The fact I'm seeing comments where people keep arguing with childishly with one another over meaningless things in a video where that talks about the things which divide us is humorously ironic.
Kindly refrain from that immediately and please start making actual efforts to co-exist. I'd like for human progress out of first gear.
After reading some of these asinine comments left by losers that don't like George Carlin. Do the rest of us a favor, stay off the George Carlin vids. Go back to jacking off to Rush Limbaugh. And you little bitches that want reply by acting like a tough punk. Save it, unless you leave your real name and number + address, your a sissy boy coward. Idiots that say Carlin should be in jail, for what? Freedom of Speech. You idiots would wipe your asses with constitution if you could.
@megloman1975 look the atheist wants our name, number + address. He wants to find christians. You must be an atheist convict, a criminal atheist gangsta. Giving our personal information to pedophiles and atheists is stupid
I miss that guy. I had this performance on VHS along with a few others. I can't tell you how many times I've watched them. He was absolutely hysterical.
US congresswoman Cynthia McKinney has come out and blamed the pro-Israel Lobby in America (AIPAC, ADL, ZOA, etc) for ruining her political career. While in congress she refused to sign the pro-Israel pledge and took a pro-Palestinian stance. Because of this, McKinney said “war was declared” on her by the Jewish lobby. In 2009 she told TIU's Ognir that “more than 99% of Congress work for Pro Zionist Israeli interests.”
Could do without the cheesy intro. All this stuff about 'waking up'... Come on... That phrase just goes to show that you think of yourself as some kind of enlightened spirit among idiots... And then most of the time on the follow up there are pretty common place ideas. Arrogance never serves any cause.
@5till3r How can you say that?! He had a picture of Goku with it! GOKU!!!!! The most powerful super sayain of all time?! doesn't that just stir emotions up from deep within you?
@5till3r I find it very ironic that in accusing someone of "arrogance", which was in fact not arrogance, you were the arrogant one. The phrase "wake-up" refers to the fact that many people ignore important issues. It does not say someone is an idiot. To think so is to use a methodology of logic which is comepletely flawed and wrong. When someone says wake up they don't think you're stupid, they are trying to get you to see the truth. Not being awake =/= Being an idiot.
@Josepherism That's semantics, not logic. You see the truth, somebody else doesn't = Your intellect is on a higher level. Whether this is a matter of capacity or motivation is irrelevant -> You think you know more than other people. Backing that statement up with trivial insights = priceless.
@5till3r That's the thing though, you don't need to be any smarter than anyone else to wake up to the things around you. All someone needs is to need educated about issues. To say that someone is stupid because they haven't yet been introduced to the issues of the world is like saying there's evidence for someone never being able to make it to the olympics because they haven't started training yet. What you're saying is really quite ignorant.
FREEDOM to kill who we want to. FREEDOM to manipulate other governments. FREEDOM to torture. FREEDOM to build more munitions to cause more death and destruction. Yeah you're right they hate us for our FREEDOMS alright, but then again so would I.
Actually the rich pay a lot of the taxes but, not enough. When the richest 400 people in this country have more wealth than the bottom 150 million combined then, they don't pay enough.
@dnsmithnc If you have 20 bucks in your pocket and no debt, you have more wealth than someone with 1000 dollars in their pocket and 50k in debt. The numbers you quote, even if true, are meaningless. The top one percent already pay 40% of all Federal income taxes. Just how much more do you think they should have to pay?
@openeyes50 Consider the following quote from Warren Buffett Speaking to wealthy donors at a 2007 fundraiser for then-Sen. Hillary Clinton, Buffett said, "The 400 of us (here) pay a lower part of our income in taxes than our receptionists do, or our cleaning ladies for that matter." Buffett said that he was taxed at 17.7 percent on the $46 million he had made the previous year, while his secretary faced a 30 percent federal tax bill on her $60,000 earnings."
@dnsmithnc Warren Buffett ~ 8.142 million in taxes, Secretary ~ $18,000 in taxes. That's roughly 450x more in taxes for no more in services. Not only is Mr Buffett paying his fair share of taxes, he's paying a lot of other people's fair share as well. Like the 48% of people that pay no federal income tax, for instance. Instead of the occupiers complaining about how much taxes the rich pay, they should be thanking them for paying theirs.
@openeyes50 I totally disagree with your implication that absolute amount should take precedence over relative share. No more in services? Are you kidding? Of course the rich take a giant portion of the services. Their corporations or whatever means they used to make the money, take a huge portion of the resources which require “services.” Not to mention the resources that the wage slaves take up to be able to work. YOU need to open your eyes. You are the victim of brainwashing by the rich.
@openeyes50 Moreoever, why do 48% not pay taxes if your figure is correct? I want you to tell me, and everyone who might be reading, why do the 48% not pay taxes. In addition, why do the top 400 people have more money than the bottom 48% combined. Why, these people had the same opportunity to get rich as those top 400 didn't they? They had the same "equal opportunity" didn't they? And, what if you don't have the ambition to become rich? That must be some kind of character flaw, right?
@openeyes50 In addition, the trend that the rich pay in income taxes has moved downward. Yes, the rich pay a large share of the income taxes but, as a percentage, they pay a lower rate than many in the middle class. Even Warren Buffett, whose opinion I trust much more than yours, has openly and repeatedly advocated that the rich should bear a larger share of the tax burden. I don't know about you but, I am rather miffed that the rich pay less taxes as a percentage of their income than I do.
@dnsmithnc You still haven't responded to my original question. Since you don't believe that 40% of the Federal income tax bill is enough for the rich to be paying, how much should they pay? 50%? 75? With 48% now paying 0, each of the 1% are being required to carry 39 other unrelated dependents like a family of ticks. The assertion that the amount of taxes the rich pay is trending downward is false. In 1980, it was 19%. Their percentage has more than doubled.
And no, knowing that the rich pay far more in taxes than do I, I'm not miffed about how much they pay. As for Mr. Buffet, he is free to donate as much of his income to the Federal government as he wishes, just like any other citizen. I've heard no report of him doing so. Oh, wage slaves? Really? Someone here is indeed a victim of brainwashing, but it ain't me. I'm just grateful to be able to live my life without concern for how much more money someone else has.I wish the same for you. Be well.
@openeyes50 Then, there is no answer I can give you that will change your mind. You say that it is okay that the rich pay an actual lower percentage of their income in taxes than the middle class and I don't. You say that Buffett is some kind of fool because he says that the rich need to be paying a greater share. As far how many of the lower classes are not paying taxes, it again points to a fundementally flawed tax code. Even I don't think that high a percentage ought not to be paying taxes.
@openeyes50 And in regard to concern about how much money other people have, yes I am concerned. I am concerned in terms of relative wealth and, who should be most responsible for funding government operations. Yes, there is a huge amount of waste as a result of some fundemental deep seated problems with this country, much more than just the tax code. But, we shouldn't blame or penalize the poor. They are not running the show. It is the people who want to divide us, to keep us distracted.
@antinazicholos5 your saying christians are the good guys and satanists are the bad guys? who are the ones who have killed and raped thousand and thousands of women, men and children?
@antinazicholos5 If you can't make peace with people who's views are different from your own, then there will never be peace. You don't have to be friends, but you don't have to be enemies either.
@antinazicholos5 How about we throw away these unnecessary "social groups" and try to make the best out of the possibilities we have at our grasp, so we could finally work together towards ascending to the next level of our civilization. What, is it too hard, complicated, dangerous? Well, maybe you are just too lazy, dumb and ignorant?
its been three years since he died he left a world that needs his wisdom now more than ever but his wisdom lives on in those who listen and seek the truth George Carlin you will be forever missed:(
We've been being mind controlled for a very long time. Stop believing in money. Then money loses it's power. Man's only power comes from his money. A made up system. Came straight from a Man's Mind and Humans worship it and fear it like it is a God. Making Man appear to be God. Man is not fit to be my higher power. I will never worship Man or anything he creates. Fuck money. Man has to be psychotic if he expects me to worship his shit. I'm not on Earth to worship and service that Mother Fucker.
"...did you ever walk into one of your rooms in your house, and you cant figure out the reason why you wen't in there and two words float across your mind alimers desease..."
"Dya ever notice how sometimes all day Wednesday, ya keep thinking its Thursday,? "and it happens over n over all day long, and then the next day, your all right again"
"Dya ever find yourself standing in one of the rooms in your house and ya cant remember why you went in there?" ..."And two words float across your mind, Alzheimers disease........."
"Ya ever been talking to yourself and somebody comes in the room and ya have to make believe you were singing?"
The term "WAKE UP" I dislike for a few reasons. One of which its like an insult to some people and makes their reaction an inaction causing them to go on a personal level with YOU.
Most uneducated people dont know how to react to insults, other than stoop lower than the insult, or ignore them and react by inaction.
I prefer to say "You should educate yourself before its too late" or something similar and not as insulting as WAKE UP"
Depends on the individual though. Just a thought.......
Now I realize something, after he started to make political bits, he started wearing ONLY black clothes, he's anarchist, be anarchist cause CARLIN WAS RIGHT!
@tmack1634 I love the guy, but you are wrong. The president is NEVER a single decider. George Carlin's real strength was as a critic of our society. He might have been an excellent advisor to the president. But he is not a micromanager and would have been a failure. It's the same reason former CEOs shouldn't be presidents.
@joel2ksweet And why would that be? There is a such thing as a good president, you're a dumbass. George had excellent views and would have been great. If he didn't get asassinated first...
@DeathrowRecords1995 Which is true. But he could have gotten a new congress and everything. They are just the puppet, but he could've shared his views and gotten good house members. And actually got people to use their heads
@tmack1634 no, he should be in jail.This criminal mocks human fetuses, he hate God, he hate Christians, he hates conservatives.... then he said "DON'T LET EVIL DIVIDE US!". He should be in jail, 20 years, sadly he is dead and he is not paying for his crimes
@antinazicholos5 In jail for what? He should be praised for enlightening the minds of his listeners. Sounds more like you have a problem with taking a joke more than anything. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. He shouldn't have been imprisoned, he should've been praised more than anything. If you actually look at the message that he's trying to pass on, you'll realize everything he said makes sense
@tmack1634 killing blacks and jews was legal years ago, not anymore. Likewise killing human fetuses, human embryos will be illegal and people like Carlin will spend years in prison
@antinazicholos5 If you say he's not being punished for his "crimes" (seriously, wtf?), then you just proved that you don't believe in god/heaven/hell and therefore (according to your stardands) you're going to hell too! YAY! Congratulations.
God every time I watch George there is a fit of laughter that engulfs my belly and makes the beer swirl even faster!! I think he can make us burn calories just laughing out loud. He always makes me laugh out loud even when I am all alone.
George is sooo right and he's saying the truth with a good sense of humour and intelligence. A pity the truth is hard to take for most of us. We would be more free if we wouldn't trap in the world of false convictions where we are trapped in.
He is not only talking about race skin. but also religion. My opinion is (dont judge me please.) That the churches churchleaders catholics illuminati Bildenberg templars inquisiton persecuted the truth what set us all free and established a fear based monoteistic "religion" with many dogmas. I think we should not search wich religion is true. but what is the truth in every religion.
@HUNAdamus94 I agree with you and i shall, thankyou. I like that you used the term warriors, as warriors fight for what burns in there hearts, the best ambition motivator a man could have. A soldier follows their superiors orders almost without question. - no disrespect to soldiers. I merely mean the terms function. But thankyou, i shall research.
@Karmaffix We should all do that I think . And spreading this I already showed this some of my classmates they begun to research automaticly. This is change the finding of truth is let me tell you was a depressing and painfull thing to do. Like in the matrix. We must be open minded and examine every possibility. A lot of people say this is awakening. I also remember this from the Matrix: Reloaded. Morpheus: In the last 6 months we freed more minds than in the last 6 years. Its speeds up. thanx.
I don't think he died naturally. I just heard him in an interview saying he thought he would live to 90 or 100 so he could see some of the crap that's gonna happen. He had heart attacks before and was under a doctor's care and on medication. He was assassinated.
The train thing... that happened to me when I was in a school bus in first grade. Thought my bus was rolling backwards into a bunch of trees. So glad he mentioned that.
@airforcemax We never were united that is just the rheteric of the affluent! If we ever are to have a chance at changing our coming demise to a unification for equality we will have to accept the fact that we are not supposed to be living beyond the means of most. If we let our selfishness create an illusion of superiority we are all doomed!
@endtyrany -- What EVER are you going on about? Acknowledging our common interests & connection as human society has NOTHING, but NOTHING to do w/ selfishness creating the illusion of superiority -- the exact OPPOSITE in fact. The elites establish rhetoric of difference, the corrupt system of privelege & differential justice based on protecting ruling/owner class interests. Their Police State victimizes, intimidates the majority, while war & corporate exploitation rewards the bourgoise minority.
@starmanskye So your saying the affluent don't have a superiority complex because of their wealth and you don't believe them to be pious or selfish in any way?
The evil people are among us from our family and friends to our elected leaders to businesses people to include religious preachers who distort religion to justify and validate their hate of other races and ethnic groups in the US and the world. I wonder what he would had said about President Obama.
Or maybe... “The Greatest (Mentally Numbed-Down) Nation on Earth? AMERICA!! “WAKE-UP!!” BEFORE IT TRULY IS TOO LATE!! He who Controls the Media - Controls the Information... He who Controls the Government - Controls the Rules... He who Controls the Money - CONTROLS EVERYTHING!! And JEWS... CONTROL ALL!! THEY HIGHJACKED “THE AMERICAN DREAM!” AMERICA!! IT'S TIME to “WAKE-UP!” and TAKE BACK... THE DREAM!! FREEDOM FOR ALL!! Read: wake-upbeforeitstoolate(dot)com
Great video...but what is up with this terrible intro and outro ??....If you want to highlight the dangers of freemasonry i don't think a video of george carlin is the best way...good stuff nontheless....
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The fact I'm seeing comments where people keep arguing with childishly with one another over meaningless things in a video where that talks about the things which divide us is humorously ironic.
Kindly refrain from that immediately and please start making actual efforts to co-exist. I'd like for human progress out of first gear.
Thank you.
MrEniena 6 days ago
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MrEniena 6 days ago
lol joey how are ya!
repomayne 1 week ago
After reading some of these asinine comments left by losers that don't like George Carlin. Do the rest of us a favor, stay off the George Carlin vids. Go back to jacking off to Rush Limbaugh. And you little bitches that want reply by acting like a tough punk. Save it, unless you leave your real name and number + address, your a sissy boy coward. Idiots that say Carlin should be in jail, for what? Freedom of Speech. You idiots would wipe your asses with constitution if you could.
megloman1975 1 week ago
@megloman1975 look the atheist wants our name, number + address. He wants to find christians. You must be an atheist convict, a criminal atheist gangsta. Giving our personal information to pedophiles and atheists is stupid
antinazicholos5 1 week ago
R.I.P. head phone wearers with max volume... after :19 seconds.
oldspice2625 2 weeks ago
So right, George. So right.
acidescher 2 weeks ago
"I do too... Then why do we do it?"
1997gags 2 weeks ago
I miss that guy. I had this performance on VHS along with a few others. I can't tell you how many times I've watched them. He was absolutely hysterical.
skywize 2 weeks ago
0:22 to skip intro.
OscarLp33t 3 weeks ago 3
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Who REALLY runs our world?
US congresswoman Cynthia McKinney has come out and blamed the pro-Israel Lobby in America (AIPAC, ADL, ZOA, etc) for ruining her political career. While in congress she refused to sign the pro-Israel pledge and took a pro-Palestinian stance. Because of this, McKinney said “war was declared” on her by the Jewish lobby. In 2009 she told TIU's Ognir that “more than 99% of Congress work for Pro Zionist Israeli interests.”
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LordLindsey12 3 weeks ago
Virtue of Character
1. Respect
2. Humility
3. Righteousness
4. Trust
5. Loyalty
TheTohkonChambers 3 weeks ago
Could do without the cheesy intro. All this stuff about 'waking up'... Come on... That phrase just goes to show that you think of yourself as some kind of enlightened spirit among idiots... And then most of the time on the follow up there are pretty common place ideas. Arrogance never serves any cause.
5till3r 3 weeks ago 11
@5till3r How can you say that?! He had a picture of Goku with it! GOKU!!!!! The most powerful super sayain of all time?! doesn't that just stir emotions up from deep within you?
Krayorik2point0 5 days ago 2
@5till3r I find it very ironic that in accusing someone of "arrogance", which was in fact not arrogance, you were the arrogant one. The phrase "wake-up" refers to the fact that many people ignore important issues. It does not say someone is an idiot. To think so is to use a methodology of logic which is comepletely flawed and wrong. When someone says wake up they don't think you're stupid, they are trying to get you to see the truth. Not being awake =/= Being an idiot.
Josepherism 23 hours ago
@Josepherism That's semantics, not logic. You see the truth, somebody else doesn't = Your intellect is on a higher level. Whether this is a matter of capacity or motivation is irrelevant -> You think you know more than other people. Backing that statement up with trivial insights = priceless.
5till3r 15 hours ago
@5till3r That's the thing though, you don't need to be any smarter than anyone else to wake up to the things around you. All someone needs is to need educated about issues. To say that someone is stupid because they haven't yet been introduced to the issues of the world is like saying there's evidence for someone never being able to make it to the olympics because they haven't started training yet. What you're saying is really quite ignorant.
Josepherism 10 hours ago
lol wtfff is goku doing in this video
peenishead 3 weeks ago
Fuck George Bush. Bless George Carlin.
pdpax91 3 weeks ago
Yes yes yes! He tells it how it is. Love that guy!
kimviterson 1 month ago
I LITERALLY LAUGHED TILL I WASN'T ABLE TO BREATH AL ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
parazit43v3r 1 month ago
Carlin insult, mock, attack christians, then he says "dont let the evill divide us"
antinazicholos5 1 month ago
@antinazicholos5 yes.... and?
tosb38 1 month ago
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FREEDOM to kill who we want to. FREEDOM to manipulate other governments. FREEDOM to torture. FREEDOM to build more munitions to cause more death and destruction. Yeah you're right they hate us for our FREEDOMS alright, but then again so would I.
itchyparts1 1 month ago
Actually the rich pay a lot of the taxes but, not enough. When the richest 400 people in this country have more wealth than the bottom 150 million combined then, they don't pay enough.
dnsmithnc 1 month ago
@dnsmithnc If you have 20 bucks in your pocket and no debt, you have more wealth than someone with 1000 dollars in their pocket and 50k in debt. The numbers you quote, even if true, are meaningless. The top one percent already pay 40% of all Federal income taxes. Just how much more do you think they should have to pay?
openeyes50 1 month ago
@openeyes50 Consider the following quote from Warren Buffett Speaking to wealthy donors at a 2007 fundraiser for then-Sen. Hillary Clinton, Buffett said, "The 400 of us (here) pay a lower part of our income in taxes than our receptionists do, or our cleaning ladies for that matter." Buffett said that he was taxed at 17.7 percent on the $46 million he had made the previous year, while his secretary faced a 30 percent federal tax bill on her $60,000 earnings."
dnsmithnc 1 month ago
@dnsmithnc Warren Buffett ~ 8.142 million in taxes, Secretary ~ $18,000 in taxes. That's roughly 450x more in taxes for no more in services. Not only is Mr Buffett paying his fair share of taxes, he's paying a lot of other people's fair share as well. Like the 48% of people that pay no federal income tax, for instance. Instead of the occupiers complaining about how much taxes the rich pay, they should be thanking them for paying theirs.
openeyes50 1 month ago
@openeyes50 I totally disagree with your implication that absolute amount should take precedence over relative share. No more in services? Are you kidding? Of course the rich take a giant portion of the services. Their corporations or whatever means they used to make the money, take a huge portion of the resources which require “services.” Not to mention the resources that the wage slaves take up to be able to work. YOU need to open your eyes. You are the victim of brainwashing by the rich.
dnsmithnc 1 month ago
@openeyes50 Moreoever, why do 48% not pay taxes if your figure is correct? I want you to tell me, and everyone who might be reading, why do the 48% not pay taxes. In addition, why do the top 400 people have more money than the bottom 48% combined. Why, these people had the same opportunity to get rich as those top 400 didn't they? They had the same "equal opportunity" didn't they? And, what if you don't have the ambition to become rich? That must be some kind of character flaw, right?
dnsmithnc 1 month ago
@openeyes50 In addition, the trend that the rich pay in income taxes has moved downward. Yes, the rich pay a large share of the income taxes but, as a percentage, they pay a lower rate than many in the middle class. Even Warren Buffett, whose opinion I trust much more than yours, has openly and repeatedly advocated that the rich should bear a larger share of the tax burden. I don't know about you but, I am rather miffed that the rich pay less taxes as a percentage of their income than I do.
dnsmithnc 1 month ago
@dnsmithnc You still haven't responded to my original question. Since you don't believe that 40% of the Federal income tax bill is enough for the rich to be paying, how much should they pay? 50%? 75? With 48% now paying 0, each of the 1% are being required to carry 39 other unrelated dependents like a family of ticks. The assertion that the amount of taxes the rich pay is trending downward is false. In 1980, it was 19%. Their percentage has more than doubled.
openeyes50 1 month ago
And no, knowing that the rich pay far more in taxes than do I, I'm not miffed about how much they pay. As for Mr. Buffet, he is free to donate as much of his income to the Federal government as he wishes, just like any other citizen. I've heard no report of him doing so. Oh, wage slaves? Really? Someone here is indeed a victim of brainwashing, but it ain't me. I'm just grateful to be able to live my life without concern for how much more money someone else has.I wish the same for you. Be well.
openeyes50 1 month ago
@openeyes50 Then, there is no answer I can give you that will change your mind. You say that it is okay that the rich pay an actual lower percentage of their income in taxes than the middle class and I don't. You say that Buffett is some kind of fool because he says that the rich need to be paying a greater share. As far how many of the lower classes are not paying taxes, it again points to a fundementally flawed tax code. Even I don't think that high a percentage ought not to be paying taxes.
dnsmithnc 1 month ago
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@openeyes50 And in regard to concern about how much money other people have, yes I am concerned. I am concerned in terms of relative wealth and, who should be most responsible for funding government operations. Yes, there is a huge amount of waste as a result of some fundemental deep seated problems with this country, much more than just the tax code. But, we shouldn't blame or penalize the poor. They are not running the show. It is the people who want to divide us, to keep us distracted.
dnsmithnc 1 month ago
I agree
satanic and christians should be friends
homosexuals and straights should be allies
liberals and conservatives should have sex togheter
Just kidding, never make peace with satanic, homos and libetards
antinazicholos5 1 month ago
@antinazicholos5 your saying christians are the good guys and satanists are the bad guys? who are the ones who have killed and raped thousand and thousands of women, men and children?
motorhead20 1 month ago
@antinazicholos5 If you can't make peace with people who's views are different from your own, then there will never be peace. You don't have to be friends, but you don't have to be enemies either.
necridos 1 month ago
@antinazicholos5 I agreed with you until you said just kidding.
trippygraffiti 1 month ago
@antinazicholos5 How about we throw away these unnecessary "social groups" and try to make the best out of the possibilities we have at our grasp, so we could finally work together towards ascending to the next level of our civilization. What, is it too hard, complicated, dangerous? Well, maybe you are just too lazy, dumb and ignorant?
CisforCock 1 month ago
@antinazicholos5
Haha lol.
GlamoOur94 1 month ago
It's all true....ILMFAO....now I have to make a new one !
Greetz from Antwerp.
begijnenstraat 1 month ago
It's impossible to sneeze while pissing.. I think that's one for Mythbusters
crimsun139580 1 month ago 3
one beautiful mind...
SuperKrockz 2 months ago
its been three years since he died he left a world that needs his wisdom now more than ever but his wisdom lives on in those who listen and seek the truth George Carlin you will be forever missed:(
captkan12345678 2 months ago
pointless intro.
paper2006 2 months ago
We've been being mind controlled for a very long time. Stop believing in money. Then money loses it's power. Man's only power comes from his money. A made up system. Came straight from a Man's Mind and Humans worship it and fear it like it is a God. Making Man appear to be God. Man is not fit to be my higher power. I will never worship Man or anything he creates. Fuck money. Man has to be psychotic if he expects me to worship his shit. I'm not on Earth to worship and service that Mother Fucker.
futbolangel02 2 months ago 18
@futbolangel02 Compleatly agree, money, gets it's value from... money?
blobbob22 1 month ago
@futbolangel02
exactly, we should not be praising any ideas of any man.
hmoobontherun 2 days ago
George Carlin was, is, and always will be my hero.
vicDummBlonde 2 months ago
he sad my name :) (joey how r ya)
darkspelkester121 2 months ago
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George Carlin=9gag
puki150 2 months ago
"...did you ever walk into one of your rooms in your house, and you cant figure out the reason why you wen't in there and two words float across your mind alimers desease..."
NsTrainMan07 2 months ago in playlist funny shit
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FUCKIN ACE. GEORGE CARLIN SHOULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY. ONE OF THE WORLDS GREAT BARDS.
R.I.P.
MUCH LOVE.X..
IntEngT 2 months ago
FUCKIN ACE. GEORGE CARLIN SHOULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY. ONE OF THE WORLDS GREAT BARDS.
IntEngT 2 months ago
...and it does, then what do you do?
EAT MOAR ICE CREAM! WHAT ARE WE, FUCKING STUPID?!
The4thGuy 2 months ago
hahaha, what a faggy intro.
lolofdoom 2 months ago
I never drink grapefruit juice. Only once & it sucks so horribly never again. So I can't relate to drinking it in the morning.
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George on how similar we all are.
"Dya ever notice how sometimes all day Wednesday, ya keep thinking its Thursday,? "and it happens over n over all day long, and then the next day, your all right again"
"Dya ever find yourself standing in one of the rooms in your house and ya cant remember why you went in there?" ..."And two words float across your mind, Alzheimers disease........."
"Ya ever been talking to yourself and somebody comes in the room and ya have to make believe you were singing?"
ardoynesson 2 months ago
The term "WAKE UP" I dislike for a few reasons. One of which its like an insult to some people and makes their reaction an inaction causing them to go on a personal level with YOU.
Most uneducated people dont know how to react to insults, other than stoop lower than the insult, or ignore them and react by inaction.
I prefer to say "You should educate yourself before its too late" or something similar and not as insulting as WAKE UP"
Depends on the individual though. Just a thought.......
ardoynesson 2 months ago
@ardoynesson very true man good point.
Snoopii211 2 months ago
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RON mf PAUL
and if he doesn't work out
IMPEACH HIM
then put whoever you the F**K in office as long as he/she FOLLOWS
THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES
ToxinalX 2 months ago
... I can sneeze, piss and poop at the same time... is there something wrong with me?
dinoballz 2 months ago
Now I realize something, after he started to make political bits, he started wearing ONLY black clothes, he's anarchist, be anarchist cause CARLIN WAS RIGHT!
Konicava 3 months ago
the first 22 seconds made me think it was gonna be a slide show >.>
fudgestixles 3 months ago 78
It's concerning how the first picture in your video looks like Ganondorf.
TokenDrone 3 months ago
@TokenDrone
Ganon's got aaa gun~
FlandreScarletTepes 3 months ago
what a great guy a real crusader
neelthaman 3 months ago
George Carlin would have been the best president ever
tmack1634 3 months ago 126
@tmack1634 You're right. He would have been.
Molblu 2 months ago
@tmack1634 I love the guy, but you are wrong. The president is NEVER a single decider. George Carlin's real strength was as a critic of our society. He might have been an excellent advisor to the president. But he is not a micromanager and would have been a failure. It's the same reason former CEOs shouldn't be presidents.
Malaka57 2 months ago
@tmack1634 the president of the WORLD !!
TornadoMDR 2 months ago
@tmack1634 he would have been the best dead president ever...why do you think they killed jfk?
mrtedbundy2 1 month ago
@tmack1634 85 people missed the point of everything george ever fucking said! no person can ever be a good president
joel2ksweet 1 month ago in playlist carlin 2
@joel2ksweet And why would that be? There is a such thing as a good president, you're a dumbass. George had excellent views and would have been great. If he didn't get asassinated first...
tmack1634 1 month ago
@tmack1634 Doesn't take much.
Etrajbe 3 weeks ago
@tmack1634 Why didn't he just try :'(
Jehanzeb14 3 weeks ago
@tmack1634 presidents have no power what so ever
DeathrowRecords1995 3 weeks ago 3
@DeathrowRecords1995 Which is true. But he could have gotten a new congress and everything. They are just the puppet, but he could've shared his views and gotten good house members. And actually got people to use their heads
tmack1634 3 weeks ago
@tmack1634 no, he should be in jail.This criminal mocks human fetuses, he hate God, he hate Christians, he hates conservatives.... then he said "DON'T LET EVIL DIVIDE US!". He should be in jail, 20 years, sadly he is dead and he is not paying for his crimes
antinazicholos5 1 week ago
@antinazicholos5 In jail for what? He should be praised for enlightening the minds of his listeners. Sounds more like you have a problem with taking a joke more than anything. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. He shouldn't have been imprisoned, he should've been praised more than anything. If you actually look at the message that he's trying to pass on, you'll realize everything he said makes sense
tmack1634 1 week ago
@tmack1634 killing blacks and jews was legal years ago, not anymore. Likewise killing human fetuses, human embryos will be illegal and people like Carlin will spend years in prison
antinazicholos5 1 week ago
@antinazicholos5 and has a meaning. He wouldn't say these things just to amuse himself.
tmack1634 1 week ago
@antinazicholos5
you are proof your cult enslaves the masses
timewilltell7 1 week ago 3
@antinazicholos5 i smell troll
elieattie 4 days ago
@antinazicholos5 If you say he's not being punished for his "crimes" (seriously, wtf?), then you just proved that you don't believe in god/heaven/hell and therefore (according to your stardands) you're going to hell too! YAY! Congratulations.
Soilpt 3 days ago
meh, just nuke earth...
EagleDarkX 3 months ago
EagleDarkX, NO! The chocolate will melt! Besides, that's not how we work things around here. We only bomb brown people. Jeez.
rachel25lee 3 months ago
>cats as a tag. :3
NATESOR 3 months ago
well one more thing:
Don't you guys hate then water splashes all over your ass after taking a shit?
ixonixas 3 months ago
@ixonixas ahahah! yees so true!! and i use to throw some paper in the toilet before i take a shit, just to reduce the impact!
lukyjim 3 months ago
@lukyjim best answer ever!!!
ixonixas 3 months ago
excellent video ... the prophet gc ....
timfloorworks 3 months ago
Your message is great but your name makes me think!
sirbata 3 months ago
Completely useless intro.
yuppyguitar1 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
RON PAUL 2012
towelcrew 3 months ago
what's that song in the beginning?
125poundwrestler 3 months ago
8:11 hilarious
SteveDutchy 3 months ago
intro kinna sucks
xx24x7xx 4 months ago
whats this song? it sounds pretty epic
gayshorts120 4 months ago
clever mf xD
quieness 4 months ago
the NWO is a reality that we must fight against. keep up the brotherhood of man and the battle against the rich and powerful
mattyconchatty 4 months ago
God every time I watch George there is a fit of laughter that engulfs my belly and makes the beer swirl even faster!! I think he can make us burn calories just laughing out loud. He always makes me laugh out loud even when I am all alone.
GonzoDr78 4 months ago
@GonzoDr78 10 years ago, I lost weight just watching the guy. LOVE HIM!!!!!! I hope he did find God at the end.
Gonegoodforever 4 months ago
i love this guy.
3leopardsblue 4 months ago
What brain? He is a robot!
daveartwood 4 months ago
Thats what I like about Mr. Bush, his brain never left high school :)
WoodsofWilmer 4 months ago
WTH the code to enter another comment was "ariandcs"? :S
pricture 4 months ago
all he said is so fucking true :)))
hayko101 4 months ago
George is sooo right and he's saying the truth with a good sense of humour and intelligence. A pity the truth is hard to take for most of us. We would be more free if we wouldn't trap in the world of false convictions where we are trapped in.
dirkyboy1975 4 months ago
Did i just get flipped off by george w. bush...
TheFlashback1969 4 months ago
Pardon my ignorance but I'm wondering what's the name of the orchestral music at the beginning of the video.
FreakShop94 4 months ago
@FreakShop94 I believe its from The Dark Knight soundtrack.....cant say for sure though. :P
pricture 4 months ago
@pricture Thanks, I'll try to find it within that category
Shouldn't be hard since I'm a Zimmer fan
FreakShop94 4 months ago
@FreakShop94 Hey no problem, I'm a Zimmer fan too he's awesome. :]
pricture 4 months ago
who ever dislike this should burn in hell
911ShikoX 4 months ago
@911ShikoX Please, go hang yourself.
Premoguys 4 months ago
@Premoguys not befor i have ur mum.
911ShikoX 4 months ago
George Carlin= Wise man who once said
R.I.P George
MegaLilchino 4 months ago
George Carlin was as brilliant as he was funny. Miss you George, RIP Brother.
TheRiceowlex 4 months ago
oh my god, I've done almost all the things he mentioned. It was so eerie, especially when he got to the mystery of the moving pillow! XD
Restriction666 4 months ago
WTF is goku doin here
TheElpidoforos 4 months ago
He is not only talking about race skin. but also religion. My opinion is (dont judge me please.) That the churches churchleaders catholics illuminati Bildenberg templars inquisiton persecuted the truth what set us all free and established a fear based monoteistic "religion" with many dogmas. I think we should not search wich religion is true. but what is the truth in every religion.
HUNAdamus94 4 months ago
@HUNAdamus94 That ideology in the last line is what ive been saying for a long time, ignorance truly separates this world.
Karmaffix 4 months ago
@Karmaffix Knowledge protects ignorance endangers. They want to keep it to themselves but .....
we gona win. We already have warriors just look up Ron Paul.
HUNAdamus94 4 months ago
@HUNAdamus94 I agree with you and i shall, thankyou. I like that you used the term warriors, as warriors fight for what burns in there hearts, the best ambition motivator a man could have. A soldier follows their superiors orders almost without question. - no disrespect to soldiers. I merely mean the terms function. But thankyou, i shall research.
Karmaffix 4 months ago
@Karmaffix We should all do that I think . And spreading this I already showed this some of my classmates they begun to research automaticly. This is change the finding of truth is let me tell you was a depressing and painfull thing to do. Like in the matrix. We must be open minded and examine every possibility. A lot of people say this is awakening. I also remember this from the Matrix: Reloaded. Morpheus: In the last 6 months we freed more minds than in the last 6 years. Its speeds up. thanx.
HUNAdamus94 4 months ago
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PILLOW THING!!!!
milinm 5 months ago
@milinm stupid comment ( dont bother replying , i have a program that deletes responses from dumbasses like you)
Pinkchapman 4 months ago
ive sneezed while pissing. it sucks, because it always makes my stream go fucking bonkers and spray all over the place.
i try not to sneeze while pissing anymore
MNico1992 5 months ago
@MNico1992 That is wise.
scizotts 4 months ago
I don't think he died naturally. I just heard him in an interview saying he thought he would live to 90 or 100 so he could see some of the crap that's gonna happen. He had heart attacks before and was under a doctor's care and on medication. He was assassinated.
scizotts 5 months ago
@scizotts probably....it would raise my eyebrows to hear, thats for damn sure
Deciblaster 4 months ago
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Lineman58 5 months ago
What was the song in the beginning?
Lineman58 5 months ago
The train thing... that happened to me when I was in a school bus in first grade. Thought my bus was rolling backwards into a bunch of trees. So glad he mentioned that.
thetruetyro 5 months ago
Too bad George never ran for president with Richard Prior as VP
AFMountaineer2000 5 months ago
This guy was some kind of Visionary
raindog491 5 months ago
love the flick off at end lol
RosstheFoxx 5 months ago
The intro and the end is RETARDED! Probably an American a fat one too!
jacquotcoco 5 months ago
@jacquotcoco you really get the point of the video dont you!
nyruby 5 months ago
The intro and the end is RETARDED!
jacquotcoco 5 months ago
You idiot. What's up with the crap at the beginning?
claaaaaay 5 months ago
The Master!
blackswanflea 5 months ago
@EliteWarrior8
This isn't about you tripfag.
KnotL00 5 months ago
thanks for the upload man but DON'T FUCKIN DISGRACE IT WITH DT SHITTY ENDING AND OPENING.. ITS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS.. STOP FUCKIN IMPROVISING.
Darkknight9955 5 months ago
George Carlin, SuperSayian
RzzRBladez 5 months ago
Document everything and ensure people agree and if possible attain signatures and give copies of such information.
airforcemax 5 months ago
Take time to know people, since some will be great while unfortunately others will be toxic as I discovered the hard way.
airforcemax 5 months ago
The evil people are dividing the United States of America into the Divided States of America.
airforcemax 5 months ago
@airforcemax We never were united that is just the rheteric of the affluent! If we ever are to have a chance at changing our coming demise to a unification for equality we will have to accept the fact that we are not supposed to be living beyond the means of most. If we let our selfishness create an illusion of superiority we are all doomed!
endtyrany 5 months ago
@endtyrany -- What EVER are you going on about? Acknowledging our common interests & connection as human society has NOTHING, but NOTHING to do w/ selfishness creating the illusion of superiority -- the exact OPPOSITE in fact. The elites establish rhetoric of difference, the corrupt system of privelege & differential justice based on protecting ruling/owner class interests. Their Police State victimizes, intimidates the majority, while war & corporate exploitation rewards the bourgoise minority.
starmanskye 5 months ago
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endtyrany 5 months ago
@starmanskye So your saying the affluent don't have a superiority complex because of their wealth and you don't believe them to be pious or selfish in any way?
endtyrany 5 months ago
The evil people are among us from our family and friends to our elected leaders to businesses people to include religious preachers who distort religion to justify and validate their hate of other races and ethnic groups in the US and the world. I wonder what he would had said about President Obama.
airforcemax 5 months ago
one Of The Best
r.i.p. carlin
MrPutokontact 5 months ago 29
@MrPutokontact THE best..!!!
StinkinBadger 3 months ago
whats the intro song?
kanyarat82 5 months ago 2
@kanyarat82 it's from Batman Begins soundtrack. Hans Zimmer rules!
jmguitard 5 months ago
@kanyarat82 sounds like something from the Transformers movie soundtrack :)
ShotgunBlues92 3 months ago
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einrib4truth 5 months ago
R.I.P
goonish1 5 months ago
I've never sneezed while pissing, but I have while farting...oh, God, does it hurt my balls
Tarynus 5 months ago
"STOP PISSING!!!! YOU'RE GOING 2 SNEEEEZE NAOW! |:O"
-Brain
pricture 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Crappy intro (20 sec) crappy outtro (12 sec) [32 seec total] video length, 8:22, or 502 sec. 32/502 = 6.3%.... thumbs- 1,464+26= 1,500 ... 36 dislikes (36/1,500)= 2.4% ....
Conclusion,... hmm, a few more unlikes expected
MultipleS2002 6 months ago
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MultipleS2002 6 months ago
i supossed 36 people are extremlely rich......
armansinlado 6 months ago
@armansinlado or idiotically conservative thinking this is liberal, lol.
wisdomleader85 6 months ago
holy shit i laughed so hard
aabmmd 6 months ago
Great video...but what is up with this terrible intro and outro ??....If you want to highlight the dangers of freemasonry i don't think a video of george carlin is the best way...good stuff nontheless....
SuperMikoula 6 months ago
ELITEWARRIOR8
liefur 6 months ago
7:45
I've actually sneezed while pissing.
hentajus 6 months ago
I suffer from depression and other mental illness..God bless you Mr Carlin because laughter IS the best medecine.
eyeboule 6 months ago
@eyeboule alright fella chances are you dont you may just be sick of all the injusticesin the world
buddyjesus1000 6 months ago
damn son
Justinloves23 6 months ago
Good message man, nevermind the sheep, its why they are sheep.
2skullscrushing 6 months ago 5