Joe Dirt Fireworks Stand Scene.

[caddad69]

Joe dirt is a LEGEND!!!....

[YOMUDAWUZHERE]

I thought I'd hire an Indian tracker, u know like in the movies. so I went to an Indian reservation. *camera pans around Indian reservation* I'm an "Indian" and I thought this was hilarious!

[Jfrute]

The best fucking part is that these are all real fireworks. They did their research.

[Botulizard]

hüsker düs, hüsker don'ts...

[zenmoon3]

With or without the scooter stick!

[Skinnerc1129]

@zenmoon3 that is the question

[Speedogg138]

Her in NY they do it the simple way. NO FIREWORKS. I mean NO as in NO snakes OR sparklers either. Shithole.

[Jefgg]

@Speedogg138 Yes, fireworks are illegal in New York. But if you go to Chinatown, especially in late June before the 4th Of July, it is very easy to find and purchase illegal fireworks. Fireworks are also illegal in Delaware, Massachusetts and my home state of New Jersey. I bought an arsenal of fireworks when I was visiting Missouri. I am going to have to check out Native American fireworks stores.

[jish1231]

hahaha wiskerbonkers!!! XXD

[caodepzai1]

HAHA

[jewelfewel]

reservations always have the best fireworks. "legal" fireworks suck

[Chris0Hood]

well its not what uuu like its the consuumer...lmfao

[jesseortiz666x]

14 people got their fingers blown off by hoosker do's

[IBakedYouSomeCookies]

ahhahaha PERFECT for 4th of july!!!!!! haha CRAP FLAPPERS! <3

[raygv12]

Thumbs up if you're gonna light some Hoosker Dont's for 4th of July!

[ventursofatnrocko]

Are these real names of fireworks because I want them all especially crap flapper and wistling kitty chacer

[Dumbodog4]

Why is a midget lip syncing Katy Perry related to Joe Dirt?

[chewinconfederate]

thumbs up if you did this to a guy at a firework stand

[brifitz1980]

Man, you've got to sell the good stuff; it's about what the customer wants.

[420BUDy]

Husker DONTS lol!

[MellowYellowICE]

Joe Dirt seems like someone Ke$ha would date

[09341212]

Adam Beach WOO Im Proud to be native lol

[maizecraze100]

i literally lold at whistleing bungholes

[TheSlimeMachine]

Lolz

[TheSlimeMachine]

Whisker biscuit

[CapitalgCapitals]

Nipsy Daisers....!! LMAO...!!

[themcstaple]

I like balls Adam Shiffert

[mesa401]

Who would buy a nipsy daiser without a scooter stick?

[diwighthoward12]

husker doo husker dony

[Theburn77]

well theres your problem! it's not about you, its the consumer!

[ginger89kid]

The 13 people that disliked this video don't have any black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis. No lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers. And they most certainly must not have any whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker do's, hoosker dont's, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers( with or without the scooter stick)...and i'm guessing..not even one single whistling kitty chaser.

[TheKosuko213]

@ginger89kid make 15

[mofugginboss]

With or without the skooter stick.... made me die laughing

[ElvisChick95]

CTFxC FTW!

[Conner357]

I'm dressing up as Joe Dirt for Halloween tonight and I'm practicing memorizing this scene right now hahaha

[CrimeFightinViolence]

@Conner357 SAME!!!!!!

[TheNeonFlare]

Whistling Bungholes LOL :]

[Tolly1616]

Haha! Whisker biscuits

[Vykkdraygo713]

one of the better quotable movies of our time :D

[dudelidude]

Got old after about 10 seconds.

[2a2o1w0n1k9a9z3]

funnyyy

[supershananay1]

joe dirt!

[8320884]

I HAVE A WHISTLIN BUNGHOLE EVERYDAY.

[FicoBezKocnicaBL]

HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT!! EVERBODY KNOW THAT GODDAM BO!

[8320884]

@FicoBezKocnicaBL u like to see homeless people naked?

[fishermangonewild]

@FicoBezKocnicaBL what? you like seein homos naked?

[bloogunproductions]

WHISTLING BUNGHOLES. LMAO. Its funny because Annie Lennox sings that in "No More I Love Yous" listen to the song.

[MultiTwilightlover10]

Hes kinda hot :P

[123davidc69]

The movie is called Joe dirt????

[fishermangonewild]

@123davidc69 yes........yes it is

[redline1320]

but its not what you like.....its the consumer

[123davidc69]

What movie was that?

[ClockMasterK]

@123davidc69 are you serious its in the title

[CABD5678]

.. with or without the scooter stick. haha I love Joe dirt. (((((:

[flaminguitar97]

he forgot bottle rockets

[NightRanger77]

HUSKER DU'S!!

[bradishott]

cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like lmfao

[SAILINJUNKIE]

DAMN MAN!!!!!! I STILL LAUGH SO HARD I FART!!! THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

[Mrkipster89]

Joe Dirt Rules : )

[jp5555555]

Getting ready for the 4th.

[jasgrip]

lol

[Aleins1exist]

whisker biscuit means a ladies unshaven vagina

[KeyserSose5150]

@Aleins1exist lmao

[alvon911]

One of my favourite scenes

[ZbadOne4Ever]

Lmao. I don't know how he keeps a straight face when naming those..

[dylon1000]

cuz snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like

[shmcgr71]

U are gonna stand there...owning a fireworks stand....

NO! Because Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Well there's your problem!

Its not what u want....It's the consumer!!

[cakeeater93]

this queer? is this queer? are these queer? These are large and charge and lookin for chickies!

[sIxDrDoom]

@feathers: You like to see homos naked?

[dtfeathers50]

Home Is where you make it

[alboneMS3]

classic!

[777jackpot1]

red hot chili peppers wrote a song about this movie. It's called i like dirt lol.

[madisonilysm]

adam beach is my cousin in real liife

[mvbeckril]

Screamin' Meemies..

[KayteeBlue]

Best scene EVER.

[PupuTheClown]

TeXas Whistlers !

[PupuTheClown]

He forgot the WhizzBangs !

[toby1canobie]

hahaha that so funny with or without the scooter stick

[doodahman1970]

With or without the scotter sticks. lol

[jgoff9]

your gonna stand there, owning a firework stand and tell me you dont have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

[HerecomestheCalavera]

Actually its Hüsker Düs, lol

[mvbeckril]

Damn... ya nailed it... haha except for "you're"

[fakespotter]

@jgoff9, thanks for repeating that. i'm sure you've made alot of deaf people happy

[azdrifter520]

Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

[TheGreatJeschke]

whistling bungholes honkie lighters crap flappers

[barsandstars01]

well that might be your problem

[blubabe4102]

if i could walk on water <3

[zackmcgathey]

whistling bungholes i lost it there

[0Catfight0]

One little kitty chaser? i need a shitload of those if theyre what i think they are lol

[nickmordo]

Joe Dirte....I add an "e" to the end cause it sounds cool

[Pharaun317]

No Husker does or Husker dont's?

[Mezura00]

lol whistling kitty chasers. this is a hilarious scene.

[shadow3lement]

Cause snakes and sparklers are the only kinds i like :0

[jasaguayo]

crap flappers

[jmk1a1]

Life's a garden...Dig it!

[NinjaWasp]

crap flappers spleen splitters lolz  honkielights

[BLUEMIMeCO]

Honkylighters

[MrCorbinDallas]

You can't have no in your heart...

[xwDup]

haha whistling bungholes

[BLUEMIMeCO]

LOL crap flappers

[xDJuuMaChiinex]

I thing he won the mr. Canada prize in 2004 lol

[LoveForWrestling3]

sparklights sucks

[egregiel87]

whistling bunghole's....I LOL'd

[sgshitfl12]

funny you can tell he probably was making this up as he goes along

[zackwhupass]

Hell yah because I have never heard of half of these, prlly half the crew was trying to stop from rofling.

[OCCNYAC22]

If he did that's one hell of an improv!

[TheRealJoeDirt]

rokkin

[TheSweetheart247]

OMG I LOVE THIS PART

[jr5565]

fuking funny aSS SHYT HE LOOKS LIKE MY FREIND TL

[Mrcupcakeandmsmilk]

haha

[CaveCrawler9]

favorite*, great scene

[TMJECCO]

are you kidding? sparkles rule. get like 50 packs. tape them all together using electrical tape and be sure to cover every inch nice and thick, with 1 wick at the top. it'll make a bigger explosion than you think.

[axel553]

hooskerdoos hooskerdonts :)

[stalform]

lol i memorized this sceene funny to bring up at a fireworks stand.

[suhleanuh14]

sparklers are kool u people that dont like em' are losers.

[Grammaton485]

Me and my friend make it a point to bring up the snakes and sparklers line every 4th of July.

[Softiz9999]

omg i love this movie, his also funny in "just shoot me" :P

[rockerchick2100]

snakes and sparklers are 4 littel kids only my 6 year old cusin likes those

[boboyt5]

lol no sense of humor

[zackorie1]

crapflappers ... ?

Don't think I want any of those this year.

[recyclehumanparts]

with or without the scooter stand

[halomand11]

scooter stick

[Gggmanlives]

love this movie so funny.

whistling bunghole lol is that a real firecracker?

[aliceofVoodoo21]

I think so yeah. :p

[goodinbed64]

I love when Joe says "Dang"!! "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang"

and when he shows off his muscles!!!

[zekesmith]

Well it aint about what you like, it's about the consumer.

[icravefireworks1]

i ♥ the wistleing bungholes!!! lol

[guywidasickle]

Then spell it right, moron.

[ThatDudeOnYT]

spleen-splitters!

[GomerDose]

This is disrepectful to Native AMericans! Scalp him!

[kawasaki30and1]

you aint got no lady fangers?

[hopplacowboy]

so you gonna stand there owning a firework stand.

[dragndestroy]

nipserdasers(with or withought the scooter stick) haha

[sharepositive]

hooskerdo's, hooskerdon'ts....

[jaqweepha]

This guy was HUGE in the 80's !!!! His name was Limahl

[igotapk]

gut busters and crapper flappers...whistling bonghols are the best names!

[mst3k54]

C'mon, what about church-burners?

[wesellcoffee]

my fav was wistiling kitty chaser!

[spamanator666]

Perfect scene to get a feel for the movie! Good work!

[123skatenikka789]

he pulled all thos name out of his ass

[grizzlyeagles4]

wtf he say HONKEY LIGHTERS not CHASERS

[xxMarissa13xx]

Whisker bicuits.

LMFAO.

[foreverstuddin]

he is supppppeeeerrr hahhhahhah lololololololololololol funny

[trinkking2]

omg i love this movie and step brother!

[stevencheatcodes]

Husker donts XD

[rachealsndvl777]

zippity dooo dots

zippitty do dont's

[default99telecom]

They were not called honkey chasers back then.

[GomerDose]

HONKEY CHASERS!!! LOL! I'd buy a case of those just to chase my own Honkey ass!!

classic... "sniff"

[grizzlyeagles4]

he say honky lighters na chasers bra c mon

[default99telecom]

Obama chasers.....

[freshkidV]

With or without the scooter stick.....

[vdc27tle]

i love this movie and joe dirt.<33

[PIlotrcm]

I thought Joe Dirt was just a biography of your typical evangelical conservative Republican voting American.

[alvon911]

No...not even close

[DDDowney]

Yeah, no.

[Lilweezyjnr]

Its funny when he gets knocked out and he is dreaming then he wakes up and sez "I got an idea". LOL!!!!

[slyhunter2000]

Joe Dirt and Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr...Together in a Joe Dirt sequel..Get to work Adam and David..

[0010Shadow]

alguien podria subir esta pelicula en audio latino (mex) que la verdad esta para recordar

[Boosed117]

DANG! alot works that Kikken wing dosent have.

[banjokazzoiegl013]

lmao , the atom bomb , funniest scene

[guest58]

I met Kicking Wing

[NBCChrisHansen]

how exactly does a positrack rear-end on a plymouth work? IT JUST DOES!

[alvon911]

Crap-Flappers,... Nipsy-Daysers--with or without the Scooter Stick--or ONE single Whistling Kitty Chaser?

[LucasInCPT]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm in tears as we speak!

[angelcorpse1990]

Sounds like a cannibal menu...

[smileyrev]

That's got to be one of the funniest monologues in cinematic history!

[ledoutnow2121]

yo mama

[Love9Killed4Kurt]

oo:29

[Love9Killed4Kurt]

00:29

[co12rn]

Your going to stand there owning a firework stand and you don't have any!

[ultimatodetinapay]

lol

[itstricky247]

hoosker doooos hoosker donttts

[curt2015]

there gonna make a part 2 with david spade still as joe dirt

[naetchboy]

if it wasn't him then the movie would fuckin suck

[SaltyProduction]

word..

[mrputo27]

just like the new Ace ventura but without jim carrey except that the character who plays him is a little fucking fatass 12 yr old!!

watch?v=5Iv1xs0hl4w

[bush555]

with or without the scooter stick