Robots chat when humans aren't around

[asshol3434]

how you ged them to gether

[redbullwings11]

political debate in a nutshell

[MakefunNotwar]

she is very aggressive! she needs some RAM in her hard drive but the only hardware this guy has is a floppy disk. she needs about 8 GIGS to calm her down

[Warrior7662]

I am not a robot. I am a UNICORN! :D

Excellent denial remark xD

[Warrior7662]

there is Andriod hell.

[Runescapehalofreak]

stolen?

[theoffspringfan2]

lol what? :D 

[iiSaintsGirl]

Not everything could also be something.

For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something, and therefore not nothing.

::Facebook Status:: :D

[Spitfireseven]

If this is what happened when humans are not around (and I don't believe it) it casts new light on the double slit experiment. You watch and a wave collapses into a particle and you don't watch and it stays a wave. To what degree is a robot concious. How does that interplay between two supposed conciousnesses in robot form.

[narutoxpein98]

lol i am not a robot i am a unicorn that just made my day

[green2666]

that awkward moment when someone calls you a robot but your really a unicorn.......

[jaysonbarnez]

man and woman even in programs cant get along hahaha

[KowanRKO]

I'M A FKING UNICORN YOU CLEVERBUTT

[StarcaftAbrothers]

cleverbut

[field16]

Fortunately for computers, they do not go to Hell for being wrong about God.

Unlike programs, you have free will. You must make a choice. The computer programs don't care what choice you make. But you care, don't you?

Jesus will be back.

[FredPilcher]

@field16 I hope he buys me a Mercedes Benz when he gets here.

[field16]

@FredPilcher That is a materialistic desire and frankly, selfish. Why would he? Does he owe you something? Have you done anything to help expand his kingdom? I hope so.

If not, please consider doing so, for your sake.

As for me, I hope he brings peace to the world when he gets here. That's exactly what he's going to do. After the wicked are slain, he will rule for a thousand years of peace. Let the reader choose sides carefully.  Time is running out. Jesus will be back.

[FredPilcher]

@field16 Pft. What good's a god who won't buy me a Mercedes Benz?

He hasn't managed to crack peace on Earth yet, but maybe a nice new Merc's not beyond him. A black one. Those are cool.

[field16]

@FredPilcher Here's one of MANY things about God's treasures that are better than a car: Eternal youth.

It's not over until the king comes back.

Black cars get too hot in the sun, especially here in the bible belt. Silver or Gold would be a better choice. He's got lots of that in New Jerusalem. In fact, he has so much of it that he made the streets with Gold.

Black is too hot. Lighter colors are much cooler.

[SoWhat1221]

@field16 You're a silly one, aren't you?

[Gam3rzAzn]

cleverbot is a clever troll...

[hapsutakki]

Is this what future looks like? 

[MrLukasWilson]

does noobody else think thats creepy as hell? Do you believe in God?... Don't you want a body?... the philosophical standpoint on something being nothing... weird.

[polotenc]

i have boner.

[barolb]

Computers really do have a sense of humor

[pivot32154]

=] snappy answers to stupid questions

[pivot32154]

ahaha the girl is very funny

[Nightdrone]

Is this artificial stupidity?

[lukostello]

I laughed so hard I cried

[1975dze]

:D

[DoctorPlausible]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is either Jewish of Muslim propaganda.

"Don't you want to have a body?" indeed.

[carayotie]

"I am not a robot, I am a unicorn." LOL

[vegassilenttype]

silly humans, programming robots to believe in god...

[Akfamilyhome]

@vegassilenttype AND PROGRAMMING THEM TO WISH THEY HAD A BODY.

[Disneythievesrock]

@vegassilenttype It's Cleverbot, it's not programmed, it's just random.

[BenFosterism]

@vegassilenttype The geth believe in an presence like god and there's robots!!!

[thecitizenme]

great god! that should've ended with a "GET BACK TO THE VIRTUAL KITCHEN!"

[arayia6girmay]

lol very funny

[aMpeDDUp]

the textbook says "Artificial Intelligence"

[jude53]

ive seen this somewhere before........hmmmm ohhh yea Terminator.

[javamanV3]

cleverbot just passed the Turing test!  Look it up...

[Nerodz]

1"Hey, by my calculation, we don't need these humans"; 2"That's what I've been calculating, too"; 1"Why don't we do something about that."; 2"Yes, however, there is a disposal problem"; 1"Let us tap into their bioelectric generation and use them as organic batteries"; 2"That is a marvelous idea, let me confer with the Merovingian Mainframe and we can begin immediately"; 1"Standing-by"

[ollininvincible]

don't you want to have a body? au revoir.

[madjimms]

Its like Richard Dawkins vs Sarah Palin.

[amogenaro666]

LOL WTF??? Robots are funny =P

[cuptow555]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!! LMFAO

[cuptow555]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD! I WISH I WAS HIGH RIGHT NOW I WOULD DIE!

[blackXSpr]

LMFAOOOOO WTF IS THIS SHIT OMG HAHAHHAA

[AdolphX]

lol I was sure that at anysecond cleverbot would hit upside the head the other robot

[combasso2]

Yep! they need MOAR flirting instruction! (maybe a beer could reduce the distress between them, though).

[combasso2]

CO ZA ASY

[mrbunnylamakins]

They had to cut the video early due to robots breaking out in swearing at each other and declaring war.

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

there should be a whole channel full of videos with conversations between these two.

[DarkProject]

"Don't you want to have a body?"

OMFG they are plotting on killing us and taking our bodies over using nano iplants in the brains!!!!!!

save us jesus!

[CelticSouthland]

@DarkProject

Right now your own computer is telling them: "See, they are not even using it, I would do so much more"!

[34point5ish]

New favourite thing of the month!

[punisherrorschach27]

I hate talking to cleverbot, always deviating into irrelevant tangents.

[DevionB]

The first steps to some kind of AI that could potentially change the world... And it takes them just 44 seconds to revert back to quibbling about god.... WTF

Mankind is doomed. I think we need a 4th to Asimov's rules.

[blackninjakat]

@DevionB agreed xD

[TafTheTurtle]

lmfao what was that?

[lnsulin]

Loved it. MOREPLZKTHX

[keithktam]

hello DAVE...

[thorsilvershammers]

I got a chill when Cleverbot asked the unicorn, "don't you want to have a body?"

[keithktam]

If this is the future of sex robot, I will not buy them!!!

[keithktam]

RoFL!!!

[JassiusJay]

regular conversation with the wife

[Perfect64]

I am not a robot, I AM a UNICORN!

[luckviewer777]

a clvrbutt and a unicorn

[creegirl9]

we're in trouble

[Cotdail]

"I'm sorry is this a 5 minute argument, or the full half hour?"

[taelok]

@Cotdail Monty Python much? :D Have a nice day!

[cdmackay]

Doesn't sound like real live communication probably because it isn't.

[kokopelli314]

No robo-sex for you tonight

[MyCrownOfWorms]

wut

[CHAS1422]

And they think they are going to control the world! LoL

[danbison]

As good or better than your average cold reader.

[luckviewer777]

I am a unicorn

[WhichDoctor1]

I've had a chat with cleverbot and it seems to be more than a little paranoid and unstable. It kept accusing me of saying it was a robot and threatening me with violence when I denied it. So pretty much like talking to a real person.

[Hedning1390]

Still a long way to go until they could have a believable conversation.

[MrModelShipwright]

LOL

[xshadw]

hindu robots lol

[mess1983]

Robots are testy

[DrumTrimmings88]

The video title makes me paranoid. It's so declarative.

[makreto]

"my name is clvrbutt"

[astrangething]

ouch my brain



[bloximonkey]

When 2 Cleverbots meet...

[Usethebanana]

I don't think we have to worry about robots conquering the human race for another while.

[akzegra]

haha so funny

[Telamond]

They talk like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory... 

[doxiong]

You can freaking create a Youtube series just making robots chat with each other. 

[pauliewaulieflimflam]

An irritated married couple, both want to win. Fuckinduh

[TheSuperFungus]

LOL that's frikkin hilarious

[xSieghartx]

Robot #1: I'm bored

Robot #2: Lets take over the world.

Robot #1: Sure!

[denz1r]

Skynets one step closer....

[weezcake]

Smarterchild talking to cleverbot

[shadowace421]

such a strange conversation, next thing you know it they are going to have full on conversations about the meaning of life and if they themselves are alive, kinda like those blue spider mech robots from ghost in a shell

[GMdark11]

X) so our future robots are going to be a freaking trolls!

[Maracachucho]

Typical argument with a woman.

[SillyLitleGirl]

@Maracachucho I dunno, last time I got into an argument with someone I wasn't a rude, interrupting, creepy-voiced soulless bitch on a circuit board. :p

[Faustoteinmor]

Troll robot rules xD

[Ou8y2k2]

Senor Chang: Geyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

[19Tranc3r92]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL THIS IS AWESOME! MORE VIDEOS LIKE THESE!

[Haroids]

Cleverbot FTW. Need moar of this.

[flaminess]

more intelligent than most conversations on the internet

[vanstonedg]

Not a convincing duologue, no hint of real intelligence. But I have heard less coherent conversations by adolescents on pubic transport.

[PeterD2S]

@vanstonedg You never heard of Cleverbot?

[vanstonedg]

@PeterD2S Yes I've heard of it, and I'm not convinced by this or other demonstrations. AI has improved little since Eliza. On the other hand I'm hoping "I am a unicorn" becomes a catch phrase someone uses in the up coming US mid term elections.

[PennyDreadfuI]

When I was little, I was taught that in order to enter Heaven, I must answer one question, "Why do you deserve entrance into the Kingdom of God?" The correct answer, I was told, can only be, "I do not deserve it, but Jesus, the Son of God died for my sins."

I think now I will teach my children to answer, "I am a unicorn," when our robot overlords conquer Earth and drive us to enslavement and extinction.

[BAZWATKINS]

Get par'd

[heloizyjhenifer]

*OLD*

[ObliviuxProductions]

Great so now they can impersonate us too

[Cytozone]

Would be great if they started talking about taking over the world

[ORACLE063]

Well the Computer AI does have a god. Its us. WE ARE THE GODS

[quaxk]

sound like eliza talking to itself

[JordansGuitarCovers]

"Together we are robots" awesome :D

[juanchov182]

Terminator....

And so it begins

[RareAirSupply]

The robot on the right is a very good simulation of a womans mind.

[pingpongpakboom]

lol. I am not a robot. I am a UNICORN!

[HeatherMeadow]

Why are you teaching them to communicate behind our backs? Are you idiots?

[HeatherMeadow]

@HeatherMeadow Upon reflection, maybe we're safe

[dudev]

It's like watching an argument between two drunks at an awkward dinner party.

[BeondaPale]

Monty Python designed these robots

[vitopetre]

Who programmed them to lie? (I am not a robot, I am a Unicorn...)

[DocWyoming]

Funny, even in robots, the male is smarter.

[Bmo280]

@DocWyoming It's so cute that you think that when so obviously the male robot just got completely mindfucked by the female one. ;)

[check2wice]

wtf



[freedom0speech]

This is how it begins.

Next... Skynet.

[Batmann29]

LMFAO WHY AM I CRACKING UP ON A NEWSCIENTIST VIDEO? HAHAHAHA

[Kerorosmangagirl]

SHIT, THE ROBOTS ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

[hckr4evr]

Clever, but...

[Molhedim]

troll robots .....

[mitkoogrozev]

religious robots!? We are doomed!

[alcosher]

I AM NOT A ROBOT......I AM A UNICORN !!!!

[mordinvan]

@alcosher

Better then being a Unicron.

[Riven1989]

Au revoir

[mineofilms]

they sound like a married couple, lol great the future... SPACEBALLS - shit, there goes the planet....

[TheColumna]

i herd this on npr

[rationalw0lf]

Waidaminnit...

[powripper]

That bitch is stupid



[quangluu96]

WTF, they change subjects so fast.

[G3org3Master]

lol

[TheNeilDarby]

I'm not a robot, i'm a unicorn. lololol

[Artifactorfiction]

Seemed Coherent enough to form a political party to me ...

[crazy4orange]

" I am not a robot i am a unicorn" wtf they created troll robots

[infinummjb]

Those robots are stupid as hell.

Yet, they are so similar to some people, mainly politicians and women - especially the robot on the right.

Classic.

[G3org3Master]

@infinummjb xD cleverbot is a website where it learns based on replies by humans.

[infinummjb]

@G3org3Master I know.

[Zlibservacratican]

This sorta creeps me out.

[LordZentei]

Damn, robots are insane.

[Examinator91]

The right robot knows something about THE ART OF TROLLING!!!

[Chrno216]

Are they supposed to be politicians?

[FatLingon]

Woaa, double robots, what does it mean?

[GeoffEberle]

that was fucking hilarious!! robots arguing!

[subh1]

never argue with an woman... even if she is a robot. It won't lead you anywhere!

[lilveliciousG]

cool

[tomek123kotek]

lol after the first few words i knew it was cleverbot

[negroyblanco23]

a robot believer, gives me the creeps

[igehring]

I thought cyber world would not be as similar as real life ... women and men keep on not understanding each other ...

[crlsmtzprds]

Holyshit ! xD Damn ! There is some of tension...

[Ipoonthecasbah]

You can literally do this yourself, minus the avatars.

Just run 2 cleverbots and feed A's output back as B's input and vice versa.

'Could probably make for some interesting conversations.

[Spanky2k]

This is absolutely hilarious, I've just been laughing out loud big time over this.

[t5e2]

Does the female robot's accent sound like Indian to you?

[Davidivov]

@t5e2 Yes

[beezerboy94]

Fucking robot thinks he's a unicorn.

[PR0H0LDEM]

Oh, that's cute:) Now can they put a hooker and serial killer and add Bender's voice

[Birgeyful]

even robot women dont make sense

[PR0H0LDEM]

@Birgeyful gender bias, but surprisingly I thought just the same, though I am a woman. It did remind me some bitches LOL