... i couldn't watch to the end--- creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

  • I think he turned out this way because he was picked on for his name.

  • Wow. Just wow.

  • 10:1 he was jacking himself when he wrote this sermon. 20:1 he liked taking it up the ass.

  • What the hell is this? Is this a sermon?

  • Oral must have had some of the most classic sex parties. Put the grotto at Hugh's place to shame!

  • Oral was a dirty old bastard ...I tell u these right wing evangelicals are all just dirty pervs bastards...well it just reflects the people that follow them they are all pervs.. oh my.. he says he is Bisexual because he goes to church !!! he wanted that to be deleted... hmmm..why did people ever think this asshole was a good person ?? oh my he musta been one hot trick if he is bragging about his sexual abilities

  • TYT

  • "God made the female breast! What's the problem with handling it?" God also made the asshole where the poison comes out...

  • @Lordgaraj For Oral Roberts, God made a second asshole where the poision comes out. 

  • wow what a preacher!!hahaha!!! check out thefonghouse look it up itz my friends video.........so

  • Say it, Oral! PENIS! You know that word. Be a man and say it!

    What a cartoonish view of sex he had. He learned all he knew about sex by watching bulls and cows mate. That explains a lot.

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  • no wonder he's called "Oral" Roberts..

  • Hey cowboy. I not only go to ORU but am REALLY curious about where you're getting your philosophy from. Did you grow up in a cult or something? In SOS it says word for word that she "roused him" underneath an apple tree and "drank from the nectar of her pomegranates." If you're so concerned then fine. you lay there like a rag doll the whole time and just take it. You'll have a fantastic sex life.

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  • Bahahahaha. Someone was repressed.

  • Work That Tongue!!! ;-b

  • Is it nasal roberts, anal roberts, or oral roberts?

  • LMFAO! Glad hes dead :)

  • No Oral, says Roberts!

  • Oral Roberts would have made a great reader for literotica audio tapes.

    But he has passed on. After all these years Jesus has finally received Oral.

  • @A86 Do you honestly think that Oral was received by Jesus? Highly unlikely. He spent a lifetime earning himself his own place in hell. Satan had to dig out fresh pits of smoldering fire and brimstone to decorate Oral's own place in hell that is coincidentally modelled after New Jersey.

  • It was a joke. Get it? Receiving "Oral"?

  • OH! I missed that joke! LOL.. good one!

  • I think Oral had a Freudian slip when he named his son "Dick"

  • Lol! Or was it a "slip"? ;)

  • I think Jesus received Oral.

  • @michaelbme I think Satan received Oral.

    Oral speak: annis, orefyse, fahrrr, bahdey, yorr, neow

    In english that is: anus, orifice, fire, body, your, now

  • go on, go over and touch IT!

  • there wuz a FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRR!!

  • the vagina he said

  • i like how he used the example with the bull and the cow, and claimed he "saw it"

  • @deathunlimited454 Oral lied about the purpose for those barbed wire fences. Oral's parents put up those barbed wire fences to prevent ORAL from putting his male organ into the cows and sheep and goats.

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  • Wow, he really studied up on this. Talk about poison coming out of an asshole. Did he come out of the closet and then hop right back in and then want the tape erased or was I hearing things. He has to keep repeating "vagina" to stay scared. Closet is a good hiding spot.

  • I think he just wants an excuse for saying "vagina" as many times as he possibly can

  • this whole video OMFG HAHAHA!

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  • i am betting this idiot got a boner when he was preachingthis shit!!!hahaha

  • lol

  • This is one of those few moments I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

  • I like the part where he asks them to edit out waht he says about church not making him 100% queer. Freudian slip much?

  • "IF" only coitus is permissible in the sexual relations of married Judeo/Christians, in some's strict interpretation, then how to do explain what appears to be the heralding of Sucking on the wife's breasts" as portrayed in The Song of Solomon ? A woman's breasts is for sucking by the infant. IF a husband can suck on "breasts", then why not anything else ? ? Brest-sucking does not in itself give pro-creation, anymore than cunnilingus, or fellatio does, right ? ?

  • He doesn't give one verse.. to back up anything he's saying..

  • why can he say vagina.. but not penis?

  • I have theories.

  • Very uplifting and inspiring!

    Can I get the book?

    Because I'll read it and study it every day!

    t's nice to know that Oral was such a decent man. always thinking of such high-minded things & wasn't just collecting millions from widows and workers.

    This wonderful sermon alone has restored my faith.

  • what u want to know is : what happened to him in that farm? He's talking about that bull too much...

  • That's not even comedy, not funny in the least!!! You should not let one put something on a site of This AND OF A GREAT PERSON WHO IS NOW WITH THE LORD!!! Whom ever made this up will answer to the LORD!!! I can't beleave I watched this Richard Roberts my heart goes out to you with my prayers... I wouldn't of put a star but I could not respond

  • A great person?

    He was a con artist and a fraud!

    Also, the one responsible for this is Roberts himself. That is his voice and the audio is from a tape he himself recorded.

  • Diary of a madman

  • Anoose

  • Adios, you weirdo crook!

    Jeezus has been waiting to get his hands on you!

  • your vampires are your homosexuals and modern women that suck the Life(stream of life) out of a man or the bible calls them sodomites

  • You believe in vampires now?

    You Christians have wild imaginations...

  • silly goose, the real vampires are your sodomites. not the stuff hollywood and story books describe

  • Well, the bible doesn't mention any vampires, so you are still making stuff up. I insist: You guys have wild imaginations.

    Also, did you just call me a sodomite?

    I don't know what your definition of "sodomite" is, but since you know nothing about me, you are pretty much making stuff up (which Christians shouldn't do but still do all the time).

  • no,  i didn't, not unless you engage in oral and anal sex. then if you do such things , the bible calls anyone that does that a sodomite. so does that describe you? does the shoe fit?

  • Oral sex, yes. Anal sex, no. I am not a homosexual by the way.

    Oh, and you fit into my definition of "pervert"!

    And you are a miserable, immoral person .

  • your definition means nothin. i am defined by the Word alone, not man

    you don't make any sense

  • I am sure that you haven't even read the bible, so even if you insist on being defined by "the word" alone, you don't know what you're talking about. It doesn't mention vampires or oral sex, for your information.

    And you are a pervert. Or do you call by other name an individual who is obsessed with what others do with their genitals? You think about my cock more than I do!

  • oral sex is sodomy goof ball, so yes it does

  • Oral sex is awesome beyond belief.

  • Oral sex IS awesome beyond belief. Well said sir, and I hope you get some every night.

  • oral sex is sodomy goof ball, so yes it does

  • a vampire is someone that sucks the life out of you and that is exactly what a sodomite does, only it isn't thru a bite in the neck the way hollywood and story books depict it.

  • Where exactly on the bible is oral sex mentioned?

    Have you even read the damn book?

  • @dieselcowboy777 Ezekiel 16:46-50

    This was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy. They were haughty and did abominable things before me; therefore I removed them when I saw it.

  • Generalize much?

  • What are you referring to with "generalize"?

  • KEEP RELIGION OUT OF MY FUCKING PANTS

  • Go ahead girl, touch him.

  • i came. man this guy had a sad life...

  • i watched the whole thing. I want 7 minutes of my life back :(

  • creepy

  • That was soo hot.

  • Lying thief. Thanks Oral, by dying you finally did something I heartily approve of.

    Thanks again :)

  • I guess 900' Jesus finally decided he hadn't raised enough money and had to kill him.

  • Ahahahahahahahahaha

    Rot in hell you old fucker. One less douchebag in the world.