obviously steve jobs and the rest of the apple team don't watch madtv. what a stupid name for that thing...i don't think i'd ever buy one after watching this...i just wouldn't be able to use it without laughing or being completely grossed out
this shit was predictable. i was laughing about this comedy sketch before it ever came out when i heard apple made an ipad. some fucker just had to make a joke out of a womans snatch and tie the two together. real fucking funny if you are a dumb ass.
@A503B201 lmao you dumbshit, blasack, saggytitts and lick of my jizz from your moms ass; hell yea I creampied that shti real good.
that was my diss
and now for the real point
madtv is canceled now and this sketch was made a WHILE ago, that is why everybody is talking about it now, that how madtv predicted this shit and you're stupid and a giant cock eater
I see one of two things happening here. Either the ipad will tank because of the name, or the word pad will be an acceptable word again. Let's face it. No one really likes to say the word "pad". This just might make the word "pad" acceptable again!
AYEE; if anyone has the time; I'm still trying to motovate my gf to keep singing and playing the ukulele. type in discoverbec and listen if you wanna =] good comments and constructive criticism are highly appriciated, but thats not me telling you to say shes good just cause i think she is. i want your honest but non slanderous opinion.
Actually, 100,000,000 is closer to 2% of the worlds population. It's about a third of the population of the United States. Still a pretty big number though.
As of this moment he's only got 99,991,272 left before he reaches his goal.
To tell the truth, I think the iPad is stupid and a waste of money and time. Unlike a laptop that I can take out in public and not get a second glance, The iPad seems like something that will draw attention and just look plain stupid. Plus, there's so much ways to make fun of it. I will stick with my Sony Vaio and Zune HD.
The Apple iPad is DOA folks - no support for Flash content on the web (over 70 million websites use including ones you know and love like YouTube, Facebook, CNN, NYTimes) Litigation already underway against Apple for misleading and false advertising - over half the web you would be browsing would show empty boxes indication Flash required. Why would Apple do this? They want you to BUY your videos, apps, and music through their iStore - this item is a glorified iPod.
Apple isn't trying to stop people from accessing content. The iPhone includes a YouTube application. They're trying to keep buggy software--Flash--out of their phones...because it makes Apple look bad not Adobe.
If you want to do something productive with your vitriol, heap it on Adobe customer service. Tell them to fix the bugs in their software. The Safari browser (as of OS X 10.6) has a failsafe that will keep the browser running even if Flash crashes. How sad is that?
@swgbutcher: you idiot, have you ever even programmed in Flash?
Flash is not buggy. It's the stupid programmers who program stuff for it that write buggy Flash PROGRAMS. Newsflash: If you are a crappy programmer, you can write bugs into any software on any platform using any programming language. INCLUDING any of Apple's proprietary interfaces and APIs.
Clearly you are not a programmer and don't know what you are talking about. Please go waste your money and buy an iPad.
Actually, I am a programmer and I do know what I'm talking about. Yes you can write buggy programs in any programming language.
But you seriously believe that the Flash runtime has 100% unit test coverage? That it has no bugs of varying severity? That there might not be a serious bug in a multithreaded runtime that Adobe can't or won't fix? Apple spent extra effort to build a software "buffer" between Flash and a browser because of Flash programmers? You don't know what you're talking about.
the most a runtime can do is be set to catch exceptions and report them to the debugger/log, and at best it can time out (for infinite loops, for example) and clean up memory when the programmer is too lazy or stupid to do that correctly themselves... and this is what I see the Flash debugger do, so I don't see where the problem lies?
I do see where a problem lies with denying a user access to half of the most popular websites on the web.
As for unit test coverage... I don't see any indication that the Flash libraries and classes have NOT all been tested. There are bugs, yes, as there almost always are in anything... they get caught, reported, and -- if they are critical (which I have yet to see in Flash), they are fixed.
Even the sacred Mac OS has to patch their bugs with updates and upgrades (do a Google search for "Mac OS bugs")
And to answer your question do I think Apple built a "buffer" because of Flash programmers? Possibly. This is much like when Microsoft wised up to the poor programming of hardware drivers on WinME/95/etc, and why NT and 2000 (which had much stricter rules for driver code and permissions) prevented a lot of those hardware/drivers from being compatible... but in the process it made the OS look better because there ended up being fewer crashes. Why WOULDN'T Apple do that to make it look stable?
but thats just the part of me that is trusting Apple and giving them the benefit of the doubt. The much bigger, more cynical part of me thinks that it is indeed likely that they are crippling their device to drive demand for their proprietary software and App store (since otherwise many of the features of the apps can be achieved for free directly online via Flash RIA or through an Adobe AIR program on the computer)
The Flash runtime already catches the lion's share of actual coding errors. Most people never see them because they never run a debugging version of the runtime. The Safari Flash plugin catches errors in the actual Flash runtime.
I'm not going to try to guess Apple's motives. They're a business, not a charity. The same goes for Microsoft and Adobe. I have clients for whom the iPad is a great solution with a nice form factor and larger screen relative to the iPod Touch. For others, it won't be.
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the thing is it's not even funny, just a nasty retarded sense of humor... maybe a trucker with an IQ of 30 might find this funny, but oh yeah that's most PC users for you.
yes, and they found millions of people would like very small portable computers. sorry they forgot to ask you, but they'll still make a mint off this!
hey ladies, at least you can order your feminine products via the real iPad discreetly. Then use the iPad on the toilet to read an iBook during that "period" of time as well.
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the ending part is kinda getting lame
Legomakerx 1 year ago
i hate how there is laughing in the background
gothgirl9354 1 year ago
lol
ECHOVTF 1 year ago
Know what's funny? There is actually a real life product called an "iPad". WTF.
barber747 1 year ago
@barber747 this was filmed/posted before the ipad came out. though i don't know why apple changed the name from islate to ipad if they'd seen it...
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wow that was lame.
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Funny
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wow... that's was just as stupid as guys drooling over half naked women at the beach!!! let's see the alphabet to this video would "L-A-M-E" !!!
Imcupcakeflavoured 1 year ago
Dude, your self-promoting text completely got in the way at the funniest part.
PaperbackWizard 2 years ago 3
what the.... she hide in....
wuiyang 2 years ago
Itoy anyone??? Hahaha!!!
Soalreaper44 2 years ago
how about a icondom
1010dx 2 years ago
that black woman looks like a man...
kiddimeister 2 years ago
ll take the black one over that white woman, look at her forehead.
jagjagin 2 years ago
any1 else find it hilariously ironic that a new apple gadget called the ipad is out?
Ramonerdna 2 years ago
obviously steve jobs and the rest of the apple team don't watch madtv. what a stupid name for that thing...i don't think i'd ever buy one after watching this...i just wouldn't be able to use it without laughing or being completely grossed out
xxphillygirlxx 2 years ago
I HAVE ONE OF THESE
paulitajones 2 years ago
this thing just got SOOO MUCH FUNNIER with ipad actually existing now. what geniuses they were, i love you Madtv
kickazz1234 2 years ago
Who knew Apple would actually announce an "iPad"?
QWERTYCommander 2 years ago
this shit was predictable. i was laughing about this comedy sketch before it ever came out when i heard apple made an ipad. some fucker just had to make a joke out of a womans snatch and tie the two together. real fucking funny if you are a dumb ass.
A503B201 2 years ago
@A503B201 lmao you dumbshit, blasack, saggytitts and lick of my jizz from your moms ass; hell yea I creampied that shti real good.
that was my diss
and now for the real point
madtv is canceled now and this sketch was made a WHILE ago, that is why everybody is talking about it now, that how madtv predicted this shit and you're stupid and a giant cock eater
nunistan 2 years ago
LMAO
MrQZWarrior 2 years ago
holy shit. that's crazy.
Konota0clone 2 years ago
@AleserTristram565 shut up and burn in hell you spamer
anjumaaka97 2 years ago
fofl
anjumaaka97 2 years ago
lmao!!
who thought the ipad was actualy going to appear lol
mousikaz 2 years ago
I find it incredible that no one from Apple pointed out this skit.
joeljrichards 2 years ago
@joeljrichards i know. when i saw that apple actually came out with something called an ipad, i was like "wait....what?"
i kept thinking of this video lol
dudette63 2 years ago
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MarcusTVideos 2 years ago
funny; i some how knew this would resurface.
PopeKurt 2 years ago
Im getting an i-pod.
i think i might be dissapointed
americandiamond101 2 years ago
lol
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live2ride73 2 years ago
o.o
GigiMiniShow 2 years ago
I see one of two things happening here. Either the ipad will tank because of the name, or the word pad will be an acceptable word again. Let's face it. No one really likes to say the word "pad". This just might make the word "pad" acceptable again!
emsawyer 2 years ago
wow isnt that ironic
videofan1054 2 years ago
love the BONO music!!!!
thojyout23 2 years ago
oh and this video is old..so hahaha
thojyout23 2 years ago
AYEE; if anyone has the time; I'm still trying to motovate my gf to keep singing and playing the ukulele. type in discoverbec and listen if you wanna =] good comments and constructive criticism are highly appriciated, but thats not me telling you to say shes good just cause i think she is. i want your honest but non slanderous opinion.
DiscoverBec 2 years ago
they're pscic (spelling)
flyingrabbit123 2 years ago
wasnt it suppost to be called an iSlate?
GiraffeAbortion 2 years ago
@GiraffeAbortion
HP might be making something like the iPad called the HP Slate
BMondi 2 years ago
hey look down under you mouse, what's that? a mouse PAD, guhahahaha, duh herrrrrrr, maxi mouse pads, get it, mouse PAD, maxi PAD heee haaa heee haaa guh duh hahaha
8aetroya8 2 years ago
THATS HILARIOUS!
bbbeeeaaautiful 2 years ago
That was funny, but if the iPad is not a fail I am going to LMFAO.
johnnykilroy9394 2 years ago
Why does she need a wire if it has bluetooth?
Think people
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@NWReviews the iPhone has bluetooth, but uses a USB cable
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@NWReviews Why did you waste 20 seconds typing that...?
jamesthemod 1 year ago
@NWReviews um maybe cuz it has headphones??? DUH!
Kaitiefly 1 year ago
@NWReviews
Bluetooth technology doesn't power itself automatically.
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jackkelly1992 1 year ago
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@NWReviews shes "charging it"
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I think that I might throw up o.o
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I knew it was only a matter of time.
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rofl this is what i thaught of when u heared all the camotion about the actual ipad lol THEY CAN TELL HE FUTURE...
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purpleALB 2 years ago
when I watched the apple iPad launch, i noticed at the time there were no talking heads that were women
daysofawe 2 years ago
akward!! lmao
pinoy8me 2 years ago
lol
norway61911 2 years ago
this is really ironic
cOrExsCeNex211 2 years ago
HAHAHASHAHAHAHA
boygagaboygaga 2 years ago
FTW
NadehappyxD 2 years ago
Wicked!!!! lolx!
kelvinlai7 2 years ago
someone should be sick to have such rediculous ideas!
eshshakchi 2 years ago 2
ok that was funny
TrustWordy 2 years ago
This is why we need Mad TV back.
Vendarian 2 years ago
Yeah..
Summershines11 2 years ago
Will people quit posing there Ad's on video's sometimes but anyway OMG!
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It should be a super bowl ad.
ninjaman639 2 years ago
EPIC
tejano2828 2 years ago
lol that was SO funny!!!!
wulfjr 2 years ago
you could even download a dildo application!!! HAHAHA
asilex247 2 years ago
Rediculous!!!!!
violetp69 2 years ago
I've seen this so many times already. Lol so funny.
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MattG124 2 years ago
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pbostrm 2 years ago
Actually, 100,000,000 is closer to 2% of the worlds population. It's about a third of the population of the United States. Still a pretty big number though.
As of this moment he's only got 99,991,272 left before he reaches his goal.
KHAT0VAR 2 years ago
To tell the truth, I think the iPad is stupid and a waste of money and time. Unlike a laptop that I can take out in public and not get a second glance, The iPad seems like something that will draw attention and just look plain stupid. Plus, there's so much ways to make fun of it. I will stick with my Sony Vaio and Zune HD.
Lieutenantkaiya 2 years ago
iPaid for an iPad and iFailed!!
DaRealDannyD 2 years ago 3
Super funny, better than the real Ipad will be! Awesome.
ELevenhagen 2 years ago
The Apple iPad is DOA folks - no support for Flash content on the web (over 70 million websites use including ones you know and love like YouTube, Facebook, CNN, NYTimes) Litigation already underway against Apple for misleading and false advertising - over half the web you would be browsing would show empty boxes indication Flash required. Why would Apple do this? They want you to BUY your videos, apps, and music through their iStore - this item is a glorified iPod.
Ill get the HP Slate.
StraightShooter01 2 years ago
Apple isn't trying to stop people from accessing content. The iPhone includes a YouTube application. They're trying to keep buggy software--Flash--out of their phones...because it makes Apple look bad not Adobe.
If you want to do something productive with your vitriol, heap it on Adobe customer service. Tell them to fix the bugs in their software. The Safari browser (as of OS X 10.6) has a failsafe that will keep the browser running even if Flash crashes. How sad is that?
sgwbutcher 2 years ago
@swgbutcher: you idiot, have you ever even programmed in Flash?
Flash is not buggy. It's the stupid programmers who program stuff for it that write buggy Flash PROGRAMS. Newsflash: If you are a crappy programmer, you can write bugs into any software on any platform using any programming language. INCLUDING any of Apple's proprietary interfaces and APIs.
Clearly you are not a programmer and don't know what you are talking about. Please go waste your money and buy an iPad.
kidelectric 2 years ago
Actually, I am a programmer and I do know what I'm talking about. Yes you can write buggy programs in any programming language.
But you seriously believe that the Flash runtime has 100% unit test coverage? That it has no bugs of varying severity? That there might not be a serious bug in a multithreaded runtime that Adobe can't or won't fix? Apple spent extra effort to build a software "buffer" between Flash and a browser because of Flash programmers? You don't know what you're talking about.
sgwbutcher 2 years ago
the most a runtime can do is be set to catch exceptions and report them to the debugger/log, and at best it can time out (for infinite loops, for example) and clean up memory when the programmer is too lazy or stupid to do that correctly themselves... and this is what I see the Flash debugger do, so I don't see where the problem lies?
I do see where a problem lies with denying a user access to half of the most popular websites on the web.
kidelectric 2 years ago
As for unit test coverage... I don't see any indication that the Flash libraries and classes have NOT all been tested. There are bugs, yes, as there almost always are in anything... they get caught, reported, and -- if they are critical (which I have yet to see in Flash), they are fixed.
Even the sacred Mac OS has to patch their bugs with updates and upgrades (do a Google search for "Mac OS bugs")
kidelectric 2 years ago
And to answer your question do I think Apple built a "buffer" because of Flash programmers? Possibly. This is much like when Microsoft wised up to the poor programming of hardware drivers on WinME/95/etc, and why NT and 2000 (which had much stricter rules for driver code and permissions) prevented a lot of those hardware/drivers from being compatible... but in the process it made the OS look better because there ended up being fewer crashes. Why WOULDN'T Apple do that to make it look stable?
kidelectric 2 years ago
but thats just the part of me that is trusting Apple and giving them the benefit of the doubt. The much bigger, more cynical part of me thinks that it is indeed likely that they are crippling their device to drive demand for their proprietary software and App store (since otherwise many of the features of the apps can be achieved for free directly online via Flash RIA or through an Adobe AIR program on the computer)
kidelectric 2 years ago
The Flash runtime already catches the lion's share of actual coding errors. Most people never see them because they never run a debugging version of the runtime. The Safari Flash plugin catches errors in the actual Flash runtime.
I'm not going to try to guess Apple's motives. They're a business, not a charity. The same goes for Microsoft and Adobe. I have clients for whom the iPad is a great solution with a nice form factor and larger screen relative to the iPod Touch. For others, it won't be.
sgwbutcher 2 years ago
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the thing is it's not even funny, just a nasty retarded sense of humor... maybe a trucker with an IQ of 30 might find this funny, but oh yeah that's most PC users for you.
8aetroya8 2 years ago
Lol an apple fan boy is mad, how dare they make fun of apple!
Noliving 2 years ago
LMFAO IRONY IS AMAZING
kl2488 2 years ago
this is like a year or two old!
zunedog31 2 years ago
wtf!$%#????
kole726 2 years ago
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mike22490 2 years ago
the world is ending : /
TheAdrianaDawnson 2 years ago
i remember wathing this, and thought it was a joke when apple announced it, dont they do research?
mrhockey50 2 years ago
yes, and they found millions of people would like very small portable computers. sorry they forgot to ask you, but they'll still make a mint off this!
AikiDavid7 2 years ago
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BAGEProduction 2 years ago
women...
Dmeta19 2 years ago
The new ipad,
It will revolutionise the way people will die alone
chipmunk126 2 years ago 2
amen to that
koolaidpuc 2 years ago
Hey iPad R u in?
itti1977 2 years ago
LMAO
MRTTVD 2 years ago
was that suppose to be fiunny ?
luis0luis0luis7 2 years ago
oh fucking hilarious.
mamunhossain 2 years ago
clever x)
xoxAlwaysJoeyxox 2 years ago
Ho-Boy... This sure come in handy after few years of waiting.
lim81x 2 years ago
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MissLockerz 2 years ago
XD can't believe they're making an actual ipad now.
This commercial would've been perfect for when it came out. Hope they re-run it.
iluvdrakeandjosh 2 years ago
awsome
ttiimm125 2 years ago
then technically it's not a pad if you have to stick it up there
IwillKillYourCereal 2 years ago
so now the real iPad released and we all know the size of it, can women still stuff it in.... there?
PizzicatoArco 2 years ago
they are makeing Ipad real now.... i hope they put it where its soposed to be on this vid
desireing1 2 years ago
heheh
quicksilv3r1984 2 years ago
this one is better.
clumsygirlboy 2 years ago
LOL
"vaginal firewall protection" : )
ScorpionFire98 2 years ago
Jeez, it was announced 2 days ago and they have already made parodies...
AbovePerfect 2 years ago
@AbovePerfect no. this was made way before the announced Ipad frm apple. lol
bxbella39 2 years ago
@bxbella39 haha Ok, good to know it.
AbovePerfect 2 years ago
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Qtyled 2 years ago
who was that
hulkdudekid2345 2 years ago
hilarious. after viewing, peer into the most colorful kaleidoscope online. even Wikipedia gives it a mention. search for "Blue Siberia"
radiogreenblue 2 years ago
*o*
mujoyce 2 years ago
lololololo!!!!
FireHazard001 2 years ago
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/watch?v=rfL0wVnUDP8
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also watch my video of the IPAD
007bartv 2 years ago
thats just funny! xD
peterisannoying 2 years ago
after reading some of the comments I'm pretty sure a good portion of the people here don't understand how a sanitary pad works...
Sleepydrone 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SM062K8 2 years ago
make sure you use plenty of iLUBE when you insert this thing, ok?
JesusManson323 2 years ago
watch my video of the ipad
/watch?v=rfL0wVnUDP8
007bartv 2 years ago
Wow did they fucking call it or what!?!?!??!!!?!?! FUCK SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE THIS SHOW WAS THE BEST
iDiggMGL 2 years ago
"I have a narrow cervix"...LMFAO
JesusManson323 2 years ago
The aple ipad has actually cam out LMAO!
HawxKid 2 years ago
is this mad tv?
Djlucky227 2 years ago
yes =)
roxyrazy 2 years ago
hey ladies, at least you can order your feminine products via the real iPad discreetly. Then use the iPad on the toilet to read an iBook during that "period" of time as well.
8aetroya8 2 years ago
FAST
weaponEX 2 years ago
LMAO. Sick.
ccsrobot 2 years ago
Americans never seem to make me laugh :/
QuickProfits 2 years ago
Epic fail. You posted on the wrong video.
tarzann94 2 years ago
omg im gettin 1
thekiller199 2 years ago
Vaginal fireware
sounds like that hurts.
galaxygolden 2 years ago
@galaxygolden: LOL! Will a "Trojan" help or make it worse? :P
Damndrrtyapes 2 years ago
Wait for Ipad nano for teens!!! hahaha
gerardoxs 2 years ago
you're not funny
JackBacket 2 years ago
LOL. That was EPIC.
yomi001 2 years ago 3
lol
SonicSlayer66 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA too funny :)
TessicaWillistick 2 years ago
excellent
1888junkteam 2 years ago
maybe they will do a sketch of ipad second generation....
madonna915 2 years ago
wow, there ALREADY bashing on the ipad XD
jewifeifei 2 years ago
@jewifeifei
hahha this came out 3 years ago.
it's a hilarious coincidence!
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