The Clone Family

[TheWickedgirl123]

did anyone notice the hole in the underarm of his shirt

[spottedonabe]

Nerdfighter kids are the best kind

[Skyway2000Vlogs]

I READ THAT WRONG. I STILL HATE DECEPTICONS.

[Skyway2000Vlogs]

@wolf92193 I HATE DECEPTICONS.

[RosePetalsFalling]

AHHH! I saw the same article on spaceweather! I love craig that much more now.

[wolf92193]

He killed a clone kid, true, but what's worse is that the kid was a Nerdfighter. NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[lookingformybluebox]

French The Llama it's a Nerdfighter clone!

[1dayINmathCLASS]

DFTBA

[1234tche]

its never wrong its the internet. that should be a t shirt too!

[zeusapollo2990]

DFTBA!!!!!!!!!

[TheIzzyfish]

DFTBA! :)

[Aresftfun]

Don't tell 1283 who it should be! IT CAN BE HOWEVER IT WANTS!

[jaymeeboh]

"Looks like you got yourself a little Nerdfighter" *nerdfighter salute*

[NavehaNight3388]

this was on a wednesday, and on my bday. life = complete

[tehaznman]

"hi daddy, i haven't learned that ur not perfect yet"

i laughed so hard!

[AilaCeleste]

You totally need a Tumblr..

[davegrohl94]

how else saw the hole in the t-shirt under the right arm ?

[MrJumpingdude]

YOU TRIMMED YOUR BEARD?!! HOW COULD YOU WHEEZY?

[RiskyBrothers]

well, it does say that the asteroid is 175m across, and only a 35m across one has the ability to destroy an entire city, though the chances of it hitting a city are low.

[XxxCookieMonsterxxXv]

" I just want you to be happy, so feel less guilt when I send you to the alligator pit..."

I WANT AN ALLIGATOR PIT!!!

[angelisland22]

Turn the cookies? Oh Wheezy <3

[PickyMcCritical]

That fly did great; you should bring him back in another episode.

[McCabe13xxo]

A;LDKFALDSKFJ NERD FIGHTER KID CLONE! <3

[UrOnElmStreet]

You had a hole in your shirt

[insaneguy1509]

wheezy waiter fact iit took 30000000 takes for him to get the fly on his forhead

[xkkey]

I don't know why...but that unexpected fly landing on your forehead was hilarious.

[justineeeeeer]

haha exploding whiskers. 

[ChocolateBearChick]

that. was. hilarious.

[luvkid17]

It's the internet!! It's never wrong!!!

[punkdude777]

famous fly is famous now.

[roborovskihamsters]

that was brilliant :)

[JvyNky]

2:11Flippin hilarious! "And there's a fly on my forehead"

[DFTANerdfightario]

AHAHAHA SYLVIA PLATH

[phillyhippie]

3:37 You've got a hole in your shirt lol

[phillyhippie]

What happened to the handstands?! D:

[lemonice2700]

@phillyhippie He had to stop because it was hurting his wrists

[Dragonashuu]

ow my fucking  god! :O 50 stars:D

[ilikchoklitmeelk]

I wanna see Matt's face really close up. Not sure why, but do it.

[Foqk]

ily

[angieshel]

Craig, how many hours in filming and editing does it take to make a wheezy episode?

[gettinonminervas]

XD Gaint armpit shirt hole. I love how much you care, Wheezy.

[regularguy5mb]

Hmm... Wife Clone has escaped?

Wonder what dilemmas this could lead to...

[shwammy27]

I love Matt.

[TheSteelFire]

Wait...isn't Craig with a Wig supposed to be sitting at your kitchen table? What happened to him?

[gazelleguy]

Dammit Wheezy!!!! YOU CALLED AN APE A MONKEY!!!! :O

[juniperlei]

my brain is bleeding

[MrIan3333]

turn tha cookies? ilove it!

[gemmaisanerd]

YES, NOVEMBER 8TH IS MY BIRTHDAY!... wait.. NO! AN ASTEROIDS GONNA H... wait... i don't know whether to be happy or sad.

[perfectstorm333]

@gemmaisanerd Lol November 8th is my birthday too.

[perfectstorm333]

@gemmaisanerd Lol November 8th is my birthday too.

[perfectstorm333]

@gemmaisanerd Lol november 8th is my birthday too I'm having the same problem. :/

[CrazyHawasian]

"I haven't learned that you're not perfect yet!" son...he will never be perfect until he's Craig.

[neezner]

WHY WOULD YOU KILL A KID CLONE?!?!? DDD: bring him BACK!

[PickyMcCritical]

@neezner Actually kid clone killed himself. It was his family legacy.

[KellectricAvenue]

There's a hole in your shirt o.O

[lemonice2700]

Hahah Omg, I can't tell if this was freaking hilarious or kind of disturbing XD

[Earthperson101]

omg u know that piano music in the background? I remember using that in a iMovie project for school...OMG SO COOL iMovie is the best!

[TheFuzzyChronciles]

Turned cookies! Yeah!

[Hobbitfeet777]

Ok, Explosion Wednesday Is practically a thing now, Just make it one! it's been going on for like.... how long Now? I forget, haha

[Soccerrocks32]

HOO HA NERDFIGHTERS

[NikkElektrik]

2:13 When something happens by accident that actually adds up better than you could have imagined.

[freak123t]

see even the explosions want it to be explosion wednesday O.O

[FarfetchdForDinner]

Seeing Craig do the Nerdfighter thing.... *nerdgasm*

[lemonice2700]

@FarfetchdForDinner Me too! XD DFTBA

[Roxamification]

theres a hole under the arm of that shirt...

[Armedwithapen]

NERDFIGHTERS!!

[Onekatmandu]

I miss your glasses. :( Great video though. :)

[thelashondawilliams]

I think I found mom clone in my hall way behind the plant

[DaNightmare77]

THERE'S A FLY ON MY FOREHEAD

[DJBURBZ]

Fly on my forehead!!!

[LunaMagnolia]

1:29 makes my life.

[thefamouskaytay]

For all of those who are wondering, a lunar distance is the distance between the Earth and the Moon. A lunar distance is about 235,000 miles so 0.8 lunar distances would be approximately 188,000 miles. Don't worry paranoid clone, you're safe.

[inuyashaxkogome]

Craig....your advertisement sees old ppl......and its calling you

[1jcrobins1]

my mom say that the internet is always sometimes right

[MrHowdareyou]

Whats in the hallway :D I must know :DDDDDDDDD

[SamuelSlowMotionTV]

I like explosion wednesday!

[MrTommyboy247]

What? No new couch joke?

[CDclaymations]

@MrTommyboy247 The couch isn't new...IT'S BRAND NEW! NEW COUCH!

[haggis53]

NO. MORE. DRAMA! :D

[hici61]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o that kid was sooo cute. oh gosh, craig you are awesome!

[GTSampsn]

And there's a fly on my forehead

[thelastfigrole]

DFTBA!

[TMcBagginspwnz]

Nice hole in the shirt(;

[emsssssss]

what a cute wink!

[EcHoBaY2]

what are you talking about ? explosion wednesday is already a thing. weither you decide of it or not.

[NolanBrooks22694]

PIZZA!

[binshuwa]

Wheezy, you realize that there is a hole in your shirt?

[yexord]

Don't go to the light! --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[BritishAlienCompany]

'You've got a little nerdfighter there' - :O xx

[lynsieckert]

the fly part. omg.



[porterble]

I accidentally paused at 1:04 ... clicked on a new tab and then clicked back to see Craig staring at me like this

[urmomicous]

Oh m ygosh that paranoid clone is JUST LIKE MY BROTHER! "Where did you see that?"

"The news."

"THE NEWS IS ALWAYS WRONG. AHHABSADCNOWINE"

[kapplejacked]

That wig needs to become a permanent fixture.

[oohlook1ashiny]

a friend was looking for a picture of an old man with a beard. i sent them your way, weezy.

[Darkfire3221]

HOLE IN THA SHIRT PIT!!

[JPSninja94]

Nerfighters. Thank you for making youtube a heck of a lot better. :D DFTBA

[Psyberologist]

Epic lip shiver at 1:30 !

[olithegreat]

Somehow "turn the cookies" would have been funnier than "take out the turkey".

[MariazzZebra]

look at his fridge

[Clixadon]

turn the cookies! xD

[BeatrixNemesis]

It was dead fucking sexy when you flashed the nerdfighter sign.

[rez6457]

did you just compare stars to the stars of friends....oh wait i get it, weezy you clever chap, you..

[NostalgicTimeMan]

Ladywaiter.

[EmmaOnATangent]

Oh wow. PIZZA JOHN SHIRT MADE THIS ABOUT 23, 719, 502 times better. YAY!

[sethboy66]

@EmmaOnATangent actually i ran that through an inverse optical algorithm, and you were off by .2536615. but you were close.

[monarenegadelisa]

15 people aren't free from their suffocating marriages

[lorentio16]

WOO! Pizza John shirt:D

[TheSingingPeople]

NEERRRDFIIGGHTTERS

[xamenities]

armpit hole.

[3arthb3nd3r]

the joke here is a nerdfighter wanting to play sports XD

[monarenegadelisa]

@3arthb3nd3r That's what I thought!

[mrRapkis]

3:37 I think you are missing something, Craig. Like a part of your t-shirt.

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

Baby nerdfighter!

[DayDreamerLeah]

More quotessss!!! They make me laugh sooo much ;) Tah duck

[brutesRmine]

Hey Wheezy, do you play video games? And if so what's your favorite and are you excited for Gears of War 3?

[wisheshehadacoolname]

hey beardlovers...

get a preview of the next video (its a huge interactive one) called "cast awaiter"

on his website the wheezy waiter...im not sure i it appears automatically when you open the page, just search "making of cast awaiter" on google.

enjoy!

[mohamedgna]

PIZZA JOHN!

[beckyAbstract]

TY THE REGULAR GUY T SHIRTS SHOUD BE MADE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ZE!

[alaricdogface]

I saw wife clone at the Kit Kat Lounge.

[xforeverlovingyoux]

heyy wheezy, i think you're really awesome, and you're like, my hero...

but Please upload a new video soon! unless you jumped off a building or plane and didn't survive ;( if so, RIP <3

[jamieplaysdrums]

wheezy i just realized...i think i have a poster of your twin...the drummer(Jason mcgerr) from death cab for cutie

[imhamish]

You didnt mention your new couch D:

[SuperPinkprincess16]

Hello wheezy, I am a 13 year old girl from Europe. I suffer from a nervous disorder and get panic attacks sometimes…but when I do, I come to my computer or any electronic thing next to me, and watch one of your videos (especially a farm in the city) and they always distract me or calm me down. I would just like to tell you thank you for doing what you are doing.. You may not be the most famous you tuber out there, but you are to me. Thank you, with love from….

Xxxx Beardlover xxxX

[stove180]

I think you should bring back wife clone who agrees thumbs this comment up

[stove180]

@stove180 imake more videos starring wife clone exploring her sexuality or something funnY like you continue some of the stories of your clones!!

[MrToiletclogger]

and theres a fly on my forehead!

[princessemiko]

pizza john shirt = :)

[abigailfreakvlog]

why you no post new video wheezy waiter?

[lampreynoise]

Also, you have a huge hole in the armpit of your shirt, but don't worry I still think you're ~hawt.

[MildNarcissist]

Show me the hallway!

[v1c4r10u5]

clearly Craig has never made cookies before, and that's awfully depressing.

[beanzaronii]

wait, the clones trimmed their beards too?

[tubzoovang]

Did you do a purwater commercial?

[chentheawsome]

@CommunityGames101 WWOWOWOWOW I SAW YOUR VIDEO!!! i really wanna contribute.... but im not much of an artist, so maybe other people can do it? wow it looks really cool. I CAN'T WAIT TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE WHEN YOUR DONE WITH IT!!!

[Justmemyownself]

Wheezywaiter.... bomp.

[Zephyr315]

hey wheezy! theres gonna be a Settlers of Catan novel soon ;o

[PianoKitteh]

Nerdfighter :]

[randomlovablepandas]

I love how when video-making isn't his job, Craig made more videos than when it was.

[MaddhatterChannel]

I think it's amazing that you can clone your beard. I didn't think we had the technology to replicate such awesome facial hair.

[SLangstonnn]

Pizza John! Aw shout out to Nerdfighteria <3

[MissEmilyElise]

WHAT?? Is the couch not new anymore?!?!?

[KiyokoBunny2]

"looks like you have a little nerdfighter there" xD

[poepiebanaan]

Nice improv on the fly there.

[AmilyK]

hey i was wondering if you could put a shout out in your next video to my AP US history class our teacher PAnderson has an epic beard obsession and many kids in our class are nerdfighters as well as fans of yours! our most recent project is to add epic facial hair to president John Adams we chose to add your beard! it would be so wonderful if you could give a shout out to the "Okay Friends" Pandersons 7th hour AP US History class!

<3 Emily and Georgia

[biterlemon12]

wheezy, i miss your old apartment :(

[soon2bgray]

HI!! exploding whiskers are nice...next week maybe exploding pubes??  :D

[ChrisRomLike]

Beardlovers Rock! ---  Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[xsrtapaperdollx]

this video appeared in my subscription box so i decide to watch this video again.

[urby000]

wait! so this is NOT micheal from vsauce?????damn those might be related to eachother

[MrEd197]

@urby000 i thought they looked the same too, maybe they are the same person ?

[Aaronq1512]

Whoa weezy this is crazy its been four days since your last video! I thought you said you wouldn't do this anymore!?

[jrtoken0]

I want to see the hallway! I WANT TO SEE THE HALLWAY!!!

[Jackoman74]

Was that...the M. Ward cover of Well-Tempered Clavier?

[SquishySavvy]

In loving memory the funniest guy on YouTube. Seriously wheezy it's easier to appreciate you when you're there!

[korkaneenee17]

This vid totally did not show up in my sub box. :(

[AcademyArtVenture]

Hey Craig!! I think your awesome, and a bunch of my subscribers think the same, because they wanted you painted on YouTube Portrait Project #9, just uploaded it on my channel, hope you like it man! You're awesome! (oh yeah, I also give you an epic wink at the end) ;) keep being amazing!

- Kyle

[JoMcFly5]

PIZZA JOHN SHIRT :)

[TheSithFan]

Idea: its halloween, you decide to dress up as a jedi and go out fo dinner (maybe with friends or something) you go to the resturant and what do you know, its being run by your clones, big deal. You decide to order #66. The clones then precede to attack you and you get away....its a 2 parter

[linkwooden]

DFTBA!



[beeRAEjay]

Oh paranoid clone I'd marry you.....

xoxox Rae J xoxox

[Ryu13]

what happen to bagel friday :(

[mrlolbomb]

mooooooooooore wheezy

[mrlolbomb]

make anoooother videoooooo

[MexFishy1]

Oh no the cookies weren't turned!!! :(

[PaperShyGuy64]

WHEEZY!! Bring back the news jingle from "high tech lifestyle." :]

[Killer91109]

What camera does Wheezy use to record?

[NinjaTunaProductions]

YEAH NOVEMBER 8TH IS MA BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

[strangerswithsocks]

@NinjaTunaProductions me too!