Monty Python Life of Brian - 3 Wise Men

[blbpdsusa]

this movie is the xmas gift that keeps giving

[beatlephan1982]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! i played a shepherd in the play of the natvity... all though it one of the wise men and i were snickering wanting to do this scene instead of keeping it straight... we're going to hell for it... .but as mark twain said "heaven for the climate or hell for the company"

[SuperLovelyman1]

It just gets better every time I see it.......

[daRiddler32]

LMAO! Not so wise if they went to the wrong house! This the best Python film and my 2nd favorite Comedy of all time

[PennyTraition]

@superhamzah85...It's a crazee world, part 2006...Recent research, says Jesus/Brian was actually born around the first week in April, 5BC. Apparently. Which makes him an Aries, I guess. Born 5 years before Himself, around the time He was being crucified...)O(

[PennyTraition]

Yeah, me too! "We are three wise men...We have come from the East...we were led by a star" "...So you're astrologers? So what is he?... What star sign? "er, Sapricorn." "So what are they like?" "He is the Messiah! King Of the Jews.." "So that's Capricorn, is it?" "No,No, just him..." "oh, I was going to say; otherwise they're be a lot of them!" lol Thanks for uploading.

[sunchilde68]

@PennyTraition nice of you 2 send me chuckles on line my Natcher Ullysweet !! Monty Python is always a Hell, or er, I mean a Heaven raiser in this case !! I see I am unwittingly adding more absurd silliness on my 13th dementia party !! XO`s

[MrMebpop]

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

[nowthatszexy]

makes me mother laugh :'] <3

and makes me glad to be a Capricorn. ;D

[saberovsky]

Capricorn!!

[CharlieLou107]

"We were lead by a star!"

"Lead by a bottle more like, get out!"

Hahaha!!! True comedy, makes me proud to be British XD

[TheWaluigiman1]

I think they just go around at night and make a masia out of random babies. or that one looked more promising.

[Lightmane321]

Missed it by thaaaat much

[HParker001]

Brilliant... the Bible is ripe for comedy, there's no getting around it. I have to believe God the supreme being must have some sense of humor. Besides, the film doesn't make fun of God or Jesus, they portray them both in a positive light and their message is clear... and then humanity in our infinite wisdom decides when Jesus says "love thy neighbor" what he really means is torture and kill anyone who can't agree with how you think he said it. Silly humans.

[davidoscas2]

@HParker001 if u think a bit, its more the president of the country's fault... after all, they r the ones with the massive army, and they can do whatever they want, shoving each other around like the territorial dogs they are, less than rational for sure, still its not only the presidents fault, the human, and pretty much all animals are aggressive and territorial, and i think we need a few more hundred or thousands of years till the light bulb appears.

[abcpaulobrien]

Im brian and so is me wife

[RyvernRaigon]

LOL i see some people gets offended by things quickly, i believe in god and the bible and i love this movie, because i can take a joke and know how to enjoy it(even my grandma that prays everyday and has more faith in god can take a joke and love any kind of comedy movies, and she found this movie really funny) so if any one find this movie offenssivee, do something every simple and easy:"Don't watch it" ^.^

[AtarahDerek]

@RyvernRaigon Well, white American Protestant Christians did invent self-depreciating humor.

[shawnovern]

"So you're astrologists are you? Well what is he then? What star sign is he?"

"Capricorn."

"Uhh Capricon eh? What're they like?"

"He is the son of God! Our Messiah! King of the Jews!"

"...that's Capricorn is it?"

[Slazfreska]

Jeez ffs its a comedy guys take your religious nonsensical debate to a religious forum ufff

[Slazfreska]

Led by a bottle more like.....pmsfl

[Luzdelaluna2]

pmsl

[Slazfreska]

Led by a bottle more like.....pmsfl

[pmchenry1]

Absolutely hilarious!

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"You do a lot of this , then, this praising?"

[coralarch]

I love the way she whacks her baby- as if any Jewish Mamma would ever do such a thig!!

[DrragonGirl]

wow cant you people just enjoy this??

[joeywomer]

If Jesus is the king of the Jews, how is he a christian?

[ExianProductions]

because to be Jewish you must have descended from the Isrealites, which Jesus was, and obviously he's Christian because he's... you know.... Jesus...

Jewish people today are not from the bloodline.. the bloodline died of thousands of years ago, so they just say they are.

[naberyll]

what? of course we are from the bloodline. Just follow the history.

[ExianProductions]

no you're not, you just say that because your parents said that.. and like you've ever "followed the history"

[naberyll]

no seriously, why do you assume I don't base myself on a history? Jewish memory in itself is long, and there are enough written historical documents in various languages from various places around europe and the middle east that testify the continued presence of jews and jewish communities, back to the time if the romans (which is Jesus's beginings) and even beyound.

[ExianProductions]

because why would you go through all the trouble of looking at family trees and finding the one you are in then rooting all the way back thousands of years (which would take weeks) just to prove you're actually from the bloodline just to prove a guy you've never met over youtube? you didn't you just say you are, just like your parents, and everyone in your family who came before you. you can't just "follow the history."

[naberyll]

I pointed out a documentry does exist. I may prod into it because yes, my life withold other priorities at the moment ;/

If you are interessted in research however, you may want to look at jewish history and the annoying special attention the other peoples of the world gave them. By that I include the great rebelions at the roman empire, the crusades massacres, country explusions, etc. In just the last 2000 such a people can't disapper and reappear as entirely new individuals.

[ExianProductions]

naw, dude, it's fine I'll just take your word for it I'm too lazy to look anything up..

(oh, and btw, I have nothing against Jewish people :P)

[fezzappa]

sounds like you were there....not

maybe some of you dont get it,but religion is man made and it's a choice- not something you have to be-

get over it

[ExianProductions]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuh yeah. I didn't say they couldn't be, dumbass, I said they just truly weren't. Oh, yeah, and I SERIOUSLY can't get over it because, you know, I'm being SO HOSTILE to everyone I'm conversing this subject with, and I sure as hell am still talking about it with them. And I CANNOT let it go, you know? Because, you know, I can't keep it out of my mind even though I posted my last comment a month ago.

[ysbaddaden2003]

@joeywomer Mebbe he wasn't circumcized?

Or if you have a bar mitzvah, and nobody shows up, are you still a boy?

[ZeMooz]

One of the most essential scenes in the best film comedy of all times! (i.m.h.o.) Thanks a lot for publishing this on the web!

Please check the machinima video reply where i'm starring as Mandy. ,)

[invincableabramstank]

looks like they found the REAL Jesus hahahahahahahaha

[76juno]

The definition of blasphemy is "to show disrespect or contempt for God."

There is not the slightesy hint of blasphemy in this movie.

[invincableabramstank]

true. there's misunderstanding of words, and confusion of babies, but no blasphamy. in fact, most of the monty python cast were Christian

[DoubleGlog]

Speaking as a christian , some of it borders on blasphemy , but then again , if they do set the story right , im fine with it.

[Kumori90]

What are you doing sneaking around the cow shed at 2 o clock in the morning?! That doesn't seem very wise to me!

[wolfenschwein]

That's a dangerous animal!!!

[Honeysucklebommie]

O'Brian.

[minotaur3004]

they skipped the funny bit at the beggining when Brians mother screams and falls over

[Wolvenfire86]

HA! I haven't seen this movie yet, but NOW I am going too.

[Magerage20]

thats capricorn is it?

[strawberris]

blessed thou brian we shall follow you

[angel12090]

bloody brilliant

[cymcia]

-We were led by a star!

-Led by a bottle more like!

[sturgonhaldor]

You do a lot of this then? This praising?

[KestF]

No, no.

[StuffCrusaders]

I belevie in Brian more than jesus! lol

[Klute2006]

You need to get out of the attic more often.

[propheticus87]

You need to get less up tight and start understanding jokes.

[patnelson]

@Klute2006 You need to eat it you chode

[superhamzah85]

@Klute2006

Being in a 21st century attic is better than a 1st century stable.

[superhamzah85]

This scene just shows how repugnantly vile the Christian backlash was - most of whom probably didn't see the film - they think Jesus was the onle person around who did anything. There were plenty of people claiming to be messiahs, or gods - funnily enough, Jesus is one we have the least evidence for.

[stopsmokenow]

the greatest film ever !!!!

[jsmcguireIII]

Was there an animal called a balm, or did I dream it?

[charlies86angel]

Don't think so, but for some reason I kinda wish there was...

[clarkanorak]

"don't worry too much about the myrrh next time"

Bloody hilarious!

[Gridseeker]

I begin to laugh heavily when Terry Jones slap Brian! JUAJUAJUAJUA!

[MissKateUK]

Religious critics of Life of Brian should have watched this scene more than once, as Python point out, the wise men go to see the real Jesus after this.

[mowriter]

MissKate: no kidding! There are several places in this movie where Jesus is given super respect, and only us humans and especially our religious humans are painted as the idiots they (...we...) are.

[Braunheim]

Or did I dream it?

[IluvGirXOX]

Scary man lady! :/

[cuntflappers]

a bomb ! :L

[shipscompass]

Do you do a lot of that then, Praising?

BRILLIANT

[PuttingOnTheFoil]

You're drunk, it's disgusting!

[MoonStarDragon77]

HAHAHA!

"We are three wise men."

"Well, what're you doing creepin' around at 2 o'clock in the morning?! That doesn't sound very wise to me!"

LMAO

[OxJewlxO]

Do I reallly want to know x]

[OverHedge99]

"Sorry, wrong house."

[enkopingsbo]

HAHAHA a Balm xD

[WelshKev43]

He is the Son of God. The Messiah. King of the Jews.

And that's Capricorn, is it??

Haha. Absolute genius.

[Elllie960]

love that line

[isshiahluk]

0:08 hahaha!

[tag132]

"shutup" (at he end) hahahaha

[artbiz45]

Thanks to the three wise men if it was not for them we all be Jewish now! That would have been too difficult. LOL

[englandinacan]

We'd be jewish?

I think i'd still be athiest.

[jwiversen]

A balm? It's a dangerous animal! Or did I dream that?

HAH HAH HAH! So clever. . . :-D

[ejnu87]

he's not the massiah - he's just a very naughty boy!

[Raichu862000]

"It is a valuable balm" "A BALM?! WHAT'RE YOU GIVIN' 'IM A BALM FOR, IT OUGHTA BITE HIM!"

[sharkboy85]

isn't it great?

[Klute2006]

I'm a Catholic, I'm not offended.

[dorekatja]

"we were led by a star" "led by a bottle more like" it's so bloody funny. Why would you be offended?? xD

[assadness]

I am a catholic, and i think its the greatist thing ever made! lmao

[cat695]

the cause of all wars.....so you offend me

[PlatinumDenom]

lol pure genius.

[TheCannonOfClips]

I agree

[cruxbucket]

no get a sense of humor and yes this movie was funny

[rAdziu993]

You dont need to have sense of humor,You only have to watch it and laugh!!!

[Pinkyred9]

can we see your brillant movie you made if it dosent live up to your perfect standards?