don no soul simmons

[robcas123]

he may have no soul, but can perform elevator music like no ones business.

[sebulia1]

This movie (Amazon Women on the Moon) is INSANELY funny. ;-D

[rgaleny]

OK ya Asshole. Peace.

[somewhereone]

and every 3 minutes a ginger is born on this planet without a soul too.. hahahhaa

[tranquilitybase]

It's the white shoes that get me. Well, that and the David Hartman Fan Club.

[Sixkiller1669]

"Listen to the 'non-threatening' music of this master showman." Aw man, I'm dying.

[yuccablossoms]

It's Amazon Women from the moon one of my favorite movies from when I was a kid.

[jaanblack6801]

Lmao, classic

[aguevara79]

wow...

[lckrause]

1 person has no soul.

[TH3TON3]

What... IS, THIS!?

[rgaleny]

@TH3TON3 Not every Black person wants to be a gangster. It's satire on stereotypes in the media.

[TH3TON3]

@rgaleny I never said black people want to all be gangsters you idiot, I was simply asking about what the fuck I just watched, since It was very retarded.

[angelshalo]

This is amazing

[fredgorey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!­ too friggin funny...

[Mrwrinkle73]

where do i buy this album?

[DaFunzies]

That is why i bought a Volvo station wagon.

[moserr11]

can't type. laughing too hard...

[BigSilky85]

DAG is a genius.

[MisterDoodyHead]

classic.

[Wraythhmark]

I TOLD YOU, THELMA DON'T LIVE HERE

[Bystandah]

@Wraythhmark the bitch don't live here!

[tinyrebellion]

sad how I know all these songs....

[slogans777]

And the inspiration for Michael Steele.

[Andyisahunkybitch]

Totally priceless !!!

[MrPecoso1974]

yet another movie watched in the 8th grade that screwed me up for life

[Jefgg]

I'm an ethnic white boy from Passaic, NJ. My baby toe is blacker than Don Simmons. 

[MrPANTEL1987]

Thanks for making this video, he is very funny))

[AndyRoids]

Tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree!

[Ebolacrash]

ROFL " Curl up to the fire and listen to the Non Threatening music of this master showman"

[grottooo]

I would actually buy this album if it was made. LMAO

[massiv222]

what's the song 2:38

[60sMusicFan1955]

@massiv222 You asked this question a year ago and nobody has answered you yet? The name of the song is "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro. You can hear it here on YT by searching for "Bobby Goldsboro - Honey" and then search for the female counterpart, Tammy Wynette singing "Honey i miss you"

[massiv222]

@60sMusicFan1955 (I thank

you)

[IndyKenn]

Funny, but I wonder if it's a subtle way of telling Blacks to not be an Uncle Tom, stay in line with the Democrat Party that has kept them wishin' & hopin' it would save them the last 50 years when, instead, it is key in having destroyed the Black family, etc. At least open your mind and consider the idea.

[vivienneleblanc]

Don "No Soul'' Simmons: The man who turned a personal affliction into a recording career!

[JackDaniels267]

Brilliant film. You don't expect any of the shit that happens in it. A scream. Love it.

[SpankRamen2]

4:40-4:45 is priceless. I feel sorry for the old dude trapped in the TV.

[toyotaboyhatman]

too bad he's not like that in real life, DAG is a dick in person

[darrellkaiser1985]

Who's David Hartman?

[kcbrettfan2007]

@darrellkaiser1985 Guy doing news in 80s. Replaced by Charles Gibson in 1987.

[MCTrisT]

bester film :_D

[redenbeaux]

Amazon Women on the Moon is a great and HILARIOUS flick! Smoke a big hooter and watch it now! You won't be disappointed!

[MrPecoso1974]

@redenbeaux and follow that one up with Kentucky Fried Movie!

[EmperorofCartoons]

@redenbeaux BULLSHIT - OR NOT!

[0okamino]

Andy Williams and Pat Boone are still alive, so there's still a chance for the ultimate Christmas album with Don Simmons.

[JohhnyQuest]

I'd buy this album if Grier would produce it!

[goodwillman]

this is the best thing since kitten mittens

[Schlimmerfinger87]

@goodwillman SINCE Kitten Miitens? It was there long time before .D

[Ayame814]

I have a feeling that Don Simmons guy was the direct inspiration for Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

[vunak2000]

i think you could be right =)

lol

[WTFaDuckLOL]

great movie. don no soul simmons is full of win

[ysabellabravetalk]

JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG!  lol

[TheLegendfamily]

"We Republicans have turned this country around!"

"I'm the president of the David Hartmann fan club here in Glendale."

LOL!! LOL!!

[suicidemanjump]

i love this movie so much its was super funny

[CatWantsCake]

What a strange coincidence, we have a President just like Don Simmons!

[ShinoShaw]

Hmm not quite. I would say Michael Steele is more like Don Simmons then him. Obama smokes newports.

[Chudhole]

bossanova and jeremiah are priceless

[exposfan20032000]

LISTEN TO THIS MASTER SHOWMAN LMAO

[majinkearu]

3:15

[javelin]

Listen to the Non-Threatening Music... LOL

[BlackBile13]

3:18

[modok47]

Why is "Sweet Gypsy Rose" cut out?

[ctswardour]

It is around 3:05 when he sings that

[ladner3000moviebuff]

2:36 -he sings quite well here

[atomicapril]

Love this film, a classic!

[Obelisk2290]

I cant be;ieve I found this classic clip

[searayscherr]

possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen, david sings the songs better than the original artists.

[Chudhole]

this movie is effing brilliant. DAG for President!

[sudofan]

hilarioous movie and this is the best bit by far

[WayOutWardell]

Man, does D.A.G. age at all?

[sudofan]

no doubt i was thinkin the same thing awotm came on tv last week lol

[RedSonjaRJ]

"down and funky" xD

[ScallywagTV]

This is brilliant. Seriously, its probably one of the funniest things Ive seen. Thanks.

[drwalpurgis]

But you are laughing AT IT, not WITH IT, you DAFT RACIST.

Sickening.

[BennieAA]

carlton banks anyone? this is by far the best part of the film - well, any part with simmons!

[ilovecadmar]

lmfao fantastic

this is sooo funny

[crispywan]

I love Reckless Youth!!

[h2oskibareft]

There ain't no fuckin Thelma here!

Fuck you too!

[Dire327]

lol yea, the beginning with Arsenio is probably the best skit in that movie. I love the roast of the late Harvey Pitnick too.

[Dire327]

OMG I love that movie Amazon Women on the Moon. Don "No Soul" Simmons is fkin great lol.

[shonuffshowstopper]

Me and my brother loved this shit. Thanks for posting.

[FasterThanYou321]

I don't know, he might have some soul. He said "Do ya'" rather than "Do you."

[newstart68]

For a second there, I forgot who it was and thought I was watching Obama

[rlbrooksssg]

Love it. It is funny, anyone who knows this movie and loves it belongs to like a Secret Society. Every once in awhile I run into someone who knows it, but no one ever announces it loudly to anyone. It is like whispered in hushed tones so that no everyone can hear it.  I am a proud (but not to proud...) member of the group. Great upload. Thanks

[okee9]

Sit down Mary Brown

[wuppad]

THANK YOU SO MUCH MAN 5/5

[LateGreatBillHicks]

: D We love you Don!! : D

[microman362]

This movie is own :D I liked the thing where they commentated on people's lives, Bullshit or Not?, and Don "No Soul" Simmons :D :D :D :D :D

[bradley825]

Don Simmons owns every album Pat Boone ever recorded.

[LateGreatBillHicks]

I've seen this so many times since it was released, I now really like the songs that Don* sings. [*David Alan Grier]

Is that normal? :.

[scottievand]

I had that "tie a yellow ribbon" song stuck in my head the whole week, after watching D.A.G. sing.

[deanchamp]

i saw this movie 20 years ago, and Don Simmons was what i remembered most, along with the 'bullshit' recreations.  everyitme i hear Joy to the World i think of this and piss myself laughing.

[Thecurbstomper]

hahahahah

just watched this movie.

hilarious

[robbie304]

classic blame it on the bossa nova thanks mr whitfield cheered me up m8

[robbie304]

classic gerammia was a bulfrog blame it on the bossa nova classic remeber it mr whitfield

[willmolinar]

OMG! That shirt he wears at the end. Too much. Blame it one the basanova!

[flybynightvideo]

David Alan Grier rules!

[1fbblover]

Volvo guy is Dudley's father from Diff'rent Strokes.....Am I right?

[chardydayday]

YOU GOTTA LOVE DAVID! LOL!

[karmapolice06]

Don Simmons is a national treasure.

[vmf312a]

One of the best movies EVER.

[THEreaglebeagle]

WOW--- It's been too long!!!! This is still one of the Greatest Skits... This whole movie is Hu- Larry - Us!!!!!!

[standarddesign]

the best.

[Ominus666]

Thank you for the upload. Definately one of the best and overlooked comedy skits of all time.