"Gathering Storm" Audition #34

[jesuped]

Aidsburgers in paradise.

[ersaamen]

haha I'm a Mississippi ninja trader! lol

[TheStrong32]

What a hoot! "My precious freedom!"

[Dano853]

"I'm a chilean sea bass" LOL hilarious.

[slytherin42]

awayyyyy. AWAYY. AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

[oywidapoodles]

"forced by the government at gunpoint to gay marry my own child"

LMFAO

[nymphetDOLLY]

"I'm an arkansas bear wrestler." bahahaha

i lol'd. "i'm a chilean seabass."

you're hilarious. <333

[drdistracto707]

good god, you are just like jim carrey!!!

[cadman2300]

"Montana shoe buckler."  WTF!?

[baxx2k]

Hehe, nice. :>

[sajiko210]

Forced to eat AID'S burgers everyday at 3 o'clock. SIMPLY PRICELESS!!! ROTMFFL!!!!

[SuperTimawa2]

Yo da man, Bro! =)

Feel bad fo the ninjas, tho ...

[hardcorenoob37]

I'm afraid too... :P

[soundscapenyc]

f-ing brilliant!!!

[maryjane9040]

HA Ha !!!! awesome ! and hot too.

[theseaflows]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was really rolling around...my sides are hurting now....laughing so much!!

Love from England!!

[malkin555]

lol's that is great, a sea bass, forced at gun point to gay marry my child. absolutly genius

[the1andonlyjman]

AWESOME!

[D0ug16]

South Carolina Giraffe Masterbater... LMFAO

[LokiSilverFlame]

Florida Power Bottom!!! :) I love it!

[drshrinklet]

HILARIOUSNESS!!!!

[rbjnla]

Hawaii Luau person, Oklahoma Jungle Gym designer, Florida power bottom - LOVE IT! Montana Shoe Buckler.

I am in Love with this guy

[the1andonlyjman]

Arkansa bear wrestler

[finehomemadewine]

they should hire him, he wasn´t any worse then the actors in the ad.

[soundscapenyc]

Hilarious! 5*'s

[makesomeggs]

haha

You my friend are a funny, funny man.

[Oblivimark]

i think i'm in love

[butterfly141989]

LMAO X DDD

[WhyDontYouJustSay]

"i'm a Florida power-bottom" that might have been true

[Gravy2468]

Looks like it's hard to pretend like gay marriage effects your life.

[PutannaXXX]

I'm a Mahi Mahi from Walla Walla and this whole NOM thang is So so.

You go go boots.

I mean go go girl.

[michaelwho]

Voted!  I'm a California fudge packer.

[abjectif]

Here's a quick & easy response to the National Organization for Marriage: SURVIVOR MEME

Call the NOM 1.609.688.0450 and leave them a message on the theme of "survival" :

Gloria Gaynor / Reba McEntire / Destiny's Child / inane parts of the TV show/be creative

Look up your survival message on youtube and hold the phone nearby.

Or fax...(888) 894-3604

We will outlive this crap

[ZejithThemis]

I am an Eritrean fudgecicle farmer, forced by the government to gay-divorce my faith.

[rbjnla]

I'm a Chilean Sea Bass. ha ha ha

[marksasuke64]

hahahah aids burger...thats so classic..make more videos!!!hahaha

[penvsword]

from 1:29 on !!!!!!!!!!fab-tastic...

[Cross64]

"Forced by the government, at gun point, to gay-marry my own child."

LOL!

[xjosex11]

he calls himself straight ????? ok

i support gay marriage the nom is going to fail like every other

religious group

[WolfgangPwnz]

I hope u realize this is a joke XD

[PutannaXXX]

I'd love to see Paul Lynde and John Nelson Reilly doing this commercial, perhaps Liberace?

[unicornguard]

i love the confusion at 1:07

also i blushed when you said florida power bottom

[dudevoc]

this is a scream!! thanks!

[sam0477]

Great video! I hope people can see how you put things in perspective. YAY gay marriage.

[ugzz]

you win. at the internet

[Toscabella]

HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!

[kidpahl]

a florida power ha ha ha

[gabaman]

"McAids Burgers?"

[Vogter2100]

F****** awesome.. did you get the part?

[crazylawstudent]

What's he complaining about? AIDS burgers are okay if you put enough horseradish on them.

[melson000]

I actually cried with laughter. So damn funny.

I hope that this points out the idiocy of the original ads to those bigots that made it.

[sadguyfoundout1]

ahahaha

all the parodies of that one advert are hilarious

[footfingers]

the 'awaaayyy....AWAYYYY' part was very reminiscent of jim carrey. kudos on being hilarious

[laguitarbass]

haha dude this was awesome

[justintw5]

hilarious!

[vespergbi]

AIDS BURGERS

[girux2]

Awesome!!! I'm a Chilean sea bass too!!!

[dontcallmesurely]

Gay buttsex is SLOPPY.

[eLust]

aids burgers! haaaa

[herenow23]

lol, this is so funny

[blufuzidice]

aahaha this is awesome!

[paulahare2]

Land of the free, Home of the Brave!!!! Not land of the some and those who agree with my religion!!!!!

Author:DanielGrayWorld

[mh605]

Excellent satire!

[exploidur]

I did not expect to laugh. But I DID.

[RCSVirginia]

Ha, Ha, Ha! Made me laugh!

[newkillerstardust]

LOL

[Orvlogdo]

AIDSburgers? you're a genius!

[bgaz444]

I love this! it shows how truly ridiculous the NOM's video is

[disisdkat]

LOL - what a great build up! Well done.

[OSTARAEB4]

This will be a great 8th grade production.

[ChipAdkins]

Im a Mississippi ninja trader lol love this vid.

[buzzbudd]

I am a Wisconsin Cheesehead, and I am afraid I might have hurt something laughing so hard.

[ducdebrabant]

I am a Kentucky derby.

[ducdebrabant]

The guy is really cute, by the way.

[ducdebrabant]

I am an Oregon cherry

I am a Texas avocado

I am an Arizona sugar beet

[bitherwack]

Its too funny; My stomach aches!

'I'm a Montana shoe buckler.'

'I'm a South Carolina giraffe masturbator.'

I've never laughed so hard!

[aprillonna]

Okay, I am laughing so hard I am crying. And I want you to know, Watermelon, that all was going well until the moment I took a drink of my coffee just before you said "butt sex". Choke, spurt, gag, etc. Good job! ROFL.

[musicvirtuoso84]

Brilliant! Simply Brilliant! I'm a Chilean Sea Bass... forced by the government at gunpoint to gay marry my own child... forced to eat AIDS burgers everyday at 2 o'clock.... LOL

[sarge1186]

hahahahaha. This is grand

[crocostimpy]

I laughed and laughed, great job...

[nicoleross76]

"I'm a Chilean sea bass".  Ahahahahahaha! This is priceless - great job!

[veganjohn]

Very funny - I hope you get a few good dates out of this!

[morag815]

Damn you for making me spray pepsi all over my keyboard!!!

Also, you totally look like a much younger Michael C Hall :D

[kamitwi]

Haha, loved it. You made me snort. I don't snort often, so this is quite an accomplishment...yeah. 2M4M y'all!

[MasterMark123]

love, love , loved it !

[DosEagles]

Cool!!!

[stzach]

Enjoyed it, loved it, forwarded it. What more do you want? Oh yeah -- thanks!

[usernametaken0090]

have come together in hate...in love

[Drego642]

Forced to eat AIDS burgers every day at 2:00!

[QuePasa852]

Ahaha, "forced by the government at gunpoint to gay marry my own child." Well done!

[georgepaullewis]

Im a californian florist so confused do i make 2 bridal bouquets or 2 boutteners gay marriage will totaly destroy life as i know it

[badnewswade]

Oh god these parodies are lolworthy

[EmeraldView]

LOL. Awesome!

[bob0507]

Loved it :)

[brandxofttl]

The ninja trading made me lose it. Great work, sir!

[HexaBoron]

I liked the Kentucky Derby.

[stoked2behere]

ahahhhahha very nice

[MissShamrocks]

SO frickin funny, the Chilean sea bass is my personal fav....LMAO!

[bennettkw19]

I can't get over how funny this is... It would fit in perfectly with the other auditions... LMAO!

[Popepro]

Love love love this. Completely.

Please add this as a video response to the audition tapes!

[LaReinaDelBarrio]

I'm a Chilean sea bass forced at gunpoint... lol

[cheerboohiss]

That is utter amazing.

[ricki076]

OMG, I can't stop laughing!!

[bandouchan]

Brilliant. The Chilean sea bass just about killed me.

[dan14lev]

gay aborted. hahaah

[FreedomUSA1]

"forced to eat AIDS burgers"

Son-of-a-b, I can't stop laughing. You are genius!

[FreedomUSA1]

LOL, "I'm a New Joisi Choich group". Funny stuff.

[hypersquared]

I just laughed my face off. Now I'm pretty.

[takemytaco]

florida power bottom hahhaah

[eningera]

Brilliant...jungle gym designer. Ha!

[funnyman117]

This is genius.

[Popepro]

Hilarious.

[BlueOrchids2009]

haha Chilean sea bass