I always thought Porkins was just an extra in the film. However, it turns out that Jek Porkins in accordance with the Star Wars story line was recruited by the Rebels because of his excellent straffing and piloting skills. The Imperials used his home planet as a base which threatened his way of life. Source: Wikipedia
@keonisan In the books they have there force field bubble things that can keep them alive in space for a few hours. That's what all the stuff on the front of their suits does. In post-movie "We have to come up with explanations for all this stuff that Lucas didn't think through" terms.
Oh shit man that was hilarious, I always imagined Porkins balancing shit tons of fastfood on his lap while flying and someone actually made it. this should have like 1mil views by now.
Now thats just wrong!!! :D
ajones35 3 weeks ago
Yo momma CAN hold it!
panzerman22 1 month ago
@panzerman22 shut up.
jabrony50 1 month ago
Fast food and porkins = massive explosion
JiggyJP100 1 month ago
I like this video. You make funny joke LOL
Trashcansam123 1 month ago
BOOM FARTSHOOT!
incognitosc 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
ahhhhhhh knew i shouldve ordered friiiiiies!
20musicfreak20 2 months ago
Wait, he was holding two different things in both hands...how the heck was he flying the X-wing?
ftlgo238 2 months ago
Porkins: "Stop calling me Porkins, my name is Horkins!"
Luke: "Ok, PORKINS. HAHAHAHA"
Porkins: "OOOHH, you guys are dicks!"
jfizzmonkeybutt 2 months ago 3
Now that's comedy.
AdmiralRoger 2 months ago
LMAO i thought this was the real thing then i saw the drink and burger and i laughed so hard i cried. this is pure genius
PretaxAnemone48 2 months ago 5
I always thought Porkins was just an extra in the film. However, it turns out that Jek Porkins in accordance with the Star Wars story line was recruited by the Rebels because of his excellent straffing and piloting skills. The Imperials used his home planet as a base which threatened his way of life. Source: Wikipedia
gmccord1970 2 months ago
LOL On a sadder note...The actor who played Porkins died in real life, he was from Texas from what I remember. May he RIP.
ThePacmanClassic 2 months ago
Alas poor porkins destroyed by his own toxic fumes. I can't say I pitty you fatass, and the more I watch this the harder I laugh.
But then again, If you weren't eating McDonalds; Alas, I might care about your survival.
But I don't.
Trinexx360 2 months ago
hit 8 for hilarious!!!!
Rigitystig 2 months ago
Realistically, it's impossible for big explosions to ignite like that in space. Porkins, however, found a way to MAKE it possible. *lol*
Bobzeaux 2 months ago
the X-wing fighters should have been equipped with food trays and Big Gulp drink holders.
frankconjr 2 months ago
i just cant stop watching this xD
freedomphamtom1 3 months ago
I don't understand how he could eject, he's not wearing a fully sealed suit.
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Sykora171 3 months ago
I think Biggs meant to get the f*** out of there, as in back out
Sykora171 3 months ago
@keonisan In the books they have there force field bubble things that can keep them alive in space for a few hours. That's what all the stuff on the front of their suits does. In post-movie "We have to come up with explanations for all this stuff that Lucas didn't think through" terms.
Ranger33x 1 month ago
okay,this version is more realistic xD
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mikavasco 3 months ago
And that's how Porkins became Jabba the Hutt.
chiefsean16 3 months ago
Put down the fast Food Porkins, let go.
jayce79 3 months ago 2
Lol, I didnt realiz his name was Porkins
SonichuFan4Ever 3 months ago
FARTS IS WHY! Ha Ha! Make a video about the Rebel that was last and DIED!
megasith1234 3 months ago
(repeatedly presses 8)
I just found my new ringtone.
Daracus 4 months ago
He couldn't have eaten beforehand?
Well I guess if you know you aren't going to make it, go out in style!
aRomanSoldier 4 months ago
Please don't give George Lucas any ideas.... he'll add this in for the next Blu-ray release.
Fospherous 4 months ago
@Fospherous "Yeah. We actually cut this scene from the movie."
StrangerYouKnow 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Oh shit man that was hilarious, I always imagined Porkins balancing shit tons of fastfood on his lap while flying and someone actually made it. this should have like 1mil views by now.
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TheAdmirableAdmiral 4 months ago
Poor guy couldn't help, but squeeze one out and he paid the price :'(
TheInstantClassic1 5 months ago
why the name? PORKINS! is just too funny XD
ryonafan 5 months ago 2
@ryonafan Because he's fat. Get it? PORKins as in pig.
Sivos909 4 months ago
Amazing
MrRussia101 8 months ago 2
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jinglesalltheway1 10 months ago 2
nah that was just silly
BOLSHEVIXTREME 10 months ago
Haha that'll teach ya porkins!
JiggyJP100 1 year ago 2
Who the fuck editted this?
RyanKaufman 1 year ago
omg i couldnt stop ROLFing for 2 mins.
repeat 0:10 over and over again, i bet you can't not laugh(double negitive :O)
Johnnyboy4678 1 year ago 3
omg i couldnt stop ROLFing for 2 mins.
Johnnyboy4678 1 year ago
omg i couldnt stof ROLFing for 2 mins.
Johnnyboy4678 1 year ago
Jek Porkins...why d'you eat fastfood during the battle?
KwonAzzares 1 year ago
That is the best fart joke ever!
lukman11 1 year ago
lol
chiefsean16 1 year ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahha
is so funny lol
LoskoolXD 1 year ago
Wow, im crying, hilarious!!!
chickenwarrior56 1 year ago
3 possible versions why he farted:
(no its not the food.that would be way too simple)
1) i think the death-star-crew missunderstood a sentence in the briefing:"in dangerous situatons hit the gas".
2) X-Wings dont have afterburners? this one did.
3) he thougt a smelly coverversion of "blowing in the wind" would be funny.
Piana1983 1 year ago 2
xDD
DaRthOkin 1 year ago
0:08 lol
FishfilmsInc 2 years ago
that was incredible hahahaha
waterdmelon 2 years ago
nice :D
Einheit2000 2 years ago
Porkins rule!
Demokrator86 2 years ago 2
ROFL
Rayman1701 2 years ago
100000000000000000000000000000000000/5
thats funny
Ford689 2 years ago 26
this is porket
nobleswordsman 2 years ago
lol i can hold it *farts* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starandscour 2 years ago 37