Mickey Avalon - My Dick W/ Lyrics

[skullmastersharkful]

Not to Mickey Avalon

[skullmastersharkful]

@beastadriana learn how to rap did you say that in your mind lol fail rap

[skullmastersharkful]

The girls ruin it!

[NOAHTSWAGG3772]

My dick is like derick rose yo dick is like 75 years old.

[BusRush10Fo]

My dick, scare anacondas

Yo dick, smell like dirty pajamas

My dick, can't fit in my pants

Yo dick, is the size of an ant

My dick, break holes in time and space

Yo dick, is a hopeless case

My dick, wraps around the world twice

Yo dick, look like a grain of.rice

[NOAHTSWAGG3772]

My dick is like a big strap on yo dick is like a little tampon

[NOAHTSWAGG3772]

My dick is like a big lampole yo dick is just a sample my dick can fit a big gap yo dick is just a flap.

[skeletorphd]

My dick, is a 24 inch pyth-on

Yo dick is a concert without the mics on

My dick, in inches is googol + 1

Yo is a shootout with no guns

My dick, it pounds more than jackhammers

Yo dick...well...it just doesn't matter

[skateboardingrox100]

My dick, grater than the falls of niagra

Yo dick, needs 8 pounds of Viagra

[love22forever]

My dick supersizeme your dick two fries hahaha ROFL xD

[jamestatum15]

My dick is in a large band

Yo dick gets nothin but hand.

My dick gets more action than Kill Bill

Yo dick needs an enhancement pill.

My dick gets vagina

Yo dick looks like you from china.

[nfl263]

WTF kinda song is dis

[rebeccapatterson4]

@nfl263 a good one hahahaha

[dragonhell333]

my dick is jesus niggas

[jchscheerleader2012]

this song makes my day (;

[savageblue25]

my dick looks like jesus.

ur dick doent look like jesus

IT HAS FUKIN FUNGUS

[ZaMiRapper]

Your dick got a H i V

[knightrider4567]

My dick can't fit through double doors, your dick look like two hoes

[catlinmassier]

your shit looks like you 14

[OR1G1NALK1LLER14]

My dick looks like an M-60 , yo dick looks like a 9mm

[ULoveUKnow]

2:42-2:45 stupid trumpet?

[ULoveUKnow]

I hate that random trumpet lol

[YingYangRants]

I just hate how at 0:45 random chick sings with dirt nasty -:(

[ganster50cent]

my dick is 10 times bigger than yo's, your dick look like a big fat ho's

[bakonfreek]

Best part of '09 right here

[epicanny]

my dick bigger than a hose , yo dick gets sucked by ur bro's

[bulmer13]

My dick shines like the sun, your dick dead

like Whitney Hous-ton.

[patarfuyfuy]

@bulmer13 nice attempt at making a joke there queer

[MixedRaceMofo]

This is the best to walk into a party to, this and what do you say (:

[ikilledamnesiac]

Lol all the comments were written by eight year olds.

[TheZelda360]

Lol this song was in Harold and Kumar

[mare710]

My dick is big and gifted,

Your dick is sick and twisted.

[harryballsackable]

My dick, gets so much Attention! Yo dick gets nothin but scrubbin 'n, my dick reaches from north to south, yo dick barely fits in barbies' mouth!

[N4YN4YENAlove]

Aaa I like tiiz soong, mkes me miss thee guuy I meet tuday

Atleass we suspended toghtr :(

[peeeeeeejay1]

ps we got dicks like jesus

[bleusun3]

My cack

[canibalbeast]

:)

[Terminateification]

"we got dick likes jesus" HARAAM

[canibalbeast]

87*

[canibalbeast]

@lasVulpes89 na i live in glendale, az u can call me u kno my number

[canibalbeast]

Yea im from glendale why

[spamerultra]

My dick, taller than everest, yo dick infested ass pest!

[LasVulpes87]

Hey canibal beast ur 4rm the tonopah buckeye goodyear avondale area?

[canibalbeast]

Damn

[philliepupy]

My dick, makes white chicks moan, yo dick, makes Asian chicks groan!

[PrebenHanckz98]

*facepalm*

[shadowliger2010]

sick song but u need to change the lyrics uve wrote its My dick large like the chargers (the whole team)

[alexlucky14]

this song i.s so fuccking awsome and funny

[canibalbeast]

:)

[sweeneytoddlover13]

I can't stop listening to this. Oh my god.

[MyVentura09]

Cool song

[1idea]

This shit is like 5 yrs old but is still the best

[ahnargjaejaej]

my dick become everyday taller

your dick is like a little stick but smaller

;)

[canibalbeast]

U should call me again Mickey avalon i miss you :/

[canibalbeast]

I miss him already

[canibalbeast]

Omg fake Mickey avalon just called me yayayayaya

[canibalbeast]

Omg

[IAmHungryAhh]

lmao, we got dicks like Jesus

[canibalbeast]

Lol i love this song hey mikey call me 623-512-6002

[zachdaman45]

My dick blacks out the son your ain't any fun

[oreo20091]

To the guy that said that the american dad episode 15 from season 6 brought him here.....your a fucking moron.

[hamooodyyy]

my dick bigger than china, your dick made in china.

my dick got power like obama, your dick hides like ossama

[angell99100]

Blah ehh

[edictOFsparx]

My dick charts the richter scale. Your dick, epic fail.

[Eziofan1234]

My dick is big and juicy, your dick gets no pussy!

[KSUcasey13]

My dick size of my shoes, your dick aint worth to poos

[Hazmat12855]

My dick is AK-47, yo dick, finished in 2 seconds

[Hazmat12855]

My dick is bigger than yo dick, yo dick is smaller than my dick

[chingchong091]

My dick is the mother fuckin bomb, yo dick only touched by yo mom!

[5kemosabi1]

All of yours are gay my dick is the size of king kongs your dick looks like your moms

[LiLxJaYxDAwG]

Ahah, "My dicks like an m16 yo dick, a broken vending machine" "My dick, big and dangerous, yo shits quick, and painless" "My dick rumble in the jungle, yo dick got touched by ya uncle" those are the 3 best lines!

[dabrebe1]

General:

My dick bigger crowd than the world cup yo dick... pfffft shut the fuck up.

My dick like a fucking rhinoceros yo dick look like something to floss with.

My dick breaks the sound barrier yo dick smaller than asian's, AND hairyer.

My dick, holy hand grenade; yo dick sad as a child with aids.

LOTR:

My dick... GANDALF; YO dick like a keebler elf.

My dick last march of the ents yo dick like gollum, broken and bent.

My dick the one ring of power yo dick got locked in his tower

[zooloo354]

Dudes I love the ending when he taking a hit from that bong and clears it like a champ lol respect

[itsPrinceexx]

My Dick Makes Your Girl SCREAM

Your Dick You only See in Your DREAMS

[brandonmwagner]

My dick is 6' foot 2' you're dick only touched by you. My dick big as a bus you're dick doesn't have change to ride with us. My dick is as big as jeasus you're dick rides the small bus. My dick is as big as it gets you're dick owes chicks debts.

[johnbeenjammin]

My dick, hangs and swings, yo dick, fits through a wedding ring! A-hahaha!!

[owenslaughter16]

@livelaughlulu not gonna lie, that were pretty sick lines haha

[barneyman1995]

My dick, rumble in the jungle. Your dick, got touched by your uncle !!

[GDrK00LAID]

My dick can beat its own meat your dick looks like a little seed

[tbcsk8in]

my dick tall like a tower ur dick - short on power

[ghettomonkey0817]

My dick, like king kong's. 

Your dick, smaller than a whores thong

[01kaluks]

My dick is like King Kong's, yo dick is smaller than diddy kong's

lol

[maccabomb]

my dick like the effiel tower your dick short on sour

[livelaughlulu]

My dick hits me in the face, yo dick barely hangs past yo waist. My dick, thicker than a rolling pin, yo dick isnt felt when its going in. My dick, fresh like bread, yo dick gives yo momma head. ;)

[yomomma4387]

My dick knows all holes your dick knows no hoes!!

[manofthesouth]

@yomomma4387 OOOOoooooh that was good !

[Jack3500able]

My Dick is wanted By C I A , your dick needs triple A

[eminemkiller1231]

My dick can open doors, your dick is bad with whores.

My dick is president of this country, your dick is too damn ugly.

My dick swats flies, your dick is bite size.

My dick came from Philly, your dick, as dumb as a hillbilly.

It's time bla bla...

My dick can squeeze you dude, your dick totally blew.

[another1337]

American.Dad.S06E15.HDTV.XviD-­LOL brought me here

[Silentartisan207]

If nerds sung this:v my dick, motha fuckin star wars, yo dick, died with the clone wars. Lolz

[Silentartisan207]

My dick, unlimited energy. Yo dick, take triple A batteries.

[shanker1998]

My dick: big , and pointy

Yo dick needs some ointment !

[Kendalljl123]

@shanker1998 fail

[illiniwac1231]

My dick, big like a blue whale, your dick, look like a pig's tail

[Bumblebee69er]

@ICONicBoyzLuver617 that was just rly bad, u gave urself a pat on the back for that? guess the girl version wud be like, my slit, wetter than a fountain, yo slit, bigger than a mountain.

[maccabomb]

my dick like the ifel tower your dick short and sour

[shadybaals]

I bet i could make a second my divk song by jus using the comments

[jamiec18834]

lol maddest song :)

[LilMrsMarineShelby]

I sang this at 8th grade graduation, best time, EVER 3

[adadadadada98]

my dick is like neon ur dick chicks like to pee on.

[kizisrandom11]

this was on harold and kumar.

[MegaSexyboy112]

@kizisrandom11 ye that film is so amazing

[bloodbrothers1321]

My dick show on the big screen ... Yo dick hasent even been seen

[bloodbrothers1321]

My dick, gets all the pink... Yo dick is starting to stink.. Hahaha...

[drummerboy51000]

my dick is a grand prize

yo dick look like two fries

[Pockapack2]

is this off a movie or something ?

[ainesmilees]

bet ya jesus has a small one lol

[hahnzo22]

My Dick, big like a bear. Your dick's still got no hair

My dick, intense light lightning, your dick: twisted and frighting

My dick: Legend of the land, your dick's only known by your hand

My dick had to be reduced, your dick makes em all seem loose

My dick: starts religion, your dick: carrier pigeon

[Phillyboy4199]

Ur dick look like a Fag my dick has an extra mag

[lo0aL]

HAROLD AND KUMAAAAAAAR!:D

[BoomBamSwagga]

My dick rpg ur dick mini uzi

[mrpen9uin]

My dick is as big as china, yo dick.. wait thats a vagina

[TheAkatsukiDawn]

@mrpen9uin You copied the top rated comment, dipshit...

[jazzzz123]

My dick bigger then a big Mac, yo dick smaller then a tic tac

[TheSwordcollector]

Yo dick like a little pistol my dick like a predator missile

Yo dick furry like a squirrel my dick as big as the world

[SAZUKEdragon9]

My dick bigger than a dragon,yo dick look like a fagot

[SAZUKEdragon9]

My dick gatta use hefty,yo dick only knows ya lefty

[L3GIT17]

My Dick can be seen from outter space

Your dick is tha little thing on the end of a shoe lace

My Dick Has got a huge sack

your dick compared to a tic tac

my dick bends longe than a slinky

your dick smaller than a twinky..haha

[Music4lifeAlex]

My dick rocks the bed

Yo dick limp and dead

My dick cut and lean

Yo dick can't be seen

[TheBrownie97]

my dick has fucked all the pussy in the land

your dick only knows its right hand

[JmanAKAStick]

And a lil kids

[JmanAKAStick]

How would he know what a 14 year old dick looks like

[ovechkin0218]

@JmanAKAStick clearly cuz he was 14 before unless he just magically skipped being 14

[yazzyluv44]

My dick splits the great wall in half

Your dick makes chinese men laugh (;

[WeaveSquaD]

My dick V.I.P ur dick need I.D

[killshotreviews]

Vending machine is bigger than an m16..........

[rNicks13]

My Dick drops the bass wah wah wah wah

[TheSwifty1199]

My dick charts all chiefs yo dick farts and queifs

My dick fast as a lepard yo dick look like a shepard

My dick cuts Tomatos in half yo dick makes chinese men laught

[yazzyluv44]

@MrRoni072

Hahahah that was good !!!

[MrRoni072]

My dicks bigger then china, your dicks, wait its a vagina :)

[pokuras]

my dick functions and fertile your dick plays scared little turtle. my dick stops traffic like red lights your dick is unseeable to eyesight

[25gyugyu1]

My dick is a m16 your dick is a broken vending machine

[jaretolson]

My dick goes in the vagina yo dick says made in china

[omgthatchickshot]

Who's ds? thats my bf's initials lol♥

[OlsenRolf]

@omgthatchickshot ds = downs syndrome

[shnipemonster]

@kyleeleitz it could be about how big your boobs are haha

[Creeperr3000]

Hahha i lovve this songg! ((:

[x8XSgtGrizx8x]

My dick big as a tank, yo dick cant even plank.

[MeganJaneSimpson]

ma dick, RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLEE, your dick GOT TOUCHED BY YA UNCLE..

[ICONicBoyzLuver617]

Lololol u guys suck at this most of them don't even RHYME! at least TRY! like: My dick, get it in all day, yo dick, gone M.I.A. Or SOMETHING! Jeez! And I'm a GIRL!

[MrNinjaslayer546]

My dick bigger than elephants your dick does gays for the hell of it :D

[FelipeMartinez12345]

This song reminds me if H&K Escape from G. Bay

[d1eja]

My dick so big its hunchback your dick is the size of a thumbtack

[bididabango]

my dick is like chopper reid your dick has ganggreen

[nerfmonster222]

@TraaGiikHD ftw

[nerfmonster222]

@TraaGiikHD LOL blackops refrence

[RabidRainbowRabbits]

My dick is like a fuckin' nuke, your dick makes all the girls puke.

[djarcher45690]

My dick is like an ape In the jungle your dick is like a blue waffle.

[MrBakkiepleur]

Simon Rex! hahaha

[darklordwaffle]

My dick has a thou ram, yo dick floppy, as a slice, a ham

[AfKman101]

My dick is like a car your dick is like a small scar.

my dick is bigger than a shed, your dick is a slice of bread

My dick is like a horse your dick is like a dwarf

my dick is on opera Winfrey your dick needs plastic surgery

[kyleeleitz]

I don't have a dick, they should make a

girl version to this.

[MrBonjabi]

@kyleeleitz lol like braggin about how big their vagina is ? >_<

[kyleeleitz]

@MrBonjabi Hahaha, that would be gross... but funny. But I'm guessing the girl version would be how tight they r or something like that! lol :P

[MrBonjabi]

@kyleeleitz hahaha lmfao yeh that would be most likely cuz if i was a girl ide rather have a tight one instead of a massive one :P

[kyleeleitz]

@kyleeleitz Yeah, that would probably be pretty unattractive. Good thing I'm not fat! :P I think I'm going to write the girl version to this!

[redpentje]

@kyleeleitz no no idon't think they should cuz when it come to v.....the logic is the other way round where big is bad and small and tight is good :p

[claymax420]

My dick, gets the job done. Your dick, you aint got one.

My dick, makes em scream. Your dick, in ya dreams.

My dick, its like woah. Your dick, its too slow.

=P

[theo2018]

-.-! :) best song ever! Mickey!! HANGOVER!

[MegaCat312]

my dick bigger than a log youre dick fucked a little dog

[7Milad7]

0:15 ryder from gta san andreas

[boombastic333666]

my dick, rumble in the jungle

yo dick, got touched by your uncle

[fighterpro300]

FYI just cuz we like it doesn't mean where gay trust me all my friends and girls too do this but it's raping instead soo ur cool it didn't mean where gay @_@

[DRondeel]

How do they know my dick looks like Gary Coleman? o_O

[pissedoff358]

I like this song, does that mean I'm gay?

[fighterpro300]

My dick is bigger than yo Mamma!

Yo dick is smaller than my mamma!

[vibroidsolid73]

My dick bigger than a jungle your dick was touched by your uncle

[arachnidman8eyes]

my dick hard and straight yo dick small and fake