Things You Wouldn't Hear on the Radio - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[csilovergirl1]

love the way he does the archers theme song at the end

[7CellarDoors]

Fuck mornings...

[johnnyboy3600]

@Daev05 @aps6666 I'm not saying he don't laugh at other people's jokes. But why laugh at your own jokes? And even if you do, it should just be a little giggle, not a full blown laugh.

[FourSabres]

1:51 SO F**KING TRUE!

When I go places with school in the minibus, RADIO HEART IS ALWAYS ON!

Even if you like the songs, you will be sick of them as if you had just eaten them.

Like eating s**t. Actually, just eating S**t :)

[jimmykicksass123]

@johnnyboy3600 im sure he enjoys entertaining himself very much

[Daev05]

@johnnyboy3600 Quite a few actually, and it's quite engaging for the audience, because they feel that even the comedian is having a good time as well. If you think no comedian laughts at their own jokes you've not watched many standups :P

[aps6666]

@johnnyboy3600 whats with all this hatred? he laughs at other peoples jokes as well.

[Theultimateperso1000]

the last one was hilarious

[sparkjolt]

It's good to know that the female comedian is stepping up to the plate once again.

[Eggymaceggegg]

Oh god, Michael sucks so badly.

[8gerrard8]

@Eggymaceggegg He's hilarious.

[angrydog3101]

You touch my turnips and ill fuck you up!

[NataliaEnchantix]

@angrydog3101

Din, din, din,din din din din daaana!

[timmystwin]

I love the way showaddywaddy is a related video XD

[DieHardRulez]

Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Michael McIntyer, Thats a team you just cant beat!

[x3MeganLouise]

Can anyone else hear that funny laugh at 1:21? :'D

[aburrows2008]

so true on heart fm lolz

[ThePauleric]

@DrewyisHalo3Pro, he's on page 7 :P

[frazerhainsworth08]

0:02 yer WOMAN get back. know your place

[YouStoleMyHeartRadke]

<3 Micheal Mcintyre x3

[KatieEssexGirl]

@IWannaBeTheUser alright ard.

[madmax]

@DrewyisHalo3Pro I said, Michael McIntyre is shit.

[MattGiteau100]

@madmax ur a beast bro

[RabidDog22]

@DrewyisHalo3Pro >View all comments

> Ctrl + F

> madmax

> ????

> Profit

[piker159753]

@DrewyisHalo3Pro he said Fuck, I hate Michael Macintyre

[TheToffoletti]

@DrewyisHalo3Pro 'all comments,f3 madmax, done in 5 seconds :L'

[SJtv123]

1:35,0:18 <3

[SnoodleFluffs101]

Micheal Mcintyre♥

[benjaythewhite]

Coming up on radio 4: A new program called Porn on Four.

[crazycarey666]

Lauren Laverne is hot! ;)

[nickjujitsu]

I wanna hear hue dennis weekly

[MattsAComing]

1:20 

[seitenshow]

Fuck you Frankie, why did you have to leave or rather... get forced to leave.

[jonny2k100]

1:12 After Hugh finishes his joke it is one of the few times I have ever actually heard Franike Boyle properly laugh

[nickjujitsu]

In response to feamle comedian: 'yes that was funny, until you fucked it up'.

[ellenmelon771]

@nickjujitsu Not true!! I thought hers was one of the best ones!!!

[nickjujitsu]

@ellenmelon771 It's not, it's just making social/ political comments in order to boost prestige. Evident of when there was more applaud then laughter, and the void of sound which existed for a few seconds. Comedians are suppose to make people laugh in the process and if you get an applaud, that's one of the many rewards.

[ellenmelon771]

@nickjujitsu Each to their own. Sorry, I shouldn't have disrespected your opinion. No arguing, yeah? ;P xXx

[nickjujitsu]

@ellenmelon771 It's cool. I guess they'll be no flame war today. Shut it down boys.

*image of factory closing and workers walking our*

[ellenmelon771]

@nickjujitsu Tee hee. :D xXx

[MusicObsessive9]

Andy Parsons at 1:51 too true.... xxx

[MusicObsessive9]

woah.. she is wearing a hideous dress..... xx

[ole0000002]

@MusicObsessive9 i like her dress it suits her very well

[ellenmelon771]

And now, the dogging forecast *michael's laugh* XD xXx

[ShayMeFuel]

It's a shame that Dara, being the host, doesn't get to tell many jokes. His comedic talents are all but wasted here :-(

[TheOriginalElkstone]

@ShayMeFuel He does when it isn't scenes we'd like to see

[blondeybaby23]

Can someone please explain the use of the buzzer that Dara has? I don't understand what it does.

[LadyMackeral]

@blondeybaby23 It's kind of like, "He's finished, next". It gives Dara something to do besides judging which team wins the round (:

[blondeybaby23]

@LadyMackeral ohhh okay. thank you :)

[LadyMackeral]

@blondeybaby23 No problem ~

[RandomAl3c]

@blondeybaby23 its to move on to the next person :)

[blondeybaby23]

@RandomAl3c thanks :D 

[RandomAl3c]

@blondeybaby23 your welcome! :) yeah its just to keep things moving basicallly :L

[diavarezable]

Why are there women appearing only rarely funny?

[ellenmelon771]

Love Michael's laugh after Russell makes the 'dogging forecast' joke. xXx

[danwarren97]

LAUREN LAverne has a lovely rack!

[sarikaodak3]

The more I watch MTW the more I fall in love with Frankie....

[XIHOPKINSIX]

Frankie always ends it with a corker :D

[ellenmelon771]

Touch my turnips and i'll f*ck you up. Doo dododo dodododo.... I love Michael Macintyre!!!!! XD <3 xXx

[Gam3rTagger]

want toast?

[RochelleK1994]

17 people got fucked up by Michael McIntyre when they touched his turnips.

[xxxCoOkIeSxxx99]

It's soo awkward when they walk out at the same time :p x

[doctorobi9000]

thumbs up if you are watching this in 2011

[DreamingUPReality]

@doctorobi9000 I'm watching this from the past, the year is 2004

[doctorobi9000]

@DreamingUPReality you can't be it is 2011 you must have been fucked up or something go get a calendar and it will say 2011 duhh

ps your a basterd

[DreamingUPReality]

@doctorobi9000 It's called sarcasm you idiot, because of course people will be watching it in 2011 because funnily enough, it is.

And yeah I am a bastard, because I was born before my parents married :P

[doctorobi9000]

@DreamingUPReality well did you know your father, because if he didn't bugger off you are not born out of wedlock

[ellenmelon771]

@doctorobi9000 You idiot,if your parents aren't married before you were born then you are a bastard as you were born out of wedlock. knowing your father has nothing to do with it. xXx

[cardigan3000]

fuck off laverne

[TheFinisherMrC]

LOVE Russel Howard's dogging joke!

[INEEDANEWACCOUNTNAME]

how many of these jokes are now iconic?

[timothyw98]

'Next the panel show, where the panel try and stay off premature ejaculation. In, just a minute.'

I'm crying with laughter, literally.

[DiamShadowWraith]

@timothyw98 Hit a raw nerve there? XD

[MacauleyOliver]

true about heart

[TheBazman111]

micheal mclntyre's is not funny at at all

[MacauleyOliver]

@TheBazman111 yes he is

[SpiritKnob]

Lauren Laverne: Not funny, smug and inaccurate.

[madmax]

Fuck, I hate Michael Macintyre.

[SlayerDarth]

@madmax Then you have been seriously misguided.

[madmax]

@SlayerDarth ?

[2Lfull]

@madmax well you've touched his turnips then...

[MsAbixxx]

@madmax

Turnip toucher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[SilentArtist269]

1:51 that is so true!!!

[TECiProductions]

6am. welcome to the breakfast show. whos up at 6am. my wifes leaving me. my dad didnt even get up at 6am and he was a fucking miner. frankies a legend

[popazz1]

"Things You WOULD Like to See on M.T.W."

Frankie Boyle being chinned! The smug bastard!

[CarnageCinemaEU]

haha showododoy in the top right corner

[Crock0kill]

lol Michael said "rodio" instead of "radio" :)

[ChazBoable]

FUCK YOU MICHAEL MCINTYRE YOU BETRAYED US!!!!!

[stompman101]

@ChazBoable what he do?

[ChazBoable]

@stompman101 he joined the x factor judges and for that he cannot be forgiven 

[deankidcfc]

@ChazBoable it wasn't x factor it was britains got talent

[ChazBoable]

@deankidcfc its all the same shit

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@ChazBoable knock off "the same" & you're right there :D

[masonpalansky]

the speechs of hitler in a nigh pitched girls voice

[Alexmo555]

Here's one:

"Hello, I'm Chris Moyles."

[Mthtmty]

@Alexmo555 "Things You Wouldn't Hear on the Radio"...

[Alexmo555]

@Mthtmty Sorry. That would be "Bad Things To Hear On The Radio".

[Mthtmty]

@Alexmo555 I like Chris Moyles. :P

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@Alexmo555 Here's another... "hello, I'm Amy Winehouse" ><

[clubpenguinlover301]

I got one

This is Radio Caterberry, LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE

[Boycini9]

i kept thinkin tht Showaddywaddy wasnt real, but then i glare at the suggested videos.....

[Gaunty97]

gooood morning this is breakfast with tony blackburn im not really on the radio i've broken into your kitchen do you want toast?

xD Hahaa!

[Gaunty97]

You touch my turnips and i'll fuck you up! dededededededede!

[PS3TNA157]

"It's 6am, Welcome to the Breakfast Show! Who's up at 6am? My wife's leaving me! My dad didn't get up at 6am and he was a fucking miner!" LOL

[tidmouthmilk12]

@ Frankie Boyle : People that work on stations are up at 6am. People in the ticket office have to be there by 5am!

[8belleangel8]

martin jarvis reads the speechs of hilter in a high pitched girls voice! LOL

[Szaam]

The Hugh Dennis Story is a legendary joke XD

[PiggyDies1]

As a woman, I am ashamed by just how awful the female comedians who come on here are ><

[xgl5]

@PiggyDies1 calm down there just jokes :\

[StarryVision]

I've got one: MORNING BRITAIN! IT'S 4AM AND LET'S MAKE SOME BLOODY NOISEEEE!

[NinjaStarfish94]

'In that episode of 'The Hugh Dennis Story', Hugh Dennis was played by Bruce Willis, was played by Hugh Dennis, and the band...was Shawadiwadi'

[horrorpunkmetal]

"Good morning this is breakfast with Tony Blackburn, I'm not actually on the radio I've broken into your kitchen, do you want toast?" LOL. He says radio 'rodeo' though lol

[COYH10]

I actually love Frankie's jolly laugh at @1:21

[T1NAxTH3xGR8]

1:22 hahahha :L

[lisawarren11]

6am, welcome to the breakfast show, who's up at 6am, my wifes leaving me, my dad didn't get up at 6am and he was a fucking minor LOL XD 1:59

[BrokenCMusic]

@lisawarren11 Miner...lol

[lisawarren11]

@BrokenCMusic oops, meeeeeh I was tired

[lisawarren11]

Michael made me luagh you, you touch my turnips I'll fuck you up

[RyderFly89]

mcIntyre's laugh at 1:00 LOL

[WhoNeedsAhUserName]

16 people touched Michael Mclntyre's turnips.

[SlayerDarth]

@WhoNeedsAhUserName That sounds seriously wrong...

[warbuttons]

@WhoNeedsAhUserName I didn't dislike the video but I certainly did touch those almighty turnips...mmm....

[NexusDarkworld338]

@WhoNeedsAhUserName and me, I just shat on them

[TheMysteriousPen]

@HADEZ115 Nope :)

[octaviamcintyrex]

michael!!!!! i love when he's on mock the week and russell howard is just hilarious, love them both :)

[xXLazarus23Xx]

Aw Michael's laugh at 0:59

[classicrockfan555]

Heart FM, they do play the same 5 songs all day. Try Absolute Radio, no repeat guarantee!!!

[basslinenut]

your listning to heart fm the same 5 saongs all day long VERY FUCKING TRUE

[misshendy]

I'e got one:

For all those listening to this who are deaf, theres always the TV!

[cold197]

i can't believe non of them said "i can see you"

[MizziKizzi1]

LOVE IT WHEN MICHEAL'S ON MOCK THE WEEK.

[QuantumPrime]

6AM WELCOME TO THE BREAKFAST SHOW! WHO'S UP AT 6AM? MY WIFE'S LEAVING ME. MY DAD DIDN'T GET UP AT 6AM AND HE WAS A FUCKING MINER!

[DrSketchy42]

Who's the girl?

[Matimoo]

@DrSketchy42 Lauren Laverne

[KieranMellorLad]

You touch my turnips and I'll fuck you up!

Is turnips a slight euphemism for balls?

[Gn00bie]

fucking chinese guy

[derrenlegendbrown]

@Gn00bie hahah hes not chinese

[PinkNinjaNews]

my one would be "welcome to the breakfast show, for you anyway... I HAD MINE AT 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!"

[jalidav1]

@PinkNinjaNews And that is why you will never appear on mock the week

[PinkNinjaNews]

@jalidav1 well would you rather have that or a quote from the video besides not like you could do better

[martianbasilisk]

@PinkNinjaNews wasn't there a similar one on 'unlikely things to hear on a breakfast show'?

[PinkNinjaNews]

@martianbasilisk i dunno i dont think i've seen that one probably did hear it on there either way it'd work on this and if it is on that i couldnt remember

[goaty2099]

lol huge dennis joke was funny love hugees reaction

[pkachipati]

lolll the last bit cracked me up big timeeee!!!!!

[KT926]

Russell's such a gentlemen that he let the lady go first!

I'd say: Welcome to classic FM, if anyone knows the lyrics, feel free to sing along

[xiFLaWLeSs]

"Next, more lesbian propaganda with Woman's Hour."

[NewSuperAvenger]

"In that episode on Hugh Dennis Story, Hugh Dennis was played by Bruce Willis, Steve Punt was played by Hugh Dennis and the band...was Showaddywaddy."

"You!"

[RapierMedia]

Good morning this is breakfast with Tony Blackburn.

I'm not actually on the radio, I've broken into your kitchen, do you want toast?

[cerby89]

how badly does laverne wanna fuck boyle

[Ackworth97]

@cerby89 about as badly as i wanna do her

[Ackworth97]

Michael is a legend at comedy, he should have his own show. Like Stephen K Amos where he does sketches and stand up

[rystead]

Touch my turnips and I'll Fuck You Up 

[MrMintyk]

i've got one;

the M25 is clear and free of accidents :)

[Greenfizzers]

there's an accident on the m1! its a good one, so hurry up! there's flames and everything:P LEGEND ANDY!!!

[Sessioner11]

TINGS you wouldn't hear on the radio...

[TheFallenangelme]

@joeavfc93 i think jo brand is funny tht's bout it

[Gam3rTagger]

good morning this is breakfast with adam blackburn im not actually on the radio ive broken into the kitchen

u want toast

XD

[mrmillion94]

Russels funny!

[FaytHarkwindVids]

Should of been "You're listening to THE RADIO, the same 5 songs ALL DAY"

[mazohiphop]

weather: scotland shight a usual.

[6oodfella]

Russell's was a beauty, "More lesbian propaganda with Women's Hour".

[SpookPhantom]

I love that hugh was angry that frankie stole his shawaddywaddy joke! XD

[CKNDFressay]

@joeavfc93 i completely agree, and im a woman, i dont even though why they go up to the mic, they just embarrass themselves

[martha368]

Your touch my turnips & i'll fuck you up! de de de de de de de de de de de de!

LOL.

[callumsimmons]

@martha368 that was the best one on there