Jesus Cat
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  • i am so late to come and honour the meow-ssiah....*sigh*

  • Be not Afreyd. I are Jeezus cat.

  • shallow water

  • so 0:13 is Jesus?

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  • nice try, I can see that the water is just shallow because of that man standing in the water!

  • Thanks for adding that shitty music.

  • LOl Ninja cat!

  • Jesus cat has since been nailed to his scratch board by all the jewish cats.

  • so fake

  • @BwSxSiiD its not fake, cats are really light, thats where they get the saying "cats have nine lives"

  • THIS CAT IS THE CAT EQUIVALENT OF JESUS REALLY! RLS!

  • Dude put it in color

    vote me up if u agree.

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  • OMG JEBUS HAS RETURNED!!!

  • Apparently, Jesus gave up on us humans since we can't appreciate each other and went to the Animals instead.

    At least they don't discriminate because of fur color.

  • @StraightOuttaDC O yea, I just saw my Black And White cat verbally abuse and discriminate a full black cat, the black cat was so scared it jumpd off the stairs and ran away.

  • "Blah Blah Blah, the water isn't that deep. I'm a douche bag. I point out things that don't really fucking matter because my parents never loved me." Shut the fuck up! The video is meant to be funny, not to change your religion.

  • thanks for ruining it bud!

  • the funniest thing is how much this cat hates water!

  • wtf it's shallow as ... the guy is nearly in the middle of the river and he's standing ... RIP!

  • Better than real one

  • well seeing that the guy in the start has only his feet in the water.. it cant be that deep.

  • jesus christ!

  • The water is like 2 inches from the bottom

  • *Undunundunudnununudnundunu*

    Thats the theme that came to mind.

  • A NINJA LEGEND!

  • i've walked on shallow water to... does that make me jesus?

  • no that makes you a liar

  • @dragonclawjta  i bet u havent make a vid of it

  • @dragonclawjta why yes..yes it does

  • PRO NINJA SKILTH

  • amin!!!

  • Kamelot. YEAH!

  • Jesus was a cat

  • that what was not deep their was a man standing in it.

  • blurry much?

  • OMJC!!!!! (oh my jesus cat xD)

  • Should it be Jesus Cat, or Cat Jesus?

  • lol

  • I just laughed so muchh xD!

  • lol i saw this video in a cat montage and i knew it had to be called jesus cat i just knew it

  • same here lol

  • same here, again!

  • @HeadshotsSe7en and i didnt/fucku

  • how is it fake then.

  • the second coing of jesus is a dumbass so is the first one

  • Freaking Insane!!!

  • L'eau est pas profonde, on le voit au mec qui trempe ses pieds.

    Mais quand même, OMG c'que j'ai ris. x)

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • haha this is hilarious.

    And the majority of the comments are retarded.

    ...yes we all know its shallow. We can see that. Stop being debbie downers and freaking out like this video is a scam or something. Chill. Its funny either way.

  • sera q meu gato tambem faz isso?

  • This video is full of win.

    I'll join the church of Jesus Cat now.

  • the guy standing there kinda busted this myth

  • myth? are you serious? its obviously a joke and not a myth in any sense of the word...

  • Let's worship the cat!!!

  • it so is shallow at 0:13 look at the man in the water

  • Yea it is but it gets depper

  • ok u can tell its shallow but still funny

  • it really is shallow water if u notice the guy in the background the water is up 2 his ankles or so

  • awesome vid, the guy in the background has water up to his ankles, so it is shallow water.

  • YaY!

    Ghost Opera by Kamelot

  • It would be funny if you just posted the clip ALONE. All this so-and-so presents makes a hilarious clip very dry and dull. *snore*

  • hey, jesus cat is real! he can walk on water!

    haha

    of course we know it's shallow, we aren't stupid enough to think jesus relly has come back as a cat! you don't need to keep saying its shallow, thats just stating the obv

  • no-da!

    JESUS HAS COME BACK AS A CAT!

    who do you think you are!

  • dude, its not shallow, why the hell is there a boat floating then?

  • probably to do with the fact that water doesn't all stay at the same level, ever heard of a ford in a stream?

  • is that supposed to be a rude comment?

  • no, it was a genuine question, have you heard of a ford in a stream?

  • shallow water idiot

  • not frozen water it was just shallow and cats hate water so it was jumping cross da water!! DUR!! :)

  • "You no fear. I iz JeezusCat."

  • Wrong. its really shallow. notice the dude in the background.

  • um frozen water doesnt splash, its just shallow and it looks like hes walking on top of it

  • HOLY SHIT NUGGETS!!!!!!!

  • JESUS CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneon­e1one

  • the resolution is shit

  • you ruined the hole thing but putting the stupid shit like jesus cat just show us the normal thing without any shit

  • look at where the guy was standing not that deep but still cool

  • fake, but still cool looking

  • fake lol the water is like 4 inchesd deep

  • omg dodnt any of you see the man in the background standing the water? its like 2 inches deep

  • u changed the music!!! the original is funnier

  • Just goes to show, with enough motivation, and enough blind fear, anything can be accomplished.

  • I'm gonna start a religion based on our savoir, JESUS CAT!

  • THE ASBESTOUS!

  • That ain't Jesus its a fuckin NinJA!!!!

  • ITS BOTH!

  • No, Jesus WAS a ninja.

  • YEah!

  • dumb ass

  • OMFG LMAO ROTFL ROFLMAO that was the best!!!!!!!!

  • love it

  • cool!

  • Lol, Nice...

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