My parents took me to a petting zoo when I was about 20% taller than geese. Well, one of the geese started chasing after me! Thankfully I don't have a goose phobia like Dunlap, though.
I won't miss the geese either. Especially not the Canadian geese.
I hope the JackieBird doesn't get the bird flu though!
when i was 5 i pissed off a couple of geese, they chased me into the car. Hissing, and flapping, scary fuckers. I haven't messed with em since. Apparently you can do the same to an attacking dog and they'll run. You guys should give it a go, or get a local kid to try it. 5 stars
I tried to get a goose in the car once. He started flapping his wings, squawking like hell! I tell you, Dunlap's right, a goose don't give a fuck! I mean, that motherfucker bit my thumb!
i hope you guys know the effect u have on human hearts!!
marionblanco 11 months ago
Geese aren't that bad, just play a little 12 string guitar for em and they'll sit and listen.
alanleewaddell 2 years ago
you ever notice on The Simpsons how the voices changed a little bit from season one. Jackie is the new Homer.
tonygrimsley 3 years ago 2
funny
xesiria 3 years ago
LOL Geese don't give a fuck
originaldylan 3 years ago
I think this was your,(RSU),first real funny video.I laughed so hard I bout peed myself!
paullo19 3 years ago
if that's all the internet ever gives me, well that's good enough.
this is the most underrated vid on this site.
SquirrelMarket 4 years ago
It's pronounced Canada Geese
Just me being a smartass.
CSXT901 4 years ago
My parents took me to a petting zoo when I was about 20% taller than geese. Well, one of the geese started chasing after me! Thankfully I don't have a goose phobia like Dunlap, though.
I won't miss the geese either. Especially not the Canadian geese.
I hope the JackieBird doesn't get the bird flu though!
listerstorm239 4 years ago
when i was 5 i pissed off a couple of geese, they chased me into the car. Hissing, and flapping, scary fuckers. I haven't messed with em since. Apparently you can do the same to an attacking dog and they'll run. You guys should give it a go, or get a local kid to try it. 5 stars
lighthammar 4 years ago
I tried to get a goose in the car once. He started flapping his wings, squawking like hell! I tell you, Dunlap's right, a goose don't give a fuck! I mean, that motherfucker bit my thumb!
AmericanCountryPride 4 years ago
"We were all real proud of you."
bayportmullet 4 years ago
thats the beuaty of jackie, that line right there, hlmao
marionblanco 4 years ago
This is so funny. I laughed my ass off. A GOOSE DON'T GIVE A FUCK.. LOL
raysolomon 4 years ago
a goose dont give a fuck!
GoAustinGo 4 years ago
Haha Jackie is telling Dunlap to watch his language repeatedly, lol.
Trancemaster2052 4 years ago
FUCK A GOOSE!
ntlc23 4 years ago
birds suck anyway
bigabefree 4 years ago
A goose don't give a f**K man!
bayportmullet 5 years ago
These guys' parodies are much funnier and more insightful than anything on the SNL type shows these days.
IU90 5 years ago
Haha... "Jesus Christ... look at that goose!!!"
ConcreteAngel 6 years ago