Scott Klopfenstein - The Hilarious

[FreshNapp]

wow nice nice nice

[solaflair]

anyone know where to find the lyrics?

[Skakid789]

0 dislikes? I like that

[JohnnyNoAmmo]

i don't suppose you have any other songs that were on that page, if there were other unreleased ones?

[skafan2]

@JohnnyNoAmmo Sorry... this and Welcome to New York were the only two completely new ones. The rest were Littlest Man Band songs, which you can find pretty much anywhere.

[JohnnyNoAmmo]

@skafan2 okay, that's fine, i was just wondering. i wasn't even aware of that page until last night is the thing

[skacting]

im pretty sure its "once had defined my defective persona"

[catboyrandl]

Keep in mind guys, I'm aware that some parts might be off in the lyrics below--Most questionable are the "scalpel insertion", "pull up and push down," and "Please take me home, oh woah so woah" parts.

[skafan2]

@catboyrandl I just want to say... awesome job man. Scott has some of the most incredible lyrics I have ever heard. Thanks!

[catboyrandl]

As I now undergo a euphoric transition

I manage to muster remorseless momentum

with magic utensils I dissect disasters

that once had me defy my defective persona

now sit in the box that sits in the car that sits where I stopped it

waiting for the train

[catboyrandl]

It's all on the tracks with noone there to step on the gas

You'll sit and watch from two hundred yards away

someday we'll look back label this "The hilarious past"

Cause in a blink and a flash

There'll be broken glass and plastic parts

Flame, smoke and shooting sparks

Soaring through up into the sun into a fireworks display

[catboyrandl]

So it seems that the scheme has been thought through

I sought to deliver deliberate destructive departure

Of things I don't need to succeed in the future

A spiritual surgeon, a scalpel insertion

Removing the tumor that spread like a rumor

All will be better soon as there's a train

[catboyrandl]

Along with the insults and elbows and ashes from fires

That swept through the dreams that I had as a youngster

The pull up, the push down, the pissed off, the reeled back

Are stagnizing me, now I'm useless bricabrac

Sits in the box that sits in the car that sits where I stopped it

Waiting for the train

[catboyrandl]

It's all on the tracks with noone there to step on the gas

You'll sit and watch from two hundred yards away ,before~

Someday we'll look back, label this "the hilarious past"

Cause some dreams must be smashed to shape how a person feels

To rebuild an old ideal totally and thouroughly stop thinking and embrace change

[catboyrandl]

Perhaps I've left out the most comical component of all

That will turn this calamity to a monumentive feat~

Everyone wants to go out with a bang

So with a slam of the door, from ceiling to floor

Just one night of course, space I reserved for me

[catboyrandl]

Oh, come take me home, Oh~ Oh, woah, so woah, please take me home, Oh~ Ready to go, come take me home, Oh~ I'm ready to go, please take me home Oh~ Oh woah so woah, Haaah~ Come, come take me home I'm ready to go Please take me home, Oh, woah, it's so woah Come take me home, I'm ready to go, Please take me home, Oh, woah, it's so woah

[TurtleMooseKitty]

Does anyone know where lyrics are?

[catboyrandl]

@TurtleMooseKitty Nobody knows yet, but it's been bugging me so long, I've scribed down what I understand are the lyrics, I'll post them as comments on this video--I'm aware that several parts may be off(Especially toward the end, once the "Please take me home," bit begins.).

Nonetheless, enjoy! I'm pretty happy with myself to have tried to figure them out.

[TurtleMooseKitty]

@catboyrandl You wrote them down?? Ahh you're a saint! Ahaha please post them!

[TurtleMooseKitty]

@catboyrandl You wrote them down?? Ahh you're a saint! Thank you so much

[uiruu]

DAMN! I saw him in RBF, and never knew he had a voice like this!

[dannymac401]

this song is incredible!!! Scott needs to release a new solo album

[Spritanium]

Hear that note he hits at around 1:45? Goddamn, his vocal range is even more incredible than I thought. I hope that someday I can be half as badass as Scott.

[mainecolbs]

@Spritanium Tell me about it! Scott has a godly vocal range!

[skafan2]

Song download link is in the description! It will stay up until Scott releases it officially.

[laxplyr112]

how did you get the song

[skafan2]

@laxplyr112 You can listen to the stream on Scott's ning page, but there's no way to easily dl the mp3. I took the stream and converted it to a playable mp3, which I decided to provide a download for in the description.

[laxplyr112]

@skafan2 yeah i knew bout it being on the site i was just hoping for a way to download it. it'd be nice to hear it on my Ipod, but oh well.

[skafan2]

@laxplyr112 you can download the mp3 file in the description

[ReclinerParty1]

love this one too. New album? please?