Family guy - Porch geese

[ralfcaetano]

we know what a portuguese is better than you bastards... you got them speakin brazilian

[milanisboss]

i see what u did there

[gdwwefan]

I wonder if Santos and Pasquel were the two guys that interviewed for the babysitter. (the one where Meg gets sold to Neil)

[AASHWebshows]

Its funny how it sounds SO much like Portuguese.

[xynathegamer]

im portuguese and im offended

and i like turtles too

[JustTonightx]

i love it wen family guy do these random easy jokes xD they always make me laugh for some reason

[MrFrankygoestoboston]

was this actually an episode?

[00Partyfox00]

Hey Americans , se voces nao fossem tao burros como sao até vos dava um desconto e dizia que foi uma piada inteligente mas vindo de porcos como voces nao me admiro ... Translate you bitches

[19fable]

@00Partyfox00 ok its kinda rough but this is what i could make out "If you were not so stupid as you are to give a discount and said it was a joke but come from intelligent pigs as you guys do not wonder"

[00Partyfox00]

@19fable youre american ? 50 50

[Drewid96]

And I'm part Portuguese *face palm*

[loadedjogger]

Despite it being racist, its clever. 

[gilarenasfan94]

"male consuelas"...it was revealed in another episode that santos and pasqual were cardiologists back home hahah i dont think that counts as a male consuela

but i love all the scenes with santos and pasqual, even though they inexplicably have accents from rio de janeiro, not portugal lol

[slinskey816]

Its because the show is set in Rhode Island, which has TONS of Portuguese!!!

[insomnia6996]

@slinskey816 yes they do my grandparents moved to rhode island from portugal back in the day

[extreme5050]

Im offensive and I find this Portuguese

[GTAwesomeIV]

@extreme5050 really imaginative joke,,,

[BowenKainZ]

This is an accurate representation of Xar's everyday life

[alemanrobert78]

LOL

[nikkideezz17]

i'm portuguese and i just lol'd so hard...

[TheR0dr1]

i'm portuguese

[FreeAds4]

FAIL!!! Santos is a portuguese name but Pascual is italian. lmao, proud "porch geese" here.

[GyroZancross]

I am portuguese, and I have laughed~

[84benfiquista]

family guy is stuppid, sometimes they have those 2 portuguese guys in the show, and they speak brazilian...thats what offended us more 

[SmashLiXs]

@84benfiquista am i offended of all the jew & hitler jokes in family guy even though i'm jewish? no, cause i have a disturbing sense of humor

[SomdeReggae]

@84benfiquista dont be a fruit cake. if yo find this offended tell your mommy and daddy to program some kind of chip to block these shows. bicha.

[GTAwesomeIV]

@84benfiquista Portugues make fun of america all the time, whats your problem?

[extreme5050]

Im offensive and I find this very portugueese

[zeezzeestash]

Haha

[r2ro1979]

freaking hilarious...

[JoinT0ps]

Funny thing is lots of people actually think Portuguese people come from Brazil, which is WRONG! Portguese come from Portugal, to the left of Spain, not BraziL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wrong by an ocean) the ''portuguese'' dudes depicted on family guy aint even true portuguese, they're all brazillians, Portugal is in Europe n' the portuguese people taught the language to the indians that's why Portuguese is the main language spoken in Brazil.....

[marinascopm]

@JoinT0ps we, brazilians, are not indians who have learned portuguese from your tiranic country that dominated us and took advantage of our land, but we are descendents of a lot of different people and cultures, that imigrated along history to Brazil, and we just speak portuguese because it's the official language, thanks to Portugal, of course. BraSil has one of the most plural populations in the world, and just the minority are indians, the majority are afro-americans or descendents of Europe!

[SomdeReggae]

@marinascopm indians? yo mean natives?

[marinascopm]

@SomdeReggae yes, natives lol

[SomdeReggae]

@marinascopm honest mistake, brother.

[10DollarsInQuarters]

@JoinT0ps Sounds like inbreeding...

[THP8THPS]

@JoinT0ps Exactly. They also owned Brazil when Portugal was a Kingdom, and when one of the heirs to the throne became king, he declared independence to Brazil.

[SomdeReggae]

@JoinT0ps the natives, not the indians.

[BPhoenixProductions]

@JoinT0ps

at least they didn't assume Brazilians spoke Spanish.

[1KingPossum]

@JoinT0ps

With your admission that 'lots of people' fail this point, it is safe to assume Seth and Crew did some research for this skit.

It's called satire.

[Cheezdeez]

@JoinT0ps The thing is, no one cares. *ba dum tss!*

[20MrBigmac]

@JoinT0ps don't forget that whole spanish portuguese vatican treaty that did the actual divying up of south America.

[subject157]

@JoinT0ps damn this brazilian ppl to memo farto deles porra !!

[Aunpaidintern]

@JoinT0ps Taught? You mean forced upon. All the Europeans and their genocidal white asses forced their language upon the Indians. It wasn't taught.

[eyesofdeath983]

@JoinT0ps Stop QQing

[zerg1hydralisk]

@JoinT0ps

Wrong. I'm Brazilian myself and I can guarantee you that those "Portuguese dudes" aren't Brazilian either; that accent is not found in any Brazilian region.

Also, it is not "funny" that people actually think those "dudes" are Portuguese -- they have typical Portuguese/Mediterranean traits, not Brazilian ones. The average Brazilian has a slightly darker skin tone, curlier hair and wider nose, due to Black-Indian-European miscegenation, not Berber-Iberian like the Portuguese.

[nikanikirj]

lol this redic

[kubek7306]

ahahahahahhaa nice very funny!!!

[TheRandomBounty]

Mmmm boy, gettin some good views der boy.

[heyimonlyateen]

@TheRandomBounty mmm boy i knowwww :) i got ads hehe

[TheRandomBounty]

@heyimonlyateen I got ad blocker, break yo self foo.

[heyimonlyateen]

@TheRandomBounty lool ima be making money of the ads though :) 

[freaka22]

i'm portuguese, i prefer to refered to geese in a porch than "that-people-who-are-broke-in-­europe"...lol

[CagedPhoenixThe1st]

& crazy enough tha same episode they did rock lobster.

[CagedPhoenixThe1st]

jus saw a episode where quagmire hit on loretta and peter new what portuguese is (no racial).

[thebig4bass]

I'm portuguese xD ...

[fierceblair]

thank you so much for putting this up this is my favourite moment in family guy history ever.

[heyimonlyateen]

@fierceblair your welcome :)

[wtfomgstudios]

@fierceblair WHAT?

IRAQ LOBSTER! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE ROCK LOBSTER?!

[gongasnabo]

I'm portuguese and I lol'd

[thebig4bass]

@gongasnabo eu tambem sou xD n esperava uma cena destas xD !!

[gongasnabo]

Porch Geese