Episode 11: How To Waste Time

[feebleterrance]

@SVGACProductions You are a terrible human being.

[avielMenter]

Holy craap SVGACProductions, if you're going to be unfunny by quoting the video, you could do it correctly!

[TakoKingEatsTakoyaki]

Weeee, fuuuuun! Thanks for procrastinating with me man.

[TheSnowyice]

God what a waste of time... :P

[SnowSketchPro]

you actually just wasted 4 minutes and 59 seconds of my time.. so i decided to waste the last second writing this comment.

[dkozzas]

these faggot is so gay wit his stupid acronyms and all this boring ass gay shit

[IamAlastair]

@dkozzas lol good one bud

[PeePReeL]

...Jenga.

[Ploiken]

whats the game at 3:28?

[TheRyukenhadoken]

@Ploiken Crysis

[eeeevaaannn]

press 2 then 7

[wassuppeeps]

You remind me of an American Jimmy Carr.

[NateSean]

Jenga guy...it's called wood glue.



[TheRoboticFerret]

"I could... but... fuck that..."

That absolutely made my day.

[inglebert123]

@slayerman95 half of that last ditch attempt to try and come out of this with any dignity didn't make any sense.

how does "hes right he did waste 5 minutes of my time" relate to anything i previously said? and why are you talking about family guy?

also why are you saying "this guy" as if someone else is actually reading your pathetic argument. talk to me or don't talk to anyone.

you lost ages ago. stop trying. you attempted to be a dick over the internet and lost. just stop.

[inglebert123]

@slayerman95 so let me understand, you reply to a comment that is a year old, with no other reason that to attempt to make fun at my name.

from the 95 I assume you are 16 which makes you a little kid. so ill let you off just this once (aren't I nice)

its also ironic seeing as the original slayerman was taken so you also added stuff to it. i also assume slayerman was probably your gay ass runescape name or something.

i aint even slightly mad.

[inglebert123]

@slayerman95 your point being?

[ADeadHeaDz]

The Agents of Cracked glasses make an appearance!

[Trilby425]

You make a lot of subtle anime references in these videos. It's like you're aware that 90% of your fanbase is composed of nerds and losers, myself included.

[LEG0B0Y]

Funny. since this video was made, there's been a movie that's twice as long as Matrjoschka. It's called Cinematon, and it's almost a week long.

[jazwidz19]

Actually, that was only 4:59 minutes of my time..

[youshouldknowmee]

ur boring

[xoxogossipgirl60422]

lol no face+entrails=worst class field trip ever. :D

[BlamRawr]

2:12 The Cure for Insomnia, 5220min (87 hr). Movie WIN

[RnDnproductions]

this is my favorit episode... why you ask... becuse wasting time is what i do best. just check out my channel and see.

[sebinfearandfaith]

i could, but... fuck that.

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

This show is the greatest time vampire ever

[BoomBrush]

GREAT... YOU WASTED 5 MINS OF MY LIF- WAIT... THANKS!

[screamcoreful]

not going to do it could but fuck that

[tdeck1991]

Blu Blu does some sweet shit.

[cervantespr]

No HAY DIOS MIO!!!!!!!!!! Hot Hot Heat! Running out of time!

[cervantespr]

The Elevators?

[Sladeling]

Jenga...

[13linkinparkluver13]

Lmao ths guy... Also, whats the song at the end? XD With Nick Cage all running around...

[derevolutionary]

@13linkinparkluver13 hot hot heat- running out of time

[master35680]

somnambulists wainscott antidisestablishmentarianism irrespective of malopropisms

[rcrazy111]

i could but...fuck that hahah

[SuckItLily]

3:03 - 3:14 best analogy ever

[tdobbin]

Mind altering drugs?! YES PLEASE :D

[dylanhendrickson]

too bad the jenga block fail is faked. Just would give me another reason to want to punch reporters in the face...

[grandmastercleaver]

You're not waisting your time Swaim...you're waisting ours...in the best ways possible.

[almeidaofthejoel]

what game was that with the knocking down of the building?

[Demonstray]

@almeidaofthejoel Crysis.

[Undertaker2Xtreme]

@almeidaofthejoel Crysis.

[stickywister]

michael didnt you see my message on your wall?

i drew it in blood on your wall just like you said

why:(

[tadshackles]

Wicker man was the worst movie EVER!

[stewiesbabe]

anything in slow motion always cracks me up

[OfferingEngine]

Whos the song by at the end

[MonstersInside]

@OfferingEngine It's by Hot Hot Heat.

[EDJ979]

lol you funay niga

[SunthunderBolt1]

Not the beeeeesssssssss!!!!!!!!

[gunscark]

what is that game?

[Thatwierdo13]

You mean episode 0011000100110001 fellow android?

[Ragnarok6688]

Nogunna do it.

COULD, but...

fuck that

[PiratePunch47]

"Jenja."

[colafroggy]

OH MY GOD! That asshole reporter knocked down the awesome jenga tower!!

[im160bpmplus]

makes me laught till i cry.. so awesome

[PiratePontiusPilate]

Welcome to episode 01011of Cracked TV, where Somnambulists Wainscot Antidisestablishmentarianism Irrespective of Malapropisms.

[Danyistheman]

I like how he actually does say "11" in binary.

<3

[vagyrgr]

well actually the crysis one is realy easy...

staking this number of barrels should take 5 mins top...

[ngobleus]

Actually the kid at the end in slow mo was pretty funny.

[Danyistheman]

He could have at least actually said "11" in binary.

[LittlePigglette]

I thought I was going to die laughing when he said "Jenga".

[matta173]

@LittlePigglette Me too! hahaha

[Chemik1ll]

ouch the goatse :D

[Exarian]

... swaim a miyazaki fan? nah, probably just a reference slipped in without him knowing what it meant.

[TheRandyChimp]

FFS MrBenjaballs! Stop Spamming these videos, asshat!

[nevasmile1]

what was that video game with the tower and the explosions whats the name of it?

[Catetas]

Crysis

[patge5150]

Awesome

[motboy8]

Your subscription to 'ThoseArentMuskets' has been added.

[foodleman06]

omg the jenga line . best ever

[tastyscavenger]

give or take? pffftt 1 second is a little too long to say give or take.

[mcdonaldguy19]

not gonna do it....could but.....fuck it

[Rockyface]

jenga.

[HoganQuake]

@Rockyface AHAHAHAHA i busted out laughing at that part

[onceIpoopedmyself]

lol worlds saddest man

[majyskthehedgehog]

its a number. drop it.

[soulhunter4444]

Apparently that explosion in Crysis Physics is so processor demanding that if you stare at it while the explosion goes on, your computer will crash.

Hence why he turned away.

[HoganQuake]

@soulhunter4444 that is true

[Mixamaximus]

FAIL. 01011 in binary code is the number 11. You clearly didn't decode it well enough. Hell, you're on the internet and you couldn't decode it properly. Poor showing on your part...

[dasstu]

Actually 0011000100110001 is binary for the text representation of 11. When counting in binary, 11 is 01011. So technically you're both right, only the guy in the video didn't use the first translator he found on Google and proclaim it to be correct.

[RJLRaymond]

JESUS your such a little fucking whiny bitch just shut the fuck up

no one cares what number it really is

[Mixamaximus]

XD you all make me laugh so hard. "11" isn't text, it's a number. He translated it wrong. In binary, 11 is 00001011. Also, I find it funny that he called Swaim a faggot because he thought Swaim was wrong, but in fact he was wrong. So he's a faggot?

Also, Raymond, your video on your page is retarded. Just FYI.

[nomyek200]

You do realize you guys are arguing about binary code on fucking youtube right?

[ratchet1215]

@nomyek200 Epic binary YouTube fail.

[JAGMASK08]

jenga...

[TheHoobler]

Speaking of this video, I've been trying to write a seminar due tomorrow since about 2pm, and it's 3am now, and I've done nothing.

[Aabicus]

It's tomorrow! Were you able to finish it?

[TheHoobler]

@Aabicus I was up till 7, and it's some of the worst writing I've ever done. FUCK YEAH.

[jambostringo]

story of my life, dude

[makkasjakkas45]

@TheHoobler so how did that turn out? did you get it done?

[FalzarGregar]

LOL

i actually saw some of these videos on youtube.

aka the larges explosion in Crysis, and the 9000 barrels falling, and stuff :\

[republicausp]

Yeah, I was looking for the Crysis video that Swaim mentions, but I hadn't found it.

It's called "Crysis Physics - 3'000 barrel explosion".

[inglebert123]

this show never ceases to make my day

[TalesAreTold]

Omg, goatse.

[ahsina87]

whhhaaaaiiiii iiiiiisssss diiiiiiiiiissss haaaaaaaaappppppeeeeennniin tooooo meeee

LMFAO

[DopeyD4vid]

thanks :]

[imTKA]

........jenga

:D:D killed me!

Awesome

[VFVhho]

what was that game?

[jacktchance]

Pop N Music

[VFVhho]

thx

[Zafoshin]

01011 actually is 11! Only the 1st 0 is unnececery, but it sounds cooler that way I guess...

[yaladay]

Was that goatse on the wall?

[soccerlover1598]

K-shit. ROFL

[rpssmusic]

DAVID AFTER DENTIST LOLOL.

[kingofevilpotato]

Jenga!

[Nitrousx]

steven kiem is a faggot ass nub bitch lol jaykay he cool let s smoke now

[scriptboi]

O.O

4:22

[CrimsonToast]

Haaahaa

Wicker man at the end.

[Elk43]

What are you talking about? This guy makes them himself..

[medicalgarbage]

Ohhh. I get it.

[qaizali]

why is this happening to me!

[Galligator123]

Not knowing the song name at the very end is going to bug me. Not even enough of a unique lyric to effectively google. Can anyone aid me?

[urhere44]

Running out of time by hot hot heat.

[ItsRainingDonkeys]

yep the title tells all.

[MaimeTaffy]

I love these videos, seriously I can't wait for the next one!

[Ozker1313]

...Jenga.

[bartman1337]

rofl@ goatsee

[Rochard021]

I just wasted time watching a video about wasting time, and in the video they referenced the viewer wasting time.

I have come out the other side of self-referential comedy

[bfishel123]

ive seen almost all of those clips

[Mlc0092412]

What game was that anyone?

[zingtea]

Crysis.

[thingymuwatsit]

in this series they just copy some of their old videos

[HockeyDiane]

omg lol the kid at the end... I saw that video. it was actually funny.

as was this video. 5 minutes not wasted? hellzyeah.

[warscarr]

whats the film at the end?

[seanhy123]

the wickerman

[TheWoodcreekFaction]

not sure. not sure. beer may be needed.

[neina5]

Well, 5 minutes less, just 101110101000101001110101 to go. :D Gee, thanks!

[KageJ]

Omg, it's Toby's video! With the kid in slow mo at the end...Tobuscus rawks x3

[ark999999]

lol idk if im the only one that realized but he said the right binary in the begnining for 11...

[walikai]

I noticed :P

[jadecatazn]

to the boy that says "what is happening to me?" ... the answer PUBERTY!

[guit4r2009]

lol thats awesome :D

[ineedalifeLTD]

love ur vids  there always really funny and i love clippy

[Lynk3]

1:50 I came

[Tyler7tjt]

you wasted 5 mins of my time with the vid? the vid isnt even 5 mins long, but on the other hand I am posting this coment so.. Touché

[FinalMoFo]

wtf, what game is that at 3:23? That game looks awesome!

[minipaganini]

Crysis, doh.

[holybobstaff123]

Crysis

[cattxsayxwhat]

Agreed. Goddamn. xD

[Iago09]

..."Jenga"

[MarvelroxDCsux]

what the hell does SWAIN Mean!?!

[vinkonen]

its his last name

[my9thtime]

And its actually SWAIM not SWAIN.

Just saying.

[d4yogurt]

it's swaim and it's his surname. the guy who does this is actually called michael swaim

[PirateVampireNinja]

I know what to say...Jenga.

[milovarquiel]

Quoting the great philosopher Hans Moleman:

"You took four minutes of my life and i want them back.................ooohhh I'll only waste them anyway"

[HouseholdHacker]

Goatse always wins. There really is no point in trying to defeat it.

[stevehjoseph]

lolomg "Jenga"

[kellan6]

"not ganna do it..could..but fuck that."

[HydroHelix]

i heard that the jenga tower was fake, im not sure though

[Loreki]

One week, just to see how many entries you get you should set up a contest for suggest a theme.

It could be a fun way to see how many people are paying attention, see how many people who watch the show actually like it enough to engage and such..

Or it could also be the topic of a video "idiots who think I actually take suggestions." But now if you did that I'd have to be in it.

And that'd rob me of what little self-esteem I have left.

[maddogz4333]

what game is that?

[Hitari0]

The first is Guitar Hero 2 or 3, second I don't know, third is Crysis.

[flufflesthepancake]

I really want to know what the second one is... :D

[bignastypsi]

The Jenga clip was hilarious!!lol

[TilDuDor]

haha, totoro

and props for correcly pronouncing MEMES

[86kinky86]

now that will cause some accidents

[princesstamika]

JENGA! XD

Maybe it's the sadist in me but I love that clip.

Speaking of Sadism, I totally want to stalk Michael. I mean, we could re-create Venus in Furs. In German.

I wish I could have built that giant rabbit.

[nathands007]

woop woop first to comment! :D