upta camp pt 1

[Vanquished12]

Bob is the man

[MrDizzyCCC]

Bob Marley is a comedy legend! 

[givpeaceatry]

hahahah everything about this is fuckin true! Gotta love maine! Fuckin right dude

[seroyer2]

I love he's New England accent, it makes this 10 times funnier.

[usmaddog7]

BAAAAARRRFFF!!!

[usmaddog7]

He exagertes the accent haahd when hes upta Maine. Spaahking it up.!!

[Easttexasbaby1]

My mothers family is from Maine and OMG every time we visit I try to catch one of his shows if he's there, he's so funny. I watched him on Comedy Central or something though and he didn't speak with his accent! It was a little disappointing but still a funny guy!

[usmaddog7]

Spark it up Haahd dude! Spark it up Haahd!

[usmaddog7]

Too bad your a man (but not much of one) and so is your boyfriend.!

[justcheer19]

My boyfriend always says "I shit you not" made me laugh so hard

[usmaddog7]

Maine is for lobsters.

[usmaddog7]

Maine is for lovers(brother and sisters)!

[usmaddog7]

P town Ma.

[usmaddog7]

Bob marley, you see him performing in comedy clubs,colleges, and rest areas up and down I95 telling jokes and making time with male escort's.!!!

[usmaddog7]

He's one of maines national treasures and should be burried!

[usmaddog7]

This guy's a credit to the special needs community!

[GophukYerselv]

@usmaddog7 Something tells me that you only found this 'cause you're a fuckin' stoner.

[saberjag2097]

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, oh shit, fuck, fuck, fuck.!!! Mainers RULE!!!!!

[licorice3333]

PISS POOR WEATHAH

[blackcat77100]

I live in the crappiest town in Maine and even I think this guy's funny.

A-yeah bub guy.

[yz85rida]

@blackcat77100 what town?

[TheCommunistColin]

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, I SHIT YOU NOT...

[hystericalconduct]

Dude, I laughed wicked hahhhd. I ain't shittin' ya. 

[TheJsavage89]

best state in the nation love living here

[PrinzDew]

WOOOT MAINE FTW

[HiTzClanHD]

Proud to live in Maine.

[kell1reilly2]

"maybe shit in it? PPHHHUHHH!"

LMAO

[MegaBadasschevy]

I live in Maine and I have seen him a lot. He's funny shit ain't he bub?

[umaineforever]

ayup

[idunno1861]

I'm a SoCal girl, and found this guy while searching for Maine accents on youtube. (Love 'em, but it's so hard to find a real one, not some actor's attempt in a movie). Added bonus? He's hilarious! I wanna visit Maine so bad!

[General1710]

@idunno1861 It's the only tollerable state in this country.

[rottgod1]

my mom is from maine and i love it when she reverts back to the way they talk back there

[throy10]

haha



[F350With460engine]

If ya don't think this is funny, you must have the worst sense of humor. I'm from vermont but god damn is bob marley hilarious.

[jasonlevin8]

yeah we find this funny. 134:1 ratio, makes you the odd one out. LOSER!!!

[crazedcountryrebel35]

its not just maine i think its all of new england rhode islanders are the same way!!!!

[MrNoah2009]

bob marley used to drive around gorham with his face plastered on the side of his truck... i figured he was like a hire a clown... but this guy is amazing. i am a huge fan of his and hope he starts catching on to others so we can see more of him

[blesstheawesomeness]

maines fuckin sweet. innit?

[nathanwpugh]

Thanks for the upload. I love Bob! You don't have to be from Maine to appreciate great standup.

[gilly2526]

Have a beer with him..... Hilarious!!

[parkourtraceuses]

ha ha ha bob marley he's great i love this guy he's so funny

ah fuckling god damn weather! lol

[nemoviesnews]

ahh, thats all FUCKED Now

[llamapower1998]

WHO COULD NOT LIKE BOB MARLEY :[ always happends my god you the best bob :D woohoo going to go see him soon

[huntfishride37]

again.... who disliked this??????

[Soccerchika2121]

hahahhaa, i love bob marley, and all these things about mainers are soooo true :]] <3

[Fourteen88SoCal]

7:10 - 9:02 xD HAHAHAHAHAHA...fucking hilarious, I can't stand when people put lemon in my drink

[soccerald4]

pope jolly john the 2nd hi ho lmao

[TheJMoneyVideos]

bob marely ur so hilarious!!!

[ncarty13]

i hate people from cape too

[mrgofawkurselph]

that popes uh wild bastuhd mah i shit you not hahahaha

[ccoffin15]

maine alll the way

[skatepunkzero]

Greenly get me some coffee! and a bagel!

[CaptainInsano300]

@skatepunkzero Lol oh DAMMIT! You beat me to the joke....

[skatepunkzero]

@CaptainInsano300 Yep, get me another cup of coffee

[CaptainInsano300]

@skatepunkzero Onion bagel, cream cheese. Right?

[GUYin207]

I got a Reese's peanut butter cup signed by him, when he came to Maine last winter/ He used it in his "King Reese skit"

[Vetech18]

Hate it when it is so cold here in Maine, that the snot freezes in your nose and you have to constantly blink so your eyes don't freeze open!

[aquarianbabe]

lol, I'm from down south...and I laughed hard as HELL at this

[moparmaniac21]

Funniest parts are Maine popes brother doing donuts in the parking lot in his F-150 and the waiters "system"...."thats what I do, I shit in the diet" lmfao my eyes are tearing up.

[jertog]

Soo, anyone else here glad that Holland got charged on those murders? I'm from Biddo, and live less than two miles from where it happened, was never a friend of their wannabe crowd, they all ripped me off on bud and money, and other stuff, but meh, I'm glad that that *racial slur not posted* got found guilty and is held without bail, and has a minimum of a 50 year sentence...though, he won't survive it. They're gunning for him in the prisons I hear.

[jertog]

Hehe, I was actually just thinking of popping this disc into my CD-ROM and listening to it, then I popped up the YouTubz and it was right there, the very first "recommended video"! OMG, YOUTUBE HAZ TEH TRACKING COOKIEZ IN MAH BRAINZ!!!

[grahambest09]

@ brian,, shut the fuck up about some ones dad, my dad has been dead since 1989 your fucker,,i talk shit about maine because thats where my wife is from, ass clown,.,.

[cwalker956]

Haha. All his jokes and shit are freakin' hilarious to Mainers. But people outta state are like, wtfff?? xD

[grahambest09]

maine sucks

[briancmitchell1]

@grahambest09 so does your dad...

[jeepman982]

some things are also true for vermonters

[luella072183]

I love this guy. I'm a native Mainer, and this is SO True! Especially his bit about the red SOLO cups. LMAO!

[Elliotscreams24]

maine :D <3

[imnotaprincess92]

Most of the things he says about Mainers is true. i should kno... im a native lol

[gigglegrl2012]

@imnotaprincess92 Riiight? Lmao

[TheViibezHD]

@imnotaprincess92 doodde ya gottah repraaahsent the mainahs dooode

[airmancanada]

@imnotaprincess92 most?? i'd say all :P

[iamamagicalunicorn]

Maine kicks ass. end of story.

[bru1nsf4n7]

@iamamagicalunicorn agreed westbrook being the best city XD

[ryan29073]

@iamamagicalunicorn DEFINATELY!!!!! That's why I'm moving there (theya) in 101 DAYS!!!!!

[ccoffin15]

@ryan29073 youl love it.... i shit you not .... i live here

[sharonchic14]

@ryan29073 where u coming from

[justcheer19]

me and my family always celebrate my bday at bugaboo creek haha

[TheTScotRhys]

Oh yeah (almost forgot). Great food in Maine! TSR

[TheTScotRhys]

@anooseholay Hint. Start with the post after DrKorn5 and read up. TScotRhys = TSR

[TheTScotRhys]

In case one wonders how I can be an outsidah from away and still have so much inside information, I'll explain: I'm an air force brat that, none the less, has lots of family and in-laws from Maine. I'm a former snowbird who now lives full time in Maine. Mainers may sometimes piss me off, and I may laugh at or with them, but I love them all. God bless Maine! TSR

[DrKorn5]

@TheTScotRhys Good on ya sir. I'm an obvious Mainiac by how defensive I get about my state. Don't care too much when people look down us just because. But i'm with you on most of the stuff. I know far to many people that are just fine living off of wellfare and have no urge to try and work. I don't know about that too scary for going out of town perhaps you have been in york or cumberland county for a while?

[TheTScotRhys]

Now for the love:1)Mainers are very kind and generous(No troll shit here,it's true).They will share whatever they have and they don't have much.2)Mainers are funny, and I don't mean odd, I mean hilarious. They tell great jokes and stories, and always make me laugh.3)Mainers love their outdoors and their animals, and appreciate them.

[TheTScotRhys]

No!We stick with dead industries like forestry,lobstering,&guiding(w­hich is joke since most natives haven't been 10 feet past their hometown line[too scary]&get lost behind a hemlock.They call grouse,partridge,for God's sake.

[TheTScotRhys]

2)God forbid that any native should go to college&begin a real career.

[TheTScotRhys]

Like everything,I have a love/hate thing with Maine&Mainers.The hate side:1)DHHS!Don't even get me started with that hard working shit.Biggest welfare state in the country.Way too many natives are on fake disability,seeking some taxpayer handout,&then act like they've hit the lottery&buy every atv,boat, motorcycle,snowmobile,&truck that isn't nailed down.

[5959512]

people from away act like they're stuck up because the average mainer would be considered clinically retarted in any other state.

[DrKorn5]

@5959512 How excatly is that? You think that because we are different from you we are stupid? You make more money than us and live in a state more populated so that makes you more intelligent?

[TheTScotRhys]

@spicer94 Yes. The greatest. Let me guess, your life's high water mark was that time in high school, when you drove 5 hours, to Augusta, to see "your" class D basketball team lose in the first round of THE tournament. Pathetic. TSR

[6011dave]

friggin pisser!!!!!!!!

[AmyEliza16]

XD i love him! he came to my school a while back

[amandabear821]

i saw him at the windsor fair and it was awesome!!! he is friggin hilarious!!

[turkeyhunter7373]

@ JDN420

fuck shorts and a t-shirt, try boxers and a friggin tank top

[maceachern33]

lincoln maine is where its at

[TheTScotRhys]

@maceachern33 ayah, up dare wit da tannahs. Stinkin linkin. TSR

[5959512]

maine-the deep south of the north-pickup trucks , married with children in early 20s, no schools/good jobs, cold 9 months a year , too many old people, people think its ok to drive the exact speed limit when the rest of the world goes at least 5 over. if you need anything you have to go to portland, people are friendly in general but usually stay in there own clicks, dont like "outsiders", only three types of people-yuppies, tree huggers and white trash

[TheTScotRhys]

@5959512 Yes, the yankee West Virginia. The center of the completely illogical universe. Mainahs will go to endless lengths to explain their illogic, but it can be reduced to this simple formula.........Mainahs are cheap and lazy! TSR

[anooseholay]

@TheTScotRhys Your page says you 'snowbird' in Maine. That may make you feel like you're from here and you know how things work, but that's not always the case. The majority of Mainers could hardly be described as lazy. Also, what seems like cheap to you is resourcefulness to us, because the fact is that we don't have high wage earning jobs and we have to make do with what we have.

[justcheer19]

@TheTScotRhys haha idiot

[TheTScotRhys]

@justcheer19 I'm a genius, self proclaimed! Idiot? Perhaps. But certainly a keen observer, who tells it like it is. You deny nothing?. TSR

[justcheer19]

@TheTScotRhys it's just really funny how people talk about how bad maine is and yet we're way better than a lot of people. ya we deffinitley have a lot of issues, but who doesn't?

[bru1nsf4n7]

@justcheer19 the first issue being were like the fattest state lol there alll up north of the border

[justcheer19]

@bru1nsf4n7 lol surprisingly my family is really healthy considering all the crap we eat lol

[DrKorn5]

@5959512 btw it's "people from away or outta staters" not outsiders and it's because they are a bunch of stuck up pricks like yourself.

[danonothing]

for the love of frig this guys wicked fuckin funny

[Birdietweet]

Jolly johns!!! wicked good

[drpickett]

wicked pissah - ayuh

[Lyricsbot]

This is why I'm proud to be born in Maine :D

[cotequadsport]

ahmen brother( on the livin in maine comment)

[cotequadsport]

i think this guy is from portland.. pretty sure he talks about partyin in portland

[ghostrider10j]

haha

[TrucksAndGuitars250]

Buxton Maine i shit you not!

[xXbitchslayerXx]

i shit u not so funny

[Gangstastlye]

how bout tht shit? rainy sunny hahahahahaha..lmao i love him he is so funny

[JDN420]

i love the weather i maine where else will you see ppl outside in 40 degree weather in shorts and a tee shirt. gotta love it!!!!!

[thefinnman92]

the worst thing about the weather in maine is having to start your car 20 minutes before you actually get in it. and having to clean off the friggen snow from every inch of the car. thats bullshit.

[MegaRedsox2004]

piss por weathah!

[danbliss]

fuck maine

[cotequadsport]

fuck you faggot nigga! what are you from the bronx nigger!!

[mayo4637]

@danbliss fuck you 

[g18marine]

naples maine hell yah

[TheKarateKid1993]

My boyfriend is from Paris, Maine!! I love their accent!!

[jimmypoopstain]

I'm from Lubec. As far Downeast as Downeast gets. Bert & I fan but Marley still rocks. Love the Wicked Pissers.

[Shasta1486]

he went to deering i worked with a brod who graduated with him....dumbasses

[Nick04468]

actually i'm pretty sure he's from like bangor

[ForeverImmature]

oakland maineeee

[shadowdancer50725]

<3 Maine

[hoeltzel18]

im from belfast maine yaaa i have all of his cd's

[mudcovebum]

lmfao. not looking forward to the cold!! ahhhh!

[SRuhlin18]

looove him:) my dad is friends with him:)

[HpgIII]

im a mainah ... plymouth maine ... (next to newport)

[iride2much]

dude u fuckin r tard im a mainer and u dont say mainah and bob marley is from farmington and my grandma taught him at umf

[HpgIII]

wow big deal your gramp taught him and relax jesh

[anooseholay]

Actually he is from Bangor and then Portland. He went to college in Farmington. Research, then post.

[TheTScotRhys]

@anooseholay Amen troll brother. TSR

[anooseholay]

@TheTScotRhys What does TSR mean?

[aceboy989]

Rofl!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[JTyler52]

From Augusta,Maine. seen him many times. Talked to him at a few signing booths.

[crawfordsjamie]

SICK, my dad worked with Bob when he used to work at the Portland Jetport.

Also, Bob forgot to wake his roomate (my friend's father's best man in his wedding) in college.

[mrstonyromo9]

ahahah i have lived in Maine my whole life and bob marley is right on spot with everything! especially just walking outside in the winter and swearing!!

[mariodude103]

my favorite comidian

[gingergirlbuddyboy]

live in falmouth maine. know him.

[djn00nan]

from bangor area now live in southern oregon, this shit is so true i miss maine, people are so much more direct back east they drive alot quicker too. haha 'now thats all FUCKED!'

[JAK3THETUB3]

Downeast*

[supercj3]

whooooooo!!! From Windham, ME

[justin76bmw]

yaah dude! i live in ME and it has ben raining for a friggin month...no kidding 27 days in a fucking row!

[NatashaNINJA]

Haha, i'm from maine and well most of it is true.

[jimmydcap]

My Mom was from Lincoln,and Yes her atitude was from MAINE..Bob nails its!!

[UndefinedPotential]

This is all completely true.

[kmhpjr]

I was born and raised in West Enfield, ME but now reside in the Boothbay Harbor area. Bob Marley is on the money with everything he says. He is hilarious. Reminds me of my own family.

[ryan200368]

all rise pope larrys all up in this bitch

[eric4433]

Maine and Montana people have a lot in common.We go" upta camp"," the weather was nice this morning,then it went to shit",etc. I see many of Maine people's way of talking and us Montanan's are a lot the same. Kind of funny , tourist's come up here,they don't know what the hell we're talking about.

[criminaleeinsane]

I find myself correcting his Maine Accent... he has a lot of things right but... he sounds like hes from Bar Harbor or something cause Its a little different... I do know that the Maine Mall has more resturants in the parking lot than stores in the mall and Bugaboo Creek is creepy! been there once!

[bigaction08]

I am from the Uk, My girlfriend is from Portland. I have been to Windham and up to Baxter Park. Maine people are funny and great people!

[Justintheguitarest]

i lived in Maine all my live and most of this shit is true

[ChantalNadeau]

haha! yeah thats all right

[jeephck]

Bob Marley not allot of ur fans realize how up mainers are i from kingfield and evry thing u say i can relate to we go campin in jackman all the time

[awesomeaang]

hahaha i love maine