The Best of Troll 2

[SaintPatrick33]

You have to think, I'm sure lots of people tried out for the roles in this movie and THESE are the ones they picked...

[SkateTabz]

@SaintPatrick33 Actually, most of the "actors" in this film wern't actors at all. They were just random people they asked...

[Palmergedd0n]

I'm gonna upload Troll 2 with my friend and I doing voiceover, taking the piss. We've done commentary for several terrible movies, but our Troll 2 is the funniest.

[ATHF10]

"goblins still exist" I fought them in world war 2 just yesterday LOL

[sekolahsrigarden]

Mom : "Joshua, start singing, C'mon, sing that song I like so much"

Joshua: "I dont feel like singing mom"

Mom : " Just sing"

Joshua : "Row row row your boat..."

Me : Dafuq?

[BigImaginationDoll16]

WHYYYYY??!?!?! WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!!?!?!?!?!?

[nastyfootwork707]

dude is that sean connery?

[jodiefostersarmy]

Eeeeeeeeeeeesh! A study in why 1st takes should not be used unless the actor has died and can't perform a 2nd. I still love Holly, though. 

[RichardForkins]

*knees in the balls*

Are you NUTS?

Ahahahaha

[Cannonboy369]

Mom: "SING MOTHER FUCKER!"

[fanarazzixD]

does the guy fart at 6:10 ???

[capi7al]

the holly waits or your lovely lit-tle boys

[smile221]

The sister is hot.

[goddessvenom]

Wow this movie is craptastic!

[dariakus]

Oh my God, this was physically painful to watch. In a good way.

[MrThemistaken]

2:09 why don't they skip the bullshit and get naked ? (pedobear face)

[DarkOrMisunderstood]

The daughter grew up, became a mother....

"Mama, what's wrong with having friends?"

"Nothing,, son, if you wanna remain a virgin for the rest of your life"

*forever alone child*

[ZeeKSniping]

thumbs up if you searched for "troll" and it bringed you to this

[abooooff]

I just found out about this movie. Just ordered it on blue ray. It really is the best worst movie ever.

[thekitty15]

@abooooff which makes it so amazing!

[MagatsutheCalamity]

I seriously can't believe some of these lines... "You take your friends to bed" lolwut? O_o

[FastReflexx]

2:34 It's that receptionist guy from 30 Rock!

[Iamjustherek]

2:50 - Having friends makes you a virgin?

2:53 - Wha? take them to be d with you?

2:54 - WHA?! Group sex!?!

2:56 - Okay I guess we could ignore the above statement...

[bman2095]

The little kid was a better actor then the guy that yelled OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD at the end

[halloweenfriday]

the mom likes row your boat? i thought she would like bruce springsteen or michael jackson but okay

[MrAmbidexterous]

Troll at 7:50 talks like butthead

[trc2rockon]

Is it just me, or is this movie practically the Rebecca Black Friday of movies?

[Blaagon]

@trc2rockon Actually Rebecca Black's Friday is the Troll 2 of music, due to the age of the movie. 

[DragonCheef]

@trc2rockon are you freaking nuts? Troll 2 is enjoyable and hilarious while Rebecca Black makes my ears bleed 

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

The ending always gives me a strong boner.

[SuperMelon1]

So someone who has group sex can still be a vigin for life?

[tac0libre]

wait... Having friend = virgin for life? Hm.... xD

[xenonecromera]

nice lispsss also

[xenonecromera]

"Cut off your little nuts and eat them" nice...nice

[SLAPCHOPshamwow]

wasn't grandpa seth in that Depends commercial from 87' 

[Cocoasomething]

Best acting ever

[Cocoasomething]

nest acting ever

[JmbForTheWin]

This is the worst movie Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp have ever been in.

[EvanoGMan]

It's in 240p. And they snubbed the best line. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[Rawr5649]

they aren't eating her, they are just using her for lip gloss

[jfleming23]

simply terrible!

[noeproductions]

240p is the real troll

[derrickjones69]

i cant believe they got payed for this

[MissInternetGuru]

The daughter would be pretty cute if she wasn't such a horrible fucking actress.

[SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC]

@MissInternetGuru It's pretty interesting reading about how this movie came to be so horrible. The actors knew the dialogue wasn't natural, and they tried doing it differently, but the non-English-speaking writer and director insisted it be read word-for-word, in a VERY particular(idiotic) fashion. Whether the actors' interpretation was any better, we'll never know.

[MetalizedButt]

7:53 ''Do you want ssome...Joshua........'' HAHAHAHA WTF DID HE SAY THAT FOR.

[apllebottom4]

Best troll face : 7:36

[TheAwesomePillow]

240p.. it looks like we meet again.

[Abitovsloth]

Dane cook can act better than this

[verybadman69]

JOSHUA H

JOSHHUA AHHAHAHAHAHAH THEN SHES PISHIN HERSEL LAFFIN SHE DESERVES AN OSCAR

[morph611]

So this is how robert pattinson started out his acting career...

[Jontsen12]

4:48 she smiles?

[reghin79]

0:35 Holy crap! It's Richard "Iceman" Kuklinski !

[777Steinar]

Remember: Either you are friendless, or you are a virgin.

[017SHAMe]

lol..this movie will cheer me up at any given day.. best worst movie ever..

[ManDudeYeah]

Did she say her dad would eat his testicles?

[RigoStar]

It's weird but for some reason, everyone looks like a troll in this movie..

[MrJamieMathieson]

The mom really like " row row row your boat"?

[skelepants]

Grandpa Seth drives a candy van. Just look at that smile.

[Teri0is0Resa]

@shadow7787 and directors, and camera work, and lighting, and a better plot line. Yet I can't help but love how terrible it is.

[THEJustinSimmons]

lmao what the fuck? this movie is terrible from what i can see.

[hyenapeptic]

How do we get him to cum?

[Shadow7787]

The movie would've been good with better writing and actors

[TheBeefyWizard35]

But how do we get him to come? By holding a seyonce maybe?

-long silence while the camera zooms in--

YOU'RE A GENIUS BIG SISTER :O OMGWtFBBQ

[valenesco45]

JOSHUA SING OR then IM GOING TO EAT YOU

[LiamStroudy09]

They talk so awkwardly.

[chomsky88]

She must be practicing for the "Ugly Girls Go Spastic" video.

[MilkTheBigCat]

this movie must have had a 12 dollar budget. but they made it work.

[SRthemonster]

4:30 Joshua, YO Joshua. oh mybad, wrong crib.

[trytogetitright]

uhhhhhhhhg. Why did they make this movie?!

[SagaciousSilence]

So knee a guy in the balls and you become a homo? Damn.

[PackedInsanity]

Look out! Those sticks are going to get you!

[kyleangus]

I'm leaving YouTube. I... I just can't take it anymore.

No seriously, go away, I'm going now.

I wonder how MySpace is doing...

[math2844]

her dance so shitty..is she retard?

[NikkiRose]

"YOU'RE A GENIUS BIG SISTER" Any one who has a sibling KNOWS they would never say or hear that come from their own mouths.

[ohdezflores]

the acting in this movie is just tremendous.

[newfuckingwave]

what f'en camera work at the beginning. we have grampa seth move into the foreground via rocking chair, only to readjust the focus and reveal joshua sitting restlessly in the background. kubrick couldn't pull that shit off if he tried :P

[edgaras87]

3:34 best part

[Earthling20]

her father is so gay LOL

"if my father discovered you here , he will cut your little nuts and eat them!"

[itirnitii]

You take them to bed with you, and I *don't* believe in group sex!

[MrJiggleWiggles]

And my boys?

[eddysvideos33]

"Joshua sing that song i like so much. Row Row Row your boat".... HA HA!

[waddlerobloxxxx]

WTF is with all the porn in the recommendations

[MrMfblack]

these are not the worst scenes

[Stewieguy187]

i have quite possibly an even worse movie, its hilarious trust me

scarecrow slayer

watch it, very low budget, you would think its a comedy :D

[KelanDWood]

"JOSHUA JOSHUA" This is so god damn funny I love this movie

[70s80sWINDIES]

7:30

Troll face XD

[Jonah369]

7:19

They're eating my ma... and then they're gonna eat me!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[shaboopie12]

the kid is the best actor 

[sebasscala4]

@2:00 epic break balls

[sebasscala4]

@2:00



[newfuckingwave]

you think the 'tough butch sister' element would've been further developed, yet her manly strength is never put to use in combat with the town of nilbog

[oprichniki12]

Fuck this is SOOOOOOOOO bad, SOOOOOO bad, that it's just fucking awesome

[pixelated111]

This acting is so bad that now that I need to go look up videos of good acting.

[Boraxrulez]

0:38 Dramatic squirrel music would have fit here...

[SraRocknRoll]

The "do you want some, joshua?" globin doesn't appear also in harry potter movies? I think he's an acclaimed actor.

[MeltingWindow]

"Michael, who are the Goblins?" Well, they're a band that was famous for creating the soundtrack to Dario Argento's Suspiria.

[UnHolyWible]

lol such great line reading.very believable.

[Matrix70151]

@UnHolyWible Acting at it;s best!!!

[YuiYamana]

I remember watching this with my mom and we were both almost rolling on the floor at how retarded this movie was

[21kaiq]

THEY ARE KISSING HER , AND NOW THEY WILL KISS ME

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOD

[candyman3]

"i dont believe in group sex"

[xxESPx]

this acting deserves an Academy Award

[ChaoticBlossom]

Just want to say as a little kid this movie made me afraid to drink milk at school. Seeing it again all these years later as a grown man makes me laugh at myself a bit.

[Abadoeba15]

1:50 shouldnt she be crushed by the weights?

[TheBeneshallburn]

goblin / nilbog EPIC!!!!!!

[2188ful]

Hey!!!! Where is "u can't piss on hospitality" line???? ahahhaa

[LonelySpycrab]

0:58 - 1:25 FUCK YEAH 80'S!

[Uemm11]

7:07 we are legion, problem?

[Karatekjell]

random dance scene is random.

[Abitibbi]

DO YOU WANT SOME

JOSHUA

holy shit, i lol'd

[seiruskajewel]

Ummm, while eating i noticed the trolls keep there mouths closed, I dont blame them im not much of a fan of jello myself

[falecomjorge]

age of conan! COOL"

[danbagheri]

Troll so bad its good 

[curtisb3000]

So bad it's good!

[Mattyman1987]

My father cant stand you, and if he finds you here hes gonna chop yo dick off.. Ok ill tell my dad your coming?? My head just exploded.

[lyricsfromsweden]

wow i love that she screams to him even tho he's not even 1 foot away

her grandpa is going to kill him if he found him there, i would keep my voice down if i was her

[lyricsfromsweden]

@lyricsfromsweden i mean her dad lol

[TheSasquatchStudio]

God, this is sooooooooooooooooooooo horrible!

[carrollman12]

@1:45 she lets go of the barbell and took off her headphones but the barbell didn't fall on her and she got up 0_0

[FishSlapsaBaby]

1:39 I was expecting "Oh Hai MARK"

[VicenteIbanez2620]

Woah, I mean WHOAH Tommy Wiseau is Robert De Niro compared to these guys.

[goundermytongue]

Man. That family sucks at singing rounds.

[ruaridh2k7]

@2:28-2:29 please tell me that acting is not for real???

[joelotto92]

"The Best of Troll 2 " isn't that oxymoron? :D

[lovescarguitar]

2:11- ...so her dad's a Homo?

[trollin80]

this has to be the worst acting ever

[abbs123]

blatent child cruelty. Forcing your child to sing.

[Misikuta]

7:52 HAHAAHAHA he's so fucking drunk!!!!

[JMarchOHare]

The little kid is the best actor of the lot, but not even Laurence Olivier could have sold these lines. And the weightlifting girl... phew! She's ruining a horrid script... and then she's going to ruin my ear for dialogue... OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDD!

[shamanqueen13]

-Where are the trolls?

-YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING!!!!

Dialog at a Q&A with the director.

[seaninskibb]

I'm trying really hard to remember where the song from 0:39 is from. I'm thinking Lord of the Rings but I don't think that's right. Help?

[Quiglaid]

Why is it that a movie about goblins is called "Troll 2"?

[pignugent]

@Quiglaid Because they're trolling you.

[SheerGlade]

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[Hound419]

F**k me, it's like watchin a third grade stage performance.

[MartialArtsSuperStar]

Watching this movie was a lot like watching snuff. It made me wanna vomit in terror, it was disturbing but I felt compelled I had to watch more. Sorry..this is much worse than snuff. And unfortunately...Troll 2 exists and is out there in this cruel world

[benehime7]

AGHHH THIS SUCKS I CANT TAKE IT, they are all horrid actors... i wanna punch Connie M. for her retarded sounding voice while reading lines...

[joshboy199]

5:25 WORST. DUET. EVER.

[0live0wire0]

the girl is the worst and the mother is really disturbing

[Cropse666]

@0live0wire0 the mothers eyes are freaking me out

[ballebanan]

Trolololo

[catgotyourjunk]

sing that song i like so much!!  row! row! row ur boat

[IliveinMA]

You left out the popcorn bit? That is literally the funniest thing I've ever witnessed

[K20a3RSX]

never knew that human bodies are filled with green slime.

[bcarman14]

6:12 voice crack followed by fart

[AsTheOceanFalls]

Porn actors are even better than those guys.. xD The girl in the first scene should really have tried to become a pornstar instead.. She might had a brigther career. lol

[thatsummerof1967]

Holly doesn't even have a spotter when she's lifting. Wtf?

[sacklunchband]

6:10 do you think that was real? haha

[Kaagh178]

Nostalgia Critic desperately NEEDS to review this garbage. Speaking of gabage, he should check out Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 while he's at it

[ediskrad327]

@Kaagh178 yes he does!

[NeeNaBeeNa]

MY favorite song is London Bridge.

[NeeNaBeeNa]

My father can't stand you. I'll tell him you're coming with us!

[dandanalbert]

I don't understand how films this bad can get made.

[RollingReel]

at 1:46... where did she drop the weights!!!!!!! There must be some logical explanation for this!

[monster762]

@RollingReel There is. She put them on the weight holder things on the bench. 2:07

[RollingReel]

@monster762 you don't see any physical movement of putting the bar up on them, though

[monster762]

@RollingReel Yup, you can't really see it but if you watch closely you will notice she pushes the bar up as she sees him, screams then lets the bar go.

[NekroWolfen]

"They're eating my mom" - Nice pair of green tits.

[wildenights]

She doesn't believe in group sex? Bitch!

[bwing55543]

The director was an Italian who knew no English yet insisted on writing the script and insisted the actors read it as was. Now I can see what happened.

[shirkenXCCR]

OHHHH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWD

[TheMegEmuShow]

why does the majority of the cast have a lisp?

[gargos15]

2:36 Holy shit it's Kenneth from 30 Rock!

[OogletheOwl]

3:48 nice tune

[RobFight]

phil sent me :)

[MiddIeFinger]

GREEN TITS!!!! HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE HOT!!! ON 7:24

[thisizn8]

"You tryna turn me into a homo?"

[FallenRepublic]

4:32 its fuckin zordon

[rogercain1]

6:55 lolololol

[dakbeeee08]

I feel like im watching a porno without sex :S

[ingiroperilmmmare]

7:59...what a pathos! xD

[themightythor27]

They see me trollin'

they hatin...

[nukesrpeople2]

Does everybody in this film have a lisp

[cobretti124]

3:33..... She's trolling!

[SuperKaitie333]

BUT I THWEAR I NEVER THEE THEM.

WHATH WRONG WITH HAVING FRIENDTH?

[zysilveria]

5:24 lol wut?