I've heard of a pissing contest before, but I think Tex has miss understood the meaning of that statement. Maybe Tex and Bear can have a Piss Off? Maybe swap piss? See who can eat more broccoli?
Oh yeah!!!! Bet you aint got the balls to shoot yourself....oh wait.... if you really want to prove your a hardass lets see you shoot yourself in the face. That would get you billions of views
Hey Tex! You do realize that "Bear Grylls" only illustrates it for use in the most extreme of circumstances right? That's pretty sick dude. You're taking this shit way to serious...
dude that was not real piss he could of easily had a wizinater which is what used to pass drug test it goes under your dick has a little pouch in your underwear and looks like you pee or can easily be made you can tell he peed to slow and for sure he would have gagged totally fake not buying it at all plus if it were real what the fuck is the point that hes fucking gay and likes golden showers?
You certainly are the FUCKTARD I have believed you to be... I hope you realize that in doing this it is very dangerous and if you look on sites like the Mayo Clinic you will see why it is so dangerous to do this.
I can't believe you done that, I hope it wasn't for real. I think I'm going to be sick! What was your point? You can't survive drinking piss instead of water.
Lol and he chugged it down fuckin awesome makes me proud to be a redneck in Texas these idiots that talked shit must be from up north and don't see the point that your actually making
Dude, you MUST be single. How do you get a girl with piss breath? By the way, what possible benefit can there be to drinking your own piss? Will you eat your own shit for an encore?
Tex I have a very serious survival question for you. Where would you be in the world that has plenty of empty powerade bottles, but no water to drink?
He coulda faked this with a backpacking bladder and some yellow food die.....But nope He did it forreal...LULZ...This is some crusty the clown shit right here..
bear has got a staff near by providing him with water and food and bear also stays at hotels after the camera goes off and gets aid if he's sick lol did you guys not read this
Well someone is standing in the shallow end of the gene pool. Didn't need to see you drink your own piss to know that. Oh, and Bear drank the moisture out of elephant shit, so yeah.....Bear does have shit on you.
i don't understand stupid retarded wannabe rednecks like yourself! who are you trying to impress with your urine drinking skills?apparently bear does have something you don't "A FUCKIN TV SHOW" and was actually in the military, ill bet the only thing you've ever belonged to is the volunteer fire department!your probably to scared to join the girl scouts much less the united states military! and Ive never watched a hole episode of Bear's show....fucking dork
Shit Tex, I didnt think you actually did it when I saw your last vid, that is the most usgusting....next to eating raw cow eyeball that is......thing Ive ever seen a man do O_O LOL youre Texas F***ing Grebner
you just slammed the door the door on the world of pussy tex! what in the fuck is wrong with you man? bear gets paid to do dumb shit........your just a dumb shit! for the love of god go buy a hooker and Film while you bone her! try to get some dignity back!
It not often I tip my hat... i have lived through some shit... been shot.. stabbed... electricuted... hit by cars.... busses... motocycles... I have done survival since I was old enough to hold a victoranox.... BUT YOU SIR ARE THE FUCKIN MAN!
@HopllyteAlpha no kidding iv got a bullet lodged behind my heart, but that ant so bad as this. wonder if he teamed up with ZT (zombie tactics) on a perception vid.
DUDE!! You did not have to do that. We all know that you were capable of that. You did not have to prove that to me. I can see the person that you are. Meaning an honorable great Humanitarian survivor of a man who is willing to lay it all on the line for survival and to save someone else. Thank you. But I knew you were capable of that you did not need to prove it. Bear Grills ain't got shit on you that's for sure!!!
Urolagnia (also urophilia, undinism, golden shower and watersports) is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.
Those who enjoy urolagnia may enjoy urinating on another person or persons, or being urinated upon. Some participants may drink the urine; this practice is known as urophagia.
1st of all...DAMN...second of all, I have seen him eat bear shit too...3rdly...DAMN...Id drink piss to in a survival situation, say Im locked in a room with 2 girls and a camera and I was paid to perform and well I really need the money, and the girls are hot...sure Id perform, we all gotta get paid right, might even like it ;)
@derekgrebner87 also based on the color you have to stop drinking alcohol. I know I was your age too once. But honestly, cut out alcohol and cigarettes.
@derekgrebner87 you should never ever drink that! Potential health hazards. I so hope that you were hiding orange cool aid under your t-shirt. I saw something big under your t-shirt, but it looked like a gallon jug.
Tex, That is how its fucking done!!!!!!!!!!!!. I too am an illinois resident, and am hoping that the ccw law passes tommorrow, I want to have my right to defend myself as every american deserves.
P.S. Your videos are fucking awesome man, keep up the good work, I watch your new videos everyday, I am a faithful subscriber, I been with ya since the beginning. Thumbs Up Brother.
@supermaucat i wish they still had his show. He didn't do stupid shit like BG because he didn't have the luxury of medical aid 10ft away from him, he was actually smart.
dude i do this every morning with some shit. I guess you and Bear both of ya dont have shit on me. Try it with some shit next time will rock your outdoors world. lol
Well... If you pound your own piss like I pound beer, would it then be safe to say if you had the shits; would you pound that? I mean that would have some substance and something that you can chew.
This video tops all your other ones for sure! True ladies man!
I'm going to assume that you were bringing light to the fact that all Bear Grylls does is perform dangerous and really stupid stunts simply because it looks good on camera. I think Tex was proving that anyone can do stupid shit on camera. I could be completely wrong though.
Yo Tex... I seen Bear grab up fresh Elephant crap and squeeze it over his head...drinking the water that came out of it... You don't have any elephants but you DO have cows... LOL Try some of that Big Boy!!! LOLOLOLOL
LMAO!!! Join the club D!!! Warm salty and not 1/2 bad!!! The other night, I grabbed my water bottle to wash my hands, I did, then dried them on my pants. Then I grabbed it again for a drink, it WAS my piss bottle both times!!! LOL, Like I said, not as bad as you would think!!! I spit it out however. Even worse, the next day I grabbed my water bottle from the truck. Took a swig... my cig butt bottle!!! That was WAY worse than the piss!!! Bear Grylls is all made up!!!
Bear also eats his own feces Tex. So if you were to eat a turd and then wash it done with a cup of your "Tactical Piss", well you would be one up on Bear. ROFL
I've heard of a pissing contest before, but I think Tex has miss understood the meaning of that statement. Maybe Tex and Bear can have a Piss Off? Maybe swap piss? See who can eat more broccoli?
hog1775 1 day ago
i drink my own piss. so whats the big deal?
1980swartz 1 week ago
Did it really take you that long to produce that tear drop of urine?
Firearmsforall 3 weeks ago
I would love to see you in a Bear situation. You wouldnt stand a chance.
sadbutsandman91 2 months ago
Bear Grills was in SAS so fucking kill urself
elderben99 2 months ago
You are one disgusting mutherfucker.
jasosak 3 months ago
Oh yeah!!!! Bet you aint got the balls to shoot yourself....oh wait.... if you really want to prove your a hardass lets see you shoot yourself in the face. That would get you billions of views
mattc1683 3 months ago
You are good!!!!!
TampaCary 3 months ago
just like drinking warm cheap beer...
advairsoft 3 months ago
Next time on EMT... we eat crackers.
uncleben03 3 months ago
Hiding nothing... but 20 lbs of Ho-Hos in your gut.
cptexas1 3 months ago 4
why did u drink that i coulda used it for my upcoming physical and UA!
01theredone 3 months ago
R u on Drugs???????
whateverman2261 3 months ago
"What should Tex eat next" ??
jadm110 4 months ago
Hey Tex! You do realize that "Bear Grylls" only illustrates it for use in the most extreme of circumstances right? That's pretty sick dude. You're taking this shit way to serious...
GottaBeekiddin 4 months ago
dude that was not real piss he could of easily had a wizinater which is what used to pass drug test it goes under your dick has a little pouch in your underwear and looks like you pee or can easily be made you can tell he peed to slow and for sure he would have gagged totally fake not buying it at all plus if it were real what the fuck is the point that hes fucking gay and likes golden showers?
lTangoDownl 4 months ago
FUCK YOU! ASSHOLE
mvsales92 4 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHA this is great
nakedwomenarecool 5 months ago
You certainly are the FUCKTARD I have believed you to be... I hope you realize that in doing this it is very dangerous and if you look on sites like the Mayo Clinic you will see why it is so dangerous to do this.
Archer46176 5 months ago
What a retard
edisraf 5 months ago
I can't believe you done that, I hope it wasn't for real. I think I'm going to be sick! What was your point? You can't survive drinking piss instead of water.
jjh63084 6 months ago
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jjh63084 6 months ago
ya, but you don't hold a candle to the guy that peperspray him self before shooting.
I know tex can't keep up with that!
(SHOOTING WHILE PEPPER SPRAYED)
jadm110 7 months ago
Lol and he chugged it down fuckin awesome makes me proud to be a redneck in Texas these idiots that talked shit must be from up north and don't see the point that your actually making
Bigkountry211 7 months ago
Would you like a mint???
capnron5012 7 months ago
everytime i piss in a cup it has piss bubbles, didn't see any there, and yes there is bubbles even if you let it run down the side
lskw1 7 months ago
@lskw1 thats because his came out slow, did you see how long it took to produce that little?
ericsyutubeaccount 6 months ago
OK tough guy.... lets see you eat your own shit.
iParatrooper 7 months ago
Quick cast your votes;
"What should Tex eat next"
every vote counts and you can watch tex eat what ever you want from the safety of your computer.
jadm110 7 months ago
Go shoot yourself again.
iParatrooper 7 months ago
damn dude... wtf?
opisex 7 months ago
i dont get the educational basis for this video... but it still rocks!
dabears536 7 months ago
"I'll drink my own pee for views!"
Oh wait, it's been done..
Tramsootru 7 months ago
if i had to do it i would of drank water so my piss was clear and wouldnt have been more disgusting
L3G1TxB345T1 8 months ago
Dude, you MUST be single. How do you get a girl with piss breath? By the way, what possible benefit can there be to drinking your own piss? Will you eat your own shit for an encore?
MrWoodsWalker 8 months ago
Eat bear shit then talk.
Coltrain11268 8 months ago
I think it would be overstating things to say I liked this video...but it made me subscribe.
SrJoben 8 months ago
Ok thats the nastiest fuckin thing ive ever seen someone do on u-tube .What a douche
possetraxxx 8 months ago 2
you need to hyrdrate yourself, that piss was too dark!
g3seifert 8 months ago 2
Now just summit everest, even once, and youll be all caught up!....wait...No you wont.
Pagansdad 8 months ago
Dude, that's so bad-ass even Jungle Recon Trooper would say "Hell yeah!"
mvegas893 8 months ago
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
rlta04 8 months ago
@rlta04 I like pretzels with a piss chaser....Mmmm, Mmmmm!
circuitprotector 8 months ago
Tex I have a very serious survival question for you. Where would you be in the world that has plenty of empty powerade bottles, but no water to drink?
dahliametal5 8 months ago
@dahliametal5 LOL!
Valerieannleeh 8 months ago
that was wicked but bear ate poo so yeah he wins
blackcawkdown 9 months ago
@blackcawkdown
I want to see that. LOLOL
bfgguns 9 months ago
now all you have to do is eat a giant larva.
CatcherInTheFry 9 months ago
@CatcherInTheFry i would, I hear they honestly dont taste too bad.
derekgrebner87 9 months ago
Yeah this has to be featured on my channel for a wile Tex. Oh an added to my favorites LMAO!!!
xxSURExxSHOTxx 9 months ago
Salty and warm...remind you of semen?? QUEEER!!!!
yevrah128 9 months ago 2
He coulda faked this with a backpacking bladder and some yellow food die.....But nope He did it forreal...LULZ...This is some crusty the clown shit right here..
2012Adamrosiopct 9 months ago
bear has got a staff near by providing him with water and food and bear also stays at hotels after the camera goes off and gets aid if he's sick lol did you guys not read this
redmule02 9 months ago
Well someone is standing in the shallow end of the gene pool. Didn't need to see you drink your own piss to know that. Oh, and Bear drank the moisture out of elephant shit, so yeah.....Bear does have shit on you.
turkeydeadhead 9 months ago
Best part "bear grylls aint got shit on texas fucken grubner (little bottle shake, lid tossed to the ground like a dried up hooker)" LMFAO
01n2ocobra86 9 months ago
im sure Bear Grylls has gotten laid....
goodnightChesty1775 9 months ago 2
bear grills has a show on national tv. tex is a small fry on youtube, id say hes got alot of shit on you bud, you didnt have to drink ur piss bud....
TheWakey420 9 months ago
niiicceee
MIDWEST507REPIN 9 months ago
Tex you're more of a man than I am....I've been thirsty more than a few times in my day but never that damn thirsty.
Pfletch83 9 months ago
@Alfox94
He probably would, if you gave this puppet a point to prove or backup.
DIRTNAPPIN222 9 months ago
as above said great,thats your of pussy gone! lol-but guess u got guts,better man than me,or supider peace
manxdude1 9 months ago
i don't understand stupid retarded wannabe rednecks like yourself! who are you trying to impress with your urine drinking skills?apparently bear does have something you don't "A FUCKIN TV SHOW" and was actually in the military, ill bet the only thing you've ever belonged to is the volunteer fire department!your probably to scared to join the girl scouts much less the united states military! and Ive never watched a hole episode of Bear's show....fucking dork
MrPoonasty 9 months ago
......Tex..you didn't have to go that far man. I know your a bad ass and I knew you where a bad ass since the first video I saw you in...man.
"Bear Grylls ain't got shit on Tex fuck'n Grebner."
NecroKatanaScythe 9 months ago 2
haha he drunk piss
skaterboy3510 9 months ago
Did you lose a bet?
TheAustinHowell 9 months ago
Okay next video he drinks half a bottle, lol.
fjcaron 9 months ago
Tex is awesome, an A&W Rootbeer would be a lot better tasting! Keep up the good work!
BRR 9 months ago
Tex love your vids but buy some pants that fit mate
Drewderpderpderp 9 months ago
Shit Tex, I didnt think you actually did it when I saw your last vid, that is the most usgusting....next to eating raw cow eyeball that is......thing Ive ever seen a man do O_O LOL youre Texas F***ing Grebner
recon1s14 9 months ago
Holy fuck Americans are werid.
mrbrownboy2121 9 months ago
Here is how I feel about what you just did, in convenient video form!
watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
orbnaes 9 months ago
someone is dehydrated
trooperx666 9 months ago
you might not have thrown up, but i almost did lol
cam131313cam 9 months ago
wild man!
+++++
Snicke22 9 months ago
highly disturbed individual
LethalSheepdog 9 months ago
yeah, you're a fuckin idiot and you just lost a sub.
Donnybrook10 9 months ago
Daaamn... hat's off
jodog21186 9 months ago
hahahaha
willjohngibbs 9 months ago
Piss tates pretty salty to me i just took a shower and tasted it while in shower and got a little on my FACE LMAO!!!!
Tux3d0 9 months ago
@Tux3d0 D:
dmckoy91 9 months ago
85 dislikes lol dam dude!! your a bigger man than me! id rather DIE!!!
theARMORYchannel 9 months ago
yep, thats it, this man has officially lost his marbles.
bennor3 9 months ago
WoW ....
FerreyraBowHunter 9 months ago
tex ur a nigger LOLZ U MAD?
binladengotraped 9 months ago
D:
dmckoy91 9 months ago
you just slammed the door the door on the world of pussy tex! what in the fuck is wrong with you man? bear gets paid to do dumb shit........your just a dumb shit! for the love of god go buy a hooker and Film while you bone her! try to get some dignity back!
stone4451 9 months ago 12
@stone4451 He shut the door to the world of pussy loooong ago...
adamjh7891 6 months ago
By the way, drink more water, man... your piss is way too dark.
adamjh7891 6 months ago
Hell yeah, Tex
NEW2RYDING 9 months ago
your best video thus far
TRoutdooradventures 9 months ago
LMAO!! thats it man
theARMORYchannel 9 months ago
@theARMORYchannel i didnt puke, but for the next hour i tasted it when i burpted!
derekgrebner87 9 months ago 3
Jesus Christ. That is the most brutal thing I have ever witnessed
RobbieGTV 9 months ago 2
@RobbieGTV yeah that just happened!
derekgrebner87 9 months ago
-_-
astaschak 9 months ago
Eat a fucking giant larva big man.
MuscIeBound 9 months ago
You should re-title this,,,,2 girls and a cup aint shit
rockstar49858 9 months ago
If you do"t recommend it,why do it?
rockstar49858 9 months ago
WOW i cant believe you put this on here
WorstxKasexScenario 9 months ago
WTH, dude are you're crazy. Gross!!!!
awomansworld123 9 months ago 2
@awomansworld123 you dont see stuff like this every day.
derekgrebner87 9 months ago 3
It not often I tip my hat... i have lived through some shit... been shot.. stabbed... electricuted... hit by cars.... busses... motocycles... I have done survival since I was old enough to hold a victoranox.... BUT YOU SIR ARE THE FUCKIN MAN!
HopllyteAlpha 9 months ago
@HopllyteAlpha no kidding iv got a bullet lodged behind my heart, but that ant so bad as this. wonder if he teamed up with ZT (zombie tactics) on a perception vid.
4302BC 9 months ago
there went your last chance to get laid
jeggers65 9 months ago 60
@jeggers65 lots of girls are into watersports he may have just increased his odds, lol
cutlerylover 9 months ago
@jeggers65 I gotta tell ya that that was the funniest damn thing I've read on the internet in a looooong time!
LMAO!
GottaBeekiddin 4 months ago
DUDE!! You did not have to do that. We all know that you were capable of that. You did not have to prove that to me. I can see the person that you are. Meaning an honorable great Humanitarian survivor of a man who is willing to lay it all on the line for survival and to save someone else. Thank you. But I knew you were capable of that you did not need to prove it. Bear Grills ain't got shit on you that's for sure!!!
MrCarpediempilot 9 months ago
Damn DAMN damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxSURExxSHOTxx 9 months ago
Urolagnia (also urophilia, undinism, golden shower and watersports) is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.
Those who enjoy urolagnia may enjoy urinating on another person or persons, or being urinated upon. Some participants may drink the urine; this practice is known as urophagia.
RedStormCommingIn 9 months ago
@RedStormCommingIn lol, Tex wants to piss on you, oohh oohh ooohh, gonna piss on you too
TMHoncrack102 9 months ago
that's all you could pee? You're dehydrated. Were you drinking before you made this video? :s
passive101 9 months ago
Bear Grylls would have pissed more...
Unknowngun101 9 months ago 2
i liked the video for the point your were making but on another note you need to be drinking more water man that pee was too dark
naturalmystic88 9 months ago
I'd never do that. damn that looked nasty.
GlocknLoad1 9 months ago
1st of all...DAMN...second of all, I have seen him eat bear shit too...3rdly...DAMN...Id drink piss to in a survival situation, say Im locked in a room with 2 girls and a camera and I was paid to perform and well I really need the money, and the girls are hot...sure Id perform, we all gotta get paid right, might even like it ;)
cutlerylover 9 months ago
@cutlerylover what if it was two hot chicks and a bottle of hot sauce?
TMHoncrack102 9 months ago
LMFAO
MrVTHILLBILLY 9 months ago
you gotta be kidding me...
KalashnikovKid762 9 months ago
That what i call thirsty!!!
RLN1972 9 months ago
@derekgrebner87 also based on the color you have to stop drinking alcohol. I know I was your age too once. But honestly, cut out alcohol and cigarettes.
Dasdfjkl 9 months ago
@derekgrebner87 you should never ever drink that! Potential health hazards. I so hope that you were hiding orange cool aid under your t-shirt. I saw something big under your t-shirt, but it looked like a gallon jug.
Dasdfjkl 9 months ago
TITMASTER XXL!!!!
chandler49 9 months ago 3
you drink some white lightning b4 u did this
knives4thewin 9 months ago
LMAO. Tex is a down ass cowboy
MrFORTYNINER 9 months ago
dude if you haven't been laid yet, drinking your own piss and publishing it to the world ain't gonna help ya.
strigilives 9 months ago 2
@strigilives
He could always get a lady who like golden showers :P
opisex 7 months ago
hope it never comedown to it
ElCoyotefromTexas 9 months ago
@Alfox94 I was just thinking of this and clicked on the video again to find your comment lol.
SoCalTactical 9 months ago
Tex, That is how its fucking done!!!!!!!!!!!!. I too am an illinois resident, and am hoping that the ccw law passes tommorrow, I want to have my right to defend myself as every american deserves.
P.S. Your videos are fucking awesome man, keep up the good work, I watch your new videos everyday, I am a faithful subscriber, I been with ya since the beginning. Thumbs Up Brother.
cgersty 9 months ago
Who wakes ip and decides to drink piss but good bid in a wierd way
MVPBC07 9 months ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
iamatr011 9 months ago
You just ruined any chance you had of ever kissing a girl.
LaCosaNostra97 9 months ago 2
AAHHHHHH!!!!
LaCosaNostra97 9 months ago
also shouldn't you be watching your calories Tex
DCHPG 9 months ago
with vodka its actually a nice drink
DCHPG 9 months ago
If your dick is small enough to fit in a soda bottle.......then you've got a small dick.
sel36 9 months ago
goddamn
ElectrikHellfire 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
STUPID is as stupid does!
thenowandaway 9 months ago
FAKE HE MUSTA BEEN HIDIN A SMALL HOSE WHERE HIS PENIS IS SUPPOST TO BE.
GotAmmo21 9 months ago
@GotAmmo21 You want to see him actually peeing in the bottle huh? Sounds like you have a TGO dick fetish...
snakeii0 9 months ago
@snakeii0 You caught me.
GotAmmo21 9 months ago
Fine elephant dung.
Drink the liquid from said dung.
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Profit?
itzcoldghost 9 months ago
really dude?
do you know how much he gets paid to do that shit. your fucking stupid.
ecollins92 9 months ago
dude drink more water your piss is to yellow
TheBomber19 9 months ago
Bear Grylls sucks shit. Les Stroud all the way.
supermaucat 9 months ago
@supermaucat i wish they still had his show. He didn't do stupid shit like BG because he didn't have the luxury of medical aid 10ft away from him, he was actually smart.
sagan4win 9 months ago
This is Up right up there with Bummpertapper2's thong dance video as Troll food goes....This is EPIC self ownage.
Caden25pct 9 months ago
That stuff most likely tasted better than any light beer...
Deemancer 9 months ago 2
Tex I ain't never been dehydrated enough or even man enough to drink my own piss..... But this just shows that if it's needed any one will do it...
duhkid2009 9 months ago
If that was faked it's funny. If that was real then it's what a psychologist would refer to as a red flag.
CarbonGrips 9 months ago
LOL, liar liar pants on fire
ArtisanTony 9 months ago
@ArtisanTony it is LOL, but I promise as I know tex, that was real...
cutlerylover 9 months ago
@cutlerylover haha, can you imagine how many young men will be drinking their pee now because of Tex? :) I will not!!!!
ArtisanTony 9 months ago
@ArtisanTony lol...maybe one or two kids out there saw this and might try it...god bless them, haha
cutlerylover 9 months ago
dude i do this every morning with some shit. I guess you and Bear both of ya dont have shit on me. Try it with some shit next time will rock your outdoors world. lol
ikonik69 9 months ago
eww
YYYsluv 9 months ago
I want to see you eat a big fat pile of shit. Anyone can drink their own piss.
Eat some shit, or you are a pussy :)
drtybykr 9 months ago
Jesus Derek, i don't know what to say. You're a maniac. I love ya man!
jloneill17 9 months ago
Ha ha you crazy fool !!!! holy sh!t you just drank your own piss !! WHY .. .. ..
lockpicks08 9 months ago
Well... If you pound your own piss like I pound beer, would it then be safe to say if you had the shits; would you pound that? I mean that would have some substance and something that you can chew.
This video tops all your other ones for sure! True ladies man!
curtisjepersol 9 months ago
I'm going to assume that you were bringing light to the fact that all Bear Grylls does is perform dangerous and really stupid stunts simply because it looks good on camera. I think Tex was proving that anyone can do stupid shit on camera. I could be completely wrong though.
Bodin87 9 months ago
holy fuck tex i just puked wtf really
cordel666 9 months ago
I piss pure Michelob Amber Bock so that wouldn't be too bad for me.
You're one sick fucker man, LOL
MrSurgicalPrecision 9 months ago
WOW
Sysv79 9 months ago
i don't care if everyone missed the point of this video THIS is some awesome SHIT MAN :D
ALLIHAVE21 9 months ago
Yo Tex... I seen Bear grab up fresh Elephant crap and squeeze it over his head...drinking the water that came out of it... You don't have any elephants but you DO have cows... LOL Try some of that Big Boy!!! LOLOLOLOL
popcorncrow 9 months ago
So next up is finding a dead animal thats been dead for awhile,cutting it open and eating its meat. Or grubs . Either would be entertaining.
TheGirlcantdance 9 months ago
Why?
camokid1ss 9 months ago
Speechless......
curtisjepersol 9 months ago
Um, Uh, Uh, WOW
It's just used beer
DaleYoungsr 9 months ago
Um, Uh, Uh, WOW
DaleYoungsr 9 months ago
LMAO!!! Join the club D!!! Warm salty and not 1/2 bad!!! The other night, I grabbed my water bottle to wash my hands, I did, then dried them on my pants. Then I grabbed it again for a drink, it WAS my piss bottle both times!!! LOL, Like I said, not as bad as you would think!!! I spit it out however. Even worse, the next day I grabbed my water bottle from the truck. Took a swig... my cig butt bottle!!! That was WAY worse than the piss!!! Bear Grylls is all made up!!!
dnahoghunter 9 months ago
Bear also eats his own feces Tex. So if you were to eat a turd and then wash it done with a cup of your "Tactical Piss", well you would be one up on Bear. ROFL
renegadedave1 9 months ago
That is so wrong buddy. I was like oh no!! My hat is off to you buddy.
sailingmanuel 9 months ago
Yup, confirms what we've all suspected about you,
That wasn't the first time you tasted a man's urine, was it Tex....?
jodopeg 9 months ago