Boobs and the iPad

[chexmixultimate]

She is my favourite. <3

[huamela]

baahaha youre a god



[Neumie7]

lmfao omg i miss these

[silverx174]

I love Maureen Johnston

She should be the third vlogbrother

[eladps]

@silverx174 She's a secret sibling. Close enough? :)

[LMNOP1214]

I still agree with Dan Brown that "My Butt" is the best pet name ever. I mean, how awesome would it be to say all of the time, "Sorry, but I can't come. I gotta go wash My Butt."

[TheInspirationExpert]

Flukey . . . good word.

[Eyedias]

shes on speed

[TheRobates]

Blink at 0:39

[livelaughlovemusik]

My friend has a dog named Jesus. He got loose one day, and after they spent half an hour tearing down the street screaming "JESUS!!! COME BACK!!!!!", their mother determined "We need a new name for this dog." He's now Ty.

[PandasGoRawrr113]

My sister named our cat Moo...When it gets out, mom sticks her head out the window and yells, "MMMMOOOOO!!!!!"

Needless to say...the neighbors think we're pretty weird.

[readingem]

"Hey, what's this button do? Oops, just blew up the moon."

[MegaShadowZX]

No joke, my mom has a dog named boobs. She called me and asks me to let him inside the house. She said "you can't just leave boobs out in the cold like that!"

[MsRemuslupin]

What did new york times quote?

[MyMusicDuck]

I think the only thing that is bad about libraries is that there is always a long waiting list for the good books :(

[KoolThing14]

@MyMusicDuck I live in Oklahoma, I dont have that problem ;)

[HanziiiRawrr]

Loool yet they called their dog lemon xD

[trombonesarebest]

What was the Robert Pattinson joke?

[wispyoverlord]

to much coffee...

[moorg745]

What would happen if this were the first vlogbrothers video someone ever watched?

[DyingPickle]

I wonder what he named his dog:0

[QuestionableCharactr]

@DyingPickle He named it Willie .. :P

[zekeoman1]

OK, before I watched this I kept on looking over my shoulder and kept on doing that for, like, a quarter of an hour.....and then I clicked.

[ipodtoucher23]

Blink!

[ReKrisB]

Gah, I hate eBooks and elecronic readers like the Kindle or whatever...mostly because I like having the book in my hands and I like the smell of books...

Not that I don't own eBooks; I just prefer physical books, even if they are more expensive.

[MrOzzytheostrich]

she does not blinking better than john



[fishforcompliments]

My uncles roommate in college had a cat named boobs. They would let it out on purpose...

[randumpanduh]

My neighbor adopted a pet squirrel that was ( emphasis on the Was) named Boobs xD

[lilypad145]

Maureen Johnson is so much like Lorelei Gilmore it's scary. :)

[FlailingHenchmen]

Anyone else think that she looks a bit like Summer Glau?

[siruroxs]

i dint know john had a vagina

[TheLavLav]

@siruroxs Nerdfighteria is also obsessed with vaginas apparently

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@TheLavLav I prefer dick.

[drakeblood4]

HOLY CRAP GUYS! SHE PREDICED THE iBlewuptheMoon!

[ZutaMtian]

0:38 -0:39

AHA! She blinked :D TWICE))

[longhairgreeneyes]

Hahaha, I love Maureen Johnson, she's so hilarious! "I'm looking for boobs, has anyone seen boobs?"

[craZgirl1091]

what was the rob p joke?

[nukeakitten]

ah i love BOOBS

[MegaDiscombobulated]

I am currently watching this on an ipad

[chives123456]

I just noticed she sounds somewhat canadian.

[pandablaaah]

if the dog has puppies you can call them boobies!

[06howea1]

the point of this video was ?

[webosity345]

i missu

[juliafoolya]

Youtube thinks that I'll like the You're a Jerk music video because I watched this video...

[hihijk3210]

lol. i call my dog boobs/boobers all the time. her real name is nala though :)

[Hansueliii]

I'm afraid of Americans!

[evil411evil]

who are you????

YOUTBUE HASNT BEEN TELLING ME THE VIDS ARE UP SO i HAD TO FIND THEM AND i SEE YOU

WHO R U???

OOPS SRY FOR CAPS, WOULD FIX IT

AND IM NOT YELLING

SORRY

[aziangr1]

maureen johnson. she's in john green's writing group and she was filling in for john when he was on paternity leave.

[baronofbefoulment]

yeah, ebooks are a great idea. staring at an LCD screen for hours at a time is probably better for your eyes than staring at a white piece of paper with black ink.

[LizStaples]

@baronofbefoulment wow that is so not true at all. Staring at an LCD screen is way worse for your eyes. It has to do with light refraction in the lens. But you have a point in that squinting at either for long enough is bad.

[baronofbefoulment]

I was being sarcastic. I don't believe I have to write JK or LOL after everything I post online. But maybe now I should seeing that I get responses from people that don't understand that I was joking.

[Brookecha]

@baronofbefoulment I understood you were joking, but her lack of understanding mad it more humorous :)

[nicked0ff]

I still disagree, you have made a good argument of why education is a building block of society. And I doubt that without libraries that society would fall apart.

[junioretheridge]

I knew a kid once when I was younger who had a dog named "Shit"!

I thought it was awesome.

[Brittydragon]

You are amazingly entertaining

[JewishHistorian]

does she ever blink? haha

[marblephoenix6]

@JewishHistorian she's so good at being john that she adopted his skill of never blinking

[Checkyourbalance]

@JewishHistorian 2:27 o_o

[ChocoPepper2]

@JewishHistorian because john never blinks during videos! or tries not to...

[massacregoddess]

@JewishHistorian Well...if she's replacing John. And John doesn't blink. It makes sense that she doesn't blink. :D

[acae1]

@JewishHistorian john never blinks either. man she knows what she's doing

[videogamer55]

@acae1 ya but john does ALOT of jump cuts. she has a jump cut every 30 secs. he does it like every 5 secs.

[acae1]

@videogamer55 good point lol

[Rayne0804]

@JewishHistorian well, she DID take over for john....hehe.

[wolvesveil]

@JewishHistorian year old comment...oh well I'm still gonna reply

NERDFIGHTERS NEVER BLINK!!!

[LinderrCurlise]

@JewishHistorian She has eyes and she doesn't know where to put them! ;]

[unitedstatesofeminem]

guys stop talkin bout boobs shes not going to show them u want to know y becuz i she did this video would be kicked off or not shown anyways she wasnt going to anyways

[lcorinth]

I'm a dude, and I'm starting to get boobs. So far I'm only an A cup, but still...

[mysticalclown]

show me your boobs woman !!

[khaled1333]

you Americans talk too much and at the very end you say actually nothing! sorry dear, i didn't mean to be rude.

[polostarrenee]

agreed

[jonovaz]

tits or gtfo

[resstn]

no freaking boobs iwanna see boooooobs :(

[KoRnL0VeR]

i can tell shes a youtuber n00b...

[BIGJ001161991]

lol a button that blows up the moon lol

[Pudersepp]

Oh man, you just have to love all the comments....

[anberquidrew]

shes doing crack

[clintmeadows]

definitely

[bassoonfreak18]

why does it matter how she looks!

it really only matters what she thinks!!!!!!! and she is trying to get the hang of video blogging just give her a chance!!!!!

[shewontdie07]

Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.

We are watching your shit because you said boobs in the title.

We don't want to see yours, I promise.

[xUBERLOSERx]

damn, you're sexy. you have a pretty sensational mouth. reminds me of lemonade in the spring time...with extra ice and a crinkly straw.

[s0urce6]

most girls on youtube arent ugly.

this proves the most part right.

[bigandmeaty69]

hey go back to the circus

[train52000]

I watched this for 3:56 and I didn't SEE in any boobs. Boring. LAME.

[traxxaslover123]

the only reason this vid get so many veiws is cuz it say boobs

[ptracey]

Blink?

[niwkid]

what are you smoking, you are a crazy b1tch....

[chrisp909]

crack kills you know.

[TiaguinhoFox]

agree !

[imxlnt2]

can you help me find my boobz? i cant find my boobz! you saw my boobz? can you show me where boobz is? why is boobz bouncing on a pogo stick?

[imxlnt2]

Goobz

[sportychic9311]

is you do not understand the awesomeness and hilarity of Maureen Johnson then you are LAME.

[treflipsnare31]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[SillyVickie]

Because that is a terribly horrible insult. Way to go. (ps "WOW Sarcasm, Thats Original!")

[TheNikki66]

u creepy

[heatherandpeepers]

what the hell is wrong with you? ugly, annoying, GRRRR...

[lyder04]

U are very ugly!

[e13373]

Argh you are annoying!

[dacke96]

watch?v=-Dbzu-1mD88 -->> the best video ever, u must see it!!

[jpceragon]

first of all i kinda had trouble keeping up with what she was saying but what i understood was hilarious

[x3brokenwinterx3]

i just want to say that im reading a book In Cold Blood and the character Nancy Clutter who you know... gets shot gunned in the head.....has a cat that gets ummmm poisoned.... and the cat is named BOOBS! and the first thing i thought of was this video

[bananagunner]

I like this girl... this was pretty funny stuff...

[andienergizer]

Omg!what is this? fucking retard bitch

[Kumovi86Vrbas]

stupid clip ever!!!! fucking bitch!!!

[closetmonsterjesse]

stupid cunt

[MultiFrankk]

you are crazy (drunk) (rofl)

[hottapper]

Shut the fuck up.talk normal.

[emil7trance]

I rated this 5 stars but it surely was a mistake :(

[neogohan2002]

i didn't realize nerdfighteria was so heavily populated by flamers, stop raging, beloved john will return eventually. Not everyone can always be amazingly entertaining. Good on Maureen for taking the responsibility to try. for us. DFTBA.

[OnceSavedTheWorld]

DIE BURNING

[Thenewjames]

squARE BOOBS

[MrBiskri]

hey guys dont insult her she did her best , show some respect to retarded persons!!!!

:P

[rossneta]

fuck you hoe

[mwp0483]

Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs. Utter.

[mwp0483]

okay, i only notice this video because of the title but you really need to stay on topic, it became tragic, boring, and *needless to say* annoyingly stupid. Yes, the ipad can be destructive but why ad a distraction? all i paid attention to was the dog named boobs.

[playinenglish]

you must be fucking retarded to click this knowing full well it was some girl talking. Your mom must have stuck her hand in her vagina and mangled you when you were inside her

[goazija]

ahha

[Psychicslight]

BREATHE WHEN YOU FUCKING TALK BITCH!

[christiano455]

the only reason you have this manny views is because of the tittle of the video ..... stupid

[Rbm1603]

@christiano455 you are an idiot

[appandmark]

Learn if the Apple iPad is good or evil!  LOL.

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[egrojsnitram7]

you suck!

[UsagiOhkami]

This video is featured! WOOT!

[001FredRox100]

Are you lesbian?

[Samanthaodell1234]

annoying much?

[DailyIPA]

The iPad SUCKS

[MrBiskri]

she is reading not talking , faster than speedy gonzalez :D

[MrBiskri]

MILF!!!

[zonebellond123]

do YOU have boobs?

[WGS669]

Boobs is Sboob backwards.

[anaaliful]

oh yeah! i havem't realise that!

[bluevidcam]

You have an impressive collection of books behind you and yet you're very random. do you have ADHD?

[grimriper309]

gay

[LtooThaJ]

I got 10 seconds in to this before I was annoyed.

[blaqrayvn]

Dont pay too much attention to the other comments, the people leaving childish comments have no life whatsoever. The eyes are awesome of course, you're quite interesting :]

[MZRCful]

weird...

[WARFOX101]

Well she has pretty eyes, who would want to blink if they had eyes like that. I'm going to subscribe just because she has such pretty eyes.

[fico23f]

Three Words:

She is Retarded

[Shadownian]

Ok...take a breath...slow down...get off the crack....and dont do any more videos...lol

[Seschlama]

she's creepy xD

[123456789swa]

go drown yourself

[Colyers]

WHAT THE FUCK WASTE

[relaxingname]

She blinked at 0.38-0.40

[cloudo0901]

she blinked at 0:42

[maryrocks2008]

she didn't even blink and she talks really fast and im losing my train of thought i don't know why i click on this video

[MrAwesomnes]

looks like someone drank too much redbull there

[MrEnvec]

she is cute though not blinking is a bit creepy but i bet after a night of fun she would blink ^_^

[techsniper777]

holy crap SHE DOSENT BLINK!

[xxxDStudentxxx]

WTF WAT A WASTE OF TIME ... JUST A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH This is some stupid shit right here get a life dumb bitch

[titanathl33t]

i almost threw up

[JasonQ87]

Jesus Christ, get to the fucking point.

[KurryRice]

HOLY CRAP! BLINK WOMAN!

[EmTheBrave]

TAKE A BREATH!

[dcforemanuk]

Wow. This womans insane. I might just be in love.

[thecapone45]

DUDE!!! ,,,, vid is so annoying!

[Zerg82]

you ramble

[Benny98766]

GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!

[TheLilwezzyfan]

@Benny98766 two camels in a tiny car mutha fucka!!!!!!!

[Benny98766]

@TheLilwezzyfan Ummm... yeah... No comebacks :P You win =3

[stevoisiak]

Lol. I wonder how many people got that reference.

[scarabkid22]

no they dont

[Jerrythemohawkguy]

raywilliamjohnson

[Dragoon790]

LOL. Good vid. Good dog name too.

[AliciaMadura]

I like when I wake up next to Boobs, I love petting Boobs, Boobs did the strangest thing to me last night...

[thecapone45]

LMAO!

[darcybear888]

Did you know that if they put you in the New York Times, they print your obituary? I find that inane fact very interesting.

[Takid55555]

My fan has an explode the moon button, it is the last setting, for super circulation.

[ROBwithaB]

Yes, libraries are good.

But it's generally more convenient to STEAL books.

[ROBwithaB]

P.S. You have recently been cast as the new lead in my Librarian fantasy. It was the slight squint and the pale skin that secured you the role.

Oh, and that nerdy enthusiasm, of course. Very sexy.

Just thought you'd like to know that.

[RichCasillasTV]

i hulksmash this!!!!!