Lemon Whores

[firebubblefly7]

YOU CAN'T HAVE THESE, LEMONWHORE

[DreamloreDegenerate2]

HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!

[QWERTYCommander]

When life gives you lemons, and a whore steals said lemons, slap her and make her give you fellatio.

[Littleoldmeluvsu]

0:46 WEDDING VOWS!



[kaosblarrg]

Ahaha what the fuck!

[ohcalcutta81]

it's hilarious when porn stars refer to themselves as "actors". you're not an actor, and shit like this is proof. fucking hilarious though.

[Vermontfan]

i saw her boobs O_O

[dudeblob123]

@Vermontfan Congrats. Do you want a be-able-to-see-things award?

[violinest1]

I've seen this porno before omfg this makes it so much more funnnier

[Tackington]

Oh god this is awesome :D

[cavecampalliance]

HEY DAH FUCK

[GreenVirus76]

hey what the PHUOC

[Sercan1995]

@GreenVirus76 it's a whore!!!!

[cmiller12wq13]

Damn whores, always stealing my fucking lemons and shit.

[Cheshirelove123]

The actual whole video...confuses me...

[MysticBucket]

i love how one of the top comments reffers to the porn stars as "actors"...

[Apocal7964]

wtf am I watching this is wierd part of youtube again. He is so trying not to laugh this is why only amature porn is ok this is stupid.

[hellowhitepeople]

@Apocal7964 stay basic

[Kawiia17]

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

[nsofast]

And this... was the best acting and best writing in a porno ever.

Why cant they send these people to fucking acting school?

[hellowhitepeople]

@nsofast Yes, fucking-acting school would really help them think on their feet, but I don't know, James Deen will probably set the curve for the fucking portion.

[aznpwnerp]

I wish Tommy Wiseau would write a porn dialog.

[OxfordComma1019]

When is Congress going to do something about these lemon-stealing whores?!

[DaveScott69]

Give them each an academy award, such awesome acting. I was completely lost in the scene.

[jbirdrules]

"hey what the fuck!" hahahah

[roblrocks]

that guy gets so angry haha

[edg3516]

God damned lemon whores, stealing our lemons.

[NapanTR]

lmao that dialogue is pretty cool

"how long havent we looked on our lemon trees" :P

[IrishRover716]

I love this shit

[Canaveral305]

This is why porn with plot is the best kind of porn around.

[Bluesummers89]

When life gives you lemons, have an orgy.

[cuddlehead1]

wat

[sacremende]

It was actually 48 seconds.

[SpeedyLizzard14]

erarg

[DoctorMonch]

I love how not even the actors can do this without laughing.

[babboonkill]

I DO AGREE

[TwoCamelsInATinyCar0]

ahahahhahah boobies :3

[jhondemetz]

what. the. fuck

[ArchetypeZ28]

He beats her stupid with his personal protection stick then sprays her face with white, sticky, anti-lemon stealing gel.

[WandererofForests]

wat?????

[XxXxLolitaCrazeXxXx]

That girl has such a DERP face.

[About4Ducks]

wut

[TheChickenDeity]

What the fuck am I watching

[bandwithexceeded]

Damn.

I wanted to see the rest.

[lurviQ]

i am 12 and what is this

[MrM0nkeyman]

Damn! What a beginning! I wonder what happens next....

[JonWashburn]

WTF is this?

[btuard]

bad acting is only good for porn.

[MUFFIN0FD00M]

James Franco

[theblocksays]

@MUFFIN0FD00M ROFL, I thought the same thing too, that guy is doing everything these days LOL!

[seanThree16]

Lemon insurance!

[TheHaredogg]

I'd pop her lemon

[laurenallan100]

I wish i was the lemon whore in this video.. i'd LOVE to suck on his lemon tree ;D

[lurviQ]

Its a whore!

Its a whore stealing our lemons!

[adaraposas]

yes it has been 10 seconds since we've looked at our lemon tree.

[wizardsbane]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Greatest movie intro of the last century.

[TheHuskyMcgee]

Ooooh it's a porno.

[fmjr10]

I don't want your damn lemons

[CJYOUFCKINBUSTER]

this is literally the best porn opening ever.

The second best is the 2 girls going to a party and they need booze to get in, so they get the guy in the next dorm to buy it for them.

It's called Lexi Belle and Brynn Tyler happen upon a big dick...

google that and it's the first link, shit's hilarious.

[SsethTzeentach]

@CJYOUFCKINBUSTER

Thank you so much.

There's a great one too with Alexis Texas being trained by her asian kung-fu master to use her titties as her ultimate weapons.

[ali709aliali]

i can see her niple at 1:40... idk why but that gave me a boner

[zxbryc]

tttttttttttttt

[Mansurus]

This is some bullshit. I bought a lemon tree and have been waiting two weeks now, and haven't found a single lemon whore.

[branfransisco9]

@Mansurus You have to be talking about how much you love the lemon tree for her to show up

[cooldude1886]

@Mansurus endless possibilities

[wsj1887]

YES! Perfect intro to a porno in years.

[charon128]

I'm gonna plant me a lemon tree in my front yard, see if I can get some lemon whores

[MrWednesday3]

I love his sudden personality change when he sees her stealing the lemons...he's like hipster Two-Face.

[PennyDorkis]

 "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ―Cave Johnson

[Danza3443]

I like how he laughs when he hits her ... So professional lol

[TheShineNSB]

what

[poloMpolo]

:D I love an art

[hahaha12345678993]

is that lady gaga

[gangsta1510]

lemon party incomming?

[matiggy89]

OMG DUDE I CAME SO HARD WHEN I WATCHED THIS MOVIE IT'S SO FUCKING HOT I WANT HIS LEMONS, HIS LEMONS AND COCK

[ENM173]

What the fuck am I watching

[MrDeicide1]

FFS Lemon whores >.<

Messed me up!!

[frosty0pants]

Those damn lemon whores!! >: (

[midgo2002]

@zombiesecurity Felicitate?...

[lolwutyoumad]

Wow, not even James Deen could keep a straight face

[oddmanout1792]

we DO have some lemon whores around here.

[coatbridgeguy]

11 lemon whores don't want the truth to get out

[kingj2038]

Arthouse porn?

[IvenGard]

Speaking independently of the set-up for a porno, why would the couple even want those lemons back when they're now most likely riddled with VD?

[meyerson44]

@IvenGard Lemons taste better when they're a little bit naughty.

And able to infect you with an incurable disease.

[kelly2353]

key lemon pie lol

[logick0]

gotta burn those lemons now

[Flash9Flood]

I'm gay and I wanna watch this whole damn movie.Seriously

[thafeet]

first girl we see in this video is dead by the way

[aquietstorm1]

They should have a lemon party!

[spoojboy]

"Those damned lemon-stealing whores!"

[tooplex]

Is this a Portal 2 Porno in the making?

[Zappy414]

Is this a real porno movie or something?

[LordGoatAlmighty]

then these three old men show up..

[kakkumei]

LOL WTF! xD

[DangerDongs]

Punish the whore by putting lemon in her eyes!

[ExLMaGiikz]

1:42 i see tittiessss xD

[redescaflownedragon]

@ExLMaGiikz really?



[ddhboy2]

When life gives you lemons, you must protect yourself from lemon whores.

[SoraTheDarkPrince]

ILL BURN THE LEMON WHORES HOUSE DOWN.. WITH THE LEMONS!!!!

[zombiesecurity]

When life gives you lemons, lure lemon whores to your property, ambush them, and have them felicitate you.

[catlegs]

@zombiesecurity thank you for the best malapropism i have ever seen

[imanerd000]

i need the link to the complete video, stat

[wowrulez111]

Darn it Cave Johnson, you and your pornography.

[ydoubother]

Cave Johnson's influence has spread far.

[MrWillLP]

@ydoubother Who is cave Johnson?

[drei14mh3aids]

@MrWillLP he's from the game portal 2

[rezn66]

FUCKING AWESOME

[TITISIMO25]

i wish whores would steal my lemons, then i would teach them a lesson

[PatronSaint210]

Pornography on a slow day...

[AkumosBDF]

movie of the year all years

[JigsWithoutWoodstock]

Nice melons...

I mean lemons!

[AverageAsianMe]

It just stopped...I need to know what I should do with lemon stealing whores.

[chinobling83]

im in love with the lemon whore

[Sublim3]

the intro is funny, but if you watch the whole thing its actually pretty scary

[Aardbeisje]

what is this i don't even

[fhistleb]

Well, This was unexpected.

[zakwashere]

I liked the part where they talked about lemons.

[ciavarella1292]

JUST IMIGEN! WE CUN MAKE LEMUN PIE!

[jaythemadman2]

THOSE DAMN LEMON STEALING WHORES!

[xxpoetrlamb]

the first chick has a horse head lol and their gonna pop her lemon cherry lol

[mmawrestlereg]

so fucking hawt

[crazyp2jimmy]

@KristianJorsalfare It's on Pornhub. Just search "Lemon Whore."

[flipperwhipper]

wow...

[BlkThundre]

I love this porn :)

[CJK943]

James Dean is the man

[icannotfly]

WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS?!

[TranslucentPlenum]

@icannotfly I did.

[icannotfly]

@TranslucentPlenum he's a witch, burn him!

[TranslucentPlenum]

@icannotfly I disliked it again. Why on earth do you like it.

[icannotfly]

@TranslucentPlenum ...to cancel out you? i think?

[HiReddit]

Question: What the hell?

[Jmbgtr]

The girl on the bench is Haley Paige. She died in 2007.

[Veezyjung]

does anyone have a download link?

[boy1219]

Rule 34...you win again.

[thebeautifulman69]

i had problems with some of those lemon whores around my place last summer..give 'em a few inches and they try to take a mile..lol.

[AshKetchum442]

so in the actual porno, the chick who owns the lemon tree masturbates with a lemon. A dirty lemon that was on the ground. A. Why would you let that touch your genitalia? B. Wouldn't that be mildly irritating since the skins of lemons are zesty?

[dudemanguyperson42]

lemon porn... i just have to say, what the FUCK?!

[MBCatamounts]

I actually looked this up after seeing this video lolers

[jukeboi06]

The lemon whore disliked this video

[judirivero]

this is absolutely my favorite porn ever!!

[mrlithium69]

if you were a lemon, i would put you on my shelf and cherish you like i cherish all my lemons... Thats so beautiful.

[kknich]

Endless possibilities.

[irgifted]

I'm glad there's a version of this video on youtube with the hardcore porn parts taken out so I don't feel as creepy watching it, because I can say beyond a reasonable doubt that it is the most hilarious premise for a pornographic film EVER. It's like they didn't even try.

[matiggy89]

omg omg omg omg i wish me and my boyfriend would get a lemon tree like this one

[indieegashh]

"If you where a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons!"

XD

[acsdx]

this is the best porno ever

[fazedsatchel]

I've seen the chick on the bench in another porno before

me rikey!

[chizzam2]

Hey.... What the fuck!!!!!

[shmooky27]

want a lemon up your ass?

[kingcrimson234]

funniest porn of all time. anybody who hasn't seen the whole thing needs to. as a porn, its not really that great but damn is it funny.

[crystalblade20]

"Hey, what the FUCK?"

[trussy06]

@crystalblade20 hahhahaa

[ptythefool]

BEWBS! :D lolol

It is rather surprising that this is still up, but hey thats cool lol

[samchesak]

rofl

[cry12344]

lol

[paintballer1184]

Funniest fuckin porno ever! WHAT THE FUCK lmao

[DeadHand1992]

found the full movie, pretty funny shit

[nick41324]

This is actually a Porno. Search lemon stealing whore on google and it is on pornhub

[TheADHDAvenger]

did i just see nipple on youtube?

[ZOMGitsRex]

"Hey, what the fuck!" LOL

[DeceitfulDestiny]

Throughout the whole thing: ._.

At the end: XD

[goombapolice]

Best video on Youtube.

[RachmaninovDESU]

sauce plox

[hendrixphish420]

haha, classic