top 10 homework excuses

[andresiko3]

My dog ate it, then my chinese neighbors ate my dog

[wraithkillz]

@andresiko3 and when they shit it/my dog out they put it in a bag lit it on fire and put it on my doorstep! if you dont belive me here's the ashes.

[TheGlenisdabest]

a great one

you: I threw up on it cause i ate too much

teacher:did you finish it

you: yes

teacher: hmm thats why your so fat you eat to much (thinking to themselves)

[CloudWatcherX]

"i did do it, i just forgot and left it at home" yeah i know thats a really boring one lol but still the only (believable) one i could think of. although sometimes i will try not to say anything and hope she doesn't bring it up (that never works lol)

[dragonitecrunch]

you: my dog

Teacher:let me guess, he ate it?

You:no it ate him

Teacher: o0

[thingsofeon]

I can't read half the excuses!!!!

[2011jatt]

135 is the best part

[Nike45BK]

Then the snail passed it on to a tortoise who i got it off after half a hour then he got it wet. :)

That makes it a late excuse and a no homework excuse.

[supercrazy55555]

my friend masturbated all around my homework teacher...

[drboobies]

best excuse ever: my dog ate it, then my korean neighbors ate my dog...

[mac12197]

@drboobies thats kinda sick, but if you watch some of the videos of people that like keep dogs in masses and then eat them, you will know that thats sick. actually, i don't want to cause another person to be scarred for life...

[scafer6]

best one is

i couldnt be fucked to do it'

:)

[ecermusic]

my personal favourite is "it's on my computer, I just forgot to print it", but these are all good.

[pokereak3344]

heres a very specific one that might actually work

well i was actually quite busy on the weekend and didnt have much time to do any of it, BUT im not saying i havent done it because i have done abit of it, i'll try to see if i can bring it and try to do it tmr (tommorow)

teacher: ok i see

ROFL

[skullrogg]

@pokereak3344 I forgot to write down when it was in for, but the person i asked told me next week not this week, Ill try bring it in tomorrow *winks*

[theawsometheonlykate]

you: would i be in trouble for something i didnt do

teacher: no

you: good cause i didnt do my homework

[xHoleintheWallx]

psh these wont work on my teacher. u have to give her a note SAYING y u didnt do ur homework... PARENT SIGNITURE AFTER!! grrrrrrrr

[emilysgotcurls]

@xHoleintheWallx Forge signature?

[verysofly101]

u can say a rofl cow ate it and it took of in airplane to china and could never ever see it again untill he can back and we had a epic battle and won it back ..............................­...then i lost it

[liverpool123ben]

iv got one

You: i didn't do my homework

Teacher: well your in trouble

You:But You Can't tell me off for sumthing i didn't do

[jimmyshoesxxx]

there shit!

[XxxLilAbbiexxX]

Just say you haev family issues or your poor. They can't argue with that. :D

[INeedAngerManagment]

U suck u FUckin child arse hole what fuckin school do u go to a fuckin primary school the olny one that were remotley good were 5+3 waw u need to ask god to fuckin mature more u furckin dickhead !!!!

[skateboy1865]

when the teachers ask for homework just say ''define homework''

[brenthebatch]

those sux

[ryan123125]

call of duty made it undoable

[FlyingMagicalPillow]

my excuse. "i love homework SO much. that i over did it. and it was too heavy to bring to school...."

[jadonplox]

@FlyingMagicalPillow tried it. because of you and. she gave me a book of homework

[JunAzn]

3. i didnt get it missed, i was waving like mad cuz u ask us to be quiet ( if terms meet )

2. I fell asleep infront of my homework and drolled on it so i didnt think you would want it

1. I dont understand it miss (or mr), its different from the one u showed us ( typical :D)

[JunAzn]

ill say another few.

8. we ran out of firewood ( only during winter)

7. my dog ate it ( classic )

6. We ran out of tissue paper ( xD i said it to my tacher once and i got detention )

5. I was doing it on the kitchen table cause my mum wanted to see what im doing and i accidentally split hot cocoa on it ( or any other drink that can stain )

4. My father thought it was scrap paper i used for my calculations ( or reasons ) cuz he say my hand writing all over

And the best 3

[JunAzn]

and thats saw for no 4

[DanceFiendStrapS]

@JunAzn lmao to 8 and 6 XD

[coolgang1234]

my teacher called home...

[JunAzn]

next time say i feel asleep of my homework and drolled on it

[LeavesMeAlone]

i tired number 1

[XGalaxiX]

Just say: "What Homework?". Lol.

[ManiCmuthA]

@XGalaxiX lol that wat i say

[Fastplod]

just dont go into school lol

[lexzany]

word

[coolgang1234]

@Fastplod dude thats just sad lol

Not going to school is like da worst idea

[ManiCmuthA]

@coolgang1234 it aint lol

[superswatkiller]

.........detension.........did­nt work : (

[nntrebing]

lmao that last one is hilarious! "My friend copied the answers and never gave it back"

[TyRexPrincess]

hahahah, im gonna say "my printer's broken" to my teacher then, THANKS MAN..

[Ozzylover14]

doubt that will work most teachers would say you should have emailed it to me u get a f-- . to late now tho i guess.

[hannahbanana2131]

or, " i put hmw in my back pocket, then went to the bathroom, i noticed then tht my hmw fell in the toliet when u pulled my pants down... "

[HorseeyLeaahx]

my computer died on me, so i couldnt do it :(

[cheesesmegg]

right.... I think you need to sort out ur priorities mate!

An GET OUT OF BED U MORON!!! I'M COMEIN FOR YOU IN TWO HOURS!!!! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP.

[jordan7665]

this sucks i can think of better excuses

[spiderwebster]

oh yh just like to say ur gay :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[FruiitFly123]

just dont go into school that day! or copy it off a friend! simple

[norcalazn]

dumbshitttt....

[ranger111133]

gay

[dieselvball13]

really never thought you come out over the internet you got guts

[9psycotic9clown9]

I had to go really bad to the bathroom at home so I brought my homework in with me but it turns out there was no toilet paper...sooo ye there's my story.

[funnyguy8844]

rofl

[abercrombiechik816]

OMG im gonna tell my teacher dat a snail ran away with it and he waz to fast...then he relay raced with a chinchilla...the chinchilla was supposed 2 gve it back 2 me but he ate it LMAO..i know its stupid but funny so dnt comment bck wit yur negativity..

~!@#$%^*&()_(_+

Tamara - LOL

[sinta498]

actually my printer IS broken soo I'm half off the hook

[greenpepper96]

5 and three work once the rest will just get you in more trouble

[dontmesswithmedude]

i might try one

[JAYNLEA]

teachers dont eva belive youu anyway lmao

[Janeagee]

they were plop... '')

[bubblegumhottie007]

wow! the first ones werent that good but the last one was genius!!!!!!!

[televisioingirl]

they all work