I am the messiah...

[CKStudios98]

yes milton...you are the messiah

[FalconsPOWN2]

heellooohhh...... i am the messiah! the queen is a biscut!

[thomas5070]

Hallooooooooh! :D

[fragrenade1]

Oh man Milton Jones is a genius! I love him :)

[DiamShadowWraith]

Look! The one remotely funny thing Milton Jones has ever said on this show!

[FalconsPOWN2]

i don't know why i am still laughing at the Hugh Dennis joke as i write this comment, which i shouldent do because everyone is sleeping

[Ungraceful94]

You see im english and a biscuit is bassically the same as a cookie but after reading the comments i have absolutly no clue xD

[08betterthenyer08]

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH - HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!

[RenegadeMaster07]

hugh made milton burst into laughter. Now that's an accomplishment.

[Dominic9231]

*Salute* MIlton jones, What a legend.

[abthenoob]

OUCH! I just bashed my head in laughter. And it kills! 10000000000/10 tho

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

well.....they said unlikly....

[chrisjg210]

did anyone else suddenly think "chell?" when he said "hellooooo"

[blainyrules]

0:10 HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

[startrekwarsmixguy]

God save the Hob Nobs!!!!

[rvmm2]

Hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy ;)

[CODmaster700]

he says hes the massiah... i believe him XD

[squaferno]

Here Milton reminded me of Chris O'Dowd.

[Arzaker]

"I AM ALMAOST CERTAIN THAT WAS A FLOATING VOTER"

[weirdlightsaber44]

Hey, you do the Jeeves and Wooster videos, don't you? Also the Queen is a biscuit isn't she? She a rich tea... I'm bad at puns. Sorry

[yaxxbarl]

Milton Jones is the Messiah?

AHA! At last we are safe from the Antichrist!

[f1ryan1]

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy.

[kolmf]

@f1ryan1 Hugh missed out on the opportunity to say that- I was disappointed, but his joke was very good anyway.

[PavanaBird]

the queen really is a biscuit!

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

once when the teacher whent out the room i stood on a desk and did this,so funny

MILTON FOR EMPORER

[goth9ever]

please make this man ruler of the world

[dobz41]

hes not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[MrDumpster2222]

@dobz41 im not the messiah now fuck off! :)

[JClarke2010]

See kids, THIS is why you shouldn't do crack.

I mean, everyone knows the Queen is a Jaffa Cake.

[kitkatkafrin]

@JClarke2010 does that mean she will go hard when she's stale?

[tsubakki1]

@JClarke2010 really? i thought she was a jammy dodger...

[The111DooD]

I'm seriously confused!

[RudeandnotGinger2]

3 people are not the messiah, they are very naughty boys.

[charraze111]

3 people are floating voters

[CptWolfy]

WHY DOES HE SWIM AWAY? 8D

[Ostrogothicus]

@wolfxbloed love your comment to the BBC about copyright - hats off dude :D

[dracula44]

Love Miltons reaction.

[SorrowfulSilence94]

LOL, thats all i can say

[cornflakes002]

I wonder what kind of biscuit the queen is

[tsubakki1]

@cornflakes002 shortbread!

[TheHDreality]

@cornflakes002 custard cream

[zionravescene]

@cornflakes002 Delicious.

[WarriorPrime9000]

Too bad Boyle was already gone at this point... I wonder what he would have had to say...

[WarriorPrime9000]

Ah yes, this was brilliant, especially in that I am American and confused biscuit with cookie... So my mental image was even stranger than most!

8D

[wolfxbloed]

@WarriorPrime9000 It took me forever to get that right too, no worries xD

[WarriorPrime9000]

@wolfxbloed

Good to know I'm not alone.

XD

[catroolz]

@WarriorPrime9000 but a cookie is a biscuit?! WHAT.

[leckerwurstbrot]

@catroolz

My thoughts precisely. Or, to quote some random guy off the internet: The difference between the biscuit and the cookie is the Atlantic.

[WarriorPrime9000]

@leckerwurstbrot

XD

[WarriorPrime9000]

@catroolz

Welcome to Britain. You might also want to learn Chav and Cockney, although I don't recommend learning the first one firsthand...

[catroolz]

@WarriorPrime9000 im british. i was taking the piss.

[WarriorPrime9000]

@catroolz

Congradulations, the piss = taken.

[IoEstasCedonta]

@WarriorPrime9000 ...what am I supposed to be imagining, if not a cookie?

[nomorepain81]

@WarriorPrime9000 sorry, I'm thinking biscuit too...what IS the right one?

[WarriorPrime9000]

@nomorepain81

Elementary, my good idealist. The British term of "Biscuit" corresponds with the American term for "Cookie". In short; Brit says Biscuit, you think of the American biscuit, but they mean what we call Cookies.

[nomorepain81]

@WarriorPrime9000 Sorry, I'm from Oz, for us biscuit and cookie are one and the same, there is no other meaning for biscuit or cookie :S

[chickflickaddict91]

@WarriorPrime9000 What do u mean u confused biscuit with cookie???

[WarriorPrime9000]

@chickflickaddict91

...the American biscuit is different from the British biscuit, in that the American biscuit is a variety of dinner roll, whereas the British biscuit is a variety of pastry.

I think.

[chickflickaddict91]

@WarriorPrime9000 Am well biscuits here in Ireland are treats you would eat..... not with dinner?!

[SirZionn]

@WarriorPrime9000 What does he mean then? If Biscuit isnt cookie.

[cl0vvntiem]

1-2 punch.

[danpure]

my favourite part was 0:01 - 0:26

[MuffinTreeinc]

Well, Milton wasn't ... wrong.

I don't even know what I just watched.

But it made me want to give everyone I know a puppy.

[squishy3000]

Best 26 seconds of my life. Period.

[blokoman]

@squishy3000 You've had periods lasting 26 seconds? Lovely.

[squishy3000]

@blokoman I wish!

[LightningDonkey]

@squishy3000 Virgin.

[SuperstarShazzee]

WTF!

lol

funniest random shit

[mcjuvey1]

he is soooo funny thanks for uploadin this dude

[pepper70788]

I seriously like your comment to the BBC more then the actual clip.

[kittykat8905]

LOOOVE this clip! One of my favourite MTW clips I've ever seen! Thanks for uploading it! =]

[SmartiesLikesTurtles]

OMG Haha :L i was watching the with my cousin and i fell off my sofa laughing :L 5/5 for the upload :)