Bitter Movie Critic Reviews "Mall Cop"

[CardClashersHub]

Good film, got it on dvd at tesco for 3.00 lol

[cletedawgthewalmart]

the best part of the movie was when he got drunk so easy.. duh

[LeoFan2012]

horrid movie.

i fell asleep during it

[boskinator]

Young Turk and the reviewer SUCK.

What a waste of my life.

[HANK0000]

boskinator: Maybe your life is the waste of your life.

[boskinator]

HANK0000: what brought that comment on?

Are they family (lol)?

Chill dude. It's an opinion, no need to attack me. Maybe you need a hug.

[yerk3]

boskinator: You troll the video, then call other people on being surly and attacking you? LOL, you're the one who needs a hug.

[boskinator]

I didn't realize that offering my opinion was considered trolling - WHAT WAS I THINKING???

Fuck you, and fuck the Young Turk and his moronic movie reviewer.

[yerk3]

boskinator: Actually, when you write something like "this show SUCKS!" without offering any reasons why, or any constructive criticism, then yes, it is trolling.

[boskinator]

yerk3 (aka Captain Pedant):

Wrong. Read below:

In Internet slang, a TROLL is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

I did none of the above - I offered my opinion. To elaborate: the Young Turk cannot articulate a single clear thought,

[boskinator]

...and the Bitter Critic bashes the film without offering a single example as to why it's so terrible.

He can't articulate either.

Good enough for you, o Defender of Youtube Integrity?

[Justinpfx]

And making a comment that gets 14 thumbs down is time well spent?

[boskinator]

Refuting dochenozzles like the turk, the reviewer and YOU is...yes.

[Justinpfx]

Retfuting what? You have yet to actually make an arugement other than "The Young Turks Suck", which might pass for one in grade school.

[boskinator]

hardee-har.

What the fuck do you care? Get a life already...

THE YOUNG TURN AND THE REVIEWER ARE BORING, IDIOTIC DOUCHEBAGS.

[ConnyBrown1962]

Kevin James is the BOMB!!!! No matter what movie he makes he is funny.

[DC44101]

this reviewer is shit

[TreyJay28]

nice review on his review

[DC44101]

thanks :-P

[TreyJay28]

sometimes sarcasm is hard to pick up over youtube

[DC44101]

i knew it was sarcasm thats why i used sarcasm you call by the face with a P lol

[DC44101]

i meant can tell not call lol

[TreyJay28]

ah yes, i need to brush up on my emoticons

[bsblasterz]

TYT is stupid warped non news

[bubbajimmy8]

you want to laugh because its kevin james but its just not funny I but he is a funny movie

[madpat2007]

I feel sorry for the actor I kinda like him. Too bad the movie sucked balls

[sagax03]

id give it a 3/5, it was half-funny, the action was alright , (it made no sence how a stupid mall cop could beat a bunch of X-TREME teens though) the spa attack by the bold guy was a horrible action battle considering the mall cop was to weak to break teh tanning doorl

[archounduser10]

a fun but not that funny flick but enjoyable

[elyssaMONSTER]

omg this is like soo hilarious! You should see it(: I think the decision of whether you like it or not is like the kind of sense of humor you have you know? But either way, see it :D

[shellysstuff]

sorry, this movie rocked.

[packr72]

you assholes are a bunch of fucking jews i bet if a jew was in you would love it. Kevin james is fucking hilarious,you guys suck.

[Clausfarre]

Fucking spammers go to heck! Bleed..

[stubrookes]

Man you guys suck ass, and by the way dont get so close to the mic, you might aswell be kissing it next time. As if people are going to listen to you, this isn't a stupid movie, this is a stupid review.

[burlingtonmall]

screw you both! this topped the box office and your just a little fag!!

[Richie2k6]

You guys need to learn how to differentiate opinions with facts. Absolutely horrible review. Fucking douches.

[seestickglue232]

You're an idiot, a review is an opinion. It's not like a description of the movie with facts like who made it, it's a critic giving their opinion on a movie.

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[BarackObamaSUX]

this movie was not weak....it topped the box office for a good reason....You both SUCK

[Rekmackan]

You're right. The reason it topped the box office is that the general public is stupid. Nuff said.

[seestickglue232]

Seriously man can you believe all these people who liked this movie? This movie is a fuckturd. C'mon...

[Richie2k6]

And I'm sure you would be saying the exact opposite and you wouldn't have made that other comment at me if you liked he movie yourself. But since you don't, you talk bad about everybody and everything that praises the movie. Another example of someone who doesn't know how to separate their own opinions with FACTS.

[rexbroom]

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[Fanofspam]

Hey Young Turks, What freaking movies have you ever been in? Hes making something for himself and this movie rocked. So dont do any more reviewing, cause you suck.

[chevezez]

Man I want to see this shit so bad cuz every day i go to the mall to eat lunch with my friends we make fun of the rent-a-cop/mall cop.

[grodspc]

wow great job the best he could come up with is the movie is bad, thank you for the review i guess im a movie critic critic

[RandomZachness]

Now this isn't the greatest movie in the world, but I still thought it was a great movie. And besides, its just a fun little comedy and shouldn't really be taken so seriously.

[sexfanatic]

it's like junk food it's a bad movie but ppl still eat it up because it doesn't need u to think

[Leadman1989]

not everything .people do they want to psycho analyze some times they just want to have FUN!!!!

[809213]

what the fuck is that dudes problem?? reform in hollywood? hes probably an obama supporter. reform here reform there. what a bunch of fuckheads. he looks liek a fuckin crackpot anyways. those dudes need to fuck off

[PoopyPaul]

whoa, ever heard of the word sarcasm? He was making a joke about how their products suck similar to GM and their cars and since they go bailed out to supposedly change their business practices he was suggesting that someone needs to change the pathetic movie premises they present. Ok i guess i can put the crayons away and you can go back to watching nascar now....noob

[travisbrummett]

It was a awesome movie.

[Gugulus]

this movie review was funnier than the movie itself, really though :)

[b07rivera]

I give five lemon up the ass to the TYT and the Bitter Movie Critic that review sucked on so many levels.

If you want a better movie review check out the Spillcom guys, they are awesome

[creeperburg]

Yeah, not a good movie. But this review is much more boring and pointless.

[Chaos4me]

I think the movie is more of a family movie, for gods sake...not every movie has to be a fucking Oscar winner...fuckin deuche of a critic, i dont really think a critics words matter anymore than a regular person's.....to each his own.

[nhbwarrior]

So...how much stock do you have invested in Paul Blart: Mall Cop??? You defend it as if your life saving depended upon its success.

[Chaos4me]

Ohhh Stock huh? i hope your not American, otherwise...you'd just be referring to how low our Economy is. Anyways, if you ever had children at the time of this movie's release...and they wanted to see it just cuz it looks dumb and they might get a kick out of it....would you turn them down cus some critics say it's sloppy, or would you take'em cus you wanna make ur kids happy...I recon u chose the critics cus ur a dumbass who should just fuck off on someone else's views...so fuck you asshole..

[chefawkes]

box office makes you vindicated :)

[sk8erboi342]

i knew this movie was gonna be complete shit

[Gravedigger69608]

Don't listen to these fags. read Chaos4me's comment. Go see the movie

[809213]

ur gay

[ErickKing91]

Hey Cenk Where's The Bikini Girl from American Idol Video???

i Couldn't Watch that!!!!

[WestCoastGfoelife]

he will make every Security officer look bad

[chefawkes]

Mall Cop probably does suck, but man this guy is a horrible radio personality. Cenk, i know he's prolly a good guy, but u gotta stop hiring your friends and start getting people that are actually on par with you.

[Reqrezentin]

Why doesn't this show get a segment?!

[rohstyles23]

I like Kevin James but this movie looks fuckin' retarded. I hope he at least got paid good for this terrible movie.

[thelastemperor909]

movie looks like shit

[GoldenArmQB19]

in the beginninig of the vid i thought he tricked us!

anyway im watchin it 2mm!

then gettin an ANGRY WHOPPER!!!!!

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!

[jerrydoubleu]

I always see these type of dumb movies. I'm a fanatic for dumbfunny movies.

[SensesFailx13xx]

fuck these guys, im giong to see it tonight, cant wait.

[PeteFeet96]

I give the bitter movie critic 5 lemons to shove up his ass!!!

[mattpogo1]

this movie was amazing i loved it. go see it

[Reqrezentin]

It is terrible !

[tico8007]

this movie looks

terrible I don't know why anyone would watch it, I mean the guy is not really funny.

[HangOfHow]

iiii looooooveeeeee thiiiiissss movieeeeeee i saw it today!!!?!?!?!?!?

[cosheldo]

A wise man by the name of Katt Williams describes the guy in the the black shirt as a HATER! its a movie who cares what you think!

[hoarhaykoobas]

hahahaha "when chuck met larry" hahahaha agreed

[rjoshi1389]

This critique sounds like a dumbass. He isn't really backing up any of his comments. you should reform what shit comes out of your mouth

[chubbatheBOSS]

That's because when something's so stupid, you just don't know where to begin and where to end.

[eirefrance]

Y'know, even if this movie sucks gooseshit, it will make enough to bail out the auto industry by itself. Brought to you by the same people who twice voted for Cowboy Crawford George and his sidekick, Deadshot Dick.

[hollywoodartchick]

I am not convinced that a majority of Americans voted for W, or that the ones who did were all deluded. Some were actually intentionally choosing "whichever guy is more likely to lower my taxes and spank people getting benefits that I don't get." Those fools may be the market for screwball comedies in general, and this faux authority character, but I would wager that it is just a matter of an idea getting greenlit because of who was attached and how they sold it to investors.

[naruto64kun]

what r u people crazy this is so fucking funny i enjoyed it...i mean its no stand up comedy but its actually ok

[prideventures]

It's all about having a night out to laugh, and enjoy yourself. Critics make no sense. He didn't even know this guy was from the King of Queens. So all the people who watch this are dumb? It is not my cut of tea, but if I am looking for a laugh I would go see it.

[xd1rtx]

really, if you see a preview for a movie like this and you go and see it expected some work of art,,,, shoot yourself, they make this shit to be light care free laugh if u feel like it kinda stuff, i gaurantee u adam sandler and kevin james were not intending to win any oscars, i dont say this often but u cant think so much if u truly want to enjoy this movie, go with the thaught of relaxing and throwing away the $10 to see the movie, dont expect so much in return

[DivineMacabre]

gawd...not every movie has to have some deep meaning...this was made for laughs..and it looks funny...

Jay and Silent Bob was stupid....but I sure as hell laughed my ass off..

[AxlStrife0]

I totally agree. I loved Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Most movie critics no longer have the mental capacity to truly appreciate crude and/or deadpan humor.

[GstateBALLER925]

i wasnt going to see this movie anyway because its pg and considered to be a family movie that everyone can see, which makes it sound pretty fucking lame. as far as kevin james himself, hes hilarious and great to watch, and i watch king of queens all the time.

[battierpeeler]

i love dave. so brutally honest.

stay away from reviewing crap just for the sake of reviewing crap

[lewis493]

this reviewer has the charisma of a carrot

[JacksInn]

"It's just dumb."

"Nothing interesting happens, really."

"It's stupid."

....Great review. Is he Ana's brother?

[elfielvr]

No - his last name is Koller, Ana's is Kasparian.. and she's not married, sooo..nope.

[lixueryo]

but isnt this a movie for kids???

[nyxie23]

We NEED bad movies, they are fun as hell to make fun of

[tiofelipe1987]

I do not know why they wast their time in reviewing a bad movie. Just the title makes this movie suspicioly bad

[funkyfierce]

Anything KJ does is fantastic. He could sit in a chair sleeping and I'd gladly watch it. He's a cutie.

[burntonion05]

Adam Sandler used to be funny but now I am about tired of his crap. This guy was never really funny so I had a feeling this movie was crap. Thanks for the review and I won't waste my time with it.

[GoForkYourself]

i don't know which is more retarded, the movie or this shitty review.

[GirlSyria1]

That was funny.looool

[metorphoric]

The movie looks kinda funny actually. I still won't go see it though. I wait until all movies comes out on Netflix then cop it.

[crowdaddy13]

yeah, cuz who in the fuck wants to pay 15 bucks to watch a movie nowadays and pay 8 bucks for a coke

[AlmightBlackDragon]

Yeah, the review itself didn't help any thing, but I expected it to suck major balls in the first place.

[DiverseLA]

I was watching this with the idea that "The Bitter Movie Critic" would be at least somewhat good at reviewing movies, or would be slightly funny/witty. He was neither.

It's like h doesn't know what to say, and was waiting on Cenk to say something the whole time. It's like you grabbed this dude off the street and just told him to go review a movie.

[amp1616]

i agree completely that we need reform in hollywood its a shame for what they try to pass on as movies nowadays! however i have a question for bitter movie critic...what romantic movie does he think was a great one?

[swaimb]

I don't think Kevin James is funny at all. His stand up sucks too.

[VirtualSatyr]

I would like to give Kevin James one message and it's this: You'll never be John Candy or even Chris Farley, so quit trying.

[cpldavisjaguarbattal]

Bitter Youtube Video Critic:

This video sucks.......it needs reform

hahaha thats hilarious.....not

ohhh yeah, Hey Dave back away from the mic retard

[condomassault]

we need a bailout lol

[solvrn]

To be fair, this is the worst movie of all time. All this guy says about the movie is that its "dumb". Worst movie critic ever.

[solvrn]

I meant to say this is the worst movie REVIEW of all time.

[Mullythabully]

first of all id like to say that i love the young turks, but you guys should cut the movie reviews out! at least get Dave to stop reviewing the comedies. i haven't seen mall cop yet, but it cant be that bad!!!! U said the same thing about "Yes man", and that was alot better then what u said it was gonna be.

[amp1616]

i agree yes man was good but it really wasnt as great as we expect jim carrey to be

[Nags]

I thought it was funny. o_o;

[solvrn]

Why is everyone beating up this movie? Hollywood has been releasing stupid comedies like this for decades. Have people just now realized this or something?

[edAVP1138]

We need to turn those Hollywood lemons into lemonade!

[windyshrimp]

He couldn't become a real police officer??? Is he really that bad at life?

[DiverseLA]

It's a movie.

[windyshrimp]

It's a joke..

[DiverseLA]

It wasn't funny.

[windyshrimp]

Whether it was or not to you is irrelevant.

[ak47santic]

5th yee

[jkesquered]

fuck ur opinion. i'm going to see it.

[biggerflexible]

You poor bastard why waste the money when you can watch National Security or Armed and Dangerous so you can use your money to buy a soul.

[DemonicGemini]

then go kill yourself after it's over this movie suck wonder cheeks

[ekbrogan]

This movie looked horrible, glad to see they agreed. Saved myself 2 wasted hours of my precious life.

[thunderchunky4life]

Too bad you couldn't save yourself a couple of seconds which you wasted writing this comment.

[ekbrogan]

ditto, douchebag

[DemonicGemini]

your a failure you didn't come in at first go kill your self

[baddmanaz]

cool review. luv it!!!