The Room - Football Accident

[RitaPortugirl]

I don't get the purpose of this scene...

[Ellenberg88]

Damn... How did they get to film at the Jerry Springer set?

[VHZProZombie]

0:30 Oh hai Mark! XD

[haloprime360]

HA!!!! what a retard.

[justmedawg]

O HAI Mark

[lemmedasker]

The dialog when they're throwing the football around literally makes no sense. As in, they're just spouting random words.

[shophet125]

Oddly disproportionate response.

[UglyGlovebox]

I Tommy Wiseau to speak at my funeral

[FreeButtSex]

Mark looks like Nathan Explosion. 

[jimbowie455]

@FreeButtSex you mean johnny?

[unrealistiCouch84]

The meaning of this scene?

uwfheuhweurifuh3489ty

[d3hartm1]

Hmmm...something tells me that was no accident. Garbage can safety shouldn't be taken lightly.

[OfficalMcNugget]

Whenever that music comes on, you know something bad is going to happen. (i.e Tuxedo Football)

[sagganuts18]

the football was the most competent actor in the whole movie; followed closely by the dog.

[FrenchPaul1988]

@sagganuts18

You forgot the bottle Johnny throws when he goes "I DID NAT !!! oh hi Mark."

[spaske26]

@sagganuts18 Followed by very good performances from bottle and pistol

[LoafOfPint]

That push couldn't have looked any more fake, it was like the reverse of Stephanie McMahon 'tripping' while running up the ramp at Wrestlemania X-7. They should have just added a line in which Mark said he shoved him because he thought he may have overheard Lisa talking to her mother about the affair. That would have made a little sense, at least. Instead, it's never brought up again.

[LoafOfPint]

@LoafOfPint To clarify - the 'fall' was clearly a push. Was the actor just so bad that he couldn't even make himself falling backwards a foot look natural so they had to forcibly shove him into the cans? Ah well, I wouldn't have it any other way. It's just another stupid quirk of this stupid, but hilarious, movie.

[Antichrist2000]

@LoafOfPint Dean Craig: You can't even do it when we're helping you!!

[BladeStrike]

Fuck...he nearly died!

[SerasXHarkonnen]

... THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE!

[sasua741]

0:30 OH HI MARK... YESHHHH

[EliteEditor]

STUDYING RIGHT!?

[blah64924]

where are they exactly are they, inside a warehouse?

[LoafOfPint]

@blah64924 I think they're supposed to be in an alley.

[KatieBluntly]

I'm a girl and I throw/catch a football more manly than that

[imbobsaget]

Mark really fucking hates underwear.

[italianswiggler]

Falcon PUNCH!!!!

[Ehmish]

I gotta leave to go make out with my girlfriend

c'mon man, dont be a fag - lets push eachother and play catch

[RyanKaufman]

Where'd my comment go?

[steez2yourkneez]

*mark walks in*

denny:"hey whats up mark... catch it"

ahaha

[RandomLords]

lol at johnny just randomly blurting out "o hai mark."

[irishleprechaun30]

The Room.

One of the best football movies of it's time...

[imaduckareyou]

Underwear?? I HATE UNDERWEAR!!!! AHHH!

[ChickweblisLuv]

I have to have this movie on DVD, I HAVE TO! I roll around in agony because of laughing too hard everytime I watch it, man. Sheesh, take it easy, Mark.

[unlinkedthunder]

LOOOOL

[jigglehomes]

o hi mark

[BreakerofBallz]

O HAI UNDERWEAR STORY

[InfiniteMisery003]

did he just punch that guy in the stomach for not telling him what underwear is?

[bigmattpark]

he dies

[JDWhinton]

Mark apparently has the strength of Chuck Norris.......... wait a minute......O.O

[Mjbrooks194]

oh hi mark

[Unkealo]

Looks like a akward social situation lol

[encliticcopula]

According to Austro-Hungarian Rules Football, a player falling into a pile of garbage cans awards the opposing team 50 points, thereby winning the game.

[DrunkenMonkeyQangas]

Press 1 it sounds like he says little b*tch O.o

[7nefsea]

Either the weakest teenager ever or Mark is fuckin' superman.

[Galfadez]

Haha what's amazing is that every single one of these room videos is hilarious. EVERYSINGLEONE

[MathiasKaizer]

"Studying, right?!"

[mrp92a]

best movie



[BoysDontCryShowers]

Mark totally comes out of nowhere!

[TheRayning]

why is every greeting in this movie "oh hi _____!"

[birdman4birdlegs]

@TheRayning are you really asking someone to explain this movie? haha



[bakugancollecterZ]

In this scene Mark truly did push him because he was reminded of Lisa that his friend is going to make out with his girlfriend, subconsciously he did want to, yet seconds before his friend was about to fall down, he realised how many people he's hurting and decided that he will redeem himself for everything he's done, and proceeded to help him up...YOUR AMAZING WISEAU! No...wait...that scene was crap...what the fuck am I smoking?

[vince225566]

This movie makes coronation street look like an action thriller.

[theblitz8]

God damn mark is a douchebag

[schwarg]

"Underwear? What's that?"

[InglebertHumperdink1]

Johny's random outbursts of laughter are really awkward and funny as hell.

[grungzer]

If there's one thing Mark hates, it's fucking underwear!

[TheHeshbon]

Underwear man? I WILL *&^ING MURDER YOU!!!!!

[kilkolio]

srsly u ppl that have to try and find gay stuff in something just because its incompetent need to back the fuck up

sure the movie sucks but why would it have any relation to being gay when it doesnt?

just cuz u hate tom cruise or justin bieber doesnt mean theyre gay also grow the fuck up

[Cephas]

THE ROOM: A movie where the characters are so incompetent that they suffer injuries from non-contact "football."

[BurnRoddy]

o hai mark

[beautyineverythingxx]

hahahahaha...OH HAI MARK

[smackknot]

Wow, the cinematography is really horrendous. But I also just noticed the little jingle is really cool.

[kimo1371]

is tossing the football around a metaphor for blowing each other?

[retardproduction626]

Oh hai mark

[Dflt90]

When asked why he got so upset about the comment about the underwear marks response was "I just genuinely didnt know what underwear was. I asked and they laughed at me and it made me feel a little bit insecure. I felt like they were judging me so I panicked and I lashed out at my friend. I am very sorry about that." Marks bail has been set at $250,000 and the trial is set for early January.

[SlamJaw]

The best part of this scene is he gets off another "Oh hi mark"

[soupalex]

MARK SMASH.

[peuterschmidt]

I got to go see michelle for a little bit, to, make out with her.

Anyway, how is your sex life?

[chadassbadass]

"Underwear? What's that?" hahaha

[94FADE]

0:31 best part

[bobcvit1]

Yeah Straight guys play football! right!

[KageTilFolket]

Oh hey Denny.

[BigDogJang0]

"I gotta see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her."

Best excuse to leave a conversation I've ever heard.

[Styhn]

"Im NOT!! ... Sorry?"

[gaberuski]

"I'm goin' out." - Denny

hhaahahha

[ascari12]

gayest " "football" " (yup, double quotes) ever.

[molossus227]

It looks like such an awkward filming...

[hobbyhate]

@molossus227 whaaaat makes you say thaaaaaaat?

[molossus227]

@hobbyhate You're my favourite customer

[13Gangland]

Why does he lie? He knows he ain't gonna make out with any girl



[RyanKaufman]

"I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit to go make out with her."

What planet did this dialogue come from?

[Stiny114]

@RyanKaufman Whatever planet Tommy Wiseau is from.

[bakugancollecterZ]

@RyanKaufman The seventh circle of hell...

[drogothlord]

@RyanKaufman I guess the same one Tommy Wiseau is from?

[GmanGregilla]

@RyanKaufman No kidding at all. Plus, in tandem with that, is the ever so brilliant delivery of practically all of the dialogue/acting in general from within, apparently, practically the entirety of this flick.

[RyanKaufman]

@GmanGregilla Yeah the entire movie is delivered with a plasticity of a German interloper in a U.S. camp who doesn't quite have a grasp on English.

[GmanGregilla]

@RyanKaufman I can't really quite fathom how it was felt by most any of the (rational enough/sensible enough/coherent enough) personnel especially directly or indirectly enough involved in this flick while its production & cinematic development was underway. Surely, more than a handful of them were aware enough in consideration of it having been as low of a disaster of a commercial film in the making as it transpired, in this one's case. Perhaps, some of them were stirred enough by that.

[GmanGregilla]

@RyanKaufman I can't really quite fathom how it was felt by most any of the (rational enough/sensible enough/coherent enough) personnel especially directly or indirectly enough involved in this flick while its production & cinematic development was underway. Surely, more than a handful of them were aware enough in consideration of it having been as low of a disaster of a commercial film in the making as it transpired, in this one's case. Perhaps, some of them were stirred enough by that.

[lancsno1]

@RyanKaufman Planet Wiseau clearly

[DrunkenMonkeyQangas]

@RyanKaufman Leave your stupid comment in your pocket!

[RyanKaufman]

@DrunkenMonkeyQangas I keep comments in my pocket?! No way! I'm gonna dig those out man.

[CapcomVsButtHead]

@RyanKaufman I cannot tell you, it's confidential. Anyway how is your sex life?

seriously though, whatever planet Tommy Wiseau is from

[Schizima]

@RyanKaufman Planet Wiseau

[sekahkiller]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

[cloudstrife1288]

'"Underwear man? Come on!" And to emphasize the point, Mark pushed Mike the fuck over into a bunch of trash cans. The other three men tried to break his fall, but Mike hit the ground. Hard.'

-Excerpt from the novelization of 'The Room'

[LuBuOWNZ]

@cloudstrife1288 I... I didn't take you seriously... But it's real. Oh God...

[Dancingwithotters]

@LuBuOWNZ

ITS REAL?!

[Sportzmaan]

Oh hai mark.

[13Gangland]

0:23 the funniest laugh ever!!

[lifeinhell58]

WIsseu in the I formation, Danny at Fullback, Mike at tailback. Wisseu calls an audible, Mark showing blitz, Wisseu checks the call while the playclock is running down, Wisseu takes the snap and hands off to Mike, Mike may have a seam and OHHHHH NELLY, he is stopped by mark right at the goalline. Now we have seen many intense goalline stands but I have not seen one like this in years, yeah thats right blitzed the A gap in the underwear blitz fashion and mark puts the hammer on Mike in a hertbeat

[nath909]

God, can you imagine if us Brits started saying "what's up" every time we met, horrendous.

[CornishRicky]

GORE! GORE! GORE!

[CheapBeer09]

what a truly glorious piece of film

[stevok777]

OHAIMARK

[TheBiddleMan]

Whoever came up with this scene was no physics major.

[temporary1121]

*smashes ball into stomach* you okay?

[Fotclove]

Lmao wtf?! Y does he fall over so damn easy? Shoulda known from the scene where he was making those goofy ass faces something's up with him lol

[batmanrules16]

Mark is the only one who throws the football right.

[BritishSexComedy]

Ohi football !

[metemi]

This scene is just ........... what??

[SuperMuffinman645]

OH HI MARK

[steffen909]

why??

[herogna]

i love this scene!

[WhatADreeam]

ohai mark

[aidancoulter123]

Underwear man? RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!­! seriously, though, how do I stop the bleeding? I swear to god, ill die if I dont stop it

[Sparksis]

Mark's a dick...

[iamnotascientisi]

"Underwear..what's that?"

[RaNdOmBrEeZe]

he just had to get a fkn o-hai in there...

[Raidmasterprod]

0:30 "Oh, hi Mark."

[lun321]

Oh hi Lisa...oh hi denny...oh hi mark...

[herogna]

@lun321 you forgot ohai doggy

[NICOaLBerT69]

what the fuck were they saying at 0:13 - 0:29 ??!!

[YuriPRIMEpoland]

... so THIS is American Football? Wow... intense sport XD

[CineRecon]

"underwear man? Come on!" (CLOTHESLINES DUDE FOR BEING A HOMO!)

[76special]

this movie is shit, my goodness, bad acting everywhere

[jjcims]

"Underwear? Man, come on-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

[RoboticusMusic]

assburgers

[trakkaton]

I guess "The Room" has pads inside...

[HarpicaPrime]

OH HAI MARK

[Tinnyalla]

Really good camerawork here, I love how all 3 of them are kept in view of the camera at all times

[TheRagingNerd]

Underwear, what's that? BANGKOK

[neji244]

He ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.

[doomsday800]

"im going to see Michell to go make out with her" who talks like that lol

[JerkbagProductions]

Those guys are going all-out in their football game.

[TheJackassStudios]

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[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios Yay leet speak, how about you don't be a douche? That would work out better for everyone.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu yay how bout i keep being a douche and you leave me the fuck alone

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios No, I'll call you out on that shit. Stop trying to be 'cool' or a trololol, depending on what you were going for, because I'm sure no matter what you failed at it.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu cool stroy bro tell it at parties

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios Yay, you don't have a real comeback.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu i obviously did my job trolling you cuz you are pretty frustrated right now

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios If i was frustrated, I would have been offering comebacks like yours, quick, and half assed. I'm not however, look back on my past comments, there is no frustration because I know who I'm dealing with, some little kid who went to 4chan once and wanted to 'trololol'.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu yep that is exactly what they were half assed because you are arguing about something so pointless i am trying to have a little fun man give it a rest. what the fuck is 4chan

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu yep that is exactly what they were half assed because you are arguing about something so pointless i was tryin to have a little fun and all pissed about it so just give it a rest pal. yea you definitly know who you are dealing with think again bud im 15 and what the fuck is 4chan

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios 15, a child in my books, and you're pretty funny.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu yep i'm a fucking laugh riot

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios Now that sounds like a bit of frustration.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu yea man you got it i'm just fuckin pissed off so much rite now

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios I said frustration, in case you didn't know, frustration and 'fucking pissed off' are drastically different. I doubt you would know, however, but I'm just making sure. At any rate the way you're responding says to me that you failed at the 'trololing' part and now you are desperate to get any sort of rise out of me so it would give your failure some meaning.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu i don't use youtube to correct people when they are wrong but that seems to be all you care about i don't take anything i do on youtube seriously the way i act on youtube and in life are totally different

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios I like how there was no indication I assumed this is how you would act in real life. At any rate, I'm responding because I'm currently using youtube anyways, so I might as well, and that you claimed to be a 'troll' though you failed at it miserably.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu i never said that yo thought this is how i would act in real life i was just pointing it out and i know i'm fail troll but i don't fucking care

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios You seem to care quite a bit in the way you respond, it's very critical that you would ensure I was wrong about you, so I would say you care.

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu i said i don't care that i failed at trolling your reading these comments all wrong but man i'm trying to have a good time and you seem to have a huge problem with that what have i said that is upsetting you. anyway hows your sexlife

[TheTastyTofu]

@TheJackassStudios And yet you continue to try, interesting...

[TheJackassStudios]

@TheTastyTofu nope

[eiffel0108]

I'm pretty sure that wasn't intentional, and they just left it in

[Mikerulez101]

press 9 three times to hear Tommy Wiseau's racial opinions

[MPieter88]

This is a football accident?

This is football?

I mean, come on! Who the fuck would befriend a guy who thinks it's actually fun to get into some crappy (tv set) back alley to throw a ball around. Besides, throwing the damn thing is pointless because they're standing close enough to just fucking pass it around...

[GmanGregilla]

He said: "Oh, hi (hai), Mark", again in this clip; which is clearly, but somewhat subtly, audible.

This is (and, apparently, this entire film is), absolutely, among the very depths of the pits of acting/scene-making/scriptwrit­ing/context/etc., etc. of which I have ever noticed.

[subkontrabasklarinet]

Press quickly:

1 - playing dice

2 - playing Tetris

3 - Denny is a Nazi

4 - the football hits Johnny's head

5 - Denny kicks the basket

6 - Denny jerks off Mark

7 - it's really big

8 - What the?

9 - Mike raped