Dianetics Commercial from 1983 - L. Ron Hubbard

[DevLcL]

"Please leave comments as to how good Scientology is..."

Can't you see how brainwashed you sound?

[DevLcL]

@DevLcL Apparently your against Scientology... so my bad, but it sure wasn't clear at first!

[eliminatr1221]

umm why does this video have thumbs down? hes just showing a commercial, maybe scientologists don't like wait 53? i didn't think they had that many members

[mokeymina]

@xenuke wow! i have a similiar life experiance! i was born with 30ft. penis which has saved the lives of 4 people in their time of need. i keep it in a backpackpack and have to disguise the head as some sort of small furry animal, but i cant let people come up and pet otherwise something else happens.. but if it happens i just say that it is a defence mechinism.. thats why the day i bought Dianetics, my life has been so filled with filling up trashbags full of its pages.

[gopconservative78]

I found zenu in my pants

[klutterkicker]

"Available wherever paperbacks are sold." LOL

Paperback writer...

[laserindie]

Because alien spirits don't want you to catch a football

[BACHATU81]

warning reading this book may cause your brain to rot resulting in shit leaking out of your ears

[elpresley]

I hope that shitty organisation of Ron is going down the drains very soon. It works mostly via brainwashing in the most evil sense. May all his deciples come back to the right way or let them beeing destroyed. AMIN

[anonymousmontreal]

John Brodie left Scientology a long time ago..

[egnilk66]

Smart man. But...this commercial is from about 1983 and he was pushing it full steam.

[truvak]

@egnilk66  LRH was 3 years away from dying in 83, psychotic, paranoid, utterly out or reality, I bet John here had no idea about this at that moment , just like most people inside this cult does not have any idea about what this really is, try to leave the cult and find out about it.

[kenmabie]

@anonymousmontreal they (the cult) told him about xenu... he looked at them ... asked if they were serious... took a shit and walked out the door

[sophiegromit]

'To win in life', it helps if you have family or relatives 'in high places', that can get you a good paying job....

[TAKENnameARGH]

scientology is as wonderful as having your entrails sucked out by a gorilla using a rusty, jagged sevage pipe.

[Kilia40]

Brodie has left the building..

[CAPTAINH0WDY]

Scientology sucks the sweat from a dead man's balls.

[WhoTownBoy]

you got that from a vietnam movie, hella funny.

[acidtones1]

xenu(dot)net

[zaphraud]

That old white dude on a football field LOL yeah right!!! Then again, I guess if you'd believe in crap like Xenu ...

[xenuke]

I was born with my legs facing backwards, my heart on the outside of my body and blind in both eyes. I read scientology (braille of course) and was instantly healed. Now I'm a profesional rodeo clown My legs still face backwards but everyone says its funny so I don't mind. It was like pwoosh and I was in a room outside on a tree under the table and spinning while not moving. If you are not on board you not on board so KSW fools.

[MRSUMONE]

i wish i had two thumbs to give you

[Presidentjh]

rotflmao

[MonkeyOctober]

Fuck L.Ron!!

[littleyodee]

@MonkeyOctober how bout u go fuck your own goddamn self

[kylezo]

@littleyodee RAWR U MAD!!!!!

[CamdenBloke]

Wild. It looks like any of the other (dubious) pop psychology that emerged in the late 70s (and into the early 80s).

[agegap]

John Brodie left the Co$ due to the harassment of his friends by the cult.

[naruto67dan]

Where have all the millions of trained auditors gone?. Ask RTC

PR can't hide the Truth anymore. RTC is destroying Scientology.

xenutv look for it on youtube thats if u want the truth

[BMassey1987]

um, last time i checked, the bible was selling more.

[knickknuck1]

Religion - of any sort - merely a crutch for the weak of mind.

[johnjohnb1]

lol you fail at life asshole. you are over.

[DontTouchJimmy]

The societies of the world benefit when all the people with inferior minds choose to expose themselves as such so it is good that we have all these bogus cults to take all these loons out of the mainstream where they could possibly do serious damage.

[shrivti1]

Criminal cult.

[Greenfir]

"The best way to make a million is to start your own religion" it said George Orwell and not Hubbard but yet journalists write that as they never check and don't care what the truth is.Never Mind.

[dedricthere]

tak ah la tak tak Xenu warrior lord help us all !!!!!!

[picturethief]

Cleeborp Xenu Bootnar.

I am controlling your mind. All your computer are belong to us.

Scientology is the way.

The way to peace.

The way to power.

The way to Subway.

[jjuran]

"Scientology is the way.

The way to peace.

The way to power.

The way to Subway."

As a matter of fact, there's a Subway just two blocks down the street, which I've been to a number of times already, and I don't need anybody telling me they know better than I do how to get there.

[MrSyler27]

FUCK DIANETICS AND FUCK SCIENTOLOGY

[egnilk66]

it's all the same beast....but I agree!

[egnilk66]

agreed.

[SatinDido23]

it's all warm and fuzzy at the beginning...that's how they bait the hook...

[cbntmn]

So now they are the authority on accidents, the mind, getting off drugs, and FOOTBALL??

Man dont tell Tom Brady. Im sure he will run right over there to Jesus Cruise for a blessing...

STOP THE MADNESS

[festus3030]

People always wonder why "Celebrities" get sucked into this "Religion" , Like they are smarter than the general public. I just have one question, " Has anyone watched CELEBRITY JEOPARDY,?? They ain't as bright as you think.

[djkraig]

Not only are celebrities getting sucked in because they're not as bright, they are actively "hunted" by scientologists because they are in the public eye and have tons of money... that is until scientology sucks them dry and ruins their careers. But, hey it's wild and wooly, right Tom?

[cbntmn]

A lot of them just have good "handlers" and your right they are not that smart.

I thought TC would have been. But once they brainwash you its all over.

I keep seeing "Scientology seems to be the religion of choice for the stars" BS..what is there like 15 stars in this? I would imagine the Christians far outweight the CofS freaks

[egnilk66]

"I would imagine the Christians far outweight the CofS freaks"

Do you mean in numbers or in freakiness?

[cbntmn]

In that case numbers. Although in some cases it would be freakness but if you look at this cult I dunno of another one that quite matches it.

[egnilk66]

Oh true... But at least the Christians try to help people; building homes, giving money, feeding poor people, etc. etc. The COS freaky fuckers....WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY DO FOR ANYONE?

;)

[egnilk66]

Bippity Bobbity Boop!

Glorp Glorp

Und Tschuss!

[alexoidztube]

I was a double amputee with 3 weeks to live, I read dianetics and my legs grew back and I'm now the enjoying moving about in time and space, and...I just know, yeah, I just know....woop mummble gibber

[egnilk66]

hghehe you forgot to add maniacal laughter for no apparent reason...

[alexoidztube]

hmmm, tart earning some cash- nothing new there!

[cutes22]

Bite me, Alien boy

[ryanspeed]

This book also makes a great subtitute for toilet paper!

[crackhead2006]

Dianetics = Success in football

[egnilk66]

...or something....they're very vague about what they really do. But, Tom Cruises suggests that "we just know" and "man...oh man...its just IT".

Tom....WTF are you talking about????

[abcbakerbaker]

only he knows the true history of phychiatry, they(doctors) are really evil space mutants bent on killing your mind for money

[guessthememe]

DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL

[blackrubberbag]

Hey there, jerk. The first part of your video description sounded good, but now I see your just another SP!

I'll notify the Church to start going through your garbage cans.

KSW!

[egnilk66]

Nutjob!! Your poster boy Tom Cruise has recently shown us all how useless your religion really is. WTF do you do for anyone?????

[egnilk66]

that's right...I'm an SP....a Smart Person! I stay the hell away from you crazy people!!

[blackrubberbag]

Gosh, you're gullible. Possibly paranoid as well.

My comments were obviously in jest.

[egnilk66]

Nothing is obvious in light of the loonies like Tom Cruise..

There are real people out there that would have replied exactly as you did....and been totally serious.

[Tabascofanatikerin]

Well, surely reading this crap didn't really improve his abilities but at least he had something to do after his carreer. *lol*

And what has football to do with Scientology??

[egnilk66]

That's a good question.... We'd need to ask the producers of the commercial to understand that.

[egnilk66]

I just can't believe that intelligent humans believe this shit....just like Mormonism.....CRAZY!!!

[egnilk66]

@ Kalvinphil

Yeah, and I bet after his abysmal career he wasn't able to afford his spot in heaven.

[kalvinphil]

WOW Dianetics must have really did good for this guy. I am a sports fanatic....Brodie sucked for his whole career. lol

[ryanspeed]

I highly recommend the book Dianetics too....it makes great toilet paper!

[egnilk66]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT TOILET PAPER!!! THat's great!

[ProductionDesignrMAX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY BUGEEZUS! That was so funny thanks for posting it! I was just cracking up reading wikipedia about Xenu and power manipulation and the universe being quadrillions of years old. HAWHAW!

[xenutruth]

YouTubers know that Scientology BULLSHIT CULT!!!

Learn more about the cult on youtube just type in Xenutv or Scientology

BOYCOTT SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES!

SCIENTOLOGY IS A BIG FAT GLOBAL SCAM!

SCIENTOLOGY KILLS!

CUT AND PASTE AND PASS THE MESSAGE ALONG!

Go to Google and type in "Scientology actors list" should be the second link on google in the search.

[7towers]

Yes, I agree! That Johnny Brodie sure was a legend in his own mind as well! I am positive Scientology must have really made him into the mediocre football player he turned out to be...Thanks LRON!

[SlappyThePenguin]

Wow that was a great add, perhaps they should have described all the OT levels in the add as well. The story of Xenu is a real winner.