Xcalizorz | Surprise Bitch (Comtage)

[FameV4]

@xXstocksy100Xx his first video was called COD4 TDM IS FUN

[Exit89Drums37]

his voice has changed sooo much lol crazy

[SpideRx21O]

Infinite uh Nooobtubes.

[aChinkyQuadx]

cuz I was saved by the bell!

[KingFatbott]

3:30 I will be using the UM- no, no, no, GOD FUCKI-

[AllxSizexPro]

1:05

[Blueball0120]

@AllxSizexPro I think its Battlefield 1943.

[AllxSizexPro]

What game at 1.05?

[XxPR3DA7ORZxX]

What the GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!

[MrSapeito]

Fuck toostie pops!!!!!!

[noathecrip]

He deboneified my bonerific knife.. fuckin douchebag...

[xXstocksy100Xx]

umm do hutch

[xXstocksy100Xx]

Does anyone know his ACTUAL first ever video not necessarily commentary or gameplay just his first ever uploaded video?

[Blueball0120]

@xXstocksy100Xx Go to his channel go to uploads and click date added.

[DanielTosh211]

@xXstocksy100Xx no becuz he use to have another account but it got flagged for copyright and was deleted. so his real "first" video isnt on youtube anymore. Nor are the ones he had on that account (i dont know how many)

[Leg3nd4t0ld]

@DanielTosh211 true dat, true dat

[SkullsGFX]

at 2:50 that was the first xcal vid i saw back in 2008. i carn't believe i still remember.

[Rapsca11i0n]

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Ratings for this video (2038 total)

Number of likes 2011

[MCTV96]

fuck snowflakes and youtube

[cheeselover626]

Ha i remember when hutch called himself the mightyhutch. those were some good ol times.

[The360Kid]

5:35 brings back memories



[Painomanonthemoon]

Hey this is back when xcal actually liked making call of duty communities.

[xgreen55]

Im confused i just watched xcals first commentary and his voice was lower in his first commentary then the one at 0:50

[allroundmma1]

hahah in some of these commentary moment he sounds more like BT than xcal

[TheF2TheInnian]

@allroundmma1 thats becuase xcal and blametruth used to be the same person

[trey4562]

@TheF2TheInnian They've never been the same person, they just used to sound like each other when the mic quality wasn't as good as it is now.

[TheF2TheInnian]

@trey4562 lol, wow.......

[brasseagle199]

where did the hutch thing come from?

[Blueball0120]

@brasseagle199 Here's the link  /watch?v=0KclaE5TsN8

[kevsrock90]

@brasseagle199 hutch joined the game that xcal was playing.

[kickelodeon]

HIS VOICE HAS CHANGED SO MUCH LOL

[SMHonRS]

Howold was xcal from his first videos?!

[BobTheRedo]

this is late and i've seen this video a dozen times, but what's the video called where he says "this kicks the living shit out of i hate my team 6"?

[talentlover]

Great talent!! ... There are some amazing artists, still unknown, just waiting to be discovered. Please visit my channel to discover one of these... an artist I really believe in and who I feel desreves a break.

[reidf96]

4:25



[EliTeSlayER74]

Ha screech!

[kaurel1]

The end of the video....EPIC :DDD

[lvsoad22]

wheres the fuck do you think ur goin son? Nowhere.

[11910blackops]

Xcaliz0rz-thee3nd

[XxToxicSlugxX]

Wow, I can remember watching all these vids years ago....

[LifeOrbPlusle]

@XxToxicSlugxX

I know right? Its been so long.

[xShannk]

if i get a hundred likes on the comment ill post a video response to this where me and a friend jump out with a fire extinguisher and spray some kid for a classic "SURPRISE BITCH" moment

[dopeyboy415]

@xShannk thats called assault.

[vampireseras]

Remember when we thought he was dead? Haha..

[pc3petey]

way to quote the video...

[xgreen55]

00:47 wow xcal sounds different now

[infiinity00]

Push 7 for... SURPRISE BITCH!

[CuttlefishUnited]

GOD FU-

[masterchief2114]

@SurprizeBitch dude, if youve got the time, you should make an updated one of these from later mw2 vids and black ops vids. It would be amazing

[Bbalkidd100]

Surprise Bitch!!........i'm in the doorway.

[daki1235]

Domination on favela i will be using the um no no no no GOD FUCK!! ahahhaha

[MynameisAngelz]

i liked the Mighty Hutch goes Mighty seven and nine

[KoopasFTW]

Why the fuck are the top comments just quotes from the video?

[Joha2350]

@KoopasFTW Cause the quotes are just so god damn epic :D

[Zk2500]

@KoopasFTW Because this is an awesome vid.

[Hucketuck]

Links to his first commentary /watch?v=cx6yaKB82Ss

[Kailon791]

Wow This video is awesome, nice job! " Wait for it.... wait for it.... SURPRISE BITCH!!! oh shit, no no no no GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! " Gotta love Xcal!

[xGeeOhh]

One ~ Tohoo ~ Threehee! FUCK! FUCK GRENADES AND FUCK TOOTSIE POPS!

[xihakuix]

LOL "FUCK GRENADES AND FUCK TOOTSIE POPS!" reminded me of the torrets guy xD

[anothernormaldude]

youve got so much more material for a new one with his brolympia, uzi, big amo, and dragonov stories. hahahaah it would be great

[iFantasmo]

"How many shanks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1, 2, 3... FUCK!! FUCK GRENADES AND FUCK TOOTSIE POPS!!

[MrGTAmaster2001]

the video is damn funny

[Bigsmoke930]

sooo awesome

[GTxxxlDeathlxxx]

Lmfao watch this with transcribe audio on..

[SGTW3STW00D]

he's said sooo many awesome things since this...a second one is needed I think!

[TheHenrayy]

Wait for it.... wait for it......

SURPRISE BITCH

OH SHIT NO! NO! NO!

-Grenade Blows Up-

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[CarayzeGuy]

No, no. no NO! *Grenade rolls to the door*

[n3m3siskhan]

FUCK GRENADES AND FUCk TOOTSIE POPS

[Intervention1992]

infinite...noobtubes 

[PrvtCaboosh]

@IIIIZenoIIII well with the puny flag cap radiuses of cock of duty you kinda have to sit still to cap the flag :p

[IIIIZenoIIII]

@PrvtCaboosh Nah i know, it was just funny :P

[BigggRice]

this is the greatest video on youtube

[Hucketuck]

best ever - period

[UniversityofAlabama1]

@IIIIZenoIIII He was capturing a flag. Are you stupid?

[UniversityofAlabama1]

@IIIIZenoIIII You expect him to run around capturing that flag while one million grenades hurl toward him?

[XxDEADxSILENTxX]

The frag no no no godddddd damn haha

[jarHeAd4685]

press 4

[TheBmwman123]

Fuck grenades fuck tootsie pops

[ThePooperRat64]

stupid fucking grenades

[yorgishmorgis]

hey does anyone know if a persons channel can block someone? cause i think xcal blocked me but y?

[iCameron99]

@yorgishmorgis

He probably blocked you for maybe calling him a liar. It happened to me, but I created another account. *hehe*

He blocks a lot of people. Don't feel bad.

[killuexyz99]

No no no GOD FU***

[AndyysAccount]

This Was Released A Day Before My B-Day :)

[BlackbirdTerrorist95]

He doesn't say Whats up ladies and gents anymore = (

[xgreen55]

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen... period.

[LakeDownz]

at 2:05 is that xcal? ive been watching him almost from the start and i don't recognize him sounding like that.

[F1Rocks1000]

@LakeDownz that was like 2 years ago and he had a shitty mic

[gexay]

I don't recommend image searching "surprise bitch".

[Darkfire889]

Someone had to do this and someone still needs to make an xcal soundboard

[iFantasmo]

I will be using the UM- No...no...no. GOD! FUCK!

[bandgeek097]

how many shanks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Is the best one

[DylanTheVillyn]

"No no N- GOD....Fuck!!!!!" nearly pissed myself i laughed so hard.

[hazamis9781]

does any1 have the link for the commentary that starts at 2:02, i cant find it

[iStaLLionZ]

@hazamis9781

It's not on YouTube or anywhere for that matter I don't think. It's a super old call of duty 4 round back when he made a trailer on things he was going to post, and he said he was going to get around to it, but never did due to the "shet qualiterz" and how he almost went blind trying to watch them. lol

[MyNamelsJohn]

"..no..No...NO...GOD...FUCK"

[MyNamelsJohn]

Haha this is great!

[WimpyCheese]

Why the hell is Fred figglehorn one of the tags???????

[b3nnyb0yz]

Where'd you think your going son? Nowhere.

[Moosterton]

3:45 best moment ever

[DarkRoxas36o]

I laughed so hard at the Zeus Grenade.

[Ballin2much0]

LOL

[vanilla123ize]

i stopped my porn to watch this and i must say, im happy i did

[Gomosojo]

what session is the clip at 3:25 from?

[bioniclefreak01]

Im not going to like it bevause it has 1337 likes

[TheMrIVIarks]

1337 likes

[kungfuhailie]

this wasnt even funny wtf? if this was his best i really dont wanna know his worst.

[TheHatedHobo]

@kungfuhailie go kill yourself to worthless shit

[lukewuzhere1000]

no, no, no- GOD...FUCK!!!

[Reigo80]

Hahahaha, this was fuckin funny. Good ol' xcal.

[GlennBacca]

2:57 LOL

[SWOTBM]

4:00

Best clip :D

[MrIzzy452]

1 word. Fake & Gay.

[jordanajf3]

#RIPxcal

[CODXClown]

do one of tejb plzzzzzzzzzzzz

[TheOriginalFrancis]

1:05 My god that's the best xcal phrase ever!

[gamezandguitarz]

the mity hutch went mity 7 - 9

[TheMaDdudy]

suprised bitch

[CarayzeGuy]

3:30 ... E-P-I-C

[EpicMrFailure]

17 people got suprised by bitches

[xSPxNiiNJAx]

@EpicMrFailure That was horrible

[CODVintage]

@xSPxNiiNJAx  ROFL

[EpicMrFailure]

@xSPxNiiNJAx your mom was horrible

[xSPxNiiNJAx]

@EpicMrFailure Wow. Creative comeback

[EpicMrFailure]

@xSPxNiiNJAx YOur mom was an creative comeback cause she had pimples on that nasty blue waffle.

[iRossyMedia]

SEANANNERSTAGE

NANNERTAGE

[xxjash100xx]

REally good tage but I think you could have incorprated some older stuff that was absolutely hilarious.

[xKaRNaGeV3]

You absolute legend

[chickendude08]

WHAT THE ..GET THE FK OUTTA MY WAY!

[Therobeet]

FUCK GRENADES AND FUCK TOOTSIE POPS

[SuperUsa4ever]

do seananners next! :D

[blackplaig]

HOLD DEVILS POT OF TEA!

[huy211]

SUPPRISE BITCH..OH SHI- NO NO NO NO NO! GAWD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

[AWRFlare]

SUPRISE BITCH :D

[EliteZ96]

"F*** GRENADES AND F*** TOOTSIE POPS!!!"

[ThePokeDawg]

pause on 1:53 GORE!

[jasonha82]

Suprise Bi**h.... (martrydom drops) No NO NO NO NO

[thehoman95]

what the hell does, "zerged" mean at 0:51

[SurprizeBitch]

@thehoman95 never played starcraft?

[thehoman95]

@SurprizeBitch I always played Warcraft 3.... Never got much into SC.

[Dudekawk]

@SurprizeBitch Played the Original 20 min. ago actually

[DoomDragonPirate]

@SurprizeBitch I think he was talking about zzirgrizz. zzirged.

[MayThePidgeRise101]

@SurprizeBitch Fuck Starcraft...



[aWildeAntar]

@MayThePidgeRise101 Its actually a good game. Not like COD, which takes a year and is only fun for 3 months

[sepirothfreak999]

@aWildeAntar that's a matter of opinion. I was an rpg guy myself, hardcore. A friend told me about mw2 and I thought it was for tards, then I bought it and I'm still addicted after 9 months.

[suparockr]

@thehoman95 um.... Zerg have you never seen Toy Story? Zerg (or Zurg) is the evil mastermind

[rikzz0r]

@thehoman95 rushed.

[esotericzz]

"No... no.. no.. GOD FU-"

[mdGObcKIDS14]

you should do one for ImileyI IcyrusI! he says some funny things too

[FedskaTheOne]

4:23 lmao. This makes me wanna play MW2 lol

[khag24]

xcal blocked me

[MarianOctavarium]

@khag24 Me too !! but in another account : )

[kamedave]

I think you (or someone else) should update this with his most recent ones. He's been doing a lot more "Surprise Bitch"'s as of late.

[Teenierful]

FUCK. FUCK GRENADES AND FUCK TOOTSIE POPS.

[superkitty12345]

5:26 to skip gay saved by the BELL@LKFJADS:LSKSD:LJK

[chsiao999]

FUCK! FUCK GRENADES AND FUCK TOOTSIE POPS

[infectedstreetz]

wait i hear something,wait for it,wait for it,wait for it SUPRISE BITCH!!!... OH NO NO NO GODDAMMIT!

[The8347135]

MARTYRDOM SUCKS!

[Ixp00nxM4ny]

3:56 my favorite clip... :p

[XIBlackTigerIX]

Looooooool 45 KiLL streak fail

[MrNowYouSeeMe]

I think xcal hates martyrdom...

[xJosh29x]

so good haha

[joshkirmzz]

2:16 FTW