Drunk Nigga Stole My Bike

[niggaT42000]

HE PROLLY JUST GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS......

[KalinkaVodkaRus]

HE'S DANCING TO THE MUSIC

[xxCharliexxpham]

DRUNK NIGGA

[BoiseVette]

god dam niggers will steal anything that isnt bolted down. to bad they still breath.

[Hoodhitta]

10 points for drunk driving !

[wbeatles]

Please check my other video:

/watch?v=3rfiFLTF3IY

[blazingfiregraff]

(comment stolen by drunk nigga)

[wsccws05]

I think the people in the car would have done the world a favor by running over that dumb ass spook.... But then again it would be hell trying to get all them nappy ass hairs out of the tire treads

[snedonkey]

Drunk?....

I don't know about that...

Probably an inhalant of some sort, possibly ether?

Poor guy. That would suck to be in his shoes.

[yootenasia]

@snedonkey What the fuck would you know? That guy is having more fun every 2 seconds than you've had in all your life.

[APBGrrl]

omg

[agerolimatos]

None of that would have happened if that nigger had ''handle bar Jesus.''

[agerolimatos]

That nigger jumps out the car and steals the drunk guy's bike

or

Some drunk nigger got his bike stole. Both statements are true.

[Fis10n]

bike theft is no laughing matter

[snosk8r15]

nice the helpfull pedestrians car is rolling away!

[romansoldierofhonor]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! best video ever

[cyrusth3k1d]

lol where the fuck is he going

[TalLMoFo14]

yo did the red get stolen look closly at 2:14 u can see when the guy hops in and drives off

[kroovyandcal]

still couldn't catch him, huh?

[usercemal]

Suck a cock or lick a dick?

[Ironmaiden666omfg]

silly nigger

[sethat8e]

lol @ tripp'n bro walk'n his bike

[dumpydora]

1.50 lol

[MRUcrew]

shut up u niggas this is a brazilian video of a drunk guy. no1 stole ur bike and he aint mexican y dum fcks

[wbeatles]

@osdurax

Music: Beber, Cair e Levantar

Band: Aviões do Forró

[byrd0704]

@wbeatles drink fall get up?

[OnThatPowder]

too much tequila huh

[adrienspawn]

Did anyone notice the guy's car driving away on it's own? WTF?

[AnDuKn0Thi5MaN]

this is why every1 hates black people

[gaddes01]

@AnDuKn0Thi5MaN you dickhead, white people are more often alcholic dumb asses then black people.

[meiliukaz]

what does it mean nigga?

[buddyroach]

he stole your bike and instead of going and getting it back you just sit there and record it? what kind of dumb fuck are you? HES FUCKING DRUNK! GO KICK HIS DRUNK ASS AND TAKE THAT SHIT BACK MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

[djordjekotor]

@buddyroach take it easy gangsta kiddo.

[MRUcrew]

LOL I KNOW RIGHT!

[vinkie35]

the reason for black people being so fast is: the slow ones are already in prison

[ourmanthejoker]

lol, so messed up.

[fellowblackman]

Where in the hell is the punch out music? It would have been perfect.

[IceCube132]

damn that nigga must be very drunk :D

[ZeroKoolXX]

did he really steal your bike?

[Drakedog777]

lol nigga stole my car?

[Porre10]

01:57 win

[morefishscale]

he'll be getting a b.u.i.

[bv141a]

huffin on gasoline

[krackheadkola]

CUBA SIIIII !!!!!

[bloodangelxx]

lol.. drink fall get up drink fall get up, lolololololololololol

[ilhadosmacacos]

kkk =P

[xAveiro17x]

OMG HAHAHA, 1:59 so fucking funny

[TheConquistor]

WHAT A STUPID NIGGER!!!! HAHAHA

[parrett1000]

@TheConquistor alright bitch you don't have 2 be racist

[chaga123]

he is trippin balls

[Cangr1]

By the looks of things he was a crip. lol

[420poppers705]

he's drunk and, high on meth, herion, coke, and, opium, hahahahaha

[norkalishd]

HAHAHAAAAA dudes hella fuked up lol

[Icantunderstandyou]

What a rebel!

[matheus172]

beber cair levantar

[SPCjbennett]

He's not drunk, he's clearly high on some sort of narcotic.

[almightyseancore]

no dude, i've been drunk like that.

it's not a hard line to cross.

[jackassdude1500]

did this person get his bike back?

[networksony]

lol his seems retared are forgot how to walk

[TubeofDestiny]

google "nigga stole my bike" and lurk the fucking moar GODAMNIT :D

I saw people that drunk on motorbike too, no helmet and stuff xD

[bladerecker]

LOL Niqqa stole my bike!

[KRYMLYSAN3]

ole boy was all foxed up man, i 5 starred it cuz someone was lucky enough to get it on tape

[armorais]

lol he's drunk. my neighbor is always drunk like this guy (lmfao).

looks like you've never seen someone REALLY drunk or have never been REALLY drunk

[turfmaster911]

I wonder why....

Look at Bill Cosby meet the press#1 on you tube.

I believe a "nigga" would steal my bike.

But an African American would be the one who sold it to me.

[fgjgf1]

Racist fucks. A white guy could get away with it but when a black guy trys to steal something its called "NIGGA STOLE BIKE HEHE" umm,NO =/

[hualni]

i can't get over his pants actually fit around his waist and he doesn't have to pull them up every other step. he must not have gotten the "look like a jackass" memo that all the rappers put out.

[xerone07]

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

[sk8er051888]

lol do ur home work kid before i ground u

[peruvianllamas]

U RACIST! go praise hitler! ....IGNORANT!

[efcbluepirate]

hahah i've had nights like that walking home

[cOnbLeAcH]

lol this isnt night at all =D

[dpdclji]

dude you got you symbol upside down asshole hittler would turn in his grave... and by the way he nver did any thing to blacks......read your history.

[cadidaddy]

that symbol is proper

[knasroll]

eh yeah he didn't shake hands withem plus hittler spells like this: Hitler

[Ericosproduction]

i have friends that are black, im not into this "yo yo yo" talk. i like who they are not for being black.

[platek991]

nigga stole his bike, and then wihte stole nigga car!

[MnemonicFarce]

I like how the guy who helped the dude out saved the bike first THEN went back to see if the guy was ok.

[IMLOI]

fuck you white raciest bitchies

[GypsySlide]

I like the nigger in the green shirt at 1:16. He's thinkin', "damn, I hope I look like that on the way back. I'm going to have me an OE and a few sniffs off that extra-strength glue!"

[Staunte]

that comment made me laugh so hard

[ImMe1314]

fucking drunk

[974g63]

LOL..

[SpicsRMyShit]

Burn SPICS AND NIGGERS WITH FIRE

[hornylesbonian]

Niggers aren't people

[ramonjrp1]

theyre monkeys

[hornylesbonian]

yes they are monkeys, it's been proven they're not people, yet actual humans won't believe it.

[kwgitho]

damn. that was really mean to call them that. all along i only thought they were whale shit.

[hornylesbonian]

they're lower than that

[kwgitho]

you're right doc. i dunno why. but i get really fucking frustrated everytime i see a chocolate face. do you think i need therapy or does it happen to everyone?

[hornylesbonian]

that's completely natural, you should feel free to express your sickness to those individuals who make you sick

[kwgitho]

what about BALACK obama? do you think there is any chance they will let another nigger slip through in the future?

[hornylesbonian]

they'll let plenty of them slip

[ionaka]

what the fuck is up with that spic music?

[samorulz94]

i hate COONS(ABORIGINALS)

[Esperanto77]

Racist fuckers will burn in hell!

[hornylesbonian]

Nigger lover.

[NaomiChanX]

Nigger runs your country.

[hornylesbonian]

Nigger runs the French Polynesia? I don't think so.

[NaomiChanX]

OOH French. That explains a lot. You newfags think you can get away with anything. Tell ya what. Learn the concept of deodorant and pray to the gods that just MAYBE, one day your government can compile a decent army that doesn't turn tail when shit hits the fan. Stop eating shit you find in the bottom of a dirty fish tank. Once those grounds are covered THEN you got a chance at saying racial slurs. Bend et obtenir plus de farcies, faggot.

[hornylesbonian]

French Polynesia is in the Carribean faggot, and besides I'm not a french little pussy, I'm an Arabique immigrant, and you shit skin nigger lovers are getting on my last nerves, learn that white people are superior to us.

[Alaron251]

The world isn't 4chan 'newfag' you're pathetic.

[drizzid]

Niggers are humans like U and me.

[Soldier1Rc]

jjhbh

[danny54125412]

I laughed so fucking hard when he like passed out on the road

[willmactho]

yo thats not fucking cool whites should not be racist im white and i hate racism black people are the axact same species as us so respect then dont disrespect then that also gives a bad name to us and thats just not cool kkk sucks monkey ass and so does racism

[BDolf030]

Haha i was once drunk like that on my bike and my parents were looking for me, they stopped their car in front of me at night. And i fell to the ground because of the lights hahaha. I'm not sure he stole the bike btw cause when the guy moved it to the pavement he responded 'heee my bike'

[PuNiShEr126]

hahahahahahahahaha

[saweet999]

you fuck

[89horizon]

Hey, at least he wasn't drunk driving. Remember kids, that's not cool (but smoking is!).

[EminemJr1]

... -.-

[TheAmericanFreak]

it isnt either

[bowhunterml]

im glad obama is president, now he can finally give these coons what they want....money, chicken and watermelon.

[RGRIMOWEN]

Amen to that!

[driveitlikeitSStolen]

hell ya steal from the whites who actually work for a living and give it to all of us lazy ass crack smoking niggers who love not working.

[crimedude7]

why u peole get so racist for black poeple are just like any of you just different colour skin so why do you people have to come up with some racist coment if u dont have any thing good so say why post a coment ?

racism is stupid please stop

[driveitlikeitSStolen]

I wouldn't be racist to blacks if even a fraction of the people on welfare were white. Instead niggers are technically stealing money from me everytime i go buy something and can't make a decent living on their own without becoming prostitutes, selling crack, or robbing shit. If black people start helping our country improve i'll like them i dont give a shit what color they are.

[hiroyashuso]

yo gragon ur such a fucken bitchass muthafucken rasicist bitch u fucken bitch u fucken suck balls u rasicits homo

[l10nsrul3s]

ha ha yes its funny but faggotdragon u are a fucking races ( sory spelling) barsted

[faggotdragon]

im not racist i just came up with the racist thing i could say and posted it to see what kind of replys i would get back

[faggotdragon]

this is why niggers are the lowest form of life he probably is going to churches chicken but i dont think these niggers can afford it the reason all these niggers are voting for obama is he can give all coons a chicken and a watermelon

[l10nsrul3s]

ok sry m8

[AlphabetHero]

u suck

[regginamabala]

If I was driving down the street I would have gone nigger bowling!!

[JonnyBoyJS91]

poor soldier,just gave up didnt he XD

[badboymod]

To much water melon juice stupid coon

[winafred23]

thats not fucking acahole do u c him holding his arms at the end

hes probobly shootin up

[FargoJ02]

Lol, look at him go... look at him fall! XD

[drew0mckinney]

I don't think it's alcohol doing that.

[donkey1888]

he is lucky he didnt get killed

[PunkinBoi]

Love it - this vid is hilarious!

I figure it was his own bike - he was just too wasted to 'balance' and ride it, much less balance enough for walking, LOL

And as others have pointed out - the jogger helped the guy... Car stopped and passenger got out - but got back in when he saw the dude had help.

So ef'n funny when he rolled over his bike on the ground!... Always a hoot watching someone stumbly drunk, LOL

[thunderbird678]

loooooooool

[ChrisHealey01]

l0l u t4lk l33t?

[gonzalesjg]

"good times" hehehehehehehe

[theLanceInPants]

thats nice of the dude to help him out

[sarahjean779]

wow

[agentchadsta]

my bike almost got stolen

[jonniej888]

when people walk by drunk like that repeadedly scream LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT they cant help going 2 the left try it... makes a good laugh

[farter1a2b3c]

he was fucking wasted

[1000OceansWide]

Someone stole my brothers bike today, I'm about to kill someone.

[Shiboneko]

The Music is the best, xD

[BBeyondd]

xDD..

[Xzun009]

hope you cleaned your bike later

[bookofenoch34]

yeah that dude got some good heroin in his system, good lesson for all the kids out there haha

[XxSameerxX]

lmao

[1000OceansWide]

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah!!!

[farter1a2b3c]

rofl

[DEDEDE711]

iliekmudkipzs im black in i fond that funny =P

[iliekmudkipzs]

Poor nigga it just needed some chicken

[jigilo5000]

and watermelon for refreshments and I herd you liek mudkipz

[iliekmudkipzs]

Myabe a watermelon but coolaid only works with niggas on drugs and FUCK YEAH!!! i liek mudkipz's

[robbiewillem]

Look at 1:58, there you see a man jogging. That's the person that helped him. The driver didn't get out of the car.

[SpicsRMyShit]

FUCKING NIGGERS

[THERIPPER216]

HONKEY

[Manofry]

Riding a bike while drunk is really funny... before you fall.

[SubscribeToMike]

He looks more autistic than drunk

[streetfightermatt]

typical nigger, drunk and stealing shit. disgrace

[ehill1536]

My new internet slang..... FASM = Funny AS a Muthafucka

[rs2owner]

lollllllllll

[ejinathan]

hehe that was hilariouse.

[ANALDAMUS]

i hope he stole a white persons bike...fuck those pink rats.ha

[HighvoltagePivot]

He's not riding like it's stolen but he's walking like he's pissed :D

[italianfisher]

fucking ignorant nigger

[hankeybillfred]

damn nigga stole my bike!

[allanboy1994]

It's in Brazil,all those niggas is crz,i love this country,but i don't use bike to exercisse,hahahaaha be-carefull,nigga stole your bike now."drink,get down and get up"in portuguese is "beber cair e levantar "nordestian Braziliam music

[puFoNiT]

I think he was about due for another beer!

[MialkowskiC]

he was on heroin

[classmassgrass]

if it was true and he was drunk he was on something else to!

[Recht14op8een8mening]

Hope he gets fucking hit by a car

[tomcatfranks]

Someone stole his balance, lol

[RunaroundStar]

did someone steal the guys car? lololol