Next time I go to beat my shit, all im gonna think of is this guy shouting about beating his shit.... then I wouldn't be able to beat my own shit & go to bed frustrated.... :(
SYRUP SANDWICHES WERE THE BEST FOR REAL I KNOW BECAUSE IVE HAD MY SHARE OF SYRUP SANDWICHES WHEN I WAS POOR. AND SUGAR WATER LOL IF U DIDNT HAVE ANY KOOLAID THEN U WOULD GET A GLASS N PUT SOME WATER IN THE FRIDGE AND SUGAR LOL AND U HAD YO SELF A MEAL FO THE NIGHT!! LOL SORTA MISS THE OLD DAYS WHEN I LIVED IN THE 'HOOD' BUT I DONT MISS SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR ON FOURTH OF JULY BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHOOTING N GUN WARS LOL
"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.
i must be the only nigga in the world that aint had a syrup sandwhich.....ive had the spaghetti wit no sauce...the sandwhich wit no meat...but never a syrup sandwhich...dammit...
Yo why the fuck do comedians have so many siblings? If you listen to comedians talk about their families they always have like 5 or 6 other sibling :)
@SeriuxFan a lot of the funnier people have had harder times growing up. I would imagine it being a little harder with more siblings - especially with single parenting.
1.20 ahhh that part got me rolling on the floor and when he starts screamin ! loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
Next time I go to beat my shit, all im gonna think of is this guy shouting about beating his shit.... then I wouldn't be able to beat my own shit & go to bed frustrated.... :(
ellisdee1980 16 hours ago
His screams LMAO
MsTreynatra 3 weeks ago
Man these were good times.
CrimsonVermillioneye 3 weeks ago
"Martin Lawrence, we love you." Martin sexy voice, "And I love you back."
JillieStarBean 1 month ago
He aint lyin about the bread tho LOL
SoopremeBeing 1 month ago
*girl in background* MARTIN LAWRENCE WE LOVE YOU!, *martin sexy tone*and i love you back
jazmyne23able 2 months ago
Eating a syrup sandwich right now :)
OfficialRahh 2 months ago
HE IS NOT SHITTING BREAD GOES A LONG WAY! LOL
chamblizi 2 months ago 5
LOL! 1:12!
chamblizi 2 months ago
Chillin.
Buttworm11 2 months ago
Remind me of mi Father :)
XxCandyBabii 2 months ago
thi is the bomb
Manman2345Mr 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
lol 1 person didnt cuff their balls
mysterybat35 2 months ago
"You end up pissn cus u say fuk it erbdy else dne did it" xD
mztevin19 3 months ago
"bull shit, Yal dont be doin yal mak up n hair n ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh" xD
mztevin19 3 months ago
"daammmm i got 2 get 2 kno me a lil bit more often"
mztevin19 3 months ago
lo!!!!!! MOMMA gonn work it out MOMMA gonn work it out he atcually sang that pretty well thumbs up if you agree =D
spidersharp1 4 months ago
Damm, if I make my son a syrup samich, he will probably call the police on my ass for child neglect...Syrup samiches is good as shiz.
ThinkinAboutSex 4 months ago
SYRUP SANDWICHES WERE THE BEST FOR REAL I KNOW BECAUSE IVE HAD MY SHARE OF SYRUP SANDWICHES WHEN I WAS POOR. AND SUGAR WATER LOL IF U DIDNT HAVE ANY KOOLAID THEN U WOULD GET A GLASS N PUT SOME WATER IN THE FRIDGE AND SUGAR LOL AND U HAD YO SELF A MEAL FO THE NIGHT!! LOL SORTA MISS THE OLD DAYS WHEN I LIVED IN THE 'HOOD' BUT I DONT MISS SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR ON FOURTH OF JULY BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHOOTING N GUN WARS LOL
CrazyGurlRandom 5 months ago
@CrazyGurlRandom dont forget the joy of dancing while u were eatin it, cause i was dancing my ass off LOL
MrRaymond10 4 months ago
@MrRaymond10 IKR?? BE HAPPY AS EVER!! LOL I GOT SYRUP SAMMICH(THATS HOW MY AUNTIE PRONOUNCE IT LOL)
CrazyGurlRandom 4 months ago
@CrazyGurlRandom my mom called it sugar balls, aint nothin good like them
MrRaymond10 4 months ago
@MrRaymond10 LOL
CrazyGurlRandom 4 months ago
@CrazyGurlRandom glad u got out of the hood, it's def. not a good place to have to be or bring up kids in.
airdre1 3 months ago
@airdre1 yea your right but i still have the GOOD memorys with me! lol : )
CrazyGurlRandom 3 months ago
Bye muh fucka , Lmfaooo!
nikkabaybiie 6 months ago
LMFAO at the sound he make when he showing how women masturbate
badazz509 6 months ago 5
thumbs up if you still watching in 2011 to 3011
badazz509 6 months ago 39
excuse me, yall got a pack of hot dogs we can borrow...who in the hell borrows hot dogs lmao!!!!!
Greg101208 7 months ago
CUFF THE BALLS
blminott 7 months ago 3
Hahahahah Martin Lawrence the best comedy ever! Lol
JeremieG4Life 7 months ago
won't ya'll pull ya'll shoes up!
famelito007 7 months ago
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhha
jewlz4u2 8 months ago
2:55-3:08 is the best
DMA2424 8 months ago
2:57 so smoooth. hahha
bieli0 8 months ago
"you remember the muthafucking apple sauce sandwiches and shit?" (starts dancing ahhahaha)
kachunski 9 months ago
Pshh gett Outt Bye Muh fuckahh Shitt iThought Yoo Ass Would Never Sayy Shitt Yheww Kann Keep Everythingg iBrought Over Hewre Yheww Proly pissed Onn Thatt!!! BOfl
tassha3207 9 months ago
Look here u need anything before I go to sleep? lmao!!!
JanuaryLavender 10 months ago
ahh ma ahhh .. i didnt see nothing i didnt see nothing LMFAO ..
hghost08 10 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A STRUP SANDWICH MAMA gOn wOrk it Out Mama gOn wOrk it Out!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PapayaBOy1992 10 months ago
won't Yall pull yall shoes up hahaha
tr3yallday24 11 months ago
LMFAO at 2:36!!!!
Bmatikbeatz 11 months ago
LMFAO at 2:36
Bmatikbeatz 11 months ago
1 person grew up with Sikes.
jbrandonf 11 months ago 2
@jbrandonf lol
sal70228 11 months ago
WE WANT NIKES.... SHE GO OUT N BY SIKES ahhahahahahhahahah!
tiger1253 11 months ago
nigga get cha water and hurry fuck up.
nobody come here to see you drink water mufucka.
lmao
nychiphop 11 months ago
lol i just got out the hospital and my boy send me this.
mikesholler27 1 year ago
Niggah Getcha Water Nd Hurry Da Fuck UP!....Nobody Come Here To See You Drink Water Muhfucka! LMAO SHIT GETS MKE ALL THE TIME
XoTiicGaMingXGP 1 year ago 3
@XoTiicGaMingXGP WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFLMAO
DaMadMan1 1 year ago
i like the part when hes like, "you end up pissin too fuck it everyone else has"
shnalomon 1 year ago
cuz my poccets was all da way dwn 2 this mothafucca
countrycrip187 1 year ago
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"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.
ggnub100 1 year ago
"That coulda been in ya girl but you chose otherwise"
millystyle26 1 year ago 61
@millystyle26 The face his makes after is CLASSIC!!
Deejenutz 5 months ago
mama gon work it out, mama gon work it out! LMAO!
MrsChingy100 1 year ago 2
Sugar sandwhiches were the Shizznitt s back then lmao
YoungPrinceYPTV 1 year ago 3
that is soooooo true tho when u poor u always have bread.
Blackapino101 1 year ago 4
That could have been in your girl but you chose otherwise....
MikeBatman 1 year ago 4
"ay yeh ay yeh EH! right on her butt!" lmaoo
Da1nOnlyKnightRider 1 year ago 3
oh shiiiittt aaaaaaaaaaaaahyyyyyyyeah
trudon 1 year ago
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That's great.... On RentAFriend. COM .... one of my friend told me about this clip. Really nice.
burtalbert88 1 year ago
FUNNY ASS SHIT , hard to believe this came out a year after i was born.
earthboundPSI 1 year ago
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Nice clip. Send to me by a friend on RentAFriend com. Really nice.
calhounjohn 1 year ago
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man f#4% yall i just saw yalll go to the grocery store yesterday muther f@#$%^& lls
damainman4 1 year ago
man f#4% yall i just saw yalll go to the grocery store yesterday muther f@#$%^&
damainman4 1 year ago
"That's alright, that's aaaalllright...just stop lettin his BALLS DRAG, it's cold in the basement, okay? PICK THE BALLS UP;cup the balls"
Benniekarl77 1 year ago
so martin's the reason for kids pullin their pants down to their knees nowadays...
MasterMaxD 1 year ago
@MasterMaxD he didnt have a choice
destinee722 1 year ago
you know wen u wlk in and it smell like all piss thru the house and you wind up pissin anywhere cuz u say fuck it everybody else done did it
17183859233 1 year ago
@17183859233 lol
lilmama22dee 1 year ago
nigga get ya water and hurry da fuck up nobody come here to see you drink water mofucker
455hector 1 year ago 2
nigga get ya water and hurry da fuck up
455hector 1 year ago 2
" Fellas Fellas beat ya shit" lmao martin is the king of the 90's
ikejay 1 year ago 3
what the fuck martin clothes look funny lmao
xblforlife 1 year ago
i must be the only nigga in the world that aint had a syrup sandwhich.....ive had the spaghetti wit no sauce...the sandwhich wit no meat...but never a syrup sandwhich...dammit...
cKooLaiD311 1 year ago
@cKooLaiD311 how cute
lilmama22dee 1 year ago
@lilmama22dee lol
cKooLaiD311 1 year ago
You cant pause in a black show (nigga get yo water &nd hurry da fuck up)... LOL
MsSmiley411 1 year ago 5
@MsSmiley411 LOL
sal70228 1 year ago
this some crazy ish man
Mizell321 1 year ago
get out? BYE MUHFUCKA SHYT!!! THOUGT YO ASS WUD NEVA SAY SHYT!! LOL *dead*
B1gDaDdy954 1 year ago
lmfao !!! Y'all kno every black person done ate syrup sandwich in they lifetime so real
antoinetteluhv 1 year ago
Absolutely the funniest shit...........
SMILEY6801 1 year ago
i need at least 1 bullet. maybe more.
TheSuirad 1 year ago 2
He's from landover, not really a ghetto..
stickywickedy 1 year ago
haha....dont come outside tomorrow ima bust you in the head with a loaf a bread
cKooLaiD311 1 year ago
ROFLMAO
nellya1 1 year ago
I love Martin.
myvettlove49 1 year ago
martin u crazy cuz !!!
357vegeta 1 year ago
Lmaooo !!! "Syrup sandwich, momma gon work it out momma gon work it out !" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
L0On3yTun3z 1 year ago 31
@L0On3yTun3z that stuff good
henryfrenchie 7 months ago
he seems like he was on something before he did this.lol
he movin too much
nflhopeful1 1 year ago
@nflhopeful1 maybe his full of energy? his a comedian after all , dont have to be on something to move too much
nellya1 1 year ago
chillan lika muthafucka
239SHAWNA 1 year ago 2
Mama gone work it out mama gone work it out. This shit is a straight classic his best performance
Troytw 1 year ago
Yo why the fuck do comedians have so many siblings? If you listen to comedians talk about their families they always have like 5 or 6 other sibling :)
SeriuxFan 1 year ago
@SeriuxFan a lot of the funnier people have had harder times growing up. I would imagine it being a little harder with more siblings - especially with single parenting.
cocoakissprettybrown 1 year ago
tht masturbation scene was jus too funnie
cami725 1 year ago 2
I like him in Bad boys 1 & 2 he first one was only a year after this, they are my favourite films
jellytots2008 1 year ago
He's was nice when he was younger, he still is handsome now but he was gorgeous back then lol
jellytots2008 1 year ago
why dont ya pull ya shoes up hhahah gutz
destinee722 1 year ago
Applesauce sandwhiches?, now I ain't never heard of that, LOL
The850Girl 1 year ago
"We want nikes, she go out and buy sikes, all you got to do is a paint a damn n on the motherfuckers, LOL
The850Girl 1 year ago
- "niggah hurry up and get your water motherfucker" !
dstewart94 1 year ago 3
@dstewart94
that part is tooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!
hundred02 1 year ago
Brother Gon Work It Out, Brother Gon Work It Out! lmao!
mvpofwrestling 1 year ago
oh my gosh! THis is my favorite stand up by anyone ever! Love you Martin, you DA man!
nieceypiecey100 1 year ago
THIS SHIT IS ODEE FUNNY IM CRYING LMAO
desir3maxx 2 years ago
cuff the balls...
BishopCQ 2 years ago
well were movin on down lol
loveorhate90210 2 years ago 5
he is funnnnnnyyyy lol
Amir24700 2 years ago 3
mafuka chillin lik a mafuka lolszx o0o shit ...o0o shit ahhhh martin you so krazy
FLYBOYDSMOOVE354 2 years ago
N--- Getcha Water
And Hurry The F-- Up
Lmao
itsourshow2008 2 years ago 3
You can't fuck with Martin!!
1CME90 2 years ago 2
"ya lipstick & jus AHHHHHHHHH" LOL!
OuterSpace90 2 years ago 4
"mrs. lawrence whoo mrs. lawrence im so srry u caught me suckin yo son's dick in yo house mrs. lawrence im so srry"
"thats alright jus stop lettin his balls drag its cold in the basement"
lmfao
BooSkii091 2 years ago 4
"we'd go next door, we aint give a fuck. no shame in our game"
lmaooo.
kandy917 2 years ago
martin is cute!
kandy917 2 years ago 7
lmfao! 5 stars! chillin like a mutha...oh shit...OH SHIT...OH SHHIIIT! lmfao!!!!! martin youza funny motha fcka.
rowknee68 2 years ago 5
LOL- We want Nikes. She go out & buy psychs.
LMAO- Mama gone work it out. Mama gone work it out!
kittyma911 2 years ago 6
LMAO- Ni99a Just Chillin!... Muhfucka chillin like a muhfucka.
kittyma911 2 years ago 7
my Movah n my nicece father knew martin cuz they went to skool wif himm
babymama432 2 years ago
man fuck yall!
yall got some food,we seen yall go shopping yesterday muhfucka
thats aaight,dont come outside
tomorrow,ima bust you in the head wit a loaf of bread
AHAHAHA THIS IS GOLD
nandotime3001 2 years ago 7
Nobody come here to see you drink water mutherfucker!
acegusto 2 years ago 5
"we want nikes and she bought psychs"
chametris00 2 years ago 2
y dnt yall pull yall shoes up!!!!! LOL CLASSIC!!!!
1z111 2 years ago 5
fuck it im alright!...
i know what i like you dont take the time!
LMAO!
n8tvchick23 2 years ago
pick the balls up cuff the balls
hnicizbck 2 years ago
mr lawrrence ;next time baby just get da balls
BFA00RWODY 2 years ago
jus chiin like a mufucka.......brotha kinda tiired...hehehe
MrHassen21 2 years ago 42
mama gone work it out!!!!
Sinovia1 2 years ago 5
Martin is pretty crazy, but I like him, lol.
marter2006 2 years ago
6:54 - 7:10 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The6thPlanet 2 years ago
"Doin' your hair and make up and eyebrows and AAAHHHH, AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" - HAHAHALMFAO!
JMarc85 2 years ago 43
I know what i like n u dont take the tiiime..! hahahahaha
youngbabymama 2 years ago
"momma gone work it out, momma gone work it out"....
canufeelitsugah 2 years ago 8
"we want nike's,she'd go out and by sikes"...
(lol)
canufeelitsugah 2 years ago 5
buy..lol!
canufeelitsugah 2 years ago
Accidentally masturbating to Adny GriffinXD!
The face he makes when he says And I love u back is hilarious!
SeriuxFan 2 years ago 2
5:16
lmao
eaglsfan92 2 years ago
thats really how it happens real talk lmao
prettyboyalldayadigg 2 years ago
WHen he was pretended to eb the girl he sounds like Shenene
peacewarriorangel 2 years ago
5:16
SPINALRAPE 2 years ago
yall qot a pack of hot doqq's we can borrow?. lmaoo - i wish a niqqa would knock on my door askin for somee baloqna.
BeeBADD93 2 years ago 4
Lmao...
kamwii 2 years ago
lol pull yall shoes up
RaiEDT 2 years ago 3
martin, you're so right
they need to take care of their kids
sevierwarrior 2 years ago 2
omg this is the funniest!!!!
kimmyjim1 2 years ago
THAT SHiT NASY TALKiN BOUT ALL DESE NASTY AS SANDWiTCHES
sheria910 2 years ago
that coulda ben in ya gurl bt u chose otha wise lmao.............
666crissy 2 years ago 6
"I want some."
"Fuck it. I'm all right."
"Damn. You don't holler like that when I'm with you."
"Motherfucker, I know what I like. U don't take the time."
LaShea69 2 years ago 5
this boy get a nigga cry. check out his show too this shit is funny.
donroro84 2 years ago
He right bout them syrup sandwiches,dat and some sugar water!!!dats hood shit !!
4thletta 2 years ago 4
"Martin we love you"
"And I love you back"
sdseals2076 2 years ago 9
chilln like a muthafucka muthafucka juss chilln o shit o shit
jaycanrockabitchhard 2 years ago 8
typo in the description it's not MARTIAN LAWRENCE
54threetwouno 2 years ago
Get out? Bye Ma fucker shit, you can keep everything over here you probably pissed on that LMAO!!!
whiteyonwelfare 2 years ago 6
1.20 ahhh that part got me rolling on the floor and when he starts screamin ! loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
flickzkid123 2 years ago 2
lmao nigga get ya water n hurry da fuck up!thats too real!
brownblovely 2 years ago 8
Get in bed AGHAGHAGH right on her butt
dasavage68 2 years ago 4
I REMEMBER THEM SYRUP SANDWHICHES
Tashera19881 2 years ago 6
lmao i still make them syrup sandwiches lol
SUPERHIGHME2 2 years ago 6
fellas dont ever twist and turn our nipples like radio dials...lol
chefjparks 2 years ago 2
"get ya water and hurry up,nobody came to see you drink"..lol
rogerdamnit 2 years ago 12
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genger100 2 years ago
hahaha "chill'n like a motha fucka"
chicagosokie 2 years ago 7
"Nigga, I know what I like. You don't take the time."
LMAO. True words.
BeautyU2U 2 years ago 29
A beast in his prime lmao! Martin IS 2 Damn Crazy!
cwshere 2 years ago 35
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@cwshere he seems like he was on something before he did this.lol
he movin too much
nflhopeful1 1 year ago
@cwshere That's so true, this poor guy is washed up now.
scruffnutz 1 year ago