Howard Stern goes IN on Tom Hanks "rapper" son Chet Haze

[arezoi]

Hey Howard Stern, no one in Africa talks like that

[GentryJ20]

Anthony shits all over howard in sense of humor, impersonations, hell just about everything. Stern stinks.

[Safia1117]

I hope getglue comes out with a Chet Haze sticker. Classic!

[outlaw88scumfuc]

Chet Haze = everything wrong with these younger generations of shit heads

and I'm only 23

[wogfun]

I think Sterns just jealous.... I mean look at what his daughter is up to.... she moved 3000 thousand miles away and performs nude a few times a week in some off-Broadway play the last I heard. Daddy Howie must be super proud! His little girl is all grown up.

[catherineteacher77]

@wogfun REALLY????? I wonder why she would do that, with such a rich dad

[myopiniontothemax]

it just boggles my mind to see how caught in the past people are......i've personally seen all types of neighborhoods, i've seen mostly black neighborhoods and seen what you racists call "wiggers" get a lot of love there. I've seen mostly white neighborhoods and seen black people get a lot of love there. I've seen white guys rap. I've seen black guys rock it out. We all share the same culture. The American culture. And everyday it gets more diverse. And I love it

[catherineteacher77]

@myopiniontothemax well said!

[instantkarma257]

Chet is a pickle fucker.

[myopiniontothemax]

and one more thing.......the word "wigger" is one of the most ignorant words and it puts down black people....there is nothing wrong with a white person siding with black culture....why would you want to act like a lame ass white person who puts down black people and cant dance and is afraid to even look a black person in the face....i'll take being a "wigger" over a being "a real white person" anyday

[gabeasterd]

@myopiniontothemax i agree with you first point, but i feel it is far worse and far more objectifying to black people and urban culture in general for extremely privileged kids to be acting in this manner. There is nothing wrong with enjoying rap, being a rapper, relating to a culture not your own, or going against the grain of your own culture. "Chet" however has started using inflections and wordage generally not found in his upbringing. This is no different than "Blackface" actors of old.

[myopiniontothemax]

@gabeasterd your opinion holds no strength. It does not objectify black people if you talk "like a black person." And what does a black person even talk like these days??? You live in the past dude. In your argument you claim that he is like "blackface" actors of segregated days. Only thing is that he isn't acting and America is not segregated anymore. You think he hasn't been around a lot of black people? His dad is in the entertainment business man

[crsrcann]

@myopiniontothemax shut up fag.

[myopiniontothemax]

See, the older generations do not understand that the younger generations are not majority white anymore, and this affects any white kids even if they're from beverly hills to behave like the norm. The norm now is hip hop. Howard Stern comes from an era, even growing up in Queens, where he wasnt allowed to socialize with blacks. The younger generations which Chet Haze is apart are diversified and less classist. Howard Stern wishes he could grow up like the white kids now

[Mattraction513]

Asher Roth > Baby Gump

[Mattraction513]

Id be so pissed off if i spend that much cash to educate the little prick and he comes out taking like this

[CertifiedGooner729]

The Last Nigga on Earth starring Chet Haze.

[mythicalness]

yo wuddup MUH

[stavie03]

yo when you get done watchin toy story head on over to lizzen to chet yo

[bigfootbanger]

that beat was tough haha ill put a ski pole in youre pee hole lmfao

[meanmark1]

Anyone who doesn't understand this critique of Chet Hanks / Haze is doing a disservice to the very genre of music they THINK they're supporting. Chet Haze is adopting an identity that is far removed from his own life experience, which is that of a privileged, wealthy white kid from Beverly Hills with a safety net that most of us couldn't conceive of. So enough of the "chet is doing his thang" or "howard is just hatin". Wake up people, Chet is shitting on true rap and hip-hop.

[JL0vely]

@meanmark1 seriously! his father is in the top 10% bracket of wealth here in America...wtf does chet have to say that relates to me? what a freakin joke!

[Heisthejuan]

@JL0vely Top 10%? More like top .00000000001%.

[VigLou]

@meanmark1 Well said.

[crownbeatsjack]

Right on Howard! Reminds me of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B on Married...with Children.

[Diveous]

HEY STERN GUESS WHAT YOUR RICH TOO WHAT ARE YOUR STILL TALKING SHIT FOR....WE ARE ALL DISRESPECTING TOM HANKS BY TALKING THIS SHIT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SON WANTED TO RAP...WOULD YOU SERIOUSLY FUCK HIM UP??OR LET HIM LIVE HIS DREAM WHEN IT COMES TO THAT SITUATION LET YOUR SON ENJOY LIFE U ONLY LIVE ONCE...RAP HAS CHANGED ANYWAY ALTOUGH I WISH IT WAS BUT WESTCOAST GANGSTER SHIT IS NOT POPULAR ANYMORE...IF YOU GOT THE LOOKS YOUR A ELGIBLE RAPPER...

[solanum667]

They made a movie about Chet's Life, but they dramatized it and it's called "Malibu's Most Wanted".

[antfoot]

fuck u howard stern

[marvinshenk]

God, this kid is a wigger idiot fool. What's good, it's Chet Haze!.  If I were Tom Hanks, I'd smack the crap out of this kid and take away his inheritance.

What happened is that Tom and his rich wife neglected him and left him to himself to sit in his room and get high and listen to rap music all day long.

This is what you end up with when you decide to be a crappy parent that has no involvement with your kid.

They will create fantasy worlds for themselves and lame alter egos.

[MrDougBFresh]

Racist Bitch get off Chet's dick, he doin his thang!

[CHETACHEEZSQR]

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[meshell1210]

I love Howard! yo wat up dad

[ArchitekTV]

Robin Quivers is such a reverse nigger! does she know that she's black? She has family members that talk the same way! I wonder if Howard ever fucked her just to find out if he could call her a nigger while he was doing it.

[nabim123]

LMAO! ROFLCOPTER

[JoshKitto]

I like chet haze, but this is pretty damn funny

[nightfox215]

fuck you howard fuck you howard. may you get raped in hell by al-quedan terrorists you pompus fucking douchebag!!!!!!!

[dufortrph]

@nightfox215 Learn to spell, you fucking asshole. Stern rules. You're a retard.

[nightfox215]

@dufortrph u better shut da fuck up u batty boy. your account names retarded itself. u big bag of bullshit. fuckas dat support stern shud rape demselves. abysmmally ridiculous fuckers. fuck u man!!!!!!!!

[dufortrph]

@nightfox215 Holy shit, someone translate this to something resembling English so I can answer him.

[nightfox215]

@dufortrph fuck ur dad fuck ur mum rape your whole fucking family ya fucking american douchebag. if u eva cum 2 england, ill find you using my friend Jamal Woon. he'll bang u up jamican style!!! think before talking 2 13 yr olds like that. cuz i think, but i chose not to this time.

[dufortrph]

@nightfox215 Yeah, I can't WAIT to go to England. Thanks for the invite, scumbag. Jamal Woon? Sounds like a fucking disease.

[nightfox215]

@dufortrph u need go to rehab. i swear by fucking hell u reply anymore and ill fuck u up 100% british style when I move to new york city next year. u give america a bad name ya get me ya fuckin trans. and dont cuss jamal like dat cuz if i show him this comment thread, he'll fuck u up jamaican style.beside you're a batty boy as sed on your utube channel and jamal hates batty boyz. SO GO TO HELLL AND FUUUUCCCKKK YOURSELF.

[HappyValleyBUMF]

@nightfox215 dude ur either trying to just fuck around or a five year old retard. idt jamaicans fuck people up i think they get high as shit and pass out..shut the fuck up

[nightfox215]

@HappyValleyBUMF oh, so now u want sum too? reply and watch what happens.

[dufortrph]

@nightfox215 I know what will happen... you'll write a reply than nobody can read because you're fucking illiterate.

[nightfox215]

@dufortrph fuck off ya pissbag. wot u need is to get raped by gabourey sidbe!!!!!!!!!!! i cant put up with dis fucking bullshit :-@

[HappyValleyBUMF]

@nightfox215 i replied.

[nightfox215]

@HappyValleyBUMF yeh but u didnt say anyting bad. so please dont say anyting bad. cuz u know i wont do anything 2 u anyway.

[dufortrph]

@nightfox215 You are such a fucking retard. What are you, 12? Learn to fucking spell, douchebag. And I checked out some of Jamal's shit on YouTube ... sucks just like I thought it would.

[dufortrph]

@nightfox215 Trust me - nobody wants scumbags like you moving to America. And what does it mean to fuck somebody up British Style? Sounds pretty kinky, I think I'll pass. Oh, and I listened to some of that Jamal Woon shit. Garbage. VERY shitty.

[nightfox215]

@dufortrph why dont wipe your mumz ass and eat the shit fer once. so dont about my best frend like dat. go fuck jenny mccarthy

[grissle420]

A rapper named...Chet???

[BlackPDigitalMedia]

why is the assumption that rap music is exclusively in the ghettos and projects.. russell simmons, run dmc even puffy has some college experience in their lives.. the culture of the music is edgy and can reflect real life, but it is not exclusive nor is it a prerequisite to be a rapper.. if you dismiss chet because of his upbringing then you must dismiss diggy simmons because of his affluent upbringing as well. not to mention the angst of "grunge" music because somebody paid for the instruments

[GucciGucci86]

@BlackPDigitalMedia

i will dismiss Diggy when he starts rapping about drugs and guns other than that Diggy can rap all he wants. This kid is the fakest rapper in history. If you cant see that then you are as corny as this kid. I will just assume that i misunderstood your comment.

[BlackPDigitalMedia]

@GucciGucci86 : it's not about specifically rapping about guns and drugs.. it's about misrepresenting yourself.. well, let me back up.. unfortunately, today's audience wants you to "live" the music you portray.. that's why Gaga gets alot of flak.. but rap is funny.. when will smith as fresh prince did his music, they called him "soft" and said he "sold out", but as an actor, he's accepted.. he's from Philly.. diggy and chet both come from money.. but if they rap that, they won't have an audience

[GucciGucci86]

@GucciGucci86

whatever man.

[gaBehcuoDsuoitneterP]

Somebody ROB this kid. Put an end to his rap pipe dreams.

[jsicolts]

"listen asshole i'm your father" LMAO

[KARINCLANE]

Wow. And all this time I had no idea that Malibu's Most Wanted was based on a true story!

[bostonbobby12]

"yo i grew up in the shitty party of Beverly Hills motha fucka". classic stern.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Are there "Projects" in Hyannis Port?

[kelbygene]

Every time I hear the name Chet, I think of the older brother/shit pile in Weird Science.

[bblokes]

@kelbygene How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

[rrbrown813]

@kelbygene Yes! Bill Paxton...great 80's classic, though.

[djsity]

Chet Haze...lmao what a fuckin loser

[PtownMoto]

Stern Rules! bababooey bababooey

[icealex27]

i love howard, chet haze is a fag

[Secundas]

Yo Howard, his name's Chet Haze. Hanks was just his slave name! XDDDDDDD

[itsanawesomeguy]

@Secundas queer stfu

[HAILTHETH1EF]

how does howard get away with roasting african americans? lol

[catfisheddy]

lol .. my homie .. what a fucking douche ..

[GlowStickProductions]

"YO, WHAT UP" MA! "HEY LISTEN ASSHOLE, I'M YOUR FATHER."

"Listen to him, he's got the hat the whole fucking look he's got all the rapper shit on.."

"my homie, what a fucking douche"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL "Yo, my homie just showed me some beats mother fucker, I'LL FUCK YOU UP"

LOLOLOL "Yo, yo yo, I grew up in the shittty part of Beverly Hills mother fucker, we'll fuck you up over there, you drive fucking coming to my hood, fuck up man, you got some wack shit going down over there. soooo funny

[WelcomeToThe92503]

that''s fuckin CLASSIC STERN. I WAS LISTENING LAST NIGHT ON MY ITOUCH AROUND 2AM AND SPONTANEOUSLY STARTED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

MY GIRLFRIEND WOKE UP AND THOUGHT I HAD GONE MAD.

::FAVORITE::

[ShowCaseFYF]

lmao!!

[Clausfarre]

Chet "Wack Pakcer" Haze. Yo, dogg.

[Grandmastu]

he roXXorz



[TheFiremancarl]

what a self important jerkoff check gaze

[GotGame3636]

These wiggers always make me laugh. He grew up in the "ghetto" of Beverly Hills but acts black.....Stupid wiggers real name is Chet Hanks......I bet Tom is proud.

[satellite98]

stab you in your pee hole lol

[bblokes]

please tell me this is some kind of andy kaufmanesque joke this kid is playing on everyone...this can't be real.

[dufortrph]

@bblokes I know, I was hoping the same thing. But it IS real! I am terrified!

[otheozzy]

we're big chet haze fans... classic

[Misshumanoidtyphoon]

LMAO

[easyas314]

Hilarious!