Japanese for Morons-10: ONEGAISHIMASU / KUDASAI

[gusimoes]

shabutte kudasai!

paizuri o onegaishimasu!

[bbbbbbbbbill]

oh wise one how would i say "threesome onegaishimasu"?

[KRACKZENNY]

1. Pizza onegaishimas

2. Shitagatte kudasai

[hbllop123]

1. konpyuutaa wo onegaishimasu

2.  kitte kudasai

are these right?

and i have a question: how would you know when to use honorifics?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@hbllop123

If you have to ask, you're not ready. Don't worry about honorifics yet. That's a pandora's box.

[Cptraktorn]

Watashi wa hirateuchi shite kudasai

does that work?

[akaoru8sensei]

I love japanese songs for this very reason( besides the wonderful melody, it teaches)

1. Orenji no juusu onegaishimasu

2.Itte kudasai.

Do those work? I'm almost sure, but meh.

[akaoru8sensei]

This is where japanese songs come in handy... i love them

1.Itte kudasai.

2.Yonde( as in read... because i think it also means to call depending on how its written?) kudasai.

[shosho10199]

just wonderi why so many dislikes on your vids?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@shosho10199

It's 99% one guy using software. He thought it might discourage me.

[shosho10199]

@Gimmeaflakeman well i enjoy ur vids man keep up the good work. and message to the guy hating fuck you faggot :)

[KRACKZENNY]

@Gimmeaflakeman

haha, I just made the same comment.

Do you know who it is??

[MyNoteToSelf]

Akai ti-she-tsu wo onegaishimasu. - Give me the red shirt, please.

Tabete kudasai. - Please eat.

(?)

[tellnothing1]

kami to pen o kudasai,

kami ni onamae wa kaite kudasai.

hmmm.. was that right sensei??

[Fummy007]

Koka Kora onegaishimasu

Nomu Kudasai

[tellnothing1]

@Fummy007

i think its yonde as far as i remember

[PupeScissors]

banana Onegaishimasu.

resubian kudasai

[Creativecowlover]

Hey you said Omizu Onegaishimasu.

Is the O put there to make it more polite? :)

And to summarize the video.. onegaishimasu is used for objects and kudasai for actions?

Thanks! :)

[tellnothing1]

@Creativecowlover

onegaishimasu and kudasai are used when making a request for something, you can say omizu onegaishimasu, and omizu wo kudasai. and also when using kudasai for a request or something it will follow the particle wo.

and yes when putting a o it will be more polite.

[nintend0fr33k]

ringo onegaishimasu.

itte kudasai!

I think that's correct... I'm a moron, so I could be wrong. I don't know much, but that is why I'm watching you, now isn't it?

[tellnothing1]

@nintend0fr33k

ringo onegaishimasu = please give me an apple

itte kudasai = please go

[jeyespiedra]

I'm a bit late...

Kyandii wo onegashimasu

Mite wo kudasai

[Galgamax2]

budoshu onegaishimasu- wine please!

suwatte kudasai- sit down please!

[dominicdit]

うなぎをおねがいします・べんきょうしてをくだだい！

old video but its okay just for fun

[olllaa5]

I had to watch it twice to get the joke about eating your dog. Clever :) I wanna thank you for your job here. I think all the morons of the world appreciate it. As a moron, I take notes from your lecture so that it doesn't go to waste.

Thanks.

[artboy598]

鶏肉をお願いします！　よく料理してください。　＾＿＾

[xxdeathkillazxx]

niku onegaishimasu

XD Can i have meat

lol

[Gimmeabreakman]

@peanut231san

It's great if you like teaching. If you don't it's hell.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@peanut231san

Yep.

[Theytoldmetodoit1]

You can drop the 'wo' particale in Onegaishiamsu.

But...to be safe, I used Kudasai with friends...but I used Onegaishimasu when going shopping or going out for a drink or a meal.

But what do I know. No matter how much I love the Japanese language, I am useless with languages, so I am more or likely to be wrong...LOL

[YoakeYukai]

Chotto matte kudasai (really common, I know...)

hon o onegaishimasu...

[SN4K3H34D]

Ohanami wo kudasai

Kono marker pen wo onegaishimasu

Trying to mix the lessons here .

Is this correct ?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@SN4K3H34D

I'd say Ohanami ni ikitai.

GANBATTE!

[SN4K3H34D]

@Gimmeaflakeman

Ni ikitai meaning "let's go there" or something like that.

Ikimashou was "let's go" or something if I remember correctly

[nielswolfgang]

Soo....Would you say... Tatakai wo kudasai if you were trying to pick a fight with someone....or would that be the same as asking to see a fight ? Or would you just yell "TATAKAI" and the rest would be implied ?

[malhiquez]

first time to visit your vid, which one (onegaishimasu or kudasai) do i use to say:

You have to bring your Kindle tom. Pleeeeeeeeease!

[mi8yu8]

１。ぱんをおねがいします。

２。もっとにほんごをおしえってください。

どう？

[MahOiKha]

Okawari onegaishimasu;

shizuka ni shite kudasai

correct??

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Sounds correct to me!

[superbe4tt]

Hanami kudasai! :D

I dont know what that other word is..

umm Because im dutch, lol..

But thank you! this is awesome! xD

[Jessebadesha]

お茶お願いしますお願いします。

切ってください。

[TheMenaceThatsMe]

Neko onegaishimasu!!!

hirateuchi kudasai

[mikeikesan]

私の日本語のクラスが難しいです。私たちは漢字を学びます。O_­o

[DingeZZ]

こうひいをおねがいします。

かいてください。

[SvartaClothsLover]

I found really pretty sayings that I might tattoo on my back in japanese. Like miyavi.

But I'ma have diffrent stuff. I found alot on Junjou Romantica anf Vampire Knight when they do like text in tense moments like Blood. And I finally understood what The writer said to Him in Junjou Romantica! Suki Desu!

[rphinks]

but I am a prevert ;)

[omgcancer]

xD wat did it say wen u looked it up :P

[rphinks]

it did say molester or pervert. actually saw one of victors lessons that had different words for perverts. Im a fairly unexperienced moron, so maybe I didn't catch that the first time. But I wasn't being serious anyway. I don't want kill any chance of talking to any women if I ever got to Japan ;)

[SlaveCar]

i'm sorry but did he say... or better why did he say : omizu onegaishimasu... or was that wo mizu? can u switch the place of the noun and wo (which i thought was a suffix)...

tasukete onegaishimasu (and also pls tell me if tasukete is appropriate here or is it more like save me) ^_^

[yomtumthai2]

もしそれを知っていない日本語を学ぶのは素晴らしいです。

[apskaftetet]

inu onegaishimasu ^^

kiite iite kudasai

[shadedscript]

sushi wo onegaishimasu!

kiite kudasai!

[acitapeh]

The dog is clever.

[ZynthOfHeroicFew]

Kite kurekaishite kudasai

its supposed to say listen and repeat, got it from my audio japanese lessons xD

[omgcancer]

ＬＯＬ　ｗｈｙ　ｄｏ　ｕ　ｈａｖｅ　ちかん　ｏｎ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｗａｌｌ　ｘＤ

[rphinks]

haha. noticed that in another video. and I was wondering what it meant. now I have to get it tatooed on my arm.

[omgcancer]

why? i hope your not a molester... cuz thats basically wat it means LOL.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

LOL!

[omgcancer]

LOL i shouldnt have said anything so he can walk aroun with molester written on his arm.

[rphinks]

I looked it up. and no Im not a molester.

[omgcancer]

shud hav said "we dont eat dogs in asia, we eat cats, nah just kidding" :D

[ZombieAmerican]

video is not working.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

WOrking for me.

[ZombieAmerican]

something fixed it, many thanks

[KanameLove]

Ramune onegaishimasu

suwaru kudasai

is that right?sorry i dont have a japanese language thing on my computer ^^

[Gimmeaflakeman]

suwatte kudasai

[KanameLove]

is there a diffrent wat of saying it depending on the sentence

[windswepteuphony]

Is the te form used when you're requesting something of someone combined with kudasai? It's specifically used for requests?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

No, not just requests. Has too many uses for even one video -- let alone one comment. Learn 'em one by one.

[edtomorrow]

@Gimmeaflakeman Is the

"Te" also used like "ing" in english?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@edtomorrow

I would say

TEIRU or TEIMASU

is like the ING in English

[MitjaKun]

@Gimmeaflakeman That's the case if the "ing" implicates that the action is currently in action. Like "I'm eatING" becomes "watashi wa tabeTEIMASU".

But if the "ing" is used when using the action as a noun, like "I don't like swimmING" the japanese stem of the word is used: "Watashi wa OYOGI ni kyoomi ga arimasen" (literally "Speaking of me, I don't have an interest in swimming").

[AstralAbraxas]

@edtomorrow te-form is more close to an adverbial form... it's not... but kinda is... iru is a verb being "to be" or "to exist"... to exist in someway presently means to be existing in that way. that's way te+iru = -ing

another good example would be "dou yatte" which means "in what way"?

more specific explanation: it's used to connected related events generally in a sequence.

[edtomorrow]

@AstralAbraxas Hey thanks!!! I totaly forgot all about this!!! LOL!!!

[CoolPacket]

chitsu onegaishimasu!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

chitsu?

[trusx]

野菜を食べるようにして下さい。

もうあのスナックを食べないでくれ。

Those snacks are quite addictive, too bad they stopped selling them at my school.

[kovalchuk84]

rice o onegaishimasu!!!

[sahanoel]

kimchi wo onegaishimasu.

ano.....kono mama kudasai? lol idk

[crazyanimelovers]

chotto matte kudasai!!!

pocky o onegaishimasu!!!

[tarkonis]

あなたの犬を買ってください

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Please buy your own dog.

???

[tarkonis]

lol I meant to say Can I buy your dog :P

[decoysupreme]

there is some people that do eat dog or cat, and it is perfectly fine it is their culture.

[wehrmanj]

たぬきうどんをください

私はまもってください！

（Is this correct?)

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Last one is PLEASE PROTECT ME?

[wehrmanj]

Okay cool, that's what I was hoping it was. ありがとう！

[NagualElias]

sex onegaishimasu.

[Blacky2000x]

shi onegaishimasu

to

tomette kudasai

[bznarroz]

東京弁当おねがいします

がんばってください

[IndigoLynx]

卵黄をお願いします！

トイレに話してください

You can do that for one of your videos if you want haha

[kittycatjump]

suwatte kudasai.

ringo wo onegaishimasu.

[jigenbakuda]

I must subscribe to your channel, I saw your nico video and I love these lessons, I'll be a subscriber for sure! 5 stars, please continue to make these awesome vids.

[jigenbakuda]

omanko onegaishimasu ne~ ore no chinchin wo tabetekudasai~ umashi dayo (nocchi joke, sorry)

[IndigoLynx]

pmsl nice, im surprised i know those words

[kakera]

やめて下さい

ウイスキーをおねがいします

[LobeSmoke]

eeyoo o toru

[TheLegend123X4eva]

kimochi warii !@@!

[brokenchopstickz]

i got a question how would 1 say bears paw??

[Gimmeaflakeman]

kuma no te

熊の手

Literally: Bear's hand.

There is no "paw" in Japanese.

[brokenchopstickz]

thanx!! and higuma means brown bear right?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Not sure. I think that's the big big kuma in Hokkaido?

[coralbluedragon]

ringo wo onegaishimasu!

tasukete kudasai!

[novanine]

Cercl

[dorami3]

omurice wo onegaishimasu!

tabete kudasai!

[GameShowGuy]

そばをおねがいします。

聞いて下さい。

[bobert59]

たばこを吸うないでください。

おまんこくれ！！

電話番号お願いします！！

少々お待ちください。

寝坊すけの猫はまだベッドの中だ。

[Ido013]

ぶんしょうを見て下さい

マッギはよんで下さい

おはしをおねがいします

ぎょうざを下さい

[draggt03]

so......did i do shinde kudasai wrong...thats the way i was told to do it...or am i giving a polite command thats not to polite?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

That was correct! Funny.

[draggt03]

shinde kudasai victor san

[dragonballzgtgohan]

Kore wa motte onagaishimasu.....

Ochee onagaishimasu....

[sic666maggot]

your dog is awesome!! Japanese sounds so awesome!!

[chad5161]

he sounds like hes trying to have an orgasm when he says onegaishimasu

私は食べて犬が大好きです。。。

我喜欢吃狗。

[luzur]

名古屋に行ったら高い江戸前寿司奢ってくれ。　おねがいします。

[Kisama001]

Macha kekki kudasai.

Watashi no bideo wa mite onegaishimasu.

[EvangelionUnit03]

i'd like to see your wife xP

[YemenJapansuki]

Monomane onegaishimasu -it doesn't soung right though- *do they say that?*

kaishite kudasai

[Hentakkun]

一緒に練習をお願いします

鉛筆をください

[commodore256]

おちゃおねがいします。

にほんごはたすけてください。

That's the best that I can think of.

[robertpina99]

Inu onegaishumasu

momiryouji onegaishumasu

[desdoodles]

面食らわせた！　:)

[ElevenColors]

Slightly advanced grammar, but here goes:

ochinchin wo namete kudasai = please lick my cock

omanko wo namesasete kudasai = please let me lick your pussy

[danierusama]

お嬢ちゃん履いたパンチをお願いします

そして

ちんぽをたっぷり吸って下さい。

お嬢ちゃん

（笑）

[Gimmeaflakeman]

The latter. Typo.

[ElevenColors]

Oh DAMMIT. Thanks. Yeah it's late. I'll delete it and retype.

[Chatetris]

Theres a difference between farmed dogs and normal dogs... It's a huge culture shock when you go to a place like Korea

[Fromatic]

Koncha!

Haha, after all the importance of politeness in japanese culture, I would have been surprised if your wife had actually given us the finger lol!

Namasensei has a couple lessons on te form for those that are interested

[ElevenColors]

私のレスポンス動画を承認して下さい。

watashi no response douga wo shounin shite kudasai.

Please approve my video response. ;-)

[Hansithe1]

Onigiri wo onegaishimasu xD

Buuuuurp

Yurushite kudasai

[ElevenColors]

The Japanese word for burp is げっぷ (geppu)

;-)

[ElevenColors]

Horse though. Horse I've eaten. Doesn't taste like chicken.

The only sentence examples I can think up are slightly naughty. How clean do you want to keep this series?

[Strifezilla]

oh jesus te form, i remember learning that. Our teacher has a rhyme to help us remember the different endings and it carried over to ta form so it was helpful

[TheLegend123X4eva]

maybe you should enlighten us on this rhyme :)

[oneandonlyhypnos]

What a cute dog...I don't know if I ever will be able to master japanese though...I like languages, but mostly germanic. Japanese does sound cool, and it's a rich culture.

[matrix2k3]

oh good, I'm a Moron I really needed this