Clarkson's Caravan

[AussieBloke108]

Haha, I highly doubt that, also false promoting =\

If Jeremy were to own one, he would own a campervan specifically the one he had on the show, where it fits a car tucked away inside the van.

[CitrusJuicebox]

I wonder if this is a really bad attempt at ironic comedy.

[FHCTech]

The only way he would "love" this caravan is if it was on fire....and then it set every other caravan in the world on fire....

[TheMrbum]

Clearly a custom job and nicely done too. The front looks like the front of one of Queensland's City Trains (In Australia for those who don't know where I am).

I'm not so sure that any of the top gear people would like it because they are very anti Caravan and generally prefer smashing them up.

[123Comrade]

jezza would love a tank towed by tow veyrons. or atleast i would

[thesil112]

jezza would like it when a buggati tow's it.

[AirCommando12]

jeremy clarckson, richard hamond and (i think) james may all hate caravans. and so do i.

[shizlnit]

caravan channel can eat a dick

[Fielder5757]

I didnt know they let pedophiles on youtube...

[Usethebanana]

"oooooh, I have a good idea. Let's say 'Jeremy Clarkson' in our ad so we get recommendations and references on youtube when people look for actual interesting Top Gear stuff!"

Even if I would be interested in caravans, this would be a worthless ad. I didn't see any overview of the model, the interiour, features... mostly just close-ups of some stickers, bolts, metal housing and an old geezer's nosehair.

[ScottiesVlog]

GAYYYY

[neonman1604]

''its very big''

''its very shiny''

that sounds so wrong lol

[whoisumate]

Based on the 27 seconds of this video I’ve concluded that I hate you

[gadgetguy4000]

jeremy hates caravans and this one is no exception his ideal caravan would be a pile of rubble :)

[Jeroenjacopiet]

Topgear hates caravans

[GM572]

No, he won't. It's an American design.

And besides, who gives a crap about what Jeremy Clarkson likes?

[ChrisVAnimations]

@GM572 he hates all american cars. and hates all caravans. so he'd hate an american caravan

[DStylesHanska]

Dude...

[alexbryantpure]

T WAT?

[LiveVideoBox]

Caravans should be BANNED from the roads. If you agree THUMBS UP. Lets see how many people agree the roads in the summer would be a lot better without caravan crashes every 2 miles..... Fun to see caravans SMASHED UP on the motorways though they make me smile every time I see it :) GET A HOTEL ROOM!!!!

[carlstss]

That is probably the most ugliest thing i have seen in my whole life. I bet it gets so hot during the summer to cool off in it you have to climb in the oven and turn it to gas mark 6. Another thing is you would have to be rich to afford to tow this thing around or perhaps even to buy it so why on earth would someone with a lot of money want to be seen in this when they could be on some mederterian beach sipping a cocktail.

[messvideos1]

caravans are stupidiest thing...in the world

[EccentricRichard]

I kind of want an Airstream, but one that looks more outrageous. Like George Barris had designed it. Then I'd buy a big old 50s Cadillac to tow it with. Or maybe a '57 Buick Caballero. Either way, fitted with a bloody big V8...

[mafs13]

He would love to destroy it, indeed. :)

[shcnoozlebop]

jezza would play caravan conkers with it.

[smilersmiling]

i wouldnt mind locking the bloke off this video in that tin can on wheels and pushing it off a cliff.

[yvesofzo]

I like the part where they actually showed a view of the caravan...

[e199sigma]

I'm with you. I think he WOULD buy one of these...so he could shove it off a cliff. Or blow it up. Or perhaps strap it to a crane and play conkers.

[jakexdk]

Jeremy Clarkson does not like caravans AT ALL!

[iamfat97]

EBay?

[AwpSensei]

worst video eveeeeeeer!

[StrikeWarlock]

It looks crazy, he'd love it.

[jmbeventphotography]

Its the caravan Jeramy Clarkson would love to burn, drop from a crane, blow up, run over with a tank, shoot with a 50 cal, throw off a cliff and finally let James May drive it into a steel bollard at a filling station.

[melvineo10]

jeremy clarkson will say it hideous ! You are pathetic old man .

[migones]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Grtsss]

Wait, is that a grand piano falling on it?

[Droidparty]

Maybe because of how shiny it is he may actually like looking at it whilst he's stuck behind it doing half the speed of every other road user. Or perhaps this guys just completely full of shit.

[Ottoplemeniti]

hahahahah. the caravan channel. is this a joke? hahahaha...

[Crazybenjiwoo]

dont feed the fuckin troll

[cdude100]

he would get and smash it with a sledge hammer

[jamnoopers]

This seriously wasn't funny at all.

DOWN WITH CARAVANING! :P

[MrShaunyboyy]

What a very boring voice.. even 2 seconds and I'm yawning

[TheSoccerGoalkeeper]

Jeremy Hates Caravans.

[070DK070]

retards caravans are from the devil and jezza is jesus, clearing the world from EVIL

[NorthwesternNL]

He hates caravans. Lol.

[davieboiscotland]

Yes Clarkson would love that caravan, just like he loves all the other caravans in the U.K. (Sarcasm.

Right I think Jezza's funny, but hes not a fucking motoring guru, hes far from it.

[nicce1982]

Well. yes he might but then he'd have a second glance at it and go: " No , I don't like it, it's hiddious and it's ugly, and it's slow and i hate it". Then he'd accidentaly back it into a wall and later accidentaly run over it with monster truck. Then he's hitch it up t Morris Mino, drop a piano on it and plunge it down a very high and steep hill from the biggest mountain... in the world!!!!

[Janusha]

what on earth was this crap ?

[dam097]

that is the worst caravan ive ever seen and jeremy would secong that

[TONYM1966]

Ive got a caravan im under forty five and hard as nails . Just like to get away from it all when and where i like so f8ck all u sad haters .And Clarksons a right knob !

[h33ro89]

Hhhmmmmmmm. I think lots of shooting should be done here. . . . yep. And maybe a few explosions to top it off.

[tpaladino]

I think the only thing Clarkson would love would be to drop it off a cliff or something.

[masterjustin45]

its a Caravan Jeremy would Love......

To blow up that is!

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

Jeremy with that caravan would be World War III !

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

Jezza would love it even more if it routed with explosives.

[sowwhatwhen]

Clarksons first words when he sees it : So how much power does it have? lol

[oscarmofo]

jeremy + caravan = destruction or explosion

[thesteveus]

Jezza would say "This is the worst caravan............in the world"

[dctim]

I dont think he would. I think you're wearing caravan specs.

[J4KEH4M]

think again, they clog up the roads as they drive at 3mph for miles and miles and NEVER pull over EVER!

Jezza has sworn to destroy as many as possible.

[kingboyok]

@caravanchannel thinking and reality is a whole different thing.

[caravanchannel]

@kingboyok Nah - anyone who knows anything knows that Hammond and May actually own caravans, bought with their own money for their own enjoyment . . . so why believe anything Jezza says on TV - it's just entertainment TV, they don't actually mean anything!

[kingboyok]

@caravanchannel it's clackson we're talking about here, don't drag may and hammond into this...

[GT109]

@caravanchannel Yes - you keep thinking that, we'll be living in the real world if you need us :)

[thebast4]

@caravanchannel he would.. its ugly as fuck.

[dirtyness3335]

@thesteveus Jezza would say "I flippin HATE caravans" lol

[RyApex]

@thesteveus Had to do Jezza's voice haha.

[HWGuyEG]

It needs a turbo. :P

[mondeost2202008]

In Clarkson's hand's, I'm sure it'll end up in pieces ;P

[xHUNGNASTYx]

All those pieces will end up in more pieces!

[mondeost2202008]

LOL =D

[xHUNGNASTYx]

And then... He will send them to Antarctica only to blow them into smaller pieces!

[caravanchannel]

We know he loves it . . . but says he hates it just to keep the plebs from buying one!

[Traininghopper]

It's crap like all caravans.

[acid14talent]

normal people get a hotel room

[spamcritic]

he would love to blow it up

[dddddddgggggggggg]

rubish he wouldnt like it its look slow it will make dieaster on the road

[namas000]

Heres what he would say: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.....

[gunflyer22]

its well known that he thinks they are

-pointless

-annoying

-over priced

-too big for roads

nice van though

[caravanchannel]

Glad you like it!

[terzolilu]

@gunflyer22 that's a Good JK point of wiew

[b00Sted16]

There's a Caravan Channel? Oh god... Sky must be getting desperate.

[caravanchannel]

Sadly, just demonstrates how little you know.about how satellite TV works!

[dannyday58218195]

chris - ive gotta hand it to ya mate - youve done it again - 45,000 + hits showing a caravan! comedy genious! the music, the editing, the-holding-the-camera-in-the-­face-and-talking-into-it at the end - comedy undiscovered gold i tell you now!

[dannyday58218195]

haha! just watched the start over and over with my sides splitting wide open! hahaha!

"its VERY big - its VERY shiny!" and oh...*takes a breather* oh my god...the ending is so so so hilarious...

"its the caravan Jeremey Clarkson would love" - your facial expression, the glasses, the slight high pitched voice, even the raise of the eyebrows!

honest - this is comedy on par with Peter Kay and Ricky Gervais - a little more off and different style...but god damn it works!

[caravanchannel]

Finally, after 45,000+ views . . . someone with the wit to be amused by a comic promo!

Well done, Danny.

I can't believe all the comments - but can believe that having all this interest has helped my little TV show,The Caravan Channel on UK Sky 166, to achieve 150,000+ viewers per programme

[angurisloud]

No, Clarkson would not love this, thanks for WASTING my time....

[caravanchannel]

26 seconds of your oh, so important, time!

[cmomofilm]

LOL, that has NOTHING to do with Jeremy Clarkson so dont lie in the title to get hits you dont deserve.

[caravanchannel]

works, though, dunnit?

[cmomofilm]

Maybe, but isnt that admitting that caravaning is DULL by having to put a lie in the title pretending theres someone interesting on the video?

[caravanchannel]

How do you explain Jezza and co constantly featuring caravans in their programmes . . .

[cmomofilm]

Its not "constant" and they only feature them to destroy them!

[benjieishere]

u dnt need to hear wot he says just look @ him......this is wot u will look like in 20 or more years if u strt callin a tin can filled with farts n a saucepan a nice holiday............hahahaha just look @ th chin wobble....do u want tht.....do you

[caravanchannel]

Always interesting to see that people without the brains to make a sensible criticism always have to try to be personally offensive. Luckily they aren't smart enough to come up with anything original!

[Stummel01]

stupid crap

[tedere]

funny all u haters i get fucked of by the amount of car drivers holding me up in my motorhome ether they cant reverse properly or they pull out of a side road in front of u because they dont want to be held up by a big camper to find i then hammer past them with 2 fingers in the air u will now when u see me its a swift 630 keep out my way

[cmomofilm]

If you tried to do that to me it would be you getting dragged out your sadcabin and receiving the hammering.

[tedere]

hmmm ill give u my address if u like

[cmomofilm]

Sorry, I dont swing that way pal.

[playstationowner]

i hate caravans bunch of boring twats clogging up valuble road space to go in a middle of a damp feild to drink tea and talk shit. fucking caravans should be taken off the roads and they should book a fucking hotel, less hassle, warmer and you dont have to sleep in beds made of plywood and polythene.

[fishface39]

Nice language and the kind of person that I'm sure is an asset to our country!!! But of course with the name Playstationowner, no doubt your time is well spent!!!! Mind you, you probably cant afford my caravan. Got some good advise for you! Less of the language that my young children can read and learn to write your views as an adult would!! You're entitled to your opinions but grow up!!!!

[playstationowner]

i haven't actually got a playstation as i only named my account to wind my brother up. if you actually took some fucking time to look at my videos, i can tell you that they are a bit more interesting than sitting in a tin can in the middle of a field pissing down with rain and playing scabble.

oh yeah i think i could easily afford a caravan you know 12 acres of land and a 7 bedroom house isnt much.

[fumamonourequiem]

i dont see why you people hate

[wooly2002]

Its the caravan Jeremy Clarkson would love......to blow up

[lacokai]

@wooly2002 or Its the caravan Jeremy Clarkson would love...... to try in crosswind of a 747 LAMO :-))

[abbas224]

@wooly2002

LOL.

This video is slanderous.

[caravanchannel]

Jeremy's a secret caravanner - only says he hates them to keep the second-hand prices down!

[cazanne1]

I think this clip is great i only hope Jeremy Clarkson has seen this!

[Chilled001]

and it has nothing to do with the country roads

[Chilled001]

ok lets make this straight ... Jeremy hates ALL kinds of caravans and he certainly would hate this one!

[ssssroryssss2]

I agree. He would hate it because it would be a nightmare to drive on British country roads. Imagine the turning circle.

[Chilled001]

... obviously you've never seen TG ...

[ssssroryssss2]

lol I've watched Top Gear since the 80s. He hates caravans.

[mmlemony]

this guy in the video must be having a mid life crisis to make a video about caravans, maybe his wife has just left him or something

[iwantspacesinmyname]

naw it tha caravan channel

never really heard of it but thats probably because im not 100 yrs old yet

[Bugattiman1011]

what the hell is this bloke talking about? he knows jeremy likes cars. that doesnt include caravans, he specifically says he hates them, even 'nice' ones

[CheapBastard1988]

He hates caravans cos people towing one drive slow, campingsites are boring and you have to empty the loo every morning. He did like the 3 million pounds motorhome with granit floors and kitchen, and a Wiesman parked underneath the living space. (sportscar)

[arsewipe24]

a prick he is

[MacGear14]

I hate caravans and the people that drive them. 'nuf said.

[masimbw]

iv seen a caravan tip over in the wind.. i loled for quite sometime ... that dude in the vid needs to get out more btw

[madbab00n]

lol

[coolerdude44]

how do u brits drive these "caravans" just buy a fucking rv.

[masimbw]

cos our roads arnt 3 miles wide to accomodate your fat cheeseburger eating asses

[coolerdude44]

calm the fuck down. while were being nationalistic, at least i dont talk like i have a constant cold, instead im from new york, so i say "yo, vinny" ehh its from a radio commercial, i know i sound retarded you wouldnt get it unless you lived here. anyway, you are a nationalistic homo who makes your whole country look like assholes. i hope you're proud.

[jshads88]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YOUR JOKING!!!

hed love it if it was burning XD

[saweet999]

fuck u fuck fuck fuck u fuck

[tittytwister5251]

unless its got a 7 litre v12 in it, jeremy clarkson would hate it mate

[Zmanthesniper]

for your information, jeremy clarkson hates caravan or caravaning in every possible way.

however, it might find a good market in US

[sergiu9307]

no he wouldn't if lamborghini or ferrari will release one.

[AltonOllie]

...The caravan channel?

Oh dear...

[caravanchannel]

around 250,000 viewers to our programme on Sky 167. One new 30-minute programme every two weeks for 2 years.

Around 1M caravans, 150,000 motorcaravans in the UK.

[sazzyboo1]

"the caravan jeremy clarkson would love!!"

yeah ....if he was going to destroy it :)

[antonio22edu]

good one

[sazzyboo1]

lol

mind you .

destroying a caravan sounds like fun tbh

[antonio22edu]

Did you see in seson 8 the episode when they burned down the caravan.

[sazzyboo1]

yeah lol

i thought it was funny

[rangersfcfccameront]

caravans suck

[oscarmofo]

caravans are for the poor people who cant afford better! and they only get in the way on the roads by tourists who dont know were they'r goin! caravans should be banned, blown-up, destroyed, or set on fire as they'r totally useless. i deliberatly go in front of tourists with they'r caravans and slow them down in my car so they know how we feel! so to all u tourists - fu*k off the road!!!

[m1nibike]

I love your thinking. As it is, i think the same way about it.

[hawksleyart01]

How can caravans be for poor people when a lot of Caravans cost more than the cars that tow them?. Some cost £20'000- £30,000.

aravans do slow down the traffi,but fuk me,I wish I had one after I've been on some camping trips in a tent.

[caravanchannel]

most new caravans cost under around £15K, but people buy them secondhand for under a couple of thousand - mine cost aound that, and we're taken it all over Europe.

Quite a lot better than camping, especially when it's tipping down.

[ibanez6789345]

caravans suck

[caravanchannel]

we love 'em!

[ronscheese]

im inclined 2 agree wif supersandman86

[supersandman86]

thank you ronscheese

[supersandman86]

theres only one thing caravans are good for, BLOWING UP!!!!!!. send them to top gear or brainiac and they'll deal with them

[CharlezBrincat]

this sucks

jeremy thinks the one on top gear>( u know the episode when they race caravans>) the one at the end is awrsome !!

[caravanchannel]

Jeremy is smart enough to get geezers like you to think YOU know what HE's thinking . . . and I don't think you've got any idea!

[CharlezBrincat]

true>>im just a stupid little kid ive got no idea wat he thinks> luckily theres people like u who know wat hes thinking>>

good on ya mate !!

[caravanchannel]

Naah - I've got no idea what he thinks, don't be a prat.

[MeAndHammond4eva]

The geek who presents this says it all for caravaners

[HooDlymUK]

Jeremy Clarkson would love to destroy that caravan.

[caravanchannel]

I bet he watches every edition of the show . . .

[HooDlymUK]

Yeah you're most likely right.

[driv3r87]

Jeremy Clarkson wouldn't love any caravan

[2pintsplease]

Ah but you are wrong. Jezza values the humble caravan for its contribution to motoring....most specifically all those which they have destroyed in the name of pseudo-scientific stunts on Top Gear

[qwear]

nigga you suck

[caravanchannel]

:-) excellent contribution . . .

[caravanchannel]

he's actually a secret caravan fan . . we're gonna donate an airstream to him soon.

[ryanucr]

thats just what the caravan club say - he hates caravans, i hate them, stop clogging our our roads! oh and get a better presenter

[konmamedovnj]

jeremy isn't that stupid

[SamTheSuave]

Haha this guy seems braindead

[the06bug]

Yeah love... to destroy

[DauntlessEagle1]

ITS VERY BIG ITS VERY SHINEY ! lol who cares I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA ... ITS SHIT

[caravanchannel]

Good to see you had to come back and watch it again,though!

[DauntlessEagle1]

oh my god

[lardidarr]

aaaaaaahaaaaa haaa haaa... the caravan channel, my god u guys soo cool lmao