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  • Next time I go to beat my shit, all im gonna think of is this guy shouting about beating his shit.... then I wouldn't be able to beat my own shit & go to bed frustrated.... :(

  • His screams LMAO

  • Man these were good times.

  • "Martin Lawrence, we love you." Martin sexy voice, "And I love you back."

  • He aint lyin about the bread tho LOL

  • *girl in background* MARTIN LAWRENCE WE LOVE YOU!, *martin sexy tone*and i love you back

  • Eating a syrup sandwich right now :)

  • HE IS NOT SHITTING BREAD GOES A LONG WAY! LOL

  • LOL! 1:12!

  • Chillin.

  • Remind me of mi Father :)

  • thi is the bomb

  • lol 1 person didnt cuff their balls

  • "You end up pissn cus u say fuk it erbdy else dne did it" xD

  • "bull shit, Yal dont be doin yal mak up n hair n ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh" xD

  • "daammmm i got 2 get 2 kno me a lil bit more often"

  • lo!!!!!! MOMMA gonn work it out MOMMA gonn work it out he atcually sang that pretty well thumbs up if you agree =D

  • Damm, if I make my son a syrup samich, he will probably call the police on my ass for child neglect...Syrup samiches is good as shiz.

  • SYRUP SANDWICHES WERE THE BEST FOR REAL I KNOW BECAUSE IVE HAD MY SHARE OF SYRUP SANDWICHES WHEN I WAS POOR. AND SUGAR WATER LOL IF U DIDNT HAVE ANY KOOLAID THEN U WOULD GET A GLASS N PUT SOME WATER IN THE FRIDGE AND SUGAR LOL AND U HAD YO SELF A MEAL FO THE NIGHT!! LOL SORTA MISS THE OLD DAYS WHEN I LIVED IN THE 'HOOD' BUT I DONT MISS SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR ON FOURTH OF JULY BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHOOTING N GUN WARS LOL

  • @CrazyGurlRandom dont forget the joy of dancing while u were eatin it, cause i was dancing my ass off LOL

  • @MrRaymond10 IKR?? BE HAPPY AS EVER!! LOL I GOT SYRUP SAMMICH(THATS HOW MY AUNTIE PRONOUNCE IT LOL)

  • @CrazyGurlRandom my mom called it sugar balls, aint nothin good like them 

  • @MrRaymond10 LOL

  • @CrazyGurlRandom glad u got out of the hood, it's def. not a good place to have to be or bring up kids in.

  • @airdre1 yea your right but i still have the GOOD memorys with me! lol : )

  • Bye muh fucka , Lmfaooo!

  • LMFAO at the sound he make when he showing how women masturbate

  • thumbs up if you still watching in 2011 to 3011

  • excuse me, yall got a pack of hot dogs we can borrow...who in the hell borrows hot dogs lmao!!!!!

  • CUFF THE BALLS

  • Hahahahah Martin Lawrence the best comedy ever! Lol

  • won't ya'll pull ya'll shoes up!

  • aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa­aaahhhhhhhhhha

    

  • 2:55-3:08 is the best

  • 2:57 so smoooth. hahha

  • "you remember the muthafucking apple sauce sandwiches and shit?" (starts dancing ahhahaha)

  • Pshh gett Outt Bye Muh fuckahh Shitt iThought Yoo Ass Would Never Sayy Shitt Yheww Kann Keep Everythingg iBrought Over Hewre Yheww Proly pissed Onn Thatt!!! BOfl

  • Look here u need anything before I go to sleep? lmao!!!

  • ahh ma ahhh .. i didnt see nothing i didnt see nothing LMFAO ..

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A STRUP SANDWICH MAMA gOn wOrk it Out Mama gOn wOrk it Out!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • won't Yall pull yall shoes up hahaha

  • LMFAO at 2:36!!!!

    

  • LMFAO at 2:36

  • 1 person grew up with Sikes.

  • @jbrandonf lol

  • WE WANT NIKES.... SHE GO OUT N BY SIKES ahhahahahahhahahah!

  • nigga get cha water and hurry fuck up.

    nobody come here to see you drink water mufucka.

    lmao

  • lol i just got out the hospital and my boy send me this.

  • Niggah Getcha Water Nd Hurry Da Fuck UP!....Nobody Come Here To See You Drink Water Muhfucka! LMAO SHIT GETS MKE ALL THE TIME

  • @XoTiicGaMingXGP WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHA ROFLMAO

  • i like the part when hes like, "you end up pissin too fuck it everyone else has"

  • cuz my poccets was all da way dwn 2 this mothafucca

  • "That coulda been in ya girl but you chose otherwise"

  • @millystyle26 The face his makes after is CLASSIC!!

  • mama gon work it out, mama gon work it out! LMAO!

  • Sugar sandwhiches were the Shizznitt s back then lmao

  • that is soooooo true tho when u poor u always have bread.

  • That could have been in your girl but you chose otherwise....

  • "ay yeh ay yeh EH! right on her butt!" lmaoo

  • oh shiiiittt aaaaaaaaaaaaahyyyyyyyeah

  • FUNNY ASS SHIT , hard to believe this came out a year after i was born.

  • man f#4% yall i just saw yalll go to the grocery store yesterday muther f@#$%^&

  • "That's alright, that's aaaalllright...just stop lettin his BALLS DRAG, it's cold in the basement, okay? PICK THE BALLS UP;cup the balls"

  • so martin's the reason for kids pullin their pants down to their knees nowadays...

  • @MasterMaxD he didnt have a choice

  • you know wen u wlk in and it smell like all piss thru the house and you wind up pissin anywhere cuz u say fuck it everybody else done did it

  • @17183859233 lol

    

  • nigga get ya water and hurry da fuck up nobody come here to see you drink water mofucker

  • nigga get ya water and hurry da fuck up

  • " Fellas Fellas beat ya shit" lmao martin is the king of the 90's

  • what the fuck martin clothes look funny lmao

  • i must be the only nigga in the world that aint had a syrup sandwhich.....ive had the spaghetti wit no sauce...the sandwhich wit no meat...but never a syrup sandwhich...dammit...

  • @cKooLaiD311 how cute

  • @lilmama22dee lol

  • You cant pause in a black show (nigga get yo water &nd hurry da fuck up)... LOL

  • @MsSmiley411 LOL

  • this some crazy ish man

  • get out? BYE MUHFUCKA SHYT!!! THOUGT YO ASS WUD NEVA SAY SHYT!! LOL *dead*

  • lmfao !!! Y'all kno every black person done ate syrup sandwich in they lifetime so real

  • Absolutely the funniest shit...........

  • i need at least 1 bullet. maybe more.

  • He's from landover, not really a ghetto..

  • haha....dont come outside tomorrow ima bust you in the head with a loaf a bread

  • ROFLMAO

  • I love Martin.

  • martin u crazy cuz !!!

  • Lmaooo !!! "Syrup sandwich, momma gon work it out momma gon work it out !" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @L0On3yTun3z that stuff good

  • he seems like he was on something before he did this.lol

    he movin too much

  • @nflhopeful1 maybe his full of energy? his a comedian after all , dont have to be on something to move too much

  • chillan lika muthafucka

  • Mama gone work it out mama gone work it out. This shit is a straight classic his best performance

  • Yo why the fuck do comedians have so many siblings? If you listen to comedians talk about their families they always have like 5 or 6 other sibling :)

  • @SeriuxFan a lot of the funnier people have had harder times growing up.  I would imagine it being a little harder with more siblings - especially with single parenting.

  • tht masturbation scene was jus too funnie

  • I like him in Bad boys 1 & 2 he first one was only a year after this, they are my favourite films

  • He's was nice when he was younger, he still is handsome now but he was gorgeous back then lol

  • why dont ya pull ya shoes up hhahah gutz

  • Applesauce sandwhiches?, now I ain't never heard of that, LOL

  • "We want nikes, she go out and buy sikes, all you got to do is a paint a damn n on the motherfuckers, LOL

  • - "niggah hurry up and get your water motherfucker" !

  • @dstewart94

    that part is tooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brother Gon Work It Out, Brother Gon Work It Out! lmao!

  • oh my gosh! THis is my favorite stand up by anyone ever! Love you Martin, you DA man!

  • THIS SHIT IS ODEE FUNNY IM CRYING LMAO

  • cuff the balls...

  • well were movin on down lol

  • he is funnnnnnyyyy lol

  • mafuka chillin lik a mafuka lolszx o0o shit ...o0o shit ahhhh martin you so krazy

  • N--- Getcha Water

    And Hurry The F-- Up

    Lmao

  • You can't fuck with Martin!!

  • "ya lipstick & jus AHHHHHHHHH" LOL!

  • "mrs. lawrence whoo mrs. lawrence im so srry u caught me suckin yo son's dick in yo house mrs. lawrence im so srry"

    "thats alright jus stop lettin his balls drag its cold in the basement"

    lmfao

  • "we'd go next door, we aint give a fuck. no shame in our game"

    lmaooo.

  • martin is cute!

  • lmfao! 5 stars! chillin like a mutha...oh shit...OH SHIT...OH SHHIIIT! lmfao!!!!! martin youza funny motha fcka.

  • LOL- We want Nikes. She go out & buy psychs.

    LMAO- Mama gone work it out. Mama gone work it out!

  • LMAO- Ni99a Just Chillin!... Muhfucka chillin like a muhfucka.

  • my Movah n my nicece father knew martin cuz they went to skool wif himm

  • man fuck yall!

    yall got some food,we seen yall go shopping yesterday muhfucka

    thats aaight,dont come outside

    tomorrow,ima bust you in the head wit a loaf of bread

    AHAHAHA THIS IS GOLD

  • Nobody come here to see you drink water mutherfucker!

  • "we want nikes and she bought psychs"

  • y dnt yall pull yall shoes up!!!!! LOL CLASSIC!!!!

  • fuck it im alright!...

    i know what i like you dont take the time!

    LMAO!

  • pick the balls up cuff the balls

  • mr lawrrence ;next time baby just get da balls

  • jus chiin like a mufucka.......brotha kinda tiired...hehehe

  • mama gone work it out!!!!

  • Martin is pretty crazy, but I like him, lol.

  • 6:54 - 7:10 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Doin' your hair and make up and eyebrows and AAAHHHH, AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" - HAHAHALMFAO!

  • I know what i like n u dont take the tiiime..! hahahahaha

  • "momma gone work it out, momma gone work it out"....

  • "we want nike's,she'd go out and by sikes"...

    (lol)

  • buy..lol!

  • Accidentally masturbating to Adny GriffinXD!

    The face he makes when he says And I love u back is hilarious!

  • 5:16

    lmao

  • thats really how it happens real talk lmao

  • WHen he was pretended to eb the girl he sounds like Shenene

  • 5:16

  • yall qot a pack of hot doqq's we can borrow?. lmaoo - i wish a niqqa would knock on my door askin for somee baloqna.

  • Lmao...

  • lol pull yall shoes up

  • martin, you're so right

    they need to take care of their kids

  • omg this is the funniest!!!!

  • THAT SHiT NASY TALKiN BOUT ALL DESE NASTY AS SANDWiTCHES

  • that coulda ben in ya gurl bt u chose otha wise lmao.............

  • "I want some."

    "Fuck it. I'm all right."

    "Damn. You don't holler like that when I'm with you."

    "Motherfucker, I know what I like. U don't take the time."

  • this boy get a nigga cry. check out his show too this shit is funny.

  • He right bout them syrup sandwiches,dat and some sugar water!!!dats hood shit !!

  • "Martin we love you"

    "And I love you back"

  • chilln like a muthafucka muthafucka juss chilln o shit o shit

  • typo in the description it's not MARTIAN LAWRENCE

  • Get out? Bye Ma fucker shit, you can keep everything over here you probably pissed on that LMAO!!!

  • 1.20 ahhh that part got me rolling on the floor and when he starts screamin ! looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooool

  • lmao nigga get ya water n hurry da fuck up!thats too real!

  • Get in bed AGHAGHAGH right on her butt

  • I REMEMBER THEM SYRUP SANDWHICHES

  • lmao i still make them syrup sandwiches lol

  • fellas dont ever twist and turn our nipples like radio dials...lol

  • "get ya water and hurry up,nobody came to see you drink"..lol

  • hahaha "chill'n like a motha fucka"

  • "Nigga, I know what I like. You don't take the time."

    LMAO. True words.

  • A beast in his prime lmao! Martin IS 2 Damn Crazy!

  • @cwshere That's so true, this poor guy is washed up now.

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