Your Mom jokes? o.o

[kratoskicksass1234]

yo momma is so poor when she puts boogers on the wall people say what that and she say family members

[gaming1chair]

You mama so fat when she walked into the seac

[crisanthmumm]

Yo momma so old she has jesus's year book

Yo momma so ugly she joined a dog contest

Yo momma so fat she went to church and filled a row

Yo momma so fat she asked for a water bed and the thru a blanket over the ocean

Yo momma so old she went to an antique store and 3 people tried to bid on her

[M40A3xIntervention]

"Hi"

"Whats Up"

"Your moms legs"

[MultiKillerz123]

lol

[TheNikki1483]

your momma so old on her birthcertifect it says expired!!!:)

[ThemeForAJackal138]

HAHA

[kellysrcek]

hahaha xD

[901drago901]

omg!! i loved the fucking last one!!!

[A3Bxyz003]

Your mom is so stupid she got hot by a parked car your mom is so stupid she tried to drowned a fish

[A3Bxyz003]

Your mom is so stupid she got hot by a parked car

[Metallica7rule]

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[jman4298]

Yo momma so fat people run around her for exercise

[biohazard724]

ya mom so dumb, i came to your house and said its chilly outside and she ran out with bowl and spoon!

[JayFletcher11]

Your mum is so fat she stood on the scales and her phone number came up :)

[funnykidyyz]

both of those were weak the wireless joke no less

[TF2Medic2]

ONE time in a game server soemne said "WHo ssaid it was the last round" And I totally said."Your mom did" LOLOLOL XD

[sweet58441]

your moms so ugly that she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

[1234threedaysgrace]

ur mom is so old she owns Julius Caesar 10 quid

[DestineeBTV]

Google Translate. A Heaven Even For Your Mom

[nathansocksrofl]

Lol thumps up for this one '' Your mom is soo FAT she broke the toilet''

[teheman23]

your mom's sooo fat she had to get batiste in the ocean

[lugiathegod]

lol I got some jokes if you need any, just PM me and i'll give you a list!

[bunbunjohn]

Yo mama is so ugly that her SHADOW walked away from her!

[jackie12300]

Yo, momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car?

[ChrisLaneMusic]

Your Mums so ugly she entered a ugly competition and they sayd no proffesionals allowed !

[Fyeagass16]

...;DD the last one is killed it ;D

[ItsuOmo]

@Fyeagass16 =DDDDDDD

[MrAtombomb101]

yo mom is so stubid she tried to spell a word with m and ms

[Danmerk3]

Yo mama is like pizza u can put any toppings on her.

[Andaldhinio]

xtranormal its so funny

[ItsuOmo]

@Andaldhinio I recommend it. =]

[RandomKPluver]

YOUR MOM IS YOUR MOM.

Oh yeah, you just got served an AFTER-DINNER MINT! O3O

[MrHauscat]

nerd warning: your moms so fat, when she heard that the dsi xl was coming out, she pre ordered the dsi super xxxxxxxxxl

[SuperMansonfan]

Hahah

[Reallybigletterz09]

How did you get so many views for this.. tell me.. >.> you're so weird.

[ItsuOmo]

@Reallybigletterz09 Lol yeaaah.. I have no clue.. I just posted this because i didn't have any vids on my youtube so I was like.. eeeh wth.. And i just posted this cause i was bored..

I really didn't expect for me to get this many views.. o.o

[Reallybigletterz09]

@ItsuOmo So weird.. so weird.. I'm bored. You there? Lol.

[ItsuOmo]

@Reallybigletterz09 Yep im here. XD

[DarkAsce]

your mum's so stupid she robbs a bank and sprints to police car and says go go go go

[ItsuOmo]

Thank you guys for all the comment. And just letting you know, I love my mom. ^^

I was just bored so I made this short video.. I didn't expect to get more than 17,000 views! Thanks to you all! =]

[boludovos]

your moma is so fat,that when she jump to catch a fallind mcdonals burger, the haiti's eathquakes happened

[qbx101]

was up

[pillar1910]

Your mom is so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air xD priceless.

[abe911100]

man too jokes i wrather say you moma so fat ween a semay truk hit her she said who trough that rook

[courtxxney]

Haha giaspe

[Syddysogangstaa]

Thanks for the website ! :D

Haha I love how they talk ! xD

Btw . . .

YOUR MAMAS SO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD ! xD'That is all ;D

[PAINmedia]

you'r mom is so fat that the only way for her to remember her number is looking at the scale....

[thekevinhead]

thoes jockes r so old that u

[mv41670]

so funny lol

[shadowBoltzs]

Your mom so stupid that She tryed to put M and M's in alphibetical order SHUT UP I KNOW I SPELLED IT WRONG MICDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[adf590]

queer

[hearstring]

(a little racist) ur moms so fat she ran after a chiness guy thinking his a twinky

ur moms so fat the moons her child

ur moms so fat when u ate jello she called u a cannibal

ur moms so dumb when someone said do the robot nexst day RTD2 got AIDs

ur moms so fat she made the first toaster oven

ur moms so dumb when someone showed her the kitty pool she drounded her cat

ur mom thinks cheese comes from the moon

[MayMay1995Rueter]

ur mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck? haha wow

[otusqueeky1]

your mom... is a MOOOOM

I love just lame mom jokes..

[mmmmmwaffles]

your moms so fat she cant lose weight

only find it

[brinbrin121]

your mom is so stupid the she puts on lipstick 2 make up her mind

[killermoron]

your mom is so fat she uses paint rollers to put on lipstick :|

[brinbrin121]

lol soooo funny

[DEEEENOFY]

your mom so fat she snaped the family tree!

[MrSnIcKeRs20GrAfFiTi]

u know u can change da voice and dat website

[ishow01]

lol i luvv this video

[HarryJones95]

crease video

[emadobadhot]

ur mom is so fat when she walked on the side walk the people said thers brod way ( brod way is when famouse people put their footprints in semint)

[aznburgerazn]

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[pete6754]

watch 40 minutes????

its 60 you dumb cunt

[pete6754]

ahah the joke is!!!!!!!

your mum's so dumb it took her 90 minutes to watch 60 minutes!!!!!!!!!

can you tell me what 40 minutes is because where i come from its 60 not 40!!!

p.s. you'r mum's so dumb she forgot to swallo you'r dad's load!!!

ahahah knot that you will ge that.

do you still wet the bed.ahahahahaha

[HarryJones95]

u sound like a fukin idiot

[pete6754]

hahaha im not the fucking idiot makeing

call of duty sniper montage's mr harry fuckstick jones

[pete6754]

going to cry

[pete6754]

GROW SOME PUBES!!!!!!

some crack hoe just gave your dad aids.

[evillllness]

Wow...This is real mature i can't belive i watched this I guess it's for thsi giggles or fun and games but little stuffed animals as the victims...Cooooll.

[beswick32]

you mums so fat that she doesnt know her weight because she cant see the numbers

[allykaty1997]

ur moms so fat she toke a spoon to the supper bowl!

[dragonwen5]

lol!!!!!

[eddycammy]

fuk your mom

[wweHHH111]

your mamas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

[xxxNRLxxx]

lol

[zeton111]

HAHAHA i love them both sooooooo much but the second one was FUNNY

[nikkiandnugget]

lolody

[BeccaSaysFreeRonnie]

dude that was sooooooooooooooo funny.lmaoo.omg.

[LolinMyPantss]

chwck out my your mom jokes :D

[laurenalana23]

your mom is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

[CB4SEAHAWKS]

you're mom is so fat at school she sat next to everyone!

[XxGrunchYxX]

Your mom is so fat, when she had you, you fell out with a bag of Cheetos.

[bungyboyv2]

your mom is so fat she jumped and got stuck

[tinkx824]

ha nice x]

[ItsuOmo]

Lol THX THX@@@ X333

[pandaball202]

How did you gert it on youtube i made a video but idk how to putt it on

[ItsuOmo]

there's a button that said upload on youtube? o.o

[pandaball202]

but it wont let me it says

We didnt get a complete notifacation from youtube, Please check your youtube account again if it had failed

[ItsuOmo]

Well, I guess you have to make sure that you're logged onto Youtube? I dunno... *shrugs*

[michaelperdikis]

It is so random

[ItsuOmo]

That's the point. XDDD

[eatacarwithyourear]

lol

[ItsuOmo]

lol.. I kno. xD

[ohdangg1]

heyy uhm this is microsoft sam and anna right?

ahahaha howd yu get it to anan mines stuck on sam

[ItsuOmo]

huhz? o.o

[ohdangg1]

How did yu geth there voices like this??

Like a computer talking?

[ItsuOmo]

Well, do you use xtranormal?

[ItsuOmo]

Lol THX THX!! XDD

[TailsTheFox43]

This is better than mine

xD

[ItsuOmo]

Lol. Not really. XDDD

[TailsTheFox43]

Yes it is, mine sucks xD Even my newer ones are not that great

[koreangrl08]

weird......

[ItsuOmo]

Lol I kno, right? XD