Mad Men - Seduction Lines

[ebiljebus]

2:04 - Holy shit, that's Flo!

[MrMaleBee]

That Aussie Voice Got me going :)

[mvdragon91]

"Can I have some of your hair?"

"Wow he's good!"

[ddreamfield]

"can I have some of your hair?" is hands down the best pick up line ever

[Loudeboss]

song at the start of da video?? please

[ddreamfield]

@Loudeboss it's the theme song of the show, which is 'a beautiful mine' by RJD2

[sanddybusum]

woh cole phelps is in madmen!!! i have to get into this now!

[BarryDennen12]

0:55 WOAH, Hendricks has her handjob gloves on. Fucking hell, I would give real money to make that shit happen.

[casino16]

@BarryDennen12 real money? as opposed to monopoly money?

[hadikchik]

Anybody mind if I take off my pants?

[systemCY]

"Can I have some of your hair?" I laughed aloud at that one, didn't expect to see it in here

[Yabloko91]

Ken(t?) is always getting rejected :(

[me323]

You crazy bastard! Your not Ken Cosgrove from accounts!!! You're Cole Phelps from Traffic, Vice, Arson and Homicide!

[HitmanKiller2]

holy shit! its cole phelps..

[BarryDennen12]

I'd like to slap January Jones on the ass, hard. I bet she'd enjoy that.

[IH8TEYOUTUB]

2:36 White people...

[catklyst]

the betty draper and the kid scene "i was like what the fuck?"

[tonycl568]

Please let there be a time machine

[RuskiHomie]

now days this is all sexual harassment 

[ingridasplund]

"Seduction", aka sexual harassment.

[gmonet46]

@ingridasplund "First thing a woman learns around here is to take dictation seriously!"

[Tucknrollgrampa]

So... this show is about business orgies?

[same270]

anybody minds if i take of my pants off .

[TheMonkeybutler20]

@same270 feh go for it, mine are already are anyway.

[same270]

@TheMonkeybutler20 hehehe...

[tabutu1]

A ' go around '. Interesting choice of terms. 

[MrFisteraptor]

LA NOIREEEE

[meinl69]

Cosgrove is awesome.

[bernardcapri]

When you consider that their breath probably smelled like scotch and cigarettes, most of those were actually put off lines.

[FOoMan777]

@Skinding No, Cole Phelps is played by Aaron Staton, who also plays Ken Cosgrove in this show. LA Noire is an amazing game, as this is an amazing show.

[jeremija01]

WHAT A HOOK OF A NOSE!!! BARBARA STRIESAND EAT YOUR HEART OUT (or the dude who wants to eat skin and drink blood like a vampire will)

[helliax]

"Can I have some of your hair" at 1:36 is my new pickup line. I foresee great success with this.

[Skinding]

is that the guy who does cole phelps in L.A. Noire ???

[ivanx7]

@Skinding yep

[persianassassin13]

@Skinding Yup. a lot of the cast from this show are featured in L.A. Noire.

[Jozua86]

@Skinding Yup, he is. There are some other castmembers in the game aswell.

[judetunes1]

Find a husband in that office!! are you for real lady?

[moviewatcher304]

Damnit I want to call that guy Cole Phelps

[thegov08]

I don't understand why that plain ugly chick gets all those guys. I dont watch the show. Just wondering. I wouldnt touch her.

[deionc]

@thegov08 she has a brain. she has ambition. she was one of the first women that shared the same sphere as men. okay, she is peggy olslen who at first is a new girl secretary but then works her way up to be a copy writer, the only woman, at the firm. at the end, she is asked to be one of the copy writers at a start up firm. she is the type of woman who does not need looks to be seductive. I personally like that about her.

[thegov08]

Ever since playing LA Noire Cole Phelps stands out in every scene. It is weird watching him.

[gaguy1967]

Glen has the best pick up line.....he doesnt mess around

[Linsforever]

When is mad men coming back Q_Q

[PlaystationDarkz]

FUCKING COLE PHELPS

[TheAtomBuster]

Wow the women on this show are completely idiotic.

[jmxbox]

you're a button, you know that?

[ilu2wootwoot]

HAHA GLEN "can i have some of your hair?..."

[iShavedYesterday]

Holy Shit! It's Flo at 2:05!

[popsiclesuckers]

anybody mind if i take off my pants?

[TheAtomBuster]

@Voidkvlt , Fuck you he's black whats a nigger? Fucking idiot.

[grandnubianemeffa]

@TheAtomBuster

Voidkvit is just starving for the attention they never got at home.

[JediCandice]

let me re-phrase... a man of this caliber, creed, and sexiness as the men in the show.

[JediCandice]

i dont care how sexist this is, i think it would take balls for a man to be able to be this forward with a woman... and i'd love it, secretly of course ;)

[Guthrie7777]

Custodian thinks: "Crazy fuckin' white people, fuckin' each others' brains out all the time."

[Mo0miE]

0:14: IS THAT DETECTIVE PHELPS FROM LA NOIRE?! Way too cool.

[MrJama1ca]

Kind of bright..oh wait is english, it has to be

[HilosPainting]

I grew up in the wrong damn time.....try even a 1/10th of that now and you get lynched.....we gotta make time travel happen.

[miklitov23]

@HilosPainting Gotta make time travel happen, so you could fuck women without getting lynched? that's great, you're a douchebag.

[HilosPainting]

@miklitov23 you moron, most of this video is about sexist remarks, which you can't get away with now. my comment had nothing to do with fucking women.

[miklitov23]

@HilosPainting It's ironic how your response still proves my point.

[TheB2Hall]

Is that Detective Ryan from Castle at 0:12?

[AmethystEyes]

"I'm ken...cosgrove..."

No, you're not you're Cole Phelps!!!! Try to pull a fast one on me!

[arieoldman]

Is that cole phelps?

[leboromeo]

@arieoldman yeah it is

[deevo101]

"can i have some of your hair?"

...*awkward turtle*

[d1jal]

"can i have some of your hair"......... awkward silence 

[GeneralG1810]

What would Christina Hendrecks use as a seduction line......

"Hi!"

That'd do it for me

[laxmania3]

@GeneralG1810

her character annoys me though

[Blashbuck]

Awode winnin shoe, maid min

[93ericvon]

"I'm Ken......Cosgrove........Accou­nts" lol PLAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA

[Thetrollmaster2000]

those were the days, black people cleaning my shoes for a nickle and their tip was me spitting on their face.

[WishCRUS4D3R]

@Thetrollmaster2000 and now you're in your basement trolling youtube videos while you apply some Proactive for your pinply face. All is well with the world.

[Thetrollmaster2000]

@WishCRUS4D3R not really, I'm spending most of my money towards asian hookers in a 3 bed apartment.

[WishCRUS4D3R]

@Thetrollmaster2000 I'd rate that piece of trolling a D-

Keep trying though lol.

[Neterneter1]

Rofl, did people really talk like this BACK THEN?

[hollyhuffstutler]

Man it sucks to be Ken Cosgrove...actually it sucks to be around Ken Cosgrove

[vladosaber]

01:00 hahahaha WILL NEVER FORGET THAT !!

[911patagonia]

Only about 1/5 of these guys are "spongeworthy".

[Gavin48]

@911patagonia Seinfeld FTW

[GeneralG1810]

@911patagonia LMAO lets see how many get that joke

[MHD1323]

You're not Ken Kosgrove, You're Cole Phelps!

[MsLosa23]

i want to suck your blood like dracula...haha! so seductive

[imyumi]

I want in on that office. 

[AustralianForGirl]

Can I have some of your hair?......

[MizzFknToxic]

hahaha that Duck Phillips line had me like WOOOO!!!!! 2:12

[MizzFknToxic]

oh....men were men back then!

[CrossnNail]

@MizzFknToxic

There are plenty of real men still around. They are just in the military leading troops, join Police and Fire departments, Corp Execs, some politicians... etcs, They boys and losers are they majority the ones trolling social networks/chats, hanging on street corners, urbanite clubs, and pretending to be gangsters, They are the ones that stick out to women unfortunately

[MsLosa23]

@CrossnNail no not really, women dont really like those kind of men. unless they know how to treat a lady

[sshenanigans95]

damn peggy gets action...

[sebjuanthefirst]

All those curves, and " Me " with no brakes!

Just remember where you got it from boys!

hehehehehehehe!

[CatiCullen]

"Im in the persuasion buisness and frankly im dissapointed by your presentation." BBBUUURRRRRRRRRNNN 60'S STYLE

[TXejas19]

those were repulsive, i understand they are portraying a certain time period, but using those ''moments'' as a commercial seems......SIDENOTE: it was pretty damn funny

[MrStacky21]

OMG LUV DIS SHO

[vidalmediainc]

Lmaooooo "Can I have some of your hair....?"

[SatanFang]

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND STREAM IT TONIGHT /watch?v=H8ovWw5cdLc

[losangelesrep]

Gosh this is great. Thanks for putting this together for the best show on TV.

[chodiestchode]

LOL! It's Flo @ 2:06!

[doublea1572]

best pick up line - 1:34

[MrRomanator954]

OMG ITS COLE PHELPS!

[pHaZe017]

wow,dat was some corny as shyt...

[Skullz930]

@pHaZe017 So is spelling "shit" with a "Y".

[pHaZe017]

@Skullz930 as is skulls with a z...-_-

[Skullz930]

@pHaZe017 lmfao well played but I'm maintaining a hip hop image so I have to keep it dumb.

[Samgam271]

COLE PHELPS!!

[histrionyx]

good thing I dont watch this. The guys try too hard and are ugly

[Skullz930]

@histrionyx, That's stupid. You know how many fat bitches have kids with guys that have fohawks. Corny and ugly works. Only difference on this show is that they are actually aware, smart, funny, and sarcastic about it.

[naryaquid]

@Skullz930 ......"Corny and ugly works"....With who?....You?

Looks like you been watch more TV than going out to get your "ugly" to "work". ..Not hard to understand since you're a charm-free loser who hates women.

[Skullz930]

@naryaquid, How do you get that from what I said? Corny and ugly works cause guys hype up ugly girls until their heads are too big and Jersey Shore tells my age group what to like. I don't hate women, I hate a certain kind of a woman just like I hate a certain kind of man. And trust me if you think I'm an asshole, that's what girls consider "charm".

[SaintAlia10191]

I miss Paul.

[jhodess]

THAT'S how you sell a tv show. Definitely going to see Mad Men after this video!

[clark2400]

'can I have some of your hair?' FAIL! that kid has a lot of learning to do in the art of picking up girls, but granted he's still a little fucker so I guess he can be forgiven ;)

[HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos]

Aaw, poor janitor...

[jOshiiexx]

the line " i wanna suck your blood like dracula" made me lol cause it caught me off guard

[gairero]

the best way to hook up is just to be arround. sooner or later she will get drunk...

[derris]

My favourites = at 1:00/ 1:01/ 1:59 and 2:07

[dbzcoolman23]

Are you....amish or something?

[gbethune30]

I think Ken Cosgrove is from Accounts.

[elem101]

Ah! the days before the term "sexual harrastment lawsuit" existed

[Winterheart00]

Yeah, look how unsuspecting victims ignorantly fall for all that. :P Might as well do the same, womankind. :D The period of equality

[pugghead]

fake!

[Ca11umism]

"Can I have some of your hair?..."

Take a lesson gents...ladies swoon for that kind of line.

[Hotnog123]

1:20-1:25 ITS FUCKING COLE PHELPS

[iilikePHO]

The fuck did i just watch ?

[GimpTrocityx]

cole phelps IRL!

[hdzsound]

the only black man is a janitor

[MrSolomobl]

I think I'll use "can I have some of your hair" some time this week. Girls love that stuff right?

[plotchickens]

that redhead is a fucking hot slut!

[BuitenzorgX]

Cole Phelps is alive? how did he survive from that.... *ooops spoiler

[MrMikeymo8]

@BuitenzorgX your mother said ooops too... when she failed your abortion

[TheATHEISTNOW]

peace of junk show...

[rizzarection195]

I didn't know rockstar made another game already i just finished L.A NOIRE

[madworld109]

Hey it's Cole Phelps...

[ShaweBlessed]

Cole Phelps is legit.

[rabitholeproduction]

LA NOIRE

[selty]

@rabitholeproduction GFROISERHJSTIOJHL;GBKJTUISEJOG­JOFDIJ

[JonCombo]

"What do you do when you are not lighting up rooms with your smile?" That's not bad.

[danysrokr17]

how is "are you amish" a seduction line?

[GluttonForSex]

Series like these make me wary for some reason. They seem to be mainly an attempt at yet again stereotyping white men as supposedly being only interested in white women.

Heheh. Poor fools. If only they knew the truth of things.

[Blairy88]

@GluttonForSex It's based on the 60's upper class... They were phenomenally racist.

[plotchickens]

they are not racist on this show.

[plotchickens]

there's no racism on this show

[anythingnew]

@Blairy88 They're less racist today, but their descendants (Gen-X and Y) are still very racist.

I fucking hate Baby-boomers. Over-indulgent and wasteful consumers. Can't wait till their deaths in a couple decades. Since there's so many stupid Generation Y's, climbing the social ladder will be a breeze for me.

[Blairy88]

@anythingnew I only hope religion dies out. Sadly it seems idiocy is winning out so far.

[anythingnew]

@Blairy88 I hope we get rid of both religion and the monetary system. Only Science and Math is reliable....

[eddiethe4th]

Alison Brie! so hot!!!

/watch?v=hMsbfgUnDcw

[lemming124]

"can I have some of your hair?" USING IT!

[PrometheanRunGood]

@lemming124 You're going to sound awfully unoriginal since I'm going to use it first (well second...)

[2035reprezent]

I want to take you in to that bed room, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, trow you on the bed and give you a go around like you have never had before. best line EVER.

[hitaro47]

"what do women want?"

"who cares"

pwoah... balls of steel right there

[naryaquid]

@hitaro47 .....Stupid....If you don't care what women want, trust me, they won't give a shit what you want either....The only way a prick like this can get women is to "buy" them....

You don't need "balls of steel", you just need wads of cash and the maturity of an eight old.

[PriNathShow]

@hitaro47 you mean no balls right there

[911patagonia]

@hitaro47

What do men want?

Who cares?

Who would?

[anythingnew]

@hitaro47 David X and Ron Jeremy, the two masters of women say: "You will never know what women want or think, EVER!"

Be honest with them, tell the woman what you want and if they don't oblige, then just move on to the next broad, it's their loss. You can't just mope around; you HAVE to show women their place or else you'll masturbating for the rest of your fucking life. Women are not nice creatures. Women will make fun of you and hurt you behind your back, so "fuck" them. Literally.

[vdvaart]

go to the zoo?

[tanukitejon]

WTF... this is what i call white trash soap opera... best pick up line is, "i love you" just need to have the guts and the brains to use it when its required.

[inviktus1983]

@tanukitejon How many women have you picked up with that one? haha

[tanukitejon]

@inviktus1983 around a hundred?

[hglHarty]

@tanukitejon that's just immature thinking right there.

[tanukitejon]

@hglHarty why is that.

[hglHarty]

@tanukitejon actually after reading your response to a previous comment from inviktus, now it just seems manipulative lol. I'm guessing you use 'i love you' even when you don't mean it? That would get you the girl if you played it right, but saying that just for the sake of getting em...you'd probably be looked upon as a douche that way. Some of the stuff in this little montage (havent actually watched the series myself), some women actually respond well too. Although the guys ethics arent great

[hglHarty]

ps. 'i love you' as a pick up line, would probably never work, you'd probably creep the woman the fuck out lol (unless she had really, really, really, really, really low self esteem :P). As a joke, sure fine, cause you can always play it off as a joke (risky though).

[tanukitejon]

@hglHarty girls love to be "creepd the fck out" .. it all depends on how sure of yourself you seem to be when you tell her lies, like "I love you.."

[tanukitejon]

@hglHarty Of course it is..watching a shallow tv show such as mad man, watching you tube pick up lines from that show, thats all about manipulation and lying.. what do you think, you think people "fall in real love" everyday with a different person? Guys would do anything to get a girl just for the sake of it. I love you is the master piece of lies when used as a pick up line.

[hglHarty]

@tanukitejon anyone who did fall in love with a different person every day probably doesn't have their shit together. The Mad Men guys were teasing and kind of objectifying the women. Their ethics and motives are those of douchebags, although there are guys that can do the same thing, but have honest and genuine motives and be genuinely good dudes just looking for fun. Mad Men are pricks :P imo, only say 'i love you' if you really mean it cause thats a real dick thing to do if you dont.

[tanukitejon]

@hglHarty yeah.. you got that right. I dont think anyone should watch Mad Man, its garbage... i stopped being a player when i was like 25.

by the way,, you seem ike a very romantic person.. better take good care of that heart of yours.

[hglHarty]

@tanukitejon ahaha really? well thing is used to be like that, kinda get confused and think 'oh im in love with her' when i hardly knew anything about her...go me lol. That was more in my teenage years (i look back and think, 'you idiot!' lol. Now I know not to be like that cause its true, you just end up getting hurt. Well Mad Men I spose is decent entertainment, not that ive watched myself, but I dont think people should take everything as advice from it :P (although some bits maybe)

[hglHarty]

@tanukitejon from your post it almost seems as though you encourage lying to the girls, just to get into their pants. Well that's just awesome, those are the characteristics of an arsehole :P you can still be an honest guy and get into their pants, just don't be freaking idiot and be irrational or a wuss. Getting into the pants is of course the climax, but its the whole experience that should be taken into consideration. Many don't realise that.

[strattus99]

oh man! when is this coming back!

[artsygan]

1:34 is gold.

I think you&