Tools needed for Server Build

[owensed01]

Dumbass redneck

[7941series]

This dude looks like my old boss...only 50 lbs thinner.

[mrboysol]

MANY THANK YOU !!!! it worked for me now i sittign and playing on my cod4 server all the day long :D:D:D:D:D:D

[SHACKBASH]

LOL I can not believe (YouTube I should be expecting) that so many take offense at this video. I was looking for more way to customize the rack and chassis' of my servers and related hardware, found this and crackedup. For those looking on how to just get to this point there a million videos so no reason to get worked up. Good video and I subbed and friended. The noobs and hacks looking for the easy way and getting burned buy watching this video is funny as hell. BURNED LOL!

[SHACKBASH]

+ marijuana and speed to get you threw those really long and boring periods. There is a reason why speed and grass usage is so common on campuses and in the open source world. Just boring crap the sober mind can not stand and issues that need the extra expanded mind is needed to fix. A real born again geek would know this. Those who do not just buy systems of the shelf and pay the guy who does to set them up and get them running. ;-) Must be a video made during frustration?

[simplex237]

this video is stuped :(

[bunnykillbrutal]

YOU FAILED

[l3v1at10n666]

u 4got 2 show the part where u wave a magic wand amd magicley create a webserver.......damn thats some good weed

[crack1q2]

lolol are you drunk or what? xD

[KANTARELIS15]

are you drnk?

[hraqhraq]

stupid



[53447lee]

no thats my kind of computer

[greenhornet123]

pos

[steakhached]

this is next barack obama

[MrBWatty]

FAIL!

[JakeTurnerHD]

wow

[nameis12396]

when u kill your pc by drowning it in liquir, you can lit it on fire with cigs. yeah.

5 bucks says he dies from being drunk and choking on a lit cig

[ycats1000]

ha ha thats funny...

would be even funnier if he electricuted himself while liting a cigarette, then hair caught fire-

[InfiniteSoft]

just a crazy man

lol

[shuffle953]

lol this is funny

[hearevilspeakevil]

damn rednecks.

[BigFella]

Just to be on the safe side I also bring a bottle "El Jimador" with me. You can never be too safe when you build a server. (:

[ktalent08]

wtf

[LUKAONTL]

liker store xD

[digitalartist71]

What a goon.

[wizzy9906]

fucking twat, waste of time.

[semoore812]

Do you have a permission slip from your Mom to say TWAT?

Yes, obviously it was a waste of time because if you are looking for a guide on how to build a server, you shouldn't be trying to build one!

[RokodoRL]

There are plenty of tutorials on how to do this sort of stuff online anyway.

In short, cram a bunch of HDDs in and install some server oriented OS. Connect some wires. Done.

[semoore812]

True... however, would you want WIZZY9906 building yours?

[RokodoRL]

Probably not! xD

[Armaangandevia1]

@semoore812 i would love him to make me a server

[sclaudita25]

@wizzy9906 

[Gamer08ful]

fuck man you dont even have the right tools.

[semoore812]

Yes, I know... was out of dope that day! Sorry!

[RokodoRL]

Fuck yeah Marlboro!

This amused me.

[semoore812]

Glad to see someone on here has a sense of humor.... well, I'd be happy with just some sense!

Thanks, it's supposed to be "amusing"!

[02daft]

haha

[nenadaudio]

You are a MORON!!

[semoore812]

Well, thank you... more on your mom you mean? Oh, wait, you said MORON! LOL

[TransPersonal123]

That server is gonna grow a mullet! Trust me.

[semoore812]

Nope, its producing weed!

[inc2000glw]

hillbilly server !!

[obsidian467]

LOL¬!!!!!

[bursihido]

lol

[Muggzie76]

I shorted out My Computer When i dumped the Jack onto the Measuring tape while Shoving it into My dvd burner i thought that was what you Meant...Guess Not

[semoore812]

That's alcohol abuse!  LOL

[punxz18]

ok i got the stuff now what? lol

[jrealjES]

lol

[SiriosLasanha]

Measuring tape?? WTF?? Why the fk do u need measuring tape??? Ok, for measuring... but what do you gona measure? OMG -_- ... Im so angry cause i can´t splell it and i don´t know how to right measuring tape.. but one tingh i know, U DONT NEED ANY MEASURING TAPE NOOB... lols...

[semoore812]

Well, this one required a measuring tape. A micrometer would have been much better, but the tape worked. This specific system had a CPU heat-sink & fan that actually attached to the case (MOBO mount of the case). So, it was used for measuring all 4 screw mounts for the CPU cooler & fan. Then they were drilled and threaded accordingly. You always learn something new everyday!

[virtualunit]

Nice!!???

Fuck this bitch!!

foda-se big merda!!

ide foder-t

[yesornotorwhat]

WuhAuhEuhAuhA lol nice

[SpiritDante]

WTF!!!!

[computerwiz1995]

ok.. i dont even no what to say.

[FunkyJJ777]

hm this is useless..

[killerdavesullo]

I think I put to much of everything on my computer, and i think i burnt it to much, lol jk.

[Porter198123]

Tried to upgrade a pc before while drunk and I forgot to plug in the cpu fan and I fried the cpu... oops ...

[thelobeitcher]

Last time I used those tools I found a stick of ddr2 ram in the butter tray of my fridge

[semoore812]

I have no idea what you PRODUCE, but I am certainly glad you don't REPRODUCE! Were you looking for a serious video? So Sorry if you were, but this one is just a simple joke. I actually have the whole REAL build on VIDEO, but never published it. Me "White Trash"? Sure, if you say so. Now come back when you are old enough to drink!

[camanian2002]

damn right those tools come in handy when working with computers haha

[Oltegasky]

LOL He Mad Dumb

[JPjahnplayJP]

wheres the weed??

[shubhamranjan]

drug at tacit

[semoore812]

Wow! Thanks! Now go back and learn to spell it correctly! ROFLMAO Isn't the saying "You are what you can't spell?" No wait, that's not right!

[Sticky1254]

He has a valid point, shub. Your a sad ignorant fool blinded by stereotypes. If a 50 year old can make a server it doesn't make him lifeless. I'm 14, run 2 servers, hang out with friends, etc. Now do us a favor and kill yourself <3.

[semoore812]

Well, I'm impressed Sticky1254. Not only by the comments, but the fact you run 2 servers too. That's great at the age of 14.

You are correct, with the exception I'm not 50 yet. LOL I'm a Computer Systems Engineer, so this is actually my livelihood! Thanks for the support and the comments!

[iop832]

im 11 and i run a mac server for open directory and web and a freenas file server

[atlaschooty]

Awesome..... keep it up bro....

[DaVampire182]

what a legend, or not.. i bet your like 43 and live with your mum and work at Apple Store learn how too use BSD you idiot

[iop832]

fuck u davampire ur a fucker

[neonzion7]

??? do you know a graphics card is???... just wonderin....

[adeelisnoones]

he is crazy person

[jamz48]

what the hell do i do with em?

[memo4u2]

OMG

i shutdown my server 'cause client don't want to go out every one is crazy

my web site was #1

in the end

bad jock :)

[Luis29999]

sweet that sounds easy

[dannylberry2]

cool

[dasergioo]

i think ur an alcoholic x'D

[semoore812]

You thought wrong... I don't even drink! However, the server does work perfectly!

[suchfunstuff]

Jeff Foxworthy?

[semoore812]

No.... I have been told that a few times, but I don't think we look that much alike. Thanks.

[Zero1UP]

kinda reminds me of him

[helleum]

Good idea, I will try it soon..

[CMDscreen]

Thanks! I put that stuff in and when I start it up it says welcome to Server # *******

jk,

great video

[desesperee42]

LOL I hope that isn't a customers server.

[donthatme]

too bad

[KingPain14]

hahahhaha that was good man

[williamschad9]

That was funny,you definately need the cigaretts,I am a smoker also. That video was great.

[IsOkReallyOK]

One of the best videos on Youtube!

[robbster1]

hahaha, ur funny.