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  • gibbs not only touched this, he gibbs-slapped it!

  • he stole mjs moves and tweeked it.

  • he was a dancin fool. Im better, but he's pretty good, :)

  • I'd like to dedicate this one to the TSA!!! lol #tcot

  • apparently i cant touch this...

  • We have this as a song which notifies us to line up at school O.o

  • 106 people foolishly tried to touch this HAMMERTIME

  • The song was goos in 1990 but falls way short of "music" now a days, You blow goats hammer!!!!!!!

  • Fuck a sweat...this dance will make you break a hip lol

  • Chuck Norris Touched it

  • @EDWEIRDITUDE touched his BAWLZAK? :O

  • @DIMATIF Cuz I'm Chuck Norris

  • I danced to this song when I was HUGELY pregnant with my 18 year old. I kicked it!! So MUCH fun!! Dated, yes, old, NO!! haha!

  • That "spank-the-donkey" move he does at 2:53 reminds me of Ciara. That must be where she got it from.

  • 106 tried to touch this and failed epically.

  • 106 people don't have any taste in music... but I'm not one of them :D

  • the only part thats weird about it is his puffy pants

  • hahaha dis video is hilarious lol

  • all hail the epic dancing of the hammer.

  • Peter Griffin, "Except you, you cant touch me"

  • I WANT THOSE PANTS !!!!!

  • nice pants

    I Want Them

  • nice pants

  • i want those pants

  • i used to always think this was will smith.

  • @wwejohncena619 are you serious!?

  • @owenhartlover2008 yea haha . it sorta sounds like him.

  • @wwejohncena619 i alway figured him and kurt franklin were the same person

  • めっちゃかっけぇ~w

  • RitsukaAgogi...that is so funny...hahahaha :0)

  • you mom touched it....yep she sure did

  • nice song, nice dance too:)

  • 105 hammers can't touch this.

  • this song is the beast song of all songs

  • @Ramirezboy1 not the best, but a good song

  • THIS SONG IS THE BEST!

  • shoosh he is just da best

  • People put hammer down and some say he is not a real rapper.....but if being a real rapper means you got to degrade women and talk about how big your penis is then i am glad he was different. His lyrics are safe for children and he was not filthy and perverted so in some peoples minds he was not true to rap. I will alwys love this song because it is a fun song unlike the crap they put out today. Hammer is not corny he just has morals and values and limits to what he will do.

  • @DaStr8Truth True I used to love this song and he did what worked for him. That's why Rick James respected him-in addition to paying him for sampling Super Freak Rick said that he was glad that Hammer recorded the biggest selling rap song with no curses and degradation

  • ... Except you *points to hot chick*. You can touch dis.

  • Saw MC Hammer interviewed on TV and in retrospect he was a little corny but he was nice and real he is self made man selling tape of his music out of his car at the start and he's righteous dude. And can anyone deny his song are catchy and original as hell great. guy

  • his songs "were" catchy at one tiime, now they just sound like punk ass rip offs. He also had an mtv show that was completely bunk and tried to get his goofy ass son into the rap game, but following in his fathers footsteps his songs "SUCK"

  • cant touch me. LOL

  • can clic it

  • this ong is soo old lol my parents like this song and i think its wierd cuz i am like younger

  • i try but... I can't touch it... ^^

  • cant quote this

  • Peter Griffin..Cant Touch This

  • makes me wanna DANCEE!

  • "cant touch this" ;)

  • o chuck can so touch it and so can i can im awsome

  • u can't touch this... this what? anyways sound good hahaha

  • STOP EVER TIME

  • STOP, HAMMATIME!

  • I hope you like this video. 16 dancers died making it. If you don't believe me, look it up.

  • @PeyoteCowboy bullshit

  • @PeyoteCowboy

    ok...i did...couldn't finad anything. please provide yor reference

  • @jltjake66 :P made you look

  • *Dances to video*

  • micheal jackson always said:stop rapen time hahah thumbs up if u agree or u think he was cool

  • I just wanna dance like him !!!

  • stop pyjama time

  • Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer

  • @number1canadian Chuck Norris always stays in touch with himself.

  • lmao

  • Uhh what did u want me to touch? O.o

  • Fun..

  • 103 people can't touch the like button!

  • this use to be my jam I love MC Hammer I was about 10 or 11 when this song came out I use to be up dancing my ass off when this video came out I also had some biker shorts lol Im glad im an 80's baby 1980 to be exact

  • i love it

  • Don't you just love a good flashback joint?

  • tuu ru ru ru, tu ru, tu ru Tchaikovsky!!

    :D

  • chuck norris can touch mc hammer

  • @00flammablewalrus00

    on his dick

  • lol i love his dancing :D

  • Chuck norris can touch mc hammer

  • @wowbigfannilud HHAHAHHA!!

  • this song is a masterpiece

  • Beats from Super Freak? Wait. Which one came first?

  • Fala Galera e isso i umas das musicas mais tocada na decada de 80 , nas melhores casas Noturnas de São Paulo , como Abrigo Nuclear , Toco ,Contra Mão ; Over Nigth , Open And Down . e outras mais epoca muito boa uma Abraço a todos Dj Edinho tel 4003 0171

  • @edsongomes1972 AI CONCORDO COM VÇ

  • MC Hammer gave Vanilla Ice the guts to rap.

  • @WingDaemon and the pants lol only kidding

  • @20diddyman09 got one now go home your master chuck norris calling your ass

  • @20diddyman09 i bet u love it when chuck norris fuck you right in the ass i meant u might ass well let him you grabbing his nuts already

  • rick james bitch

  • YOU BETTER TOUCH THI, IF YOU WANT ME TO DANCE!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH LOL LOL LOL

  • i want those pants.

  • hahahaha' watch have you seen her. at 50 seconds in you'll fuccin be laughing.

  • michael no ceus e mc hammer na terra !!! sem mais

  • Neither can WMG

  • It's funny how people act like they didn't like this back then.

  • @desamania This was my song. I remember me and girl friend thought we were oaktown 357 nad B angie B lol

  • @desamania TRUE!

  • dude mc hammer is the bomb!!!!

    im blind to much awesomeness!!!!

  • dude mc hammer is the bomb!!!!

  • if the hoff made a come back so should MC Hammer. Stop hammer time

  • He now has his own show in Vegas

  • @sianlytle32

    Who doesn't? Vegas is like that glass jar creepy people have in their homes full of old dead babies in vinegar solution. You know xept the dead babies are just forgotten stars

  • He is now gonna have his own show in Vegas... they are gonna start him with almost 200 shows and see how he does

  • genial Mc Hammer 4ever :D

  • MMc Hammer is a priest?

  • kool 

  • 103 Dont actually know how to break it down

  • the original version is better than esta frikada

  • The Hammer always represented the Bay to the fullest in his songs... Gotta give him credit for that...

  • well...still...when I hear STOP, I also hear, Collaborate and Listen...sorry:(

  • 1:23 LOL! He says "Hentai"? O_O

  • @JesusRye and tight ;o

  • @Crazywhiteone LAWL!

  • YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS! I told you homboy CAN'T TOUCH THIS

  • Chuck Norris can touch it.

  • Damn, this was the shit back in the day. I wish rap went back to this time; now-a-days its soo damn serious.

  • Don't you just hate it when you're hanging out with MC Hammer and he won't let you touch anything?

  • 103 people are mad because they cant touch it...

  • @RitsukaAogi Yeah thats right. Screw those people.

  • @RitsukaAogi they need to grow a set so they can stay in touch with themselves.

  • @RitsukaAogi lol didnt mean to vote down

  • make it 104 im mad coz i cant touch it

  • Michael grulich, isnt this the bomb?

  • Hammer could move I don't care what nobody says that brother could move with the best of them!!

  • when is vh1 hip hop honors going 2 honor this man? He's the reason why rappors are doing commercials, tv shows, & advertisements in magazines

  • Good song I remember back when I was a kid a lot of this music was golden and it did not have the lyrics that rap has in it today. Music today is filled with people who are a bad influence to the younger generation. Most music these days talks about drugs violence and how cool you are if you have a lot of money. Moreover, look at how many popular rap artists end up in prison and young kids think that things like this are cool and want to follow in their footsteps. The world is gone.

  • muevete muevete jajajaja

  • MC Hammer sounds like a pornstar

  • Vote up if Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!

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  • i always wanted some of those hammer pants

  • totalmente de mais MC Hammer de mais CATIA ACIOLI BRASIL

  • oh yes what a mover!

  • Lol MC hammer is SUCH a one hit wonder...

  • hammer was getting it lol

  • I think Hammer was only second to Sir Mix-A-Lot as far as classic pop rap goes.

  • I never was really crazy about this song, but do anyone remember when kids used to wear those shirts and shorts that had hand prints on them and it had "Can't touch This" on it. I don't know where the outfits were sold at. lol

  • Chuck Norris Can touch it.

  • @AznFuhSho What?!? hahahahahaha... lol!

    Chuck Norris?!?

  • 101 ppl can't touch this

  • They just dont make music like this anymore. Love this song.

  • goota love the dance at 3:46

  • thumbs up if you love that dance at 1:46!!!

  • that dude is awesome thumbs up if u like his moves

  • It's VERY FUNNY how TODAY'S "Generation" TRIES to STEAL these SAME moves that Hammer is doing and, CLAIM them as their OWN. For example, there is a dance TODAY that the kids are doin' called "Shuffling". Well, for their INFO, Hammer was doin' that shit a LONGG time ago. It is called "The Running Man". MC Hammer was INSPIRED by James Brown. And Hammer CREATED his own STYLE from this INSPIRATION. ORIGINATING, NOT DUPLICATING. MOST of today's "Generation" REALLY NEEDS to CREATE and, ORIGINATE. Paz.

  • @TRUTHWILLMANIFEST dont talk if u dnt kno shit man, Suffling its nothing like the running man, you dance suffle to hardstyle, try to do the running man with hardstyle -.-

    the suffling is a new style, maybe inspired by the running man, but totally different

  • @robolt69 Uhh, what you "Newbeez" refer to as "Shuffling", is actually from Australia and is ORIGINALLY called, "The Melbourne Shuffle". "The Running Man" was CREATED by the B boys who used to attend clubs where "The Melbourne Shuffle" was growing into a "Popular" dance in the LATE 80's to MID 90's.

  • @TRUTHWILLMANIFEST Wtf? Why so many effin quotes?

  • @linentablecloth Cuz they know that no one pays attention unless they emphasize their stupidity.

  • @robolt69 Hip Hop had a MAJOR INFLUENCE on "The Melbourne Shuffler's" thus, CREATING what we now know as "The Running Man". Therefore, the moves today's "Generation" are doing, are nothing but the OLD ORIGINAL "Hip Hop" version of WHAT is known as the "Melbourne Shuffle". Please for the sake of ORIGINALITY, GET YOUR OWN MOVES or, ATLEAST RESPECT WHAT ALREADY HAS BEEN SET IN STONE. With that said, BE ORIGINAL.

    PeacE!

  • STOP ITS HAMMER TIME

  • best frikin pants eva!!

  • Does anyone notices how he be freakin the girls xD, first he jumps down below then look at there asses XD, then he comes back up and starts humping towards them xD. Hammer was a true G rofl

  • Thumbs up me please, because i'm an attention whore.

  • i luv his moonwalk

  • THE BEGINNING OF THIS SONG "CAN'T THIS" WOULD BE A GREAT BACKGROUND FOR AN ANTI SEXUAL HARASSMENT VIDEO

  • cant touch me!!!

  • 99 ppl don't like his pants.

  • i love these moves <3

  • check out the "Hallmark MC Hammer card" commercial on youtube

  • Home girl in the blue...was snappin!!!

  • Oh my i didnt rember he was an effiminate...

  • u can't touch this!

  • don't you think these dancers are less black than a common black females you see around you? is that intentional or what

  • @SuperKLC No, it's because this was in the 90s or 80s or something, before rap went to crap and girls dressed like whores.

  • @SuperKLC The 90's were a much better time, the guys weren't acting stupid 24/7 and the girls weren't such whores.

  • @SasukeIsPwnage couldnt have said it better myself!

  • the alladin pants are to have room for his huge black cock

  • Who are the 97 FREAKIN DOUCHEBAGS that disliked this

  • @MultiRyu123 the ku klux klan lol

  • McHammer rules!!

  • 97 people can touch this

  • STOP!!!hammer time!!

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