D&D PHB PSA part 10 - Q&A 2

[jacobz20]

I love you, nameless assassin. You can assassinate me any time.

[Deathinabox5]

Asking Hennet to wear a shirt is like asking Hennet to wear...pants

[AcidJisz]

Still classic :)

[Razz1024]

worst assassination attempt ever

[ThudorTheFrogShaman]

Venger is hot ... Wish I could find me such a gamer.

[Jakegothicsnake]

Mr. Sado-masochistic fetsih/bonage/ gimp suit/ dominatrix sorcer guy, you can't blame some people for wanting you to put on a shirt, I mean not everyone likes seeing your pierced nipples everytime you make an appearance.

[cantquitwontquit45]

this is for the assassin, u get the address to my house, u come over u ring the door bell you wait, u ring again u wait, u ring again u wait, u ring again u wait........SNEAK ATTACK MUTHA FUCKA

[Machalllewis]

Ya know what would have been funny? If when it was dark at the end you just heard "SNEAK ATTACK!"

[VikShade]

I must have a comic trade paper back as well ! and I would trade my life for it.

[crescentsorrow]

Devis is my favorite.

[lizzielizzie]

DRUNK LIKE A FOX!!! I LOVE that!  Go Devis!!!

[Arrakeen10191]

Great Assasination against the morale of the whole combatants.

But I really love Venger, he would make the Necro be afraid.

[brainfreezeandice]

My DM threw in the Invisible Christopher Walken at the end of his campaign, the problem was that the DM died first, yeah...critical hits can do that to you

[vh2k]

Sneak attack?

[qwazx1]

poor devis

[Machimachina]

The Assassin wan't as good as before but Regdar just rocked.

[youngdragon32]

So wish I could pull off Christopher Walkens voice... When I try it sounds like William Shatner... Epic fail.

[youngdragon32]

"Porking Lidda from behind." + "You sack of s--t..." + "Villianous fox..." = LOL

[Amaraxis]

I'm only a Druid cause I HAVE TO sleep in the woods....

I know the feeling

[sevenaya]

I called her Todek, man that was weird.

[goldenhide]

Remind me to have the new servant girl fired and put in prison. I think she's a bit too plucky... and an assassin.

[Armypat8594]

an assassin will attack during the night.....when its most convenient

[Tzatziki3301]

I think that's the joke you would be missing there Armypat

[LOTRDan]

What is that song over the bloopers?

[nicholaxxx]

id do anything by simple plan

[thumpernicus]

Nameless Assassin is so very unthreatening... she can be a chamber maid in my Keep anytime.

[JoanieSappho]

And that's why she's such a good assassin! Nobody ever suspects her, because she's so darn cuuuute!

[crunchbite22]

She's a crazy perv! Which makes her cuter :D

[JoanieSappho]

And hotter. :P

[Blizz3112]

Ironically, there is a Druid/Bard Prestige Class in Complete Adventurer, the Fochlucan Lyrist... Probably for people who can't choose between Urban and Natural Habitats or something like that... Maybe, something for Devis to choose? :-P

[latexsanta]

Heck, they have prestige classes that have a prereq of Race: Pedobear if you'd like. They have PrC's for *everything*, including pizza chefs, flashers, deaf fish and creepy little girls with dicks O_o

[Zombieofpie]

6 Month chip. Very funny.

[Allitur]

I just notice something, if you go to 13:28, when she slams her hands the camera follows the movement exactly.

[Hanzo187]

Dammit Hennet, put on a shirt, and if you can't do that, put on more belts.

[Akmoon]

I like the blooper thing for Devis, go Devis! Even if it did mean getting an alignment change.

[chikenoodle]

eh. he was only, what CN to begin with? what's one step? ;-)

[thewaterbear]

InvisoWalken is still the fuckin' BEST!!

[fairydragon]

I should use invisible Christopher Walken as the BBEG in my next campaign. What's his divine rank, I wonder?

[latexsanta]

You shouldn't even be asking. Invisible Christopher Walken is the "I WIN" button. Hit it and the players pull out the pitchforks and boiling oil. The BBEG for my first major campaign will be a tad more mellow than the "I WIN" button. Been working on him on and off for YEARS. But it's not yet time for his grand entrance. Shhhh my preciousss, not that time yet, no, shhhh...

[XanianTheDM]

Man this just makes me depressed that I only have 1 player, 1! and is far from a hot chick.

[chikenoodle]

heh and they have like, three :-)

[latexsanta]

My group includes a half-grey orc Barbarian male with martial maneouvers from the Tome of Battle, a cunning dwarven Cleric with close to AC 30 at 8th lvl, a seductive female tiefling Monk, a brave and arrogant human male Knight, a smart-assed human Male Rogue, a two-swords half-elf male Ranger, and a half-demon Ninja/Wizard nuker gestalt. They have more firepower than half the Imperial Starfleet O_O

[soldierofkazus]

Where can I find a half-demon template?

[downwithleetspeak]

Half-Fiend, 3.5 Monster Manual page 147.

[latexsanta]

I have 2 stable players, 2 other semi-stable players, and 4 other players that almost never show up. But I've run less than 20 or so sessions :( And I run them once in a blue moon. But boy do WE HAVE FUN. Oh, the back-flipping barbarian, the Called Shots to the crotch, the chuul sushi, the ogre gondoliers, the crazy loot! Including 4 8th lvl characters with crazy stats and equipped like lvl 10's taking on an 11th lvl adventure, The Flow of Fresh Brains from the Wizards website ~.^

[TheUnknownMage]

And Hennet...PUT ON A GODDAMN SHIRT! OR I"LL HIRE NAMELESS TO ... "REMOVE" YOU!

[Nodprophet]

"anal virginity" hahaha

[NixorX]

Oh, man, these are so good. When Devis finds his picture among the alignments... I LOLed. And Tori is soo cute. I laugh every time she does that smile. And Venger... He's just the best comedian ever. "I tore these out of the back of Jesus Christ himself"... Ahh...

Keep it up, fellas. Internet stardom, you've achieved it.

[neuralburn]

I am the man with *NO* name...Zapp Brannigan

[BigEvilRox]

The Nameless Assassin is such a potty mouth... I LOVE IT!!!

[hobo304]

"I tore these off the back of Jesus Christ himself!"

[alex216O]

"...it is very rare for me to demand human genetalia; normally I deal in soulds. Well, that an anal virginity..."

[jlvfr]

"You wait... and watch!" :)

[TheUnknownMage]

sounds like SOMEONE is a little voyeur!

[Shinobi1010]

i don't use cocaine to get high, i just really like the way it smells. best line ever! besides sneak attack of course

[TheRealFrancesco]

I'm in fuckin' alignements?!

[Nertrender]

Namless is so hott!

[TheUnknownMage]

hell......YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[orionkurnous]

"I am so very unthreatening!"

[CreativeJuices7]

The line we cut:

"How could ANYONE find my frequent and straightforward declarations of my overwhelming unthreateningness in any way suspicious? I mean, I am OBVIOUSLY no danger to anyone!"

Use THAT one at the table-top, and watch a DM's eyes go bloodshot.

[hades975]

hellooo...? Gimble...?

[ElvenTremere]

Regdar is not on page 105, page 105 is armor, but he is on page 88, which is alignments...

[downwithleetspeak]

no, tht's in 3.0. In the phb 3.5 it is page 105.

[Evershear]

Thanks for the Book, I just got it today. However, as to the testicales, well I'll be keeping mine and as for the others you requested, get you own balls, since aparenty you are in some sore need of some. ;) Oh, and don't even think about looking for me. I got Tiamat's number on speed-dial. Seriously, thanks for the book and the shout out. :)

[ModuRaziel]

more invisible christopher walken! WHAT A GOD

[skaterofoakland]

but i still like them

[skaterofoakland]

the first dnd phb psas are the best

[LordKnightBane]

Bard/Druid *shudders* Maybe being evil will redeem him somewhat.

[LeChaunce]

I think these have finally lost their charm. I couldn't even finish.

Sorry.

[CreativeJuices7]

No appologies necassary. Thanks for watching up to this point, and I hope that you'll take another look at our work in the future.

[Azezel]

All things considered... I think Devis' prospects are looking up...

Evil up...